Dumbledore: You are, of course, wondering why I brought you here tonight.

Harry: Actually, sir, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Dumbledore: Take my arm. Harry, I'd like you to meet Professor Horace Slughorn.

Slughorn: What you see before you is a curious little potion. It does cause powerful infatuation or obsession.

Ron: I'm in love with her!

Harry: Alright! Fine! You're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?

Ron: No...can you introduce me?!

Voice over: This year...the past...holds a dark secret...

Dumbledore: What you are looking at are memories. This is the most important memory I've collected.

Younger Slughorn: Now get out of here at once!

Dumbledore: It is also a lie!

Voice over: ...and only he...

Dumbledore: You're the chosen one, Harry.

Voice over: ...can unlock the truth.