Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?


Ron:The spiders want me to tap-dance, but I don't wanna tap-dance
Harry:You tell those spiders, Ron.


Snape: Professor Lupin. Are we taking a stroll....in the moonlight? (stress on the last word)

Oooh I have a lot of favourite quotes, most of them are probably already posted here, but meh, it doesn't hurt to post them again :

Hermione: Ow! That looks really painful.
Ron: It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it off.
Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat
Ron: It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.

Harry: Professor Dumbledore, we did it! We saved him!
Dumbledore: Did what? Good night.

Malfoy: You're going to regret this.
Hagrid: Class dismissed.
Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken.

Professor Trelawney: Cup... tell me what you see.
Ron: Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,
[checks the book]
Ron: that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats
[checks book again]
Ron: 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it.

Sirius Black: It's a pity that I got to spend so much time with them and you so little. But remember Harry, the ones we love never truly leave us. They will always be found right here.
[puts his hand over Harry's heart]

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This is the best quote:

Ron: [dreaming] The spiders... they want me to tap dance, I don't want to tap dance, they're making me.
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron
Ron: Tell 'em... yeah...

Yeah, Ron interpreting Harrys dream, that was cool.

or:
Trelawney: You're going to learn how to See.
(almost trips over her table, because she doesn't see, what's in front of her nose)

or:
That felt good.
-Not good, brillant!

there are probably more..

I liked all parts with Ron in it, especially during Divination when he sleeps during class.

I also like that part where Harry comes to know about Sirius.
"He was their friend... and he betrayed them - (shouts) He was their friend."
I think that would be one of his best scenes in the movie.
And "My father didn't strut and neither do I."

And Malfoy's "This class is ridiculous" during DADA.

AND

Harryrofessor Lupin is having a tough night.

i liked the part when hermione and ron are looking at the shrieking shack at hogmeade. i forgot the what they exactly say, but i think it goes something like this...

hermione: do you want to move a little closer?
ron: huh?
hermione: i mean to the shrieking shack.
ron: oh..no, i'm fine here.

that was a cute scene...there were a lot more i liked, but i have a really bad memory! =P

lol no point re posting, they were my fave.

The first one had me laughing a fair bit

lol no point re posting, they were my fave.

The first one had me laughing a fair bit [/b][/quote]
Lol I rekon! Who didnt like these quotes? No one! lol

i no it wasnt like her at all. but i liked the way she said...it was so cute!!! hehehe
i actually only remebered the other scene when sum one said this:
so i gathered that it was hermione who said it, and i thought it was...lolz
and i like practically everything else everyone else has said!!!!

^ Yeah I LOVE that bit too.

my favorites include:
- snapetalking to remus and sirius) "Oh look at you two, bickering like an old married couple."
- the bit where remus and sirius are talking about the madness within
- the spider dream part
- trelawney's speech to hermione
- hermione making fun of trelawney on the way to care for magical creatures
- ron's prediction

wow i have so many may as well say the whole movie :sorcerer:

I laughed so hard when Ron woke mumbling about tap dancing spiders and Harry goes 'You tell those spiders, Ron!' and Ron nods groggily still mumbling and then falls back into his pillows snoring. Good times, goooooood times

At the end when Harry and Hermione said they did it and Dumbledore's acting like he don't know what they're talkin 'bout. That was great

He said 'Nor' and that made me laugh. I laugh at stupid stuff, I was like 'Nor? then then '

Draco was so wonderfully pathetic in this one!

I was like 'Ha! Chicken!'

That's all I remember, but not all I got

^ I think that bit with Ron and the spiders is the funniest bit of the movie

Yeah was very funny this film.
like the bit with the Spiders
Ron:"I don't want to tap dance"
Harry:"you tell them spiders
Ron:"Yeah" (Ron face was a picture when he said that lol

Love all of bit on the knight bus that was really funny when the bus stopped and Harry shot farward lol.
Talking head was funny the bit with the little old lay was brill!
Talk head " 5,4,3,3and half,3and quarter,2,1"

I like the bit where they all standing outside the common and can't get it cause the fat lady had gone:
Ron: "Probably Nevilles forgotten the passward again" (Not realising Neille stand right behind him)
Neville: "Hey"
Ron: "Oh sorry "

really funny.

