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08-23-2007, 10:32 PM
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Department of Mysteries |  101 Things that could go wrong - Sa9+
Hello earth sausages! There will be, of course, 101 stories, and they will all be something that could go wrong at Hogwarts.
So...that's pretty much it. If you have any funny ideas, PM me or post it here and I shall credit thee. Now without further ado:
*** 101 Things That Could Go Wrong*** #1
The place: The Headmaster's Office
The time: Sometime 
Lionel shuffled into the headmaster's office, his head hung low in a guilty slump. "Hello sir." He said softly. "Good evening, Lionel. Please, sit." Dumbledore gestured to an empty chair. "Tea?"
"No thanks, sir." He said as he slipped into the chair. "I'm glad you joined me here." Dumbledore said to the Ravenclaw boy. "I'm sure you shall get what you deserve."
"Yes, sir." He stared into his hands. "Why do you look so glum, Lionel?" he asked, sipping on a cup of tea. "No reason....?" lionel said, feeling uneasy about his awnser. "Of course you have a reason!" Dumbledore said, standing up. "This is very serious! This cannot continue!"
"I know, sir."
"And you should! You should've known before you did this!" Lionel nodded. "I'm sorry, sir." he said, looking up. "I shouldn't have pushed that first year.." Dumbledore choked on his tea, "Be-beg your pardon!" Lionel looked up, "Isn't...that why I'm here?" Dumbledore slowly shook his head.
"I was speaking of yesterday....?"
"Oh- the Exploding Inkwells..?"
"...Duh!"
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08-24-2007, 03:28 PM
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i like it. pams! | |
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08-24-2007, 11:46 PM
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dumbley said Duh!!! he he he! Me likes it. | |
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08-25-2007, 02:29 AM
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Duh!Thats funny.cant wait for #2.
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08-31-2007, 09:41 AM
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Dumbey said the DUH!!!! *CRACKS UP!!!* I wonder what will happen in #2!
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08-31-2007, 03:21 PM
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 well duh! hehe, I like it so far, pamsies! | |
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09-03-2007, 04:02 PM
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*Is liking it lots* Pamziez! | |
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09-06-2007, 12:05 AM
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#2
The Place: The way to Snape's class
The time: Late for class! 
Chris sprinted down the dungeon corridor, "Oh snap, oh snap, oh snap..!" he said, knowing that Snape would be glad to hear an excuse, just so he could have excuse to deduct points from gryffindor. He stood at the threashold (sp?) and slipped in. "How wonderfull of you to join us, Mr. Randal- you're late!" sneered the cold voice of Professor Snape. "Take your seat, 15-no...20 points from Gryffindor." A slight smile appeared on his pale face as he was scribbling something on a parchment. As chris unpacked his things, the bell for next class rung. He stopped and froze, huh? he thought, as everyone filed out, so he was left with Professor Snape. "Sir?"
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09-06-2007, 01:50 AM
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Thats funny thinking your only a few minuets late then you turn out to have missed all the class.PAMS
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09-06-2007, 10:39 PM
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tee hee hee... that sounds like the kinda thing i would do... he he he | |
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09-10-2007, 08:04 PM
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lmao. hmm..what was he doing that whole time...??????  | |
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09-10-2007, 10:02 PM
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LOL, funny
#3
Da Time- The construction of Hogwarts
"Yeah...Yeah..over to the left....no, the Left!..The Other Way!!..yeah." Salazar looked down and back up, to the cunstruction of the Slytherin's common room. "Stupid-" he mumbled as he stormed off to the far end, where a wall was being constructed. "No, no, no, this is all wrong!" He pointed to the stone, "It's s'pposed to be granite! Thank you very much!"
"Salazar, what are you doing?" Said rowena, coming up behind him, "This is just so frustrating. It's all...wrong." He said, putting his head in his hands and sighing. "Let me guess." she said, patting his shouler, he pulled away. "The color scheme is wrong, it's too bright, and the fireplace isn't black." He looked up, "Precisely!"
"That's because this is the Ravenclaw common room, the Slytherin's are being constructed in the Dungeons." She said with a smile.
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09-11-2007, 02:03 AM
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Lmfao!!! Ohh Man!
Pamsoid!!!!! | |
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09-16-2007, 01:56 PM
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HA! *points at #3*... Sorry, that was a little rude but #3 was so funny... please post more! | |
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09-16-2007, 03:59 PM
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#4
Where- you'll find out
When- you'll find that out too
"No, no, that's not it." Ron sat in front of the fire with his homework, quill in hand. "I got one!" said harry suddenly. "You will be thrown off a bridge!"
"Yeah!" said ron, as he scribbled it down. "Uh, ron?" said hermione, who was knitting hats, "Don't you think that's obvious you're making it up?" Ron and Harry Snickered. "Whatever, hermione."
The next day the three friends were heading to COMC, when malfoy, as usual, came up to them. As usual, hermione jinxed him, and as usual, ron hid behind her. "Nice..." said Harry. Hermionie picked ron up by the scruff of the neck, "You're such a whimp, ron." and she tossed him over the side of the small bridge. The two of them trodded off to COMC, leaving ron in the mud. | |
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09-18-2007, 09:29 AM
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that ones funny and actually happend to me before.PAMS.
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09-19-2007, 05:02 PM
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Haha!!!! That was really funny!!!
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09-20-2007, 02:11 AM
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LMAO.Poor Ronnikins. PAMS! | |
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09-21-2007, 12:23 AM
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Ya know, I'm runnin' out of ideas, guys.... | |
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10-10-2007, 07:53 AM
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Oh I just found this! Don't run out of ideas yet! | |
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10-14-2007, 01:53 PM
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Don't worry!
Mrs. norris trodded lightly along the dim corridor, her tail swishing lightly. Her ears twitched as she heard the distinct noise of hoodlums. Quickening her pace, she spotted two boys up ahead, laughing quietly under a cloak. They stopped at the sight of her as she sat in front of them. She gave a meow and, within moments, a disgrunteled Filch appeared from around the corner. She meowed again and stood. The two boys looked at each other and stayed as quiet as possible. Mr. Filch scoffed and turned in the other direcion. She abruptly stood and meowed impatiently. "Not now." Said mr. Filch, not looking back. She twisted in between his feet trying to get him to stop, but no such luck. He went on without any idea of what she meant. | |
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10-18-2007, 01:33 AM
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what was he running to?Oh well its a mystery.PAMS
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11-12-2007, 06:08 PM
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haha, if only cats could talk  oh no pleaase don't run out of ideas! What about... the worst thing that could happen if mutant bananas attacked the school? or not... post when you can! | |
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11-24-2007, 12:32 AM
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these are good short stories i laughed ur a good writer | |
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11-24-2007, 12:39 AM
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