Maxilocks: PINK!
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Snitchseekers and Snitchseekers! This gloriously sunny day *looks outside and realizes it's snowing* Ehem. This gloriously... glorious day, we have managed to kidnap none other than the amazing JAMES! [Not that James, no] and bring him to our lair in Jupiter. *cackles evilly*

Hii James!

*cackles with you?* Yay!

O___O The prisoner is not supposed to cackle. *eyes him* So.. Earthling James! Tell us and the Jupiterans something about yourself. Are you actually the awesome James Potter in disguise?

*ceases the cackling* Well.. if I answered that question... It'd blow my cover, wouldn't it?

But you are our prisoner! *POINTS* We've kidnapped you and brought you to outer space! You haaaave to answer our questions... please? Pretty please? *makes cuuute eyes*

:O Not the cute eyes!
Fine... I'll tell you. I am, sadly, not James Potter, as awesome and cool as that would be.

YES! The cute eyes are working! Wait... you're not that James? *suspicious* Who aaaare you then?

My name is James. Sadly I do not possess the surname "Potter."

Your name is James? We could never have figured that out without your help. =p So Mr. MynameisJamesbutIdonotpossessthesurnamePotter... what DO you do? Do you make cookies? Do you? *hungry*

*gives you chocolate chip cookies*

*eats them all in one biiig bite* They taste of lemon. o__o So tell us, James, how did you come across SnitchSeeker?

Well. If you remember the Hufflepuff named Lee (Leeness), he mentioned SnitchSeeker one time and I was like ":O Sounds cool!" Prior to that, Lee and I were both members of a much much much much much smaller HP RPG. And so I joined almost five years ago, and I loved it.

Five years! That's a loooong time. You're -gasp- ANCIENT! You must have seen little SS grow up and become all HANDSOME! <33 Aww. AWW. *clears throat* I mean, as our prisoner, we demand that you tell us your favourite thing about SS. *tries to look evil again*

Awww I wish I could say I was an SSer through and through. But, sadly, I kind of left it for a year, so technically four would be more accurate. But... my favorite thing about SS... is the Fan Clubs, lol. I've never really gotten into Role Playing, but I always stuck with the FCs.

Oh and I guess I also love how awesome everyone is on there.

You left for a year? *suspicious* I GET IT NOW! You left to complete a super secret mission! You're not that James, you're THAT James! You're JAMES BOND! *falls over*

Oh no my cover is blown! -attempts to run away-

*throws a big, pink basket over you* Mwahahahaha! Mwahahaha! We have captured James Bond! Take that, earthlings, we Jupiterans and our pretty, pink baskets are clearly far more superior than y'all.

*turns to baaaasket* I hope you can still hear us, captured Mr. Bond, because we still have questions for you!

Oh no I left my pocketwatch laser at home!
*sobs*

*CACKLES* This is SO much fun! I never thought I'd be able to capture THIS James. This makes up for you not being THAT James. x3

So... Captured Mr. Bond, tell us about your positions in the FCs and stuff. *eyes you in fascination*

Well... currently I am the President of the James Potter Fan Club (surprise?), the Harry Potter Fan Club, and the JK Rowling Fan Club. Anddd I'm the Luna Lovegood Activities officer and the Ginny Weasley Graphics Officer.

James Potter! *STAAARES and is really confuuused which James you are* Still, that's a lot of positions! Which position and/ or FC is your faaavourite? Remember, all your awesome FCs are listening in, so no pressure.

-breaks into a sweat-
Well. My first ever position ever was the Treasurer of the JPFC, and I moved up from there... and I've always considered James Potter to be my favorite Harry Potter character. My other FCs will understand.... hopefully.

Hopefully. *supplies all the other FCs and their people shiny wands* SO. You like James Potter. *is suspicious again* ARE you James Potter? If not, and you really ARE James Bond instead, whyyy do you like James Potter?

*coughs* errr... well... the fact that we both share the same name always made me have a soft spot for him. That and... I wear glasses and have dark hair. O_O

OH MY GOODNESS! You're James Potter! I knew it! I knew it! *FLAAAILS* Mr. James Potter, how awesome to have you here! *makes evil plans behind your back* Tell us, Mr. Potter/ Bond/ I don't know who, do you listen to music? If so, what kiiind? ^__^

:O I love music! I play the violin, so classical is a no brainer. I also love Alternative, Indie, Classic rock, Electronica, Pop. Pretty much everything except Country, Jazz, and Rap.

You play the violin? Is that to impress Lily Evans? *tries to get you to admit who you REALLY are* Since when have you played it, and what got you interested in such an instrument? Do you play any other instruments? *asks you a lot of questions to confuse you*

Lily does love it when I play - HEY! I've been playing the violin for seven years. When I was an youngin' my school allowed us to choose an instrument if we wanted to. And I picked violin.

