These are the true stories of the gargoyles that guard the headmaster's office at Hogwarts. Names and places have not been changed to protect anyone! The twist is that their stories are about SS Hogwarts! So anything and everything that happens in our version of Hogwarts (Belle's and Cooper's) will end up here.

This is a interactive fan fic! I welcome any Professor or staff member at Belle's or Cooper's to post or edit my posts to interact with the gargoyles. I just ask that you keep their same spirit that I have created!

If any student wants to be involved personally other than the ones I mentioned just PM with your post and I will post it!

Please enjoy!

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Chapter 1

It slowly opened its eyes. “Oh no, I’m still here” She thought as she blinked her heavy stone eyes a few times and looked over at her sister. “Wake up you block head.” Hyleas called to her sister. “Another day.” She sighed as she watched the few early rising students heading toward the Great Hall for breakfast. Her sister Hylia blinked her eyes a few times.

“I could have used a few more minutes sleep.” Hylia said as her great stone mouth yawned which revealed a row of sharpened stone teeth.

“You slept all of crusades. This is a job we have here.” She said importantly as he positioned herself to sit all day and guard the headmistress’s office. That silly Minister Brennen had tried to move them from Rae’s office but a few well placed bites here and there and tearing this fiancé’s dress had sent them all scattering and leaving them alone. She was sore that Hogwarts had been chained and locked, but she was still the guardian over the Headmistress of Hogwarts and Mistress Rae still held that position. No matter what her duffer of a brother said or thought about her.

“Ok Alright. No lectures today. My ears are still ringing from the lecture during the black plague. That is quite a feat with stone ears.” She said waving off her sister with a swipe of her stone arm. She groggily pulled herself to attention to start the day. They both turned their heads as her office door opened.

“Good morning to you both.” Mistress Rae greeted them. The both bowed their heads respectfully to her as she fondly ran her hand over the top of both of their heads. “Guard it well.” She commanded before she turned sharply to head to the Great Hall for her breakfast and then off to her classes. They watched her go. Both of them always got sad when she left the office, but it gave them purpose. They were to guard over here and the sanctity of her office and all its secret treasures left behind by all the former headmasters of Hogwarts.

Soon the hall began to fill up with students heading off to class and some heading to snag a few crumbs of breakfast before going off to class. Hyleas spotted the new Hufflepuff Quidditch Capitan striding down the hall. Her red hair was flapping behind her like a super hero cap.

“Good morning Miss Rose.” Hyleas called to her scattered the group of first years that was gossiping in front of her. Amelia lifted a arm in greeting before striding down the hall. They were about to start a conversation when that dreadful unhappy slice of a woman Xylia Wystan came storming down the hall pushing students out of the way. She had pieces of a broken broom stuck to her hand and her backside and Hyleas and Hylia both had to cough back snickers as they came to a screeching halt in front of Mistress Rae’s office.

“Let me inside!” She demanded with a stamp of her foot. “That idiotic half wit broom wrangler destroyed my class!” A few spots of spittle flew from her mouth and landed on Hylia who did her best not to bite the woman’s hand.
They both turned and looked at her.

“The Headmistress is not in.” They told her in unison.

“Is everyone around here stupid?! I did not ask if she were in! I demanded to be let in!” She was gripping the stuck broom handle in her hand so hard her knuckles were white.

“Well see that is a problem. No one is permitted inside while the HeadMistress is out without prior approval from the Headmistress.” Hylia explained

“And she did not leave any instructions with us to let anyone in her office. You are welcomed to take the matter up with her.” Hyleas offered. Xylia exploded and a string of very unclean words burst from her mouth. The gist of her outburst was Professor Vindictus was a half wit jock, Hyleas and Hylia were left over relics from the Stone Age and all the students at Belles were uncouth hooligans that should be packed off to live with the boys. She stormed off down the hall to find Mistress Rae.

“Does dial clean out stone ears?” Hyleas whispered as soon as they were sure she was at a safe distance. They both roared with laughter from deep in their enchanted stone bellies. This was going to be a good day after all.

that is so creative!!! i never thought of such a small charactor to use for a story. very nice!

Subscribing now (clicks button) good job tommy you have a stal--umm i mean reader.. LOL

Ha ha ha...I love it.
Sounds just like what Professor Wystan would...

