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Term 51: January - April 2019 Term Fifty-One: Don't Feed the Furries (Sept 2097 - June 2098)

 
 
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This bathroom is intended for use by the young men of the school only. Just like the girls' restroom on the second floor, this restroom contains a large sink and a number of stalls. Luckily for you, boys, Moaning Myrtle isn't known for haunting this loo and it will not take you directly down to the Chamber of Secrets. Even so, there is one major downfall: Peeves. He likes to steal the toilet paper in the stalls, so go about your business quickly.

If you are ever in need of extra toilet paper or a towel dispenser needs to be restocked, there is a small cupboard across from the sinks containing all of the bathroom necessities you could ever need. Do the caretaker a favour and keep this restroom clean and in tact. It takes a lot of work to keep the place smelling of fresh lemon, so please refrain from using the last stall -- the toilet will randomly blow up while you are sitting on it. And please refrain from removing the toilet seats and taking them home with you as souvenirs for your younger siblings. Those aren't cheap, you know!
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All seems to be as it should in the boys' bathroom; however, those needing to relieve themselves in any of the stalls will soon discover otherwise.

Because taking care of your business being your priority, one might not notice right away that something rather essential is missing from all of the stalls. What a surprise it'll be once you realize that there is nothing to wipe your bottom with.

Did the house-elves forget to replace the toilet paper? Or had Peeves been here recently and this was one of his nasty pranks?

Regardless, you are in quite a predicament. Dare you ask if someone can find some toilet paper for you? Or do you find another means to clean yourself?
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Maxie had a habit that some - probably everyone but him - would probably consider weird. He washed his hands before he, uh, er, well.. relieved himself. He could have touched anything. anything. and in a magical school like Hogwarts Maxie didn't like his chances of catching something. So, there the Hufflepuff was. Thoroughly washing his hands, making sure to get under his nails and between his fingers while mentally singing happy birthday to himself - Damien had taught him that the duration of the song was just the right amount of time to kill germs. It was nice, quiet moments like this that the youngest Anderson-Belfort was thankful for.
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Maxie had a habit that some - probably everyone but him - would probably consider weird. He washed his hands before he, uh, er, well.. relieved himself. He could have touched anything. anything. and in a magical school like Hogwarts Maxie didn't like his chances of catching something. So, there the Hufflepuff was. Thoroughly washing his hands, making sure to get under his nails and between his fingers while mentally singing happy birthday to himself - Damien had taught him that the duration of the song was just the right amount of time to kill germs. It was nice, quiet moments like this that the youngest Anderson-Belfort was thankful for.
Bathroom Bathroom Bathroom! that last lesson took much too long for Mark and he couldn't bring himself to ask to leave during class. He didn't want to miss any vital information for tests during the year. Bathrooms could wait. Until now!! Mark moved toward the nearest stall that was open. Passing by a Hufflepuff who was washing their hands. No matter it wasn't his concern who was washing their hands.

The Ravenclaw second year scratched an inch on his butt then finally after a long class. Relieved himself of the liquids stored in his body. He tilted his head to the side slightly noticing that the stall he stood in was void of any toilet paper. Would be nice of him to go and replace it should another student need to do a little more than he did just now.

He walked past the Hufflepuff again. Who was still washing their hands? Merlin just put some soap on your hands, turn the water to hot and wash the suds off. He wasn't flushing any basilisks from the pipes. He opened the cabinet drawer and saw...there wasn't any toilet paper at all. "The House Elves don't normally slack off do they?" he spoke up just curious now what the other kid had to say.
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"Uh- W-what?" Maxie half-glanced at the other boy, his eyes darting from his face to the cabinet drawer and back. It was empty. Was he.... Was he supposed to refill it?? Maxie didn't get what the other boy was implying and besides he really- and erm, he really needded to go- Erm. "I d-don't know- erm- e-e-excuse me!" And like that Maximiliion Barton Anderson-Belfort pratically leaped to the next open toilet and sat upside down on the pristine seat to er-

Well.

Erm...

Read a newspaper.

Which he managed just well and fine and all. Relieved, but still slightly weirded out by the other boy, Maxie decided he would just remain in here until he left and avoid that awkward confrontation all together. Musing over this, Maxie reached out for a square to spare and-

Oh.

Oh No.

ohNO.

Maxie pulled the cardboard roll right off and stared bleakly - miserably at the remains. This was not the worst thing that had happened to him by far (looking at you, Ronan Wallace) but it was genuinly bad. He had a choice. He could live here forever and always or he could ask that other boy for a roll and actually live out the rest of his life despite this terrible hiccup.

