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11-22-2006, 01:35 AM
| | | Lucius Malfoy makes Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen'
Lucius Malfoy has come in number 12 on the Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen' list. The article analyzes the Malfoy porfolio and how the family can still afford to be on the list after it's patriarch was sent to Azkaban. Quote: |
Malfoy has prospered. The ivory-haired devil’s fortune increased nearly 30% over the last year. It's a major vindication for the 51-year-old wizard, and an indication that Malfoy's portfolio--and his mission to destroy Harry Potter--still has lots of life left in it.
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Most wizards eschew "Muggle" markets, preferring to invest in Goblin mutual funds or Niffler futures...
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"I am constantly on the alert for opportunities to exploit you filthy Muggles," he told us nearly seven years ago
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"The whole lot of 'em are rotten," says Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody, a former dark-wizard hunter, or Auror, for the Ministry of Magic. "I tell you, it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all turned into ferrets."
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"I don't know how long Azkaban's going to hold him," says Nymphadora Tonks, an Auror who was present the night Malfoy was arrested breaking into the Department of Mysteries. "I expect we haven't seen the last of that git."
| You may read the entire article here. A truly amusing read!  |
11-22-2006, 01:40 AM
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| French Language Mod Cap'n Waffles Pirlo ♥ Erkling
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|  That's funny!
And Montgomery Burns comes in 2nd place! |
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11-22-2006, 01:41 AM
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Amanda M. Vanalda Magical Transportation | cool! GO Lucius! I guess... *second to post* |
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11-22-2006, 01:44 AM
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| Evil MeepHungry Vampire Gaspth! Teh Angst! Abraxan
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Alison Raine-LaRousse Minister's Office | .. That is just creepy. BUT COOL. |
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11-22-2006, 01:46 AM
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| | Puffskein
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| ahha awesome! |
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11-22-2006, 01:50 AM
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| SS's Minister of Magic Founding GravediggerTriwizard Champion Niffler
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| That's hilarious! Not a surprise that he had stock in Halliburton though. His gold had to take a hit when that one crashed though. Still not surprising that he has stock in Walmart either. It's an evil empire so it would be quite fitting for such an evil man. |
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11-22-2006, 01:55 AM
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| HGFC & Rob's Secretary Hippogriff
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Cassie Alexandersson First | Interesting thoguh I dont get how they got quotes from characters sine it's a fictional series let alone all this information about stocks and such. Where has all of this come from? |
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11-22-2006, 02:06 AM
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| | Crup
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| Hee hee, that's funny. |
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11-22-2006, 02:33 AM
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| !!!!Awesome!!!! Hippogriff
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Mari Elizabeth Allen Fourth Year | That's really funny!!!! |
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11-22-2006, 02:57 AM
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| | Chizpurfle
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| that's funny! |
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11-22-2006, 03:04 AM
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| Vair StalkerishJPFC Secretary JOP Club Promo Missing Sirius Acromantula
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Emma McKingley Graduated | Quote: |
"I am constantly on the alert for opportunities to exploit you filthy Muggles,"
|  Hillarius! |
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11-22-2006, 03:17 AM
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| | Mooncalf
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Elizabeth |  That's awesome. Very clever of Forbes to put the article into the HP world. It's too bad for those people who have no idea what the heck they're talking about. 
All the more insentive to go read the books.  |
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11-22-2006, 03:24 AM
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| | Clabbert
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| wow. thats cool. congrats! |
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11-22-2006, 03:51 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Adrienne Mae Duvall First | lol. sweetness. |
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11-22-2006, 03:52 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Isabelle Lestrange | hehe...  |
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11-22-2006, 04:52 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Shel Ambrose Seventh Year | That article was fun to read.  |
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11-22-2006, 06:11 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Markie | sweeeet! congratulations! |
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11-22-2006, 06:17 AM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Emma Tonks | lol! That's witty! Congrats Malfoy |
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11-22-2006, 06:35 AM
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Fifth Year | Congrats Malfoy, what a great article! |
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11-22-2006, 06:44 AM
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Second | Cool Congrats!! |
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11-22-2006, 06:52 AM
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| | Banned Glumbumble
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Becky blueberry Third | cool that was so funny amnd cool well done I have tears in my eyes now |
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11-22-2006, 08:48 AM
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| | Horklump
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Hogwarts RPG Name: bundimum First | Good!!!!! It's cool! |
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11-22-2006, 09:06 AM
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| | Imp
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Charlie First | Very nice! Just gotta love Tonks and the "Git"! |
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11-22-2006, 09:58 AM
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|  Madam Malkin's Mod Stepford Wife Quill Editor SmexyRAWR! Basilisk
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Garret Crocker Second Year | Oh my. LOL, I love that! Thanks for sharing, Lissy <3 Lucius is the best. |
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11-22-2006, 10:08 AM
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| Keeper of Dan's tunes Ashwinder
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Hogwarts RPG Name: marie | Quote:
Originally Posted by ronandhermione Interesting thoguh I dont get how they got quotes from characters sine it's a fictional series let alone all this information about stocks and such. Where has all of this come from? |
it's a made up article hun lol. of course it's not real since lucius is a fictional character. it's just something wrote for entertainment. think of it as coming from the quibbler.  |
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