After the delightful Professor Wystan raged all the way down the hall and the girls had had a good laugh their morning couldn’t have gone any better. Oh no here comes Lord Farty Bore, opps Borr! Hyleas nudged her sister and directed her attention down the hall where the great big boulder of a pompous windbag was winding his way down the corridor. This day was on a downward spiral and it looked like he was headed to Mistress Rae’s office. This wasn’t going to turn out good.

“He has those deathly cookies with him.” Hylia said with a note of fear in her voice as she backed up as far as her not so slim stone body would go against the wall. The memory of their first encounter was still fresh in her long suffering memory. They both closed their eyes hoping he would think they were asleep and be o his way back to Copper’s or at the very least up wind from where they were sitting.

“How dare you pretend to be asleep when a man of my importance requires your attention!” He said loudly as a nice ringing note of gas erupted from his backside. He puffed up his great belly as he ignored the wind. Their eyes popped open as the smell scraped a layer of stone off their bewitched facades. “I have urgent Ministry business with Rae.” Every other word was accented with his own personal wind ensemble. Hylia eyes were crossing from the smell and her tail was twitching dangerously in the air. She didn’t know how much more of this she could take. “I do not have all day.” He turned around as if looking for something. “Where is that Jones boy when you need something done?” He asked. When he back was to them he let rip a right loud and quite wet string of gas. It sounded like the Lord would be needing some new breeches and knickers.

Hyleas couldn’t take it anymore, “Lord Borr a man of your status shouldn’t be expected to wait around for the Headmistress. How about when she arrives we will send her along to your office.” She said

“Yes your office that is far away at Cooper’s” Hylia added to drive the point home that his office was far away. He should honestly be dragged before the Wizengamot for polluting the air and causing deaths for the people who try to hold their breaths in this presence. His chest slowed puffed out listening to their words. They were correct of course a man in his position couldn’t be seen waiting around for a woman who wasn’t even invited to the Minister’s wedding.

“How right you both are. It seems the founders taught you both a thing or two about manners.”He said not really meaning a word of it. They weren’t even real magical creatures. They were just stone centurions set to be gloried bellboys or something. “Send Cassandra Rae to Cooper’s.” He instructed as he turned back down the corridor to be out of Belle’s and away from those foul little silly girls.

<-me

The next couple of weeks passed without incident for the guardians. The crisp fall air gave way to the bone chilling howl of the northern wind. Hylia and Hyleas wouldn’t have known it if it weren’t for the girls being bundled up in their winter cloaks with the silver fastenings. This marked the start of the Quidditch season. They both rather liked Quidditch they were positioned right on front of the window facing the pitch and could watch all the games and the practices. Amelia Rose was all but skipping through the halls as the Hufflepuff team started up with their practices. Hyleas always made a point to speak to the young seventh year. Well young to them anyways. They had been there to guard over Godric Gryffindor when Hogwarts was founded.

OOC: This post isnt finished! But I had to post it before I forgot about it! Sorry, i will edit this and add the rest.

The next couple of weeks passed without incident for the guardians. The crisp fall air gave way to the bone chilling howl of the northern wind. Hylia and Hyleas wouldn’t have known it if it weren’t for the girls being bundled up in their winter cloaks with the silver fastenings. This marked the start of the Quidditch season. They both rather liked Quidditch they were positioned right in front of the window facing the pitch and could watch all the games and the practices. Amelia Rose was all but skipping through the halls as the Hufflepuff team started up with their practices. Hyleas always made a point to speak to the young seventh year. Well young to them anyways. They had been there to guard over Godric Gryffindor when Hogwarts was founded. Hyleas was partial to the Hufflepuffs they often got a bad rap and she always made it point to speak to each passing Hufflepuff that she saw.

The first game of the season was Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. "My Rosey is going to knock your lions into the dirt." Hyleas was boasting as the gargoyles gears up to watch the match.

"You haven't seen Gwen play. The girl maybe dead clumsy on her feet, but she is the best keeper I've seen around here since Marcus." Hylia challenged. She heard her sister snort, and it gave Hylia a giggle deep in her throat. Marcus was a bossy little snip of a Slytherin that always rubbed Hyleas the wrong way. Hylia didn't mind him. He was a child after all, but Hyleas took things to heart sometimes. She didn't like being treated like some mongrel stone pup.

"My Hufflepuffs won't let me down." Hyleas said confidently.

Hey. yay! this is awsome Tommy I can't wait for more.

Last Updated: 8/5/08