Both seemed equally tempting. Maxie worried his lip, his fingers twisting and turning the cardboard roll anxiously as he sat through his indecision.

Toilet forever or awkward exchange? Toilet Forever or AWkWard Exchange-

"Uhm- " The word was out before the Hufflepuff had properly made a choice (wasn't that just the way?), clear and uncomfortably loud in the quiet bathroom. "T-There's... T-There's.... N-N-no... " The cardboard roll was now, somehow, a cardboard ball. "P-p-p- Roll, in here." He said, his sentence punctuated with an unhappy sigh.
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"Uh- W-what?" Maxie half-glanced at the other boy, his eyes darting from his face to the cabinet drawer and back. It was empty. Was he.... Was he supposed to refill it?? Maxie didn't get what the other boy was implying and besides he really- and erm, he really needded to go- Erm. "I d-don't know- erm- e-e-excuse me!" And like that Maximiliion Barton Anderson-Belfort pratically leaped to the next open toilet and sat upside down on the pristine seat to er-

Well.

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Read a newspaper.

Which he managed just well and fine and all. Relieved, but still slightly weirded out by the other boy, Maxie decided he would just remain in here until he left and avoid that awkward confrontation all together. Musing over this, Maxie reached out for a square to spare and-

Oh.

Oh No.

ohNO.

Maxie pulled the cardboard roll right off and stared bleakly - miserably at the remains. This was not the worst thing that had happened to him by far (looking at you, Ronan Wallace) but it was genuinly bad. He had a choice. He could live here forever and always or he could ask that other boy for a roll and actually live out the rest of his life despite this terrible hiccup.

Both seemed equally tempting. Maxie worried his lip, his fingers twisting and turning the cardboard roll anxiously as he sat through his indecision.

Toilet forever or awkward exchange? Toilet Forever or AWkWard Exchange-

"Uhm- " The word was out before the Hufflepuff had properly made a choice (wasn't that just the way?), clear and uncomfortably loud in the quiet bathroom. "T-There's... T-There's.... N-N-no... " The cardboard roll was now, somehow, a cardboard ball. "P-p-p- Roll, in here." He said, his sentence punctuated with an unhappy sigh.
Hmmm No maybe he wasn't looking hard enough. Surely there was some spare Toilet Paper in the Cabinet. He continued to look at the Empty Shelf before him but nothing stood out except besides a tiny spider that scurried away. He stepped away from the cupboard scratching his chin curiously as he looked up. OH! Duh! The Toilet Paper was on the shelf above the empty one he was staring at. Foolish Mark It seemed the other kid didn't much mind about the toilet paper rolls. Maybe it was just his stall that was empty.

He started to wash his hands. Simply turning the water on til it was warm, Soaping up his Hands then washing the suds off under the water. he didn't need a lifetime under the sink until his hands pruned.

As he was about to walk out of the bathroom air drying his hands off he heard the kid again. "Uh...okay." Mark stopped at the entrance then turned. Walking back toward the cupboard and reaching up to get one of the toilet paper rolls. grabbing the first thing his hand felt since he wasn't exactly the tallest kid in school yet. He pulled down a Paper Towel Roll. "Oops. Wrong kind you need." He placed the paper towel roll back onto the cabinet shelf then reached over and grabbed a toilet paper roll this time.

"Got one!" he exclaimed as he went over to the stall the other kid was sitting in.

Mark reached his hand under the stall door waiting for the other kid to take it.
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Patrick walked into the bathroom. He noticed that there was someone giving toilet paper to an unknown person in a stall. He looked around wondering if he should just head up to the prefects bathroom and use their room, but it was so far away just to go to the bathroom.

Looking at the guy he recognized but couldn't place his name, "Something wrong in here?" he glanced at his hand back to the guys face again. He was wondering what was going on that he needed TP handed to him. Where were the house elves?
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WHERE WAS HIS FLUFFSIES?!

Toddles had been searching HIGH and LOW and SIDEWAYS since the feast and his Fluffsies was no where to be found. Today Toddles had even brought his Cheeksies with him so that Fluffsies could see its friend and want to come HOME to Toddles.

But Toddles was also meants to clean up some studenties messies and Mister Master Headmaster had given Toddles a scrub brushie (not as cute as his Cheeksies though. Cheeksies was the cutest tiny little fluffy scrub brushie. But Mister Shopkeeper Sir had called Cheeksies a hammer-star ... or something like that. Toddles could not remember right now) to clean the toiletsies. Of course, Toddles also poked his nose in each of them to see if Fluffsies had fallen in one of them.

Popping into the Mister studentsies toilets, Toddles blinked his big round eyes at those already here and waved his brushies (both of them) to each in greeting.

