My favorite part of the HP books are by far the parts that make me burst out into laughter! Post some quotes from the book on here that made you laugh!

One of my favorites is from the very beginning of the book.Its on page 52: "Enough--effing-owls..." muttered Uncle Vernon..". I dont know if J.K.Rowling ment for it to stand for a certain cuss word though..lol

I could just imagine the bit so much when Fred and George did their grand exit. What I would give to see that played out exactly on a movie screen.

i like the part where peeves listened to fred and he made her exit out of the school 'grand' by whacking her with a broomstick and a walking stick smeared with chalk or something...that was funny!

I absolutey loved it when Harry catches McGonagall taking to Peeves
"It screws the other way" :flowersmile:
Fred and George....what can I say? Brilliant, cunning, cool all the way. Also I liked it when Fred says to give heck to Umbridge to Peeves.

I loved Careers Advice... that was so funny "are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores" The way Pro Mcg just completely ignores Umbridge... genious

hehehe theres so many!

'Extra lessons with Snape?' said Ron, sounding aghast. 'I'd rather have the nightmares!'

'Cho?' said Rita at once, twisting round in her seat to stare avidly at Harry. 'A girl?'

Harry flailed around madly, became entangled in the hangings and fell out of his bed.

there were so many bits that made me giggle and laugh out loud. rons sarcasm was of course on top form. hermione came out with some class lines... but top marks to fred and george- oh and the way the teachers handled umbridge... very funny!

george and freds exit was classical,

it could like see then doing it, with leather jackets on motor bikes, sorta like rebels, but with brooms it was hilarious!

how they made fun of ron for being a perfect was funny too

"Now we dont have to act like we dont know you anymore, ickl-Roniekins"

it really made me giggle when Mundungus Fletcher pops up in Little Whingig and says " 'S' up, Figgy?" Heehee...Figgy...thats funni

Of course, im a big fan of Gred and Forge's big escape and last parting words to Peeves (check the signature)

And i liked it when Ron and Hermione have to lead the first years up to the Tower and Ron goes, "Hey, you lot--Midgets!" hehehe

and of course, that part where Ron tells Hermione she is the most wonderful person he has ever met/ when he tells her that she should write a book about girls feelings

and all that kissing...hehe

I liked that they put in that part about Dumbledore's brother, the goat charmer. I hope we see more of him.

And the part where Luna says her father is the editor of the quibbler was pretty good. I promise to puke if Harry ends up marrying her, even though I'm glad he's over Cho.

I think it'd be cool if they hooked up, crazy as she is, I like Luna.

One o' my fav lines: "I knew it!" shouted Ron. "You always get away with stuff!"

The 5th one definitely had the most funny lines...is it just me, or was Ickle Harry a bit grumpy at da beginnin'?

So many of them, but mostly whenever it involved ridiculing Umbridge. Like, the crack Harry made about Quirrel with Voldemort in the back of his head. McGonagall and her cough drops. Fred, George, (and dare I even say Peeves!) giving her heck. Ron clucking his tongue in the immitation of hooves.

Hated her so much I laughed my head off when she was bested.

The Fred and George exit was brilliant! They were histerical, as always.

the trial part with figg - Harry thought 'At least she could have changed out of her carpet slippers' LOOOOL. tee hee.

Hi , I'm new here! I personally found ootp to be hilarious despite being dark. I thought, like a lot of people here, that the scene when Fred and George fly out of Hogwarts just like that right in front of Professor Umbridge was fantastic. There was loads of other funny stuff too but I can't remember any at the moment. Well, I laughed outright at the part when Ron tells Harry when they have their OWLs that at the Divination test he was describing an ugly man in the crystal ball. Except, it turned out to be the reflection of his examiner

welcome to snitch seeker then, autumnchild!
I thought Ron's sense of humor in this book was great! I can't remember it exactly but in one part he's talking about school post-divination or something and he says "I couldn't spot a death omen in my leaves even if they spelled out die, ron, die"

and there's another one that got me giggling for a while.. but I can't remember it at the moment... what a shame. :unsure:

I also liked the twins defiance at there escape....

"I think weve outgrown full-time education dont you george"
"I think so too fred"

"ACCIO Brooms"

Classic

followed closly by "Give her heck Peeves"

Just the idea of Fred and George in those lime green dragon skin jackets cracked me up.. LOL. YAY FOR THEM!! B)

i think it was funny when they were in the room with the brains and ron was laughing about the brains while people where chasing him and then he said acio brain

i thought this part was cute....'turning around, Harry found himself almost nose to nose with Filch, the caretaker. He took several hasty steps backward; Filch was best viewed at a distance.'..best veiwed at a distance..lmao

"I don't believe it! I don't belive it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A Prefect! That's everyone in the family!" -Mrs. Weasley
"What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?" -George

"I can't see any pus-filled boils," said Ron.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public---"
"--- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the---"
"All right, everyone, listen up," said Angelina loudly emerging from the Captain's office...

I liked how Dumbledore had acted like he cracked when he was about to be arrest. It just made me laugh also the Wesley twins exit and the part when they got the boils. I also laughed when Ron had cracked in the DOM