And and your bloody chicken. lol

That part was hysterical! Probably my favorite in the movie.

I think I'm the one person on the site who perferred Gambon to Harris, and that was my favorite scene with him. The little hand wave at the end of that line made it so mischevious - so Dumbledore.

One of my favorite lines from the books - I'm glad it transferred well to the screen. So like Draco. And the description of his injury to Pansy that follows is also hilarious.

Rupert's delivery of that line is so perfect - I think he really is the best actor of the Trio.

I wish they would have said all the lines the map dishes out to Snape, but that scene is so great. One of my favorites from the books, and it's funny in the film as well.

Said it before, I'll say it again - Rupert's the best of the trio.

If you're going to be evil ... at least be funny about it.

I didn't catch this line until the third time I saw PoA, but when I did - I laughed out loud.

Then, of course, anything Sirius said -

Snape bashing! Yeaaaa!

And, I'm in love all over again...

Thing is, I don't doubt he has one.

I wonder if he's up for adoption?

I thought this line was delivered awfully - but, it really reflected Sirius, so I put it here.

That's about all... for now. Question though - does anyone know what Remus says the moment after he's turned in the wolf? He mutters something, but I can never make it out, and it's bugging me.

ok, here are mine:

(they won't be accurate coz I saw the movie once I don'0t remember things line-by-line)
Sirius to Severus: 'Go and play with your chemistry set' Showed the Nature of their relationship

Severus to Sirius: 'Give me a reason And I swear I'll do it'.... Alan was so cool in this one....

When Ron talked with hermione abt his leg (that was more Malfoyinsh, though, like when he was talking to Pansy)

And of course the unforgetable

Snape to Lupin and Black "Oh look at you two, bickering like an old married couple." *yums*

Ron : Spiders! Spiders, they want me to tapdance! I don't want to tapdance!
Harry : You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron : Yeah... yeah, I'll tell them.

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Ron : So, er... you're going to suffer, but be happy about it.

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Hermione : Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
(so OOC but so funny!)

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Sirius : Why don't you go play with your chemisty set!

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Hermione : Do you want to move a bit closer?
Ron : What?
Hermione : To the Shrieking Shack, I mean.
Ron : Oh, er... I'm fine here.

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Draco : Oh it's killed me, it's killed me!

"The....the...there are spiders....tap dancing....I don't want them to tap dance..."

"You tell those spiders, Ron."

"I'll tell 'em!"

Sirius to Snape:

"Why don't you go play with your chemistry set." all time fav from that movie.

Lol I really liked that one

So many funny things in this movie pure comedy.

The dialog in the SS I loved that!

Professor Snape: Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet...
Sirius Black: Calm yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple!

And Why don't you go play with your chemistry set.

:sorcerer:

Yeah, and it's delivered so well.

Really smooth and funny.

I know, like it just came naturally. I couldnt help but laugh!

These are my favourites:

Quotes provided here.

Great because it came directly from the novel.

Great because of the way the last two lines are delivered, with such raw honest geniune emotion.

Great because of the underlying (debatable) sexual tension. Do you want to move closer... Rupert delievered his response so admirably awkwardly with his little squeal.

I dont remember that line possibly when Seamus couldn't get into the common room.

Perfect timing with this meant genuine humor. It also sounded very canon coming out of Draco.

I laughed out loud at this one. It's pretty hard to hear as is;

Undoubtedly the best part of the film. Truly professional talented actors battling it out to be the best lol. Bite yourself Remus...lol I love all these actors just for the brilliance in the way these lines are delivered and the superb use of pace and timing.

I doubt Hermione would lack the dungbeetle knowledge...

Classic.

Brilliant honest emphasis.