COOOOOOOOOOMICAL COOOOOOOOOMEDY is your absolutely looooooooyal, and terribly fuuuuuuuuuny, coooooooomical, uh, stooooooooory!!!

Your hosts are none other than:

Sweet Romulus!!! [Me, of course, LonelyLupin, loyal Remus fan and Marauder Maniac!!! ]

& My partner in Humor:

Alaw Hufenus!!! [Translation from Welsh = Sweet Melody!!! Coincidence?! DontCallMeNymphadora: Loyal Tonks supporter and Marauder Mad!!! ]

We are not just here to annoy you, no! We are here to amuse you! Strange, it may seem, for me. Capable, am I, though more, Maddz is.

Oh oh oh, nicknames! Well, Maddz seems to have alot of nicknames, but just call me: Rozzy!!!
Mwaha.

Ahaha, enter, ze irreplaceable, irresistable, irreplaceable... Uh, I've already said that, right? Whatever! Introducing:

Sweet Romulus!!!

Hellooooooooo. I am Sweet Romulus, or otherwise known as the crazy lass with no sense of sense or, uh, I forget. Here iz zee zampppppple [sample, dear readers, sample], or what is to cooooome!!!:

Remus entered quietly, checking no one was there, he sat down his deck chair, stripped off his top and Muggle jeans, revealing a rather dashing Swimming Trunk, and a nicely muscled--but pale--chest.

He lay on his deck chair, sipped some lemonade he'd had in his pocket, and closed his eyes in the burning heat of the sun.

Suddenly, a fat--no, thin bat flew in, and landed in Remus' lemonade.

"What the--?" Remus leapt up, the glass smashed on the floor, and the bat disappeared in a poof of smoke--and Severus appeared in it's place.

"Morning, Remus. Nice attire." Sneered Severus, indifferently than how he would normally speak.

"Uh, morning, Sev...erus" Remus frowned slightly at Severus, who was know flapping around in circles like a bat, making aeroplane noises.

Then, Severus began to jump on things, then he hid his face with his cloak, reached out a white hand to Remus, and whispered. "I vant to drink vor blood--with a pipette!!!"

Remus' mouth twitched towards a smile.

Severus then hid beneath the deck chair, and when he came out, his cloak had two big holes in it, and his arms poked through these holes--so now it looked like a jacket.

He lifted two hands, which were pressed together, palm to palm, his little fingers and the fingers above that intertwined, the two above sticking out, and his thumbs up diagonally.

It looked like his hands were a gun. Severus screwed up his face, stood tall and on tiptoes, and hummed along to the James Bond theme tune.

Then he poofed back into a bat, and flapped around manically.

"Feeling batty, Severus?" Joked Remus.

The bat turned to face him, it's red eyes narrowed. Then, it...

CHARGED HIM!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! !" Screamed Remus, running off with a bat on his tail.



So, zat iz a zample, but the actual zill be much more funny! I hope ze believe me!!! And non, I shall not be talkin' in thiz weird accent... Pozzibly.

Theze stories, they zhall differ from linking between uz, and been individual. Now, thiz is Alaw Hufenus, or Sweet Melody, moi's conterpart and trusted comedian/friend. Take it away Maddz!!!:

Oh no! Trauma report! Melody can not pozt now, but zhe zhall update az zoon az pozz!!! Zo, I bid ze farezell, and promize the zample of work from Maddz!!!

Si, you can call me Maddz. Or Alaw. Whichever. SR (Sweet Romulus), you av me talking in zis odd accent now. Or maybe I vill be Bulgarian, like Viktor Krum. I vos tricked! Tricked I tell you!

*Remus dives in with Snape, both doing James Bond*

James glared. 'I'M THE ONLY JAMES AROUND HERE!'.

Snape looked sad and ran off, but Remus danced around, singing "Dum dum dum dum, DA DUM, Dum dum dum dum, DA DUM!' (Meant to be the James Bond theme, peeps).

Sirius flew in, sitting on a flea.

'Is that one of yours, Sirius? I put a lie detector on one....' Remus mused, standing up. 'The name's Lupin. Remus Lupin. I suppose you know why I have called you here....'.

Sirius frowned. 'I DO NOT HAVE FLEEEEAS!' he shrieked like a girl. The Lie-Detector-Flea, or the Flie Detector, as we shall call it from now on, buzzed.

'Ahah!' Remus shouted. He jumped off the sofa and bounced on Sirius.
'I arrest you in the name of Merlin's paw!'.

'Isn't it the law?' Sirius asked.

'Yeah, that too!' Remus shouted.

And then, Snape and the Death Eaters burst in, doing the Full Monty. Everyone hid their faces except Remus, who started singing "Hallelujah", until Severus started doing his "Black Stallion" routine. He was perfectly happy about the shirt, but when the trousers came off - that was the end.

Severus left the room with an octopus clinging to his....*a-hem*. Yeeees. You get the picture.

Remus high-fived the Death Eaters, and started running around singing "Buzzy buzzy bees", a song with no particular tune...just three annoying words sung while running in a circle. Sirius joined in, and the evil attack of the slash fanfics came and ate me for making people think anything.

Because I'm really not into that.

But Remus is.

Just don't tell SR.

Or Remus.

Because they'd cry.

Oh mi gosh! That is so hilarious! I swear I was gonna fall out of my chair laughing! That was awesome! Pams! Or... I hope you won't actually make me fall...

~Daphne

Rozzy, I haf come to a conclusion that you haf lost it. I mean, cor blimey! You're a bit like Beelzebub (whoever tha' is), y'know. But wotcher, anyway!

(For our American readers who don't understand Cockney, and everyone else who doesn't really......Wotcher is cockney slang for What Cheer, or hi!)

This will carry on sooneth!

Ok...havent laughed like THAT in ages....great gob...and LOVe the accent....cant wait 4 more...

Grr....evil Rozzy eth.

Rwyt ti yn hogan ddrwg iawn! (In my language of Welshiness, it means You are a bad girl).

I am trying to think of a new one, so bear with me...*hmm*