Didn't see this as a topic, but thought it might be fun. What's your favorite line from the HP movies? It doesn't matter whether it is funny or dramatic. I'll save mine but to say it involves Harry. He, He

Well, um...I liked this:
[Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library]
Hermione Granger: [snaps her fingers] Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
[Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper]
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

Mine favourite!

Thank you IMDB!

Hm...hey nice idea for the thread...
i liked this out of the many
[Fred,Gorge and Ron Weasley in the Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes]
Ron:Hey how much is this for?
Fred and Gorge:5 galleons!
Ron:Hey i am your brother
Fred and Gorge: Ten galleons!
love this one...the best part is that the twins speak together that adds up to the comic quotient...lol...

Draco to Harry (Polyjuiced to look like Goyle) - "I didn't know you could read!"

My all time favourite line!

"And the Pincers click click click"

hey i like another one from HBP movie.it is when they discover the cursed necklace in Katie's hand and they are with McGonagall and Snape.

McGonagall: why is that whenever there is trouble i see you all three there
Ron:Believe me Professor i have been asking this question myself past 6 years...

lol...trust Ron to talk like this in any situtation...and Rupert does it excelletnly.

Hermione: Stop, stop, stop!Your going to take someone's eye out and besides its Levioosa,,not levi-o-sa!

Neville:Why is it always me?
love these lines!hahha

I haven't seen the HBP movie yet, but this is my all time favorite quote
Ron: Spiders they want me to dap dance...I don't wanna tap dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron!

Favorite part of all time!

harry: i just, i just have a feeling that hagrids is the place to be tonight. do you know what i mean?
hermione and ron: no!

harry: i just, i just have a feeling that hagrids is the place to be tonight. do you know what i mean?
hermione and ron: no!

Hermione : [...]before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.
Ronald Weasley: [to Harry] She needs to sort out her priorities.

or

'What's that? Said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry's lightning scar.
'Blimey,' said the other twin. 'Are you –?'
'He is,' said the first twin. 'Aren't' you?' he added to Harry.
'What?' said Harry.
'Harry Potter,' chorused the twins.
'Oh, him,' said Harry, 'I mean, yes, I am.'



Hermione: Seriously,now,don't you two read?

'Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well – Percy's got a girlfriend.'
Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head.
'What?'
… 'You won't tease him, will you?' she added anxiously.
'Wouldn't dream of it,' said Fred, who was looking as if his birthday had come early.
'Definitely not,' said George, sniggering.


… they were interrupted by Fred and George, who had looked in to congratulate Ron on infuriating Percy again.


'Anyone can speak Troll,' said Fred dismissively, 'all you have to do is point and grunt.'


Kreacher: 'and there's its twin, unnatural little beasts they are.'


'So top grade's "O" for "Outstanding",' she was saying, 'and then there's "A" –'
No, "E",' George corrected her [Hermione], '"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always though Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.'


Dumbledore: "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

Dumbledore: "I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."


"And without thinking, without planning on it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her "


"There was a clatter as the Basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms.Running at Ron,she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth.Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet"

Harry: I just apparated, didn't I?
Dumbledore: Yes, and quite successfully, too. Most people tend to vomit the first time.
Harry (looking rather queasy): I can't imagine why.

Snape: Put it down, Bella. We musn't touch what isn't ours.

Harry: So what's he [Malfoy] doing in Bourgin and Burke's?
Ron: It's a creepy shoppe. He's a creepy bloke.

Hermione: Let me see your book, Harry.
Harry: No, you can't.
Hermione: Why not?
Harry: The binding is fragile.