So you are James Potter! O: Aren't you now? *narrows eyes at you and wonders if you're trying to trick us* Could you be... JAMES FRANCO? *gasp* Are you part of the Spider Man franchise? *SHOCKED* Speaking of Spider man... do you like comics? Or books? ^__^

OMGSH are you a psychic something? You Jupiterans scare me! YES I'm a superhero nerd, and I LOVE SPIDERMAN! I love the X-Men as well. And I LOVE to read.

YOU'RE HARRY OSBORN! Wait... Harry Osborn? Harry Potter? Are you secretly Harry Potter? *nervouuus*

On a side note, I love X-Men too! =p We get all sorts of awesome comics here, on Jupiter. ^__^ Who's your favourite character from a comic book? <3

Uhm...err...no. =/

NIGHTCRAWLER! Aka Kurt Wagner. From the X-Men, of course. :hehe:

Oooh. X-men arrre awesome. *is an X-[WO]man in disguise* X-men all originally lived on Jupiter, of course, so that's why. *smug*

LMAO.

Sooo James Potter/ Bond/ Franco/ Harry Potter/ Osborn, you love to read. Do you have a favourite book or author? <3

Well, apart from Harry Potter, my favorite author would either have to be James Joyce or William Shakespeare. My favorite book would have to be... either the Lord of the Flies, A Brave New World, or A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

Shakespeare? He scares us Jupiterans, yes he does. *pokes him with a big stick* Why do you like him? *quizzes*

Shakespeare is a fantastic playwrite and poet! *is flabbergasted* His plays are sooooo good!

I don't like him as a poet, to be honest. His plays are awesome as plays, but his poetry has never impressed me. *puts hiim in a basket and forgets all about him* -evil- Mr. Bond/ Franco/ Potter Sr./ Potter Jr./ Osborn, tell us about your hobbies. ^__^

Well I can agree with that. *says goodbye to William*

Well I already said I play the violin. And, I love learning foreign languages. I'm fluent in English, and now Spanish, and I wanna learn French!

William? You're on first name terms with SHAKESPEARE? are you... are you Shakespeare? *gasp*

ZOMG! I love learning new languages, too! I plan to know at least ten languages by the time I'm twenty. x3 Aren't we Jupiterans awesome?

I envy your aspirations!

*pets you* SO. Mr. Potter/ Bond/ Franco/ Osborn/ etc. what kind of food do you like?

I simply LOVE ethnic foods. Mexican, Italian, Japanese, Middle-Eastern, YUM. My favorite food in the entire world would have to be Sushi.

YUMMY! We Jupiterans love earth food! *looks at YOU*

*noms on Sushi* Want some?

EARTH food. EARTHling. *stares at you*

*hides*

*looks at the time* Ohmygosh, it's nearly time for lunch and we can't keep you HERE. *eyes hungry Jupiterans* So I'm afraid we have to wrap this interview up, Mr. Potter/ Bond/ Franco/ Osborn/ Shakespeare. But before we can do that, here's the question our previous Flavour of the Month *pets tummy* wanted us to ask the next one: if you could pick one spell you could use, just one you could use at any time of the day, what would it be and why?

Ooooh. You know, I was literally just talking about this to my friend yesterday. It'd have to be Reparo. If I could use Reparo, I could save so many things. Save money, fix my glasses (which break ALL of the time). It'd be such a useful thing!

Wise choice! Of course, you won't have to worry about repairing things after lunch time... SOOO. Any message for our awesome reaaaders?

Uhm....I dunno. Reading is the best thing we've got. It allows us to full immerse ourselves into a world outside of our own, and thus grants us the opportunity to further educate ourselves? *tries to sound awesome*

Or can I just say anything in general about anything?

You can say anything about anything! =p Consider it your last message... on Jupiter, I mean.

Ooooh. Well, I have to make a shout-out to my best friends, Cristobal (DanialRadFAN01), Abuela Dee (Gryffindoll), and Bebe Melon (princess of*hp*). They're the coolest people EVER.

*GASP* But I thought that was GAGA!

Oh, well that's a given. Lady GaGa is the best PERSON ever. *starts singing my Jam*

*eyes you* o__o Are you LADY GAGA?

O:

No, sadly. I 'm a guy. Not that being a guy is sad, but it's sad that I can't be Lady GaGa.

*ignores* I knew it! You're Lady Gaga! *GASP* Right. Thank you for joining us, Mr Potter Sr./ Jr./ Bond/ Franco/ Osborn/ Shakespeare/ Lady Gaga. We had a wonderful tiiiime. *carries the basket containing you to the kitchen*

Awww I had so much fun. *stretches*

You sure did! -whistles and hands you over to the cook*

Yayyyyyy!

Oh wait!
To the cook?
What?
NOOOOOOOOOO

The End.