"Toddles here to clean!"

And search. But Toddles would not tell studentsies this. Studentsies would only want to keep Fluffsies for their own.
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There was a lot of commotion beyond Maxie's new cube home. The first boy. The boy his age. Hadn't sounded very sure or very eager to lend a hand, but that didn't matter- the only thing that actually absolutely mattered was whether ot not he was going to find toilet paper because Maxie was feeling less than comfortable and that was for many reasons.

Like his foot. It was falling asleep with a certain kind of prejudice. Less than helpful. Way less. No one ever taught you how to handle the important things. Fires? They were nothing compared to the excruciating torture of being stuck in a stall with only a stranger's kindness to help you - but there were seminars, and videos, and tours all meant to educate about fires and nothing to educate about toilet paper emergencies. Fingers wrapped up together in his lap, Maxie huffed and puffed and generally embodied the spirit of impatience.

Clearly, it had never been a virtue in the Anderson-Belfort home.

"n-n-no wait-" He said - for any paper was better than no paper, surely - but the roll had already been taken away and the rummaging - from what his straining ears could tell - went right back to it.

Something wrong in here

The words cut through Maxie like a knife through cold, white butter. He flailed, his very clean hands gesturing wildly behind a blessedly closed door. "N-No!!!!! No- no-thing w-w-wrong!!" He quickly shouted, his face redder than a quaffle. Whoever that was that had stepped in - well, it was none of their business and Maxie would very much like it if they turned around and hurried on out.

He took the paper quickly and without a word. Relief crashed over him in an awesome wave.

The house-elf? Maxie was too busy being relieved beyond belief to have noticed him.

Besides, it was just a house-elf. House elves didn't care about anything other than clean floors and ironed socks and servitude, and Maxie's self-esteem wasn't so bad that he worried what the little creatures might think of him.
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Nope. Not here. Nope. Not this one either.

OP! A studenties sitting on the pottsies!

"Little Mister Master needs his shoes polished while waiting?" Toddles asked under the guise of being helpful when really the house elf wanted to take a closer look around these here parts. Little Mister Master looked AWFULLY red and suspicious. What was he hiding?

Unbeknownst to the house elf, Cheeksies the hamster had slipped out of his hand and had scampered around the floor of the bathroom and squeezed under the crack in the door riiiiiiiiiiiiight on out into the corridor.

But Toddles' BIG eyes were too busy looking up at this studentsie to notice.

"Or...does Little Mister Master have a cute furry problem?"

HMMMMMMMM?! Give him back his Fluffsies! Or maybe Toddles will strike his knees with his scrub brushy.
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Unbeknownst to the house elf, Cheeksies the hamster had slipped out of his hand and had scampered around the floor of the bathroom and squeezed under the crack in the door riiiiiiiiiiiiight on out into the corridor.

But Toddles' BIG eyes were too busy looking up at this studentsie to notice.
Fluffsies hadn't been too far off, in truth. Ever since he'd first laid eyes on the hamster, he'd wanted to know what it tasted like and when it slipped away, this was the perfect time.

Waiting on the other side of the crack the hamster had squeezed through, the mutant opened wide.

CHOMP!

MMmmmMMmmMmm, as good as it looked.

The mutant looked about the empty corridor just once before disappearing again. Nothing else was coming out of the bathroom, and nothing was coming down the corridor. Not the best place to get something to eat.
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Alright, Mark helped avert a bathroom crisis. If Mark had a bucket list it would be a very lame one............. right, okay.


Still though a good vibe of being helpful was a good note to continue the day on. he took a few steps from the Stall where the Hufflepuff could now continue his business. Mark nodded in agreement to the voice in the stall as the Slytherin Captain Guy came in. "Yup. Everything's fine now. He was just stuck without toilet paper and I got him a role." Truly, Mark...the older boy probably didn't need to know that, and the poor Hufflepuff probably could have done without that being said. But the Ravenclaw would still slip up when it came to not keeping secrets. Was that even a secret to keep? There was no communication between him and Stall-Boy in that regard. Must be okay then.

Mark had completely disregared the House Elf's presence in the bathroom. Instead watching as a little hamster scurried across the floor who was then shortly eaten by the Mystery Creature. Hmmm, okay. Mark went toward the exit of the bathroom...............


WHAT!? WAIT....WHAT!?

The Mystery Beast....was there then gone and...and it just ate a rodent. The cute kind of rodent!! He looked over at the stall. "Did you see i..." oh wait no of course he couldn't have. Attention turned to the Slytherin. "Did you just see it!?"

It was here, and it's diet was HAMSTER MEAT!!
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