Get it? One sentence fan fiction! Oh come on.. that's a clever thread title!!

All righty. You've seen this somewhere before. We write a Severus Snape fan fiction together, one sentence per post. You may not double post, and you may not write paragraph-long run on sentences. Thanks.

PLEASE pay attention to spelling, grammar and punctuation. Severus will not tolerate poor writing in this excercise. There will be points taken from those who ignore this rule.

At the end of the thread, or when a plot becomes apparent, whichever comes first, we'll give it a proper title by poll.

Let's aim to keep this Sa13+ please.

* Sa13+ - Contains content not suitable for children; Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, and minor suggestive adult themes but free of any coarse language. Wizards can duel and use unforgivables, but don't go into detail about the effects of any nasty hexes like Sectumsempra. Hand-holding, romantic embraces, flirting and brief kisses on the cheek or the lips are okay, but nothing beyond that, romantically.

One sentence, please. Not a word. Allow me to begin.

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up.

He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip.

"Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee.

He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip

Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail.

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?"

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?" Snape began scanning the letter, and at the end, he just sat it on his desk, astonished. He performed a simple jinx checking spell - he could never be too safe nowadays - everyone was cursing each other like there was no tomorrow. After finding it clear, he opened it carefully. Before he could start reading it, however, the owl started pecking at his arm.
"Stupid owl... Gerroff!" He shouted, and jumped up so suddenly that the coffee which had been improperly placed on an unsteady table was tipped over, ruinging the letter from Draco.

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?" Snape began scanning the letter, and at the end, he just sat it on his desk, astonished. He performed a simple jinx checking spell - he could never be too safe nowadays - everyone was cursing each other like there was no tomorrow. After finding it clear, he opened it carefully. Before he could start reading it, however, the owl started pecking at his arm.
"Stupid owl... Gerroff!" He shouted, and jumped up so suddenly that the coffee which had been improperly placed on an unsteady table was tipped over, ruining the letter from Draco. Severus picked up his wand mutterd a few words and the liquid flew back into the mug. Sadly, he knew of no spell to return the letter to normal, and cursed under his breath, wondering if it had been important.

Severus went over to the writing desk and picked up a quil and began writing a reply to Draco explaining that the letter was not able to be read.

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?" Snape began scanning the letter, and at the end, he just sat it on his desk, astonished. He performed a simple jinx checking spell - he could never be too safe nowadays - everyone was cursing each other like there was no tomorrow. After finding it clear, he opened it carefully. Before he could start reading it, however, the owl started pecking at his arm.
"Stupid owl... Gerroff!" He shouted, and jumped up so suddenly that the coffee which had been improperly placed on an unsteady table was tipped over, ruining the letter from Draco. Severus picked up his wand mutterd a few words and the liquid flew back into the mug. Sadly, he knew of no spell to return the letter to normal, and cursed under his breath, wondering if it had been important.

Severus went over to the writing desk and picked up a quil and began writing a reply to Draco explaining that the letter was not able to be read. Draco wouldn't like it, he always had been stubborn - but regardless, if ti were important he wouldn't mind writing it again. He sighed as he finished the letter and gave it back to the owl.

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?" Snape began scanning the letter, and at the end, he just sat it on his desk, astonished. He performed a simple jinx checking spell - he could never be too safe nowadays - everyone was cursing each other like there was no tomorrow. After finding it clear, he opened it carefully. Before he could start reading it, however, the owl started pecking at his arm.
"Stupid owl... Gerroff!" He shouted, and jumped up so suddenly that the coffee which had been improperly placed on an unsteady table was tipped over, ruining the letter from Draco. Severus picked up his wand mutterd a few words and the liquid flew back into the mug. Sadly, he knew of no spell to return the letter to normal, and cursed under his breath, wondering if it had been important.

Severus went over to the writing desk and picked up a quil and began writing a reply to Draco explaining that the letter was not able to be read. Draco wouldn't like it, he always had been stubborn - but regardless, if ti were important he wouldn't mind writing it again. He sighed as he finished the letter and gave it back to the owl.

He poured himself some wine and sat back down on the sofa

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?" Snape began scanning the letter, and at the end, he just sat it on his desk, astonished. He performed a simple jinx checking spell - he could never be too safe nowadays - everyone was cursing each other like there was no tomorrow. After finding it clear, he opened it carefully. Before he could start reading it, however, the owl started pecking at his arm.
"Stupid owl... Gerroff!" He shouted, and jumped up so suddenly that the coffee which had been improperly placed on an unsteady table was tipped over, ruining the letter from Draco. Severus picked up his wand mutterd a few words and the liquid flew back into the mug. Sadly, he knew of no spell to return the letter to normal, and cursed under his breath, wondering if it had been important.

Severus went over to the writing desk and picked up a quil and began writing a reply to Draco explaining that the letter was not able to be read. Draco wouldn't like it, he always had been stubborn - but regardless, if ti were important he wouldn't mind writing it again. He sighed as he finished the letter and gave it back to the owl.

He poured himself some wine and sat back down on the sofa. The owl however, instead of leaving, just glared at him. Consused, Snape gave it a little push, at which point he could swear the owls eyes went red.

"My Lord" Said Severus standing up as the Owl turned into Lord Voldemort

Severus stirred his coffee with his wand before picking it up. He lifted the cup up to his lips and took a sip. "Ouch," Snape growled as he burnt his tongue on the hot coffee. He placed the cup on the table, added more milk then took another sip. Before he could take another sip of the adulterated coffee, an owl arrived bearing mail. "Yes, what do you have?" Severus asked shortly, untying the small parcel attached to the owl's left foot.

"Hmmmm" he mused, "it's from Malfoy, wonder what he wants?" Snape began scanning the letter, and at the end, he just sat it on his desk, astonished. He performed a simple jinx checking spell - he could never be too safe nowadays - everyone was cursing each other like there was no tomorrow. After finding it clear, he opened it carefully. Before he could start reading it, however, the owl started pecking at his arm.
"Stupid owl... Gerroff!" He shouted, and jumped up so suddenly that the coffee which had been improperly placed on an unsteady table was tipped over, ruining the letter from Draco. Severus picked up his wand mutterd a few words and the liquid flew back into the mug. Sadly, he knew of no spell to return the letter to normal, and cursed under his breath, wondering if it had been important.

Severus went over to the writing desk and picked up a quil and began writing a reply to Draco explaining that the letter was not able to be read. Draco wouldn't like it, he always had been stubborn - but regardless, if ti were important he wouldn't mind writing it again. He sighed as he finished the letter and gave it back to the owl.

He poured himself some wine and sat back down on the sofa. The owl however, instead of leaving, just glared at him. Consused, Snape gave it a little push, at which point he could swear the owls eyes went red.

"My Lord" Said Severus standing up as the Owl turned into Lord Voldemort
"I see you destroyed the letter... how careless of you... well, I guess I shall have to tell you your mission in person..." Lord Voldemort sneered.

"I've a plan to overthorough the Ministry of Magic, and you are needed if it is to succeed." Said Lord Voldemort.