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05-24-2005, 09:38 AM
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Nickelodeon have put in a couple of Harry Potter related articles in its new issue!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban. . . Yes, it combines all six books.
A scan of the page can be seen here.
A (long) quote reads: Quote:
"If you've been too busy (or too lazy) to read all the Harry Potter books, this is the one to bring you up to speed. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban has all the good parts from book 1 through 6, plus a sneak preview of the weenie roast that we're guessing takes place in book 7.
In this exceptionally fast-paced story, Harry is whisked away to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he makes friends and enemies and learns Quidditch and fears Lord Voldemort and is hounded by a murderer and gets chosen for the Triwizard Tournament and continues to fear Lord Voldemort and develops a crush on a girl and experiences much pain in his forehead and the death of someone important and still fears Lord Voldemort and has more adventures that leave you on the edge of your seat wondering how this tale-and this sentence- will ever end."
It also quotes 'critics';
"This book does for the Harry Potter series what a race car does for a trip to the grocery store." - Jeff Gordon NASCAR driver
"Read this one book and you won't have to fake your way through conversations about Harry Potter anymore." - No Time for Kids Magazine
There's also a section where the magazine points out a mistake in ' Prisoner of Azkaban'. That scan can be seen here.
Source: Nickelodeon Magazine |
05-24-2005, 10:36 AM
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| | Grindylow
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| "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban" ? That's the funyest thing ever! It combines all 6 books... I wouldn't read such a thing. A mistake... there were lots of them. I've read here: http://www.advance-guard.net/index.p...s/poa/mistakes the rest. Have fun ! (I haven't noticed any mistake) |
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05-24-2005, 11:57 AM
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| | Jobberknoll
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Second | Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban!!! lol thats funniest thing ive heard lol!! OOOH they found some footprints in the snow he may be in the invisiblity cloak doesnt mean its gonna cover his footprints
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05-24-2005, 12:20 PM
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| Scandinavian Mod Chimaera
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|  Very funny! Thanks for the info!
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05-24-2005, 12:48 PM
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| Madam Malkin's Mod Newbie Mod Quill Editor Basilisk
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LMAO..thats the funniest thing i've read in a long time.. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban. hilarious!!
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05-24-2005, 12:52 PM
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| | Occamy
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HAHAHAHAHA, looks.........interesting to say the least.
SuperJess: It was the lack of footprints in the second picture they named as a mistake. They showed the footprints in the one picture, then pointed to the other which had no footprints. Just so you know
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05-24-2005, 02:09 PM
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| | Faerie
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lol, it's genious! I want to read it!
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05-24-2005, 02:17 PM
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| | Gnome
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Its really funny. |
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05-24-2005, 02:34 PM
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| Computer Addict Hippocampus
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Woa. Maybe I could get my mum to read it so won't pretend that she knows what I'm talking about anymore  ! Maybe it will give us a few clues about some things in HBP. It's gonna be out in 52 days, though. neat idea and that sentince-will-never-end thing was......woa. intresting name.
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05-24-2005, 02:59 PM
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| Larry Boy Doxy
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lol, im gonna just read it for fun
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05-24-2005, 03:23 PM
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| | Dragon
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hee hee thats awesome, i like the LOTR title too! very creative hee hee
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05-24-2005, 03:38 PM
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| | Niffler
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That was awesome! Can't wait for that weenie roast! |
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05-24-2005, 04:10 PM
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| | Demiguise
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lol its hilarious! 'Growling' !! lol!!
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05-24-2005, 04:47 PM
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| | Mooncalf
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|  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban
That's great! So is it meant to happen all in one year then?
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05-24-2005, 06:10 PM
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| | Guest | AHAHHAHAHAHA. how cute. <3 | |
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05-24-2005, 06:15 PM
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| DA's Ultimate Fan Hinkypunk
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Love it! It's too funny! I love spoofs! Thanks for th info, gotta go check out the scans!
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05-24-2005, 06:52 PM
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| | Chizpurfle
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i got my sister to read the series 2 years ago, but everyone else that I've tried to get to read the books are so resistant. too bad..
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05-24-2005, 07:22 PM
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| I mod Cauldrons 0_oMy Imi Sphinx
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lmao! Hilarious!
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05-24-2005, 07:28 PM
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| | Jobberknoll
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| I'm pretty wierd and complicated so I think I'll just stick to reading all the books. Anyway only one can imagine the amount of pages that book will have. |
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05-24-2005, 07:30 PM
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| String Queen Bicorn
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Haha, that is FUNNY. Nice creationism of the title |
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05-24-2005, 07:47 PM
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| | Jobberknoll
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HA HA! thats funny! nice to know that people get a short cut in the books while everyone else has to read all the books! '' that was sarcasism in case noone noticed''
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05-24-2005, 08:29 PM
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| | Augurey
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LOL thought you guys might like this
You know, in the POA movie, I love how Hermione is mouthing Ron's lines in the Shrieking Shack, when Snape is attacked by Harry. I noticed that mistake and I thought it was really funny |
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05-24-2005, 08:59 PM
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| | Dugbog
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lol thats funny.. sorta cool
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05-24-2005, 09:17 PM
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lol! cute.
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05-24-2005, 10:15 PM
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| | Faerie
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lol.....thatz cool!!
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