I'll stop there because I have way too many favorites from this movie.

my Faves are:

1. Ginny Weasley: Take my hand.
2. Severus Snape: It's over. (I find myself saying that all the time)
3. [in the hospital wing, Ron stirs]
Lavender Brown: Ah! See? He senses my presence.
Lavender Brown: Don't worry, Won-Won! I'm here. I'm here.
Ron Weasley: [croaks] Her... my... nee. Hermione...
[Hermione takes Ron's hand. Lavender runs out, sobbing. Awkward silence]
Albus Dumbledore: Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.
4.Ron Weasley: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
Harry Potter: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter: Or twenty.
Ron Weasley: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley: She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter: Oh... brilliant.
Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter: Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
Ron Weasley: Snogging? Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter: Who are you talking about?
Ron Weasley: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter: Okay, very funny.
Ron Weasley: [throws the chocolates box at Harry]
Harry Potter: What was that for?
Ron Weasley: It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter: Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley: No... Can you introduce me?
5. Horace Slughorn: What about you, Miss Granger? What do your parents do in the muggle world?
Hermione Granger: Ah, my parents are dentists.
Horace Slughorn: And is that considered a dangerous profession?
6. Remus Lupin: You're blinded by hatred.
Harry Potter: No I'm not!
Remus Lupin: Yes you are!
7. Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?
8. Harry Potter: [for Quidditch tryouts] Okay, so this morning I'm going to be putting you all though a few drills, just to set things straight.
[everyone is talking]
Harry Potter: Quiet, please.
[everybody's still taking]
Ginny Weasley: [shouts] Shut It!
[everyone is silent]
Harry Potter: Thanks.
9. [after telling Harry to close his eyes, Ginny hides his book somewhere in the Room of Requirement, then comes back, and gives him a soft kiss on the lips]
Ginny Weasley: That can stay hidden up here too, if you like.
[a short time later, Harry is walking down the hallway, in a daze. Ron appears beside him]
Ron Weasley: So, did you and Ginny do it?
Harry Potter: [alarmed] What?
Ron Weasley: Did you hide the book?
10. Ron Weasley: How much are these?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: How much for me?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 10 galleons.
11. Horace Slughorn: [shocked] Harry!
Harry Potter: [imitating Slughorn and hyper from the Felix potion] Sir!
12. Professor Minerva McGonagall: [to Harry, Ron, & Hermione] Why is it, that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?
Ron Weasley: Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself that same question for the past six years.
13. Horace Slughorn: Harry! I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!
Harry Potter: That would be counterproductive, sir!
Horace Slughorn: What makes you say that?
Harry Potter: No idea!
14. Ron Weasley: [about the Half-Blood Prince's book] He even sleeps with it.
Harry Potter: I don't sleep with it!
15. Ron Weasley: You heard Snape say he's made an Unbreakable Vow?
Harry Potter: Yes. What does it mean?
Ron Weasley: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow!
Harry Potter: [sarcastic] I worked that much out for myself, funny enough.
16. Ron Weasley: [about Ginny and Dean] What do you think he sees in her?
Harry Potter: She's smart... funny... attractive...
Ron Weasley: Attractive?
Harry Potter: Well you know... she has nice... skin.
Ron Weasley: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry Potter: Well, I dunno, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron Weasley: Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry Potter: I-I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.
Harry Potter: [long pause] ... I think I'll be going to bed now.
17. Harry Potter: [talking to Slughorn] Be brave, Professor. Be brave like my mother... Otherwise, you disgrace her. Otherwise, she died for nothing. Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty... forever.
18. Ginny Weasley: [Hermione is holding hands with an unconscious Ron in the hospital wing. Ginny gets up and walks past Harry] About time, don't you think?
Hermione Granger: [Harry looks at Hermione] Oh, shut up.
[Hermione turns back to Ron, smiling coyly]
19. Lavender Brown: [runs into the hospital wing, after Ron's been poisoned] Where is he? Where's my Won-Won? Has he been asking for me?
[sees Hermione sitting next to Ron's bed]
Lavender Brown: What is she doing here?
Hermione Granger: [stands] I might ask you the same question!
Lavender Brown: I happen to be his girlfriend!
Hermione Granger: Well, I happen to be his... friend.
Lavender Brown: Friend? Don't make me laugh! You haven't spoken in weeks. I guess you want to make up with him now that's he's suddenly all interesting!
20. Luna Lovegood: I've never been to this part of the castle. Well, not awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed.

