this is my favorite film by far the best parts in the film were the ones with Prof. Snape in them - he delivers his lines perfectly, I couldn't imagin them being done any better! Go Alan!!!! w00t!

I like two particular quotes, Ron & the spiders!! That was a wicked scene!! And i also like the Divination class when Ron is like:

"Well, this one means suffering but then this one means happiness. So your going to suffer but..your going to be happy about it."

haha, good lines!!

My Fav Quote is:
Spiders.... Spiders they want me to tap dance, i dont want to tap dance.

Ron: The spiders... They want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.

Hermione: You foul, loathesome, evil little cockroach!

Fat Lady: *singing**singing higher* *smashes glass against wall* Oh, look, what I did with my voice!

Draco: If Potter can do it, it must be easy. You're not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly brute -
Hagrid: Malfoy, no!
Draco: It's killed me! It's killed me! ..... bloody chicken.

Pansy: Does it hurt terribly, Draco?
Draco: It comes and goes. Still... I consider myself lucky. According to Madam Pomfrey, another minute or two and I could've lost the arm.

Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

Draco: This class is ridiculus...

What can I say? I think the movie is hilarious.

Does anybody catch the ironicness of Malfoy saying (to Pansy mind you) "According to Madame Pomfrey, another minute or two and I could have lost my arm." To which Ron replies "He's really laying it on thick, isn't he?"
But later
Hermoine: That looks really painful...
Ron: Ya, they might have to chop it.
Hermoine: Madame Pomfrey will be able to mend it in a second.
Ron: No, they'll have to chop it.

My fave Quotes are :
Hermione: Does it hurt?
Ron: Yeah they may have to chop it
Hermione:i am sure Madame Pomfrey can mend it?
Ron: no they will have to chop it
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When Ron is arguing about his missing rat:
Hermione: DIDNT!
Ron: DID
Hermone.. didn't
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Snape: Or do you get pleasure in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron: He's got a point, you know.
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Ron: Spiders, they want me to tapdance. I don't want to tapdance.
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron
Ron: Yeah I'll tell them.
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Hermione: Do you want to move a bit closer Ron?
Ron: Wha-What?
Hermione: Um...To the Shack I mean.
Ron: Oh no I'm fine here...
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Draco:"..you and youre bloody chicken!"
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When Hermione is about to punch Malfoy
" You! You foul, Loathsum(sp?) Evil Little CockRoach!
*punches*
Hermione:That felt good
Ron: Not good! Brilliant!
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This flim was just really funny in general

I LOVE : what Hermione says to Draco. "You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach."

I love this part:
Ron: Spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I dont want to tap-dance!
Harry:you tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron:Yeah, I'll tell'em I tell 'em.....*sleeps*

my favs--

Sirius to Snape: "Why don't you go and play with your chemistry set!?"
Snape to Sirius: "Give me a reason. I beg you."
ROFL

Harry: "poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night,"

Snape: Well, well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight."

Sirius: "Run along and play with your chemistry set!"

Snape:"You two, quarrelling like an old married couple."

Snape: "But why deny the dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Oh, yes. A Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best."

LOLOLOL BEST.QUOTES.EVAR.

I like

Remus: Well well Sirius, looking rather ragged aren't we? Finally the face matches the madness within.

Sirius: Well you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you Remus?

*BIG SNOG* Haha xD

Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape: [puts his wand to Black's throat] I could do it, you know... But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you.

Harry: He was there friend, and he betrayed them. "He was their friend". I hope he finds me cause when he does Im gonna kill him.

I love Lupin's lines. "So the thing you fear most is fear itself"

I don't have a favorite quote, but I have a favorite scene: the Shrunken Heads in the Three Broomsticks.

I loved it when Hermione punched Malfoy and when she said "You foul, loathsome living evil cockroach". It was cool.

I like all the scenes.

Hermione: "You! You foul, Loathsome Evil Little CockRoach!
*punches*
Hermione:That felt good
Ron: Not good! Brilliant
That was one of my favorite lines!

My favorite part was when ron was talking while sleeping. Ron: Spiders, they want me to tapdance. I don't want to tapdance.
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron
Ron: Yeah I'll tell them.

Ron: spiders...they want me to tap dance...I don't wanna tap dance
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron
Ron: Tell em'. Yeah I'll tell em' *begins to snore loudly*

Ron: I'm warning you hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from scabbers, or I'll turn it into a teacosy!
Hermione: it's a cat Ron, what D'you expect. It's his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me!
Hermione: that's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. Don't worry crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.

Hermione: you! You foul loathsome evil little cockaroach!
Ron: leave him hermione! He's not worth it.
*hermione turns to walk away and Draco sniggers. Hermione punches him in the face.
Hermione: that felt good.
Ron: not good. Brilliant.

Sirius: be quiet yourself Remus!
Snape: oh look at you both, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius: oh why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?!

Hermione: I think you owe someone an apology!
Ron: Yeah right...next time I see crookshanks, I'll let him know.

Hermione: do you want to move a bit closer?
Ron: Wh-What?
Hermione: to the shrieking shack?
Ron: Oh- well, I'm fine here.

Ron: Why are you there? I- I was talking to you there...and now your there?!

Rons face when the boggart turned into a spider and his face when dumbledore put pressure on his injured leg at the hospital wing.

Snape: or do you take pleasure in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron: he's got a point you know.

Shrunken heads in Three broomsticks: no underaged wizards allowed in today. Shut the damn door!
Hermione: So rude!
Ron: thickheads...

Shruken head on knightbus: hey...guys. Guys...why the longs faces?

Stan shunpike: c'mon move-on, move-on, move-on. (his voice on that was hilarious)

Hermione: how's your leg?
Ron: painful
Hermione: it looks painful
Ron: so painful...they might have to chop it off.
Hermione: I'm sure madame promfey can fix it?
Ron: no it's too late...it's useless. They'll have to chop it off.

Ron: who'd you reckon that is?
Hermione: professor R.J Lupin
Ron: how'd you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: it's on the suitcase Ronald.
Ron: oh.

Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up...I just lost control.
Ron: brilliant!
Hermione: honestly Ron it's not funny. Harrys lucky he didn't get expelled.
Harry: think I was lucky enough not to be arrested actually.
Ron: it's still brilliant!

Harrys face when the knightbus kept abruptly stopping and Harrys face kept smashing into the window.

When Harry left the dursleys and you could still see aunt Marge in the sky, screaming.

The part where Harry had his battle with the monstrous book of monsters and he took his shoe off and waited for it. Then he threw his shoe on the floor and jumped on it.

House keeper in the leaky cauldron: housekeeping!
*door opens and a roar echoes out of the door and her hair gets windswept*
housekeeper: I'll come back later.

They're all so funny!

Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up...I just lost control.
Ron: brilliant!
Hermione: honestly Ron it's not funny. Harrys lucky he didn't get expelled.
Harry: think I was lucky enough not to be arrested actually.
Ron: it's still brilliant!
That one has to be my favorite

I have to watch it again.*Shudders*

My favorite is when Ron wakes up from his nightmare about the spiders wanting him to tap dance. That was brilliant! I laugh every time I see that!