Hi

Have you ever heard some jokes that are seriously like "WHAT?" But you still laugh at them?

Have you ever heard some jokes that you can easily name as "Pakao."

Well, now is your chance to share them!!!
Laughter's the best medicine!



So I'll start with the first joke!


According to new research,
3+3=8
Kaise...............socho socho
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Abey Bewakoof.............Galti se !!!!

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Here's another one!!!!
Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from10th floor?............
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Former goes Dhaap AAAAAaaaaaaaaa.
Later goes AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dhaap.


Another one..

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Kyun??



Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

^ luv is blind!!!!

Here's another one!


A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald?

How?

Guess guess
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Automatically!! ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....

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Ek bar ek haathi tha. uske samne na 11 kele the. usne na 10 kha leye. 1 ni khaya bata kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!!
hehehehehehe............... Chal..ek aur

is baar fir hathi tha..fir 11 kele.. usne 11 se 11 nai khaye.. bata kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!!
chal ek aur

is baar asli hathi tha.. asli 11 kele. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki kele tv mein dhe!!
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Those are good!!

Another one..


Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chadha - kyon?


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Ans. Kyonki woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

^ Good one!
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail..?
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he goes to the RE-TAIL shop

Nice PJ's!!!


Here's one from me:

What time did the guy go to the dentist?


Think about it its really not that hard


keep on thinking


come on its not that hard


almost there
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At tooth thirty!!!

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1 bar 1 haathi tha. uske samne na 11 kele the. usne na 10 kha leye. 1 ni khaya bata kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!!
hehehehehehe............... chal ek hor

is baar fir hathi tha..fir 11 kele.. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye.. bata kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!!
hehehehehehe...................... chal ik hor
is baar asli hathi tha.. asli 11 kele. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki kele tv me the!!
hehehehehehe...................... chal ik hor

is baar fer asli hathi tha,.. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono he tv me the.. usne phir ni khaye.. bata kyo?
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kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!
hehehehehehe.....................................: lol2 chal ik hor

is baar fer asli hathi .. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono tv me.. ek he channel pe .. usne phir ni khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki tv band tha!!

Gum woh cheez hai ...voh cheez hai gum....
Gum woh cheez hai
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Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikku's friend Jikku was a stupid fellow...
Rikku: Eat these grapes...
Jikku: Are you eating the grapes without washing,remember wash things before you eat them.it will attack your stomach..
What are you doing??


Rikku: I'm washing the ice-cream which my father brought for me.
Jikku: Washing the ice-cream???
Rikku: Yup,didn't you tell me yesterday that I must wash things before eating them???
Jikku: What????

"knock knock"
"whos there?"
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silence(no one replies)

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NO ONE WAS THERE!!

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Heres one more:


2 boys were talking
1st boy- You swim really well!! Where did you learn it?

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2nd boy- In water

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Here's another one..

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?
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Adidas!!!!!!!

^ I tried to guess, but failed

Here's another one..

Woh kya hai jo dil mein hai, mann mein hai par dhadkan mein nahi hai..
Socho yaar!!
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Abbe yaar - AAMIR KHAN!!!!!

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Santa's father returned from America....he saw his wife is dead he asked santa, "Tumne mujhe bataya kyou nahi ki tumhari maa mar gayi??"


Santa said,"Socha SURPRISE de doo."

Kumble asked Yuvraj for pepsi..But he took it and went to Sachin..
Kyun??
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Kyunki Sachin is the 'OPENER'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's one more!

Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?


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Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!

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Another one!!

After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..?
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D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold

chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!

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Another one..

Teacher: Frame a sentence in which one word is repeated 4 times

Sardar: Lara dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.

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One from me:


Santa got into a bus on 1st April and the conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- , took the ticket and said " April fool. I have a pass."

^ That's a true PJ!!!!