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The Sirius Black Rap! -
Summary:
Tony Goldmark has created this hilarious rap song featuring the voice talents of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco.
Article:
This was hilarious! Fantastic!
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The lyrics are as foolowed:
LYRICS
Draco: Oh My Lord! Crabbe,Goyle, look at that Potter! He thinks he’s so great just because the dark lord gave a cut on his head 12 years ago. But, you know. Who deserves to understand the Dark Lord, anyway? He only talked to Potter through that book because he wanted to take care of unfinished business, okay? I mean, Potter’s friends are just so revolting! I can’t believe he hangs out with that Mudblood girl and that Weasley. And his hair. It’s so…BLACK!
Harry:
It’s my 3rd year and I cannot lie,
You other wizards can’t deny,
After I broke free from the Dursley’s bars
Trying to blow up my aunt Marge,
I escaped with my hair all mucked,
Gonna board the old knight bus,
Its speed is so exciting,
You think Keanu was driving,
The Minister said ‘No Problem’,
In the Leaky Cauldron,
But I thought then I’d be finished,
Faster than you could say
Q-Q-Quidddditch!
Diagon Alley,
With Ron and Hermione,
That book of Monsters,
Bite my hand off it wants ter’
Crookshanks is after,
Ron’s pet rat Scabbers,
The Cat,The Rat,
In a Tom and Jerry spat!
I heard that dreadful news,
There’s a mad man on the loose,
He killed 12 muggles with just one spell,
And now he’s mad as hell!
Harry: So Ron!
Ron: Yeah?
Harry: Ron!
Ron: Yeah?
Harry: Who’s the world most wanted man?
Ron: I Don’t know!
Harry: The prisoner!
Ron: Prisoner?
Harry: Prisoner!
Ron: Prisoner?
Harry: Who escaped from Azkaban! Sirius Black!
Chorus:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Something wicked this way comes.
(Harry: Sirius Black!)
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Something wicked this way comes.
Harry:
Dementors on the train,
Drives me insane,
I just can’t help myself,
I’m cold now,face it!
My brain is tainted,
With memories of
AAHHH!
Voldermort!
AAHHH!
I ain’t talking about Malfoy,
His dad is just one of Voldie’s toys.
Professor Trelawney’s a seer,
But if you ask me her lessons,
Just a bunch of guessin’ ,
She’s tells me I’ll die any second,
So I’m in class with Remus,
Boggart stung with Ridikulus,
If I studied bonus,
I’ll produce a full patronus.
They took away the broom I got for Christmas,
When I checked it for jinxs,
Can’t even go to Hogsmeade unless I got,
The Maurauders Map,
Malfoy’s full of crap,
And I wanna go after Black,
They say he’ll kill at will,
But I’d rather fight the guy,
He’s bad,
He’s mad,
He betrayed my mum and dad.
Harry: So Hermione!
Hermione: What?
Harry: Hermione!
Hermione: What?
Harry: I’d rather find him than let him find me!
Hermione: Harry…
Harry: He’s one bad muggle…
Hermione: Shut your mouth!
Harry: Even Malfoy’s got to shout!
Draco: Sirius Black! You know Potter, when it comes to Dark Arts that Sirius guy has got nothing on my extended family!
Harry: Shut up Malfoy! This is MY rap!
Draco:Scared,Potter?
Harry: You wish!
Draco:Come on! Give up the mike!
Harry:I said NO!
Draco: Professor,Potter won't let me represent the Dark Side!
Prof.Snape: Potter,let Malfoy keep it ol' skool or it's detention.
Draco: I've got a weak arm, you know!
Harry: Alright fine! Here it is.
Draco: Heh, This one's for all the Slytherins, Biaaaaattchh!
Draco:
So you think you can curse or darn me,
Or say my acting’s hammy,
But if you want me to care then understand me
My pureblood family don’t want (identifiable word)
They’re not Mudbloods!
When they inter-marry with muggles,
I just makes me sick to my gut
I bought my name to Quidditch,
You can do that if you father’s rich!
It’s power I desire,
You don’t see me singin’ no choirs!
When an animal bites my arm,
I can do it far more harm,
Cause my dad can claim it maim the students,
And then execute it!
Some wizards wanna go to Gryffindor,
But me I want a little bit more
Than the small, meak and measley,
Like the bottom feet of Weasleys
They love non-magic folks,
Is it any wonder they’re broke?
Then this Sirius guy comes kicking,
And I understand if you’re chicken,
But Potter is over me,
I’m plotting revenge, you see,
I curse his bottom and send him back,
Into the shrieking shack.
SIRIUS BLACK!
Chorus:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burning cauldron,
(Draco: Sirius Black!)
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burning cauldron,
Something wicked this way comes. (X4)
Harry: Why would I go looking for somebody who wants to kill me?
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-Felicia
ContraVeritas 
Dan
:dance_banana: 
:whisle:
, one of my favourites!
