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Mr. and Mrs. Lockhart presest at Flourish & Blotts

Many people are, at this moment, standing patiently in line at
Flourish and Blotts, to get their signed copy of mister Lockhart's autobiography, Magical Me. Amongst his previous writings, Travels With Trolls, Holidays with Hags,and Charm your own Cheese. More titles by Mrs. Lockhart include, Remember, I'm a Lady, Eye of the Public, and Secrets behind these eyes. The book signing will last for one more day, just in time for the start of the new school year. On page A4 is a complete list of required books for first........


Molly set down the paper over Aurthur's shoulder.

"Imagine that," she said, a hint of pleasure in her voice.

"Imagine what, dear?" He asked over his breakfast, looking to the paper.

"Gilderoy Lockhart in Diagon Alley, the same day." Ron snickered with Harry.

"Oooh, Don't faint, mum," he laughed. Molly was about to object when Mr. Weasley stood.

"Well, Shall we get a move on?" he said with a stretch.

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LOL that was really good!! Pams like a ham!

Not many stories on this perspective. It is pretty funny.

cute! PAMS!

Hey, this FF is really good!! I can't wait for, more!! PAMS!

~Meg

Pams soon please cause I love this FF!!

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After a very....unpleasant experiance involving Floo Powder, Harry located Hermionie...or rather, the other way around. He found himself in a dark alley , "Knockturn Alley" , and was rather confused. A short brush with a small band of wizards, she found him. "Harry!" She shouted down from Diagon Alley. He dashed up to her, and out of the Ominous Alley. "We've been so worried!" She said, brushing off his cloak and straightening his glasses. She led him into A very crowded Flourish and Blotts. Mrs. Weasley spotted him across the shop. "Oh Harry!" She said, the group of Weasleys around her turning to him. "We hoped you hadn't gone too far. They were standing in a very long line in front of an Empty desk, to the right of the desk was a Tall, Dark-haired man, who suddenly spoke. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart." The whole shop, with the exception of Ron and Harry, broke out in applause. From the back of the shop stepped a tall man with wavy blonde hair. He was dressed in a sky blue outfit. "And," spoke the dark-haired man again, "Mrs. Gilderoy Lockhart." Behind Mr. Lockhart, there appeared A tall, beautifull woman. She had waist-length blond hair, brilliant green eyes and thin, ruby red lips. She was dressed in a dark red, hip length jacket over a pink-ish shirt. The bottom piece was a silk-like, knee length skirt. The finishing piece was a pair of blood red high-heels. There was another burst of applause and they both gave short bows.

"Mum fancies him." Mumbled fred to Harry. They both laughed and a photographer shoved past them, "Excuse me sirs, this is for the Prophet." He snapped the picture, and was about to take another when Mrs. Lockhart tapped her husbands shoulder. "Gilderoy....." She pointed to Harry and smiled.

Lol the lockharts...sigh

I know, right.

Nice story. Love it. post more ASAP please.

Harry's eyes widened and Mr. Lockhart spoke, "It can't be. Harry Potter?" He was pulled forward by the reporter, behind the desk, and between the two Lockharts. "Nice big smile, now." He said to Harry and snapped the photo.

"How extraodinary, ladies and gentlemen." Gilderoy said. "Harry, here, had no idea that when he stepped inside Flourish And Blotts to purchase my latest book, that he would recive," He beckoned to the man standing on the right side of the desk, who picked up a stack of books.

"Our entire works...free of charge." Everyone clapped, except for Ron. Harry took the books, "Thank you." He muttered, and backed away. Both the lockharts sat and each picked up a quill, the looks to be peahen feathers. "Now..."


Mrs. Weasley took the books and told everyone to wait outside untill she'd finished purchasing their schoolbooks. The weasleys (and Harry) encountered none other than Malfoy and his father on their way out. "Bet you loved that, eh Potter?" Said Draco. "Now, Now, Draco." Said Mr. Malfoy. "There's no need to pester the poor and needy." As he said this, he picked up a book from Ginny's cauldron. "Second-hand books and vacant expressions, don't pester them." He put the book back with a Cl-clunk . Mr Weasley and Mr. Malfoy exchanged cold glares as they passed.





Yes. I know. Short.

For me there wouldnteven be a Mrs.Lockhart.Who would be dumb enough to marry such a great oaff???

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