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07-07-2007, 01:21 AM
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The Times has a satirical piece in which Hugo Rifkind writes a weeks worth of entries in J.K.Rowling's imaginary diary. Quote:
“You don’t like the way Harry and all his friends get decapitated with an enormous axe?” “Not so much,” says the publisher.
I put a hand to my hip. “Or the way Voldemort disintegrates the body parts into a fine magic dust, which he sprinkles across time and space, thus eradicating Harry Potter et al from existence for ever?”
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I’ve developed this weird tic whenever I pick up a pen. I sort of stop concentrating and start assuming it is a wand. The actress who plays Hermione Granger hands me a fountain pen and asks me to sign her copy of The Chamber of Secrets. I do, but it’s a close thing. I very nearly flick ink in her face and scream “Avada Kedavra!”
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I suppose there is always crucifixion, I muse, staring at the back of Daniel Radcliffe’s head. That could work. I should rather like to see Harry crucified. Radcliffe sees me staring and goes quite pale.
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07-07-2007, 01:24 AM
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| | Faerie
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That was weird funny! (Not the crucifiction part, that wasn't)
I can't believe I got another first post! 
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07-07-2007, 01:33 AM
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I suppose there is always crucifixion, I muse, staring at the back of Daniel Radcliffe’s head. That could work. I should rather like to see Harry crucified. Radcliffe sees me staring and goes quite pale.
Hahaha!! Thats quite funny actually..! 
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07-07-2007, 01:35 AM
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*Giggles* That was weird and funny atthe same time. 
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07-07-2007, 01:55 AM
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I'm not sure what I think about that.
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07-07-2007, 02:17 AM
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 I'm with ^Jordan on that!
Buuuut this,- Quote:
I suppose there is always crucifixion, I muse, staring at the back of Daniel Radcliffe’s head. That could work. I should rather like to see Harry crucified. Radcliffe sees me staring and goes quite pale. was pretty funny! 
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07-07-2007, 02:18 AM
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| | Doxy
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WOW pretty wierd
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07-07-2007, 03:55 AM
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If I were Jo, I think I'd be offended by that article... he's making her sound like some mad woman!  *pokes him* | |
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07-07-2007, 04:23 AM
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that was weird
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07-07-2007, 08:21 AM
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I agree with Emma; Its very ... violent lets just say. Its very offensive in my opinion. 
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07-07-2007, 08:31 AM
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???? whooa there! a bit weird...umm ok...the part about Dan was a bit frigthening! | |
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07-07-2007, 08:32 AM
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So funny!
Avada Kedavra at Emma?!!?
Hahahaha
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07-07-2007, 09:00 AM
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I’ve developed this weird tic whenever I pick up a pen. I sort of stop concentrating and start assuming it is a wand. The actress who plays Hermione Granger hands me a fountain pen and asks me to sign her copy of The Chamber of Secrets. I do, but it’s a close thing. I very nearly flick ink in her face and scream “Avada Kedavra!”
Ha Ha so funny - Poor Emma ha ha - it not like it for real
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07-07-2007, 10:09 AM
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Great interview though a bit wierd.
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07-07-2007, 10:42 AM
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Sort of violent, but still funny.
*saves* XD
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07-07-2007, 10:44 AM
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that was hilarious.
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07-07-2007, 10:54 AM
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What a strange article...
Not my kind of humor! Maybe I'm too serious to understand this 'humor'... 
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07-07-2007, 11:47 AM
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I thought it was quite comical and sarcastic! I enjoyed it actually! Of course, one must take such commentary with a grain of salt and not take offense when it does not appear to be intentionally malicious. | |
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07-07-2007, 11:49 AM
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I'm confuuuuuuused....
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07-07-2007, 12:41 PM
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Yeh i have nooo idea what that was about!!! lmao
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07-07-2007, 12:48 PM
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07-07-2007, 01:02 PM
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haha, taht was a good laugh for today. pretty funny!
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07-07-2007, 01:30 PM
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Guys, it's satire, as in a form of humour. Maybe it's too British for some of you. It's supposed to be, and is in my opinion, funny.
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07-07-2007, 01:43 PM
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LOL That is brilliant, I love the bit about crucifying Harry!! | |
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07-07-2007, 02:24 PM
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