"You're not so brave at night."
"It is night Dud, that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
"No in your room."
"What, am I supposed to be scared of my pillow or something?"- Dudley n Harry

"He cheeked me."
"Yeah, did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on it's back feet, cause that's not cheek Dud, that's true."- Dudley n Harry again

"And from now on, I don't care if my tea-leaves spell die, Ron, die - I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."- Ron

"God rest ye Merry Hippogriff"- Sirius

"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?"- Mrs Weasley n George Weasley

"I'm nobody"- Neville

"S'up Figgy?"- Mundungus

"It unscrews the other way"- Professor McGonagal

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night, what d'you reckon that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmellow or something."- Ron n Harry

"Are you sure you wouldn't like a cough drop Dolores"- Professor McGonagal

"And that complete cow Pansy Parkinson, how she got to be prefect when she's thicker than a concussed troll ..."- Hermione

"You're dead Potter"
"Funny you'd have thought I'd have stopped walkin around"
"You're going to pay, I'm going to make you pay for what you've done to my father"
"Well I'm scared now. I suppose Lord Voldemort's just a warm up act compared to you three."- Draco n Harry

"But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards."- Bill

"What's that supposed to be anyway, looks like a gibbon with 2 black eyes."
"It's Harry, says so on the back."
"Good likeness"- Fred n George

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?"
"Or any part of your body, were not fussy where we stick this"- Fred n George

The whole bit where Mundungus is talking about stealing toads or something from a man and then selling them to him again.

Fred and George's departure

Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?"
"Or any part of your body, were not fussy where we stick this"- Fred and George

"Give her he!! from us Peeves!"- Fred

"It unscrews the other way."- Professor Mcgonagal

"It probably means you're going to get eaten by a giant marshmellow or something."- Ron

When Fred and George leave Hogwarts! <one of my most favorite parts>

Well, one of those in OotP:

Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family.

George: What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?

the funnies one are:


Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King. Weasley was born in a bin,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley will make sure we win,
Weasley is our King.

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "But you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"

Yes, I like the "Weasley Is Our King". Do you guys possibly think it could mean that Arthur Weasley is the HBKing. That would mean Ron would be the HBP.

Anyways, back on topic. I think the part with Dobby and all his hats is hilarious.

"Not this brave at night, are you?" sneered Dudley.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

"I mean when you're in bed!" Dudley snarled.

He had stopped walking. Harry stopped too, staring at his cousin. From the little he could see of Dudley's large face, he was wearing a strangely triumphant look.

"What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed.

Hehe, I love that part too.....

Ron: Hey hey you lot--midgets!
Hermione: They're not midgets, Ron!
Ron: Well, they're twitchy...

"Harry,we saw Uranus up close!" said Ron giggling feebly.
"Get it,Harry?We saw Uranus-ha ha ha-" Page795 OoTP.

everything in it that fred and george do and say are funny as hell XD

The part where Hermione wanted to tell the twins off trying theirs skivings on first-years..

"Thats enough!" Hermoine said
"You're right" (one of them replied, mildly surprised)

i lied the part where Harry is telling Ron and Hermione about what happened in the RoR and ron send his ink bottle flying all over the rug, then the next minute, hes rolling all over the rug, so i imagined Ron rolling around on an ink covered rug and getting ink all overhimself. lmao

and my other favorite part is where Mcgonagall wanted to run after umbridge, but Peeves had her cane. gawsh, that was a good one.

My favourite part was when Peeves was wacking Umbridge with Mcgonagall's walking stick. Now that's what I call justice.

When Ron climed the stairs to reach to Hermione and he fell over. When Ron got a snow ball on his face from Fred and George

THIS is the BEST thing about OOTP yet in my OPInion

By the time they reacched the dungeons, neither Harry nor Ron were speaking to Hermione. Undeterred, she took advantage of their silence to maintain an uninterrupted flow of dire warnings, all uttered under her breath in a vehement hiss that caused SEAMUS to waste FIVE whole minutes checking his cauldron for LEAKS.

ehhehe.. cant stop giggling...

I would say when Fred & George leave the school HANDS DOWN. I rolled and rolled and rolled with laughter. And then I cried because I realized they were gone. But I LOVE that part!

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?"
"Or any part of your body, were not fussy where we stick this"- Fred and George

"I can't see any pus-filled boils," said Ron.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public---"
"--- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the---"

Mcgonnagal, when she sees Peeve's unscrewing the chandilier: "It screws the other way"

and, of course, Fred and George's great escape! I was practically cheerin out loud, whilst I laughed. The wuote is far too long to post though ¬¬ OH And and int eh marauder scene..
"one: he's sitting in my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin..." --Remus Lupin ><

when hermion says she's writing to viktor, and ron asks "krum?"

and she replies: "how many other viktors do we know?"

'wat a nice, sweet tempered girl' this one always gets me goin

One part in OOTP, that I will never forget b/c it was so funny to me is when Ron got his Prefect Badge, and then When Mrs. Weasley found out, she said, “You made it, just like Charlie, Percy and the whole family.” (IT WAS Something like that and then Frd/ George said, “What are we the neighbors now?”
LMAO!! It was so funny, it was just that I was having a sucky day that one time and that part in the book really cheered me up! I’ll never forget it! I love FRED AND GEORGE!!
Tina

^^ lol that was the funniest part. or fred and george's exit..
'You 2 are going to 2 find out wot happens 2 trouble makers at this skool.
'You know what I dont think we are' lol was rolling around on the floor.