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| | Tagalog (Filipino) Tulong, mga patakaran, gabay, leksyon at impormasyon para sa wikang Tagalog. | 
10-31-2011, 11:03 AM
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#1 (permalink)
| | Kneazle
Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Vince's heart. <3
Posts: 3,282
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ezekiel Andrei de Ferreis
Fourth Year
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Regina Alyssa Ereaux
Magical Law Enforcement |  Pinoy Jokes {TwistedHearts. ♥ || GRYFFINDOR | | Danielle Zara Griffiths. ♥ || Yssa.}
Tigil na muna ang stress, mga kapatid. Post post naman kayo dito ng jokes at makitawa sa mga kabaliwan ng mga Pilipino. 
Knock knock jokes ipopost ko ngayon. 
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Coca cola lasagna.
P2: Coca cola lasagna who?
P1: Coca cola lasagna ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa. Coca cola lasagna ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling luluha pa. (CORNY KO.  )
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Nido gatas.
P2: Nido gatas who?
P1: I nido, boo. I gatas see you boo. And the hearts all over the world tonight.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Fire apoy.
P2: Fire apoy who?
P1: Fire apoy~ I think I could understand how it feels to love a girl, I swear I'd be a better man.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Cashew nut.
P2: Cashew nut who?
P1: Don't tell me you're sorry cashew nut. Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught. But you put on quite a show.. 
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Riverboat.
P2: Riverboat who?
P1: Riverboat young when I first saw you, I close my eyes and the flashback starts, I'm standing there. On the balcony in summer air.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Come back to me.
P2: Come back to me who?
P1: Come back to me-bok ang puso wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin ito. 
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: May kumaway.
P2: May kumaway who?
P1: May kumaway downtown, walking fast, faces past and I'm homebound.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Lactum.
P2: Lactum who?
P1: I lactum move it move it. I lactum move it move it.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare.
P2: Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare who?
P1: Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare, halleluuuuu~ Hallelujiah.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: The hill and cow.
P2: The hill and cow who?
P1: The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko, ikaw ang nasa isip ko. Ang nais ko ay malamaaaan moooooo.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Russian patay.
P2: Russian patay who?
P1: Wise men say only fools Russian, patay can't help falling in love with you.
P1: Knock knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: Phone na Nokia.
P2: Phone na Nokia who?
P1: Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya, ba't nahihiya ang puso ko? Bakit sa dinamirami ng kaibigan ko, ikaw pa. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadyaaa~
Nyaaa, joke yun?! Hahaha, joke lang. Tawa tawa lang tayo. Post din kayo ng sa inyo, kahit di knock knock jokes.  Laughter is the best medicine, ika nga nila. 
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10-31-2011, 02:54 PM
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#2 (permalink)
| | Niffler
Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Philippines (GMT+8)
Posts: 2,713
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Erin Cornelia Heyman
Second Year
Ministry RPG Name:
Elmo Claus
Minister's Office | Gossip Girl || K-Drama Addict || Tagalog Forum || RonMione forever || Nabs fanatic
Nice thread Yssa. Dame kong tawa sa mga knock knock mo. May sakit pa naman ako. Magaling na ko bukas.
Eto, kumalat sa text kelan lang.
Baby James : Yaya, am i normal?
Yaya : Of course! You're not like them. Why did you ask?!
Baby James : i'm so confused.
my grandfather is Ninoy,
my uncle is Noynoy,
my brother is Abnoy,
my dad is Chikboy,
my mom, iba-iba ang Boy,
my ninong is tito boy, but he's not a boy!
di kaya, Ako Budoy?!
__________________ Bio | Drabbles | Vine
In my world, uglies are not welcome.
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10-31-2011, 03:39 PM
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#3 (permalink)
| | Kneazle
Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Vince's heart. <3
Posts: 3,282
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ezekiel Andrei de Ferreis
Fourth Year
Ministry RPG Name:
Regina Alyssa Ereaux
Magical Law Enforcement | {TwistedHearts. ♥ || GRYFFINDOR | | Danielle Zara Griffiths. ♥ || Yssa.}
Hahaha, nakita ko din yan sa FB. Tawa ako ng tawa. Aww, get well soon ate Vine. 
Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang
walang parachute!
Juan: Talaga? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
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TEACHER: CLASS! anong bagyo ang pinakamalakas na sumalanta sa ating bansa?
JUAN: maam! TUKSO po!
TEACHER: ANO? bkit naman?
JUAN: KC MAAM (kumanta!) "kay rami ng winasak na tahanan! kay rami nang matang pinaluha" XD (Corny nito, promise. )
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equals 4.
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Lasing#1: pare! bibilhinn ko ung MOA at LRT bukas!
Lasing#2: ayala malls at MRT bibilhin ko eh.
Lasing#3: weak! PLDT, MERALCO, BDO, LANDMARK bibilhin ko bukas! ...---
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Lasing#4: kakapal ng mga muka niyo! sino may sabing binebenta ko ung mga yun? (Hahahaha, dami ng tawa ko dito. )
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Eto, pang Halloween.
Pedro:Tay!Tay
Julian:Bakit Anak?
Pedro:May Multo Daw Dito Sa Bahay?
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Julian:Walang Multo Dito Anak,Sino Ba Nag Sabi Sayo Nyan?
Pedro:Si Yaya po!
Julian edro Mag-impake ka na!
Pedro: Bakit Tay?
Julian:Lintek! Wala ka Namang Yaya eh!
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Si Juan umuwi ng lasing..
Nadulas. Nasugatan ang mukha.
Tinignan sa salamin at ginamot niya.
Kinaumagahan...
Nay: Lasing ka kagabi noh?
Juan: Hindi ahh..
Nay: Hindi? Eh bakit may band-aid yung salamin?
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Biglang kumidlat.. Anong gagawin mo?
GENIUS: *Takip tenga!* Kukulog e!
PLAYBOY: *Yakap GF* Score e!
ASTIG: Wala lang! Matapang e.
PASAWAY: *Hawak sa bakal* Try kung tatamaan.
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BOBO: *Ngingiti* PICTURE EH!
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Girl: Bayad…
Driver: Ilan tong 50?
Girl: Isa lang kuya, Estudyante, Nursing sa Ateneo, Kasasakay lang
Boy: (Nayabangan. Nagbayad ng 500) Manong Bayad..
Driver: (Galit) Ilan tong 500?
Boy: 1 lang, Keep the change. Seaman, Kadarating lang.
Sira Ulo: (Tumawa, Inabot ang 1000) Manong Bayad…
Driver: (Galit na galit) Peste! Ilan tong 1000?
Sira Ulo: Tatlo, Isama ang Nurse at Seaman. Keep the change. Galing Mental kalalabas lang.
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A Japanese rides a taxi going to the airport. Along the way, he saw an Isuzu truck
Japanese: Ooh..Isuzu truck, made in Japan. Very fast to run ehh!? (Taxi driver nodding)
Again, the Japanese saw a fast Toyota car..
Japanese: Oooh..Toyota car, made in Japan. Very fast to run!!
Taxi Driver: (whispering) yabang mo..
Japanese again saw a Honda sports car..
Japanese: Ooooh…Oooh.. Honda sports car ehh?!! Made in Japan, very fast run!
Taxi arrives at the airport..
Japanese: How much?
Taxi Driver: 2500 Pesos sir.
Japanese: Ha?!? Very big!!
Taxi Driver: Ahhh, my Taxi Meter, made in Japan.. Very fast to run!
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Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.
GUARD: Bakit ka tumae dyan?
PULUBI Hindi Ahh?
GUARD: Kita ko nasa dyaryo!
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PULUBI: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?
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04-24-2012, 02:13 AM
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#4 (permalink)
| | Kneazle
Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Vince's heart. <3
Posts: 3,282
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ezekiel Andrei de Ferreis
Fourth Year
Ministry RPG Name:
Regina Alyssa Ereaux
Magical Law Enforcement | {TwistedHearts. ♥ || GRYFFINDOR | | Danielle Zara Griffiths. ♥ || Yssa.}
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