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08-03-2005, 12:48 AM
| | |  Harry Potter endorses vices
Two rather humorous articles have appeared today; one detailing some of the sexual innuendos in ' Half-Blood Prince'. Quote:
"These passages should be read with their context in mind. Yes, when they are read in isolation, they sound like sexual innuendoes."
-- VK Kartika of Penguin India, distributor of Harry Potter books in India
And another detailing how Harry Potter promotes cruelty to animals. Quote:
I mean, those books are just chock full of helpless innocent animals being transfigured into teacups and pincushions!
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Do people think that rats and ravens like being turned into water goblets? Did they even ask its permission? And half the time, those animals are poorly transfigured. What if you had to spend the rest of your life as a teacup with whiskers and a tail?
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And that's to say nothing about the poor animals used in potions and things. I mean students are crushing up beetles with mortars and pestles, slicing up grubs and caterpillars, and they are more worried about doing a poor job getting the slices even than the pain of the poor creature being sliced up! I bet they don't even use anesthetic!
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I mean, taking unicorn hairs and Phoenix feathers for wands? All right, sometimes they get the animal's permission, but other times they just pluck them and run!
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08-03-2005, 12:51 AM
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lmao! Harry Potter the animal abuser! lmao! hee hee that was funny  | 
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08-03-2005, 12:52 AM
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The second one had me in stitches. And I think the guy was actually serious which makes it all the funnier.
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08-03-2005, 12:58 AM
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...but other times they just pluck them and run!
ahahahaha that's hilarious. I love it when people can have a sense of humor about these things.
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08-03-2005, 01:00 AM
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I am sure that J.K. had any intent for this book to be bad or any of her books. People just look for things to say and start problems. The Harry Potter series is the most read book series in the world prob, I dont think kids really care that ooo that rat become a tea-cup.  
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08-03-2005, 01:04 AM
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Pleeeease! These people have got such ideas! *shankes her head reproving what they said*
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08-03-2005, 01:08 AM
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There are innuendos. There were ones in OotP. But some of them are ridiculous and in context don't sound bad at all.
The second thing, the letter, is just too funny.
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OMG!! This is the same as saying that Harry Potter promotes witchcraft as a religion. Oh please!!!
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Originally Posted by Marcella_Riddle The second one had me in stitches. And I think the guy was actually serious which makes it all the funnier. Probably a PETA member. They go to extremes quiet a bit, so much so that the US government watches them, they're considered a terrorist group. Quote:
Originally Posted by goddess of news There are innuendos. There were ones in OotP. But some of them are ridiculous and in context don't sound bad at all. Yes, yes there are *naughty giggle*
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08-03-2005, 01:14 AM
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lol, that was cute.
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08-03-2005, 01:19 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA. that is absolutely hilarious
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08-03-2005, 01:20 AM
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Lol, that is really very cute and funny. I suppose now that I think about it, those poor animals do go through a lot. I always feel bad for poor Erol who flew into the window in the Chamber of Secrets. Poor little owl.
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Originally Posted by CreativeAllie18 Lol, that is really very cute and funny. I suppose now that I think about it, those poor animals do go through a lot. I always feel bad for poor Erol who flew into the window in the Chamber of Secrets. Poor little owl. At least that was his fault. He 'chose' to do it. 
*picks up Scabbers* Is it OK if I turn you into a goblet?
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Probably a PETA member. They go to extremes quiet a bit, so much so that the US government watches them, they're considered a terrorist group.
Wow. 
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well that was interesting.
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08-03-2005, 01:52 AM
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08-03-2005, 02:11 AM
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Oh. My. God. 
I don't believe it. They can't actually be serious, can they?! | |
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08-03-2005, 02:18 AM
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Porn in Potter VI!!! LoL!! wow, they MUST have been looking for something that sounds dirty to actually give meaning to those. i didnt even notice them, let alone give another meaning. now that they pointed it out and isolated the quotes, then i kind of see it. still, it's hilarious!
and the animal things, im like that too. i used to say "aw, that's so mean" then laugh. i mean, Ron (poorly) turned Scabbers into a water goblet, but i dont think he was hurt. i dont think the animals are hurt when they tranfigure. besides, there's always mcgonagall (or Hermione) to turn them back. and the other ones for the potion making, coooome ooon... it's like saying we shouldn't kill chickens, or cows, or pigs to use for cooking anymore.
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08-03-2005, 02:19 AM
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ahahaha, well harry is the anti-christ, afterall...
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08-03-2005, 02:20 AM
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lmao! That's hilarious! The letter is so funny!
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08-03-2005, 02:37 AM
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HHAHAH, excuse me while i laugh about how much sense that article DIDN'T MAKE!
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08-03-2005, 03:04 AM
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hahahah niiicceee.... lol (yay, I'm back from vacation!!) HP, cruel to animals?! lol
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08-03-2005, 03:34 AM
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Oh, how funny!!!
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08-03-2005, 03:39 AM
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"Porn in Potter VI?" BEST HEADLINE EVER.
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08-03-2005, 04:04 AM
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LMAO, wow some ppl have very dirrty minds, tsk tsk tsk.... and that thing about being cruel to animals, wtf? LMAO | |
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08-03-2005, 04:04 AM
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This is the most ridiculus thing I have ever heard about Harry Potter! What a bunch of bolonga! ( or baloney as I like to spell it. )
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