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11-22-2006, 02:35 AM
| | | Lucius Malfoy makes Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen'
Lucius Malfoy has come in number 12 on the Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen' list. The article analyzes the Malfoy porfolio and how the family can still afford to be on the list after it's patriarch was sent to Azkaban. Quote: |
Malfoy has prospered. The ivory-haired devil’s fortune increased nearly 30% over the last year. It's a major vindication for the 51-year-old wizard, and an indication that Malfoy's portfolio--and his mission to destroy Harry Potter--still has lots of life left in it.
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Most wizards eschew "Muggle" markets, preferring to invest in Goblin mutual funds or Niffler futures...
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"I am constantly on the alert for opportunities to exploit you filthy Muggles," he told us nearly seven years ago
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"The whole lot of 'em are rotten," says Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody, a former dark-wizard hunter, or Auror, for the Ministry of Magic. "I tell you, it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all turned into ferrets."
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"I don't know how long Azkaban's going to hold him," says Nymphadora Tonks, an Auror who was present the night Malfoy was arrested breaking into the Department of Mysteries. "I expect we haven't seen the last of that git."
| You may read the entire article here. A truly amusing read!  |
11-23-2006, 06:43 AM
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| | Plimpy
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Roezaria Kate Crosweld Third Year | very funny |
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11-23-2006, 07:35 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Paige Stevens First | $1.3 billion ?? Now I get why Draco acts like a little brat!!!! he can anything he wants and then some! |
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11-23-2006, 08:29 AM
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| Scandinavian Mod Chimaera
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| That was quite funny to read... I can't wait to find out what will happen to him in book 7... |
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11-23-2006, 08:51 AM
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| | Jobberknoll
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Reen Fifth | 
Nice one, Mr. Malfoy(Shame you are in Azkaban now) |
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11-23-2006, 12:27 PM
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| | Puffskein
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| haha, nice job.  |
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11-23-2006, 04:51 PM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Jillian McGuffin Second Year | that was pretty funny  |
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11-23-2006, 05:56 PM
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| | Jobberknoll
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Vick Remis Second | that´s funny! xD congratulations MALFOY!  |
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11-23-2006, 06:31 PM
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| | Bowtruckle
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Armand Lee Corvinus First | Forbes does this...
Weird, but at the same time pretty cool. The quote are pretty funny also. They sound real. |
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11-23-2006, 06:37 PM
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11-23-2006, 07:29 PM
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| | Faerie
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Cocoa Third | Ha Ha! Funny!  |
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11-24-2006, 03:25 AM
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| | Ghoul
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| That's cool. |
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11-24-2006, 10:27 AM
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| | Jobberknoll
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| Awes
they should write morearticles on hp cos that one was so realistic |
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11-25-2006, 12:20 AM
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| Cool!  |
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11-25-2006, 07:44 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: unsorted | that was entertaining! |
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11-25-2006, 08:49 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Terry Saunders Fourth Year | Hehe, article's hilarious! |
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11-26-2006, 05:42 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Eunice Murray Fifth |  That's so hilarious! |
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11-26-2006, 08:20 PM
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| LOL, awesome article  |
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11-29-2006, 09:55 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: unsorted | Thats really funny but very true  |
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12-10-2006, 09:28 AM
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| | Mooncalf
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Hogwarts RPG Name: James Dinna Evans Potter First | Yay F.F.F. Whaahahaahaha...That was so funny! I love Lucius Malfoy. Can't wait for next years list |
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