I could go on but I won't.

Hagrid: "You're a wizard Harry."
Was that goosebumps that just tingled up my arms...yep.
This was also my senior quote, but I'm sorry Joe Pesci saying "I'm funny how, funny like a clown, I'm here to amuse you!" was just a little better. (If you've ever seen Goodfellas you know what I am talking about.)

[ Ron to Harry ]

Ron: Spiders... Spiders they want me to tap dance I don't want to tap dance.
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them, I'll... [ falls asleep ]

I also like

[ Ron talking about Hermione ]

Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

Lastly...
[ Seamus turning his water into rum ]

Seamus: Eye of rabbit, ( don't know what he's saying..), turn this water into rum.
Harry: Whats he doing?
Ron: Turning his water into rum.
[( BOOM! Seamus got exploded on )]

HeHe...
Oh no wait...
[Fred and George]

Mr. Weasley: Out of the kitchen Ron!
Fred&George: Yeah, out if the kitchen Ron!
Mr. Weasley ( coming towards F and G ): Feet of the table boys.
Fred&George: Feet off the table.
( Then they put their feet on the table again )

Okay.. I'm done for sure

Hermione Granger: He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo! Besides, I've always found him interesting.

Yeah, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has a ton of great lines.

i know! i loved that too! i kept on replaying it, cos it was so funny

I'll join you when hell freezes over,Dumbldore's Army!~Nevile Longbottom
I'll add more later, but this is my absolute favorite

I like when Luna fixed Harry's nose and he asks how he looks she says: 'Exceptionally Ordinary'. And before that the whole thing with Flitwick. 'Ah, there you are, I've been looking all over for you two, right, names?' 'Professor, you've known me for five years!' 'No exceptions Potter!'

The scene with Ron and Harry and the love potion:

Harry: Do you even know her?

Ron: No. Can you introduce me?

I love in Chamber of Secrets during the Duelling Scene

Malfoy: Scared Potter
Harry: You Wish

and in Half Blood Prince when Harry walks into the Great Hall

Ginny: Why is he always covered in blood
Ron: I think its his own this time

Ron: how much are those?
Fred and George together: five Galleons
Ron: how much for me?
Fred and George together: five Galleons!!!
Ron: im your brother
Fred and George together: ten galleons!!!!!!!!!!

Mine is easy for me since i'm a Bellatrix fan so here are my top bella lines.

[Bellatrix]Neville long bottom's is it how's mum and dad
[Neville]Better now they are about to be revenged
[Luscious]Now lets everyone calm down shall we..Al we want is that prophecy
[Harry]Why did Voldemort wanted me to get this
[Bellatrix]He dare speaks his name you felthy half-blood

further down I like the screen after Sirus death

[Bellatrix]I killed Sirious black haha you gonna get me!!
[Harry]Crucio
[Voldemort]You have to mean it harry She killed him she deserves to die

Now for the half-blood prince quotes

[Bellatrix]Hello anyone home!! (sets Hagrids house on fire)

Those are my favorite of all time

My all time favourite line of Hermiones:

"Right, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse - Expelled!"

Makes me laugh every time

I've got so many but I love... XD:

Harry: "And request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Severus: "Why, you insolent, little --"

Hermione: "Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities."

Sirius: "The tail I could live with; but the fleas - they're murder."

Harry: "Don't forget the pincers... -click click click-"
Hagrid: -Gives him funny look-

Harry: "Now if you don't mind, I will be going now."
Slughorn:"Harry!"
Harry: "Sir?"

Harry: "Okay fine, you're in love with her, have you actually met her?"
Ron: "No.. could you introduce me? -grin-"