I love to copy Rory from Glee so yesterday I said to my friends while having a Hot Chocolate "Your all skinny like the crops failed on your family's farm" That cracker them up hard

Sometimes I'll be talking to someone, then we switch subjects, and then my brain randomly drifts back to our previous subject and I comment on that, unintentionally saying something random and out of place.

An example was this:

(talking about The Legend of Zelda)
(topic changes)
Friend: So, you know how Mr. -name- always tells those lame jokes at the beginning of class?
Me: Yeah?
Friend: I actually find those funny...
Me: I don't understand why a boomerang was chosen to be such a powerful weapon.
Friend: Wait, what?

Well, I've said a bunch of things, but here's the most recent: It was my brother's birthday party, and it was getting too quiet around me, so I say, "I'm like a cheetah." just to get a conversation. Instead, it just made people look at me, and then we all started laughing.

I Was at this dance and I said I want to go to America and she Cracked up.No Idea why.

I've said soooooo many random things in my lifetime, and most of them involve my best friend Madz (Maddie actually, but our other friend is called that, so this one is nicknamed Madz). We both have a weird thing with llamas. This is one of our more memorable conversations:

Me: You know what I'd really like for my birthday? A llama.
Madz: I'll get you something better. A llama-puppy.
Me: Nah, make it a llama-puppy-chicken.
Madz: No, I'll get a llama-chicken-puppy-beefburger.

And it went on. I swear we were high on soft drinks by that point, so I take no responsibility for the crazy things I may have said!

Hot Wing cupcake!

Man, I say the randomnest things. But this one time, we were driving down the road at night, and there was this deer at the side of the road. So I rolled down my window and started yelling gibberish at it and I scared that thing to death...

So, today I had a chat with my high-school best friend via BlackBerry Messenger and we talk about The Hunger Games. Suddenly I said "You know, when we were in high school you poisoned me with Harry Potter. And now I poisoned you with the Hunger Games!" I missed her so much, because we live in different city right now.

"Gosh darn frickle snatchin' wozzy woodle woo."

I kid you not; I actually said this in front of a couple of friends of mine several years ago.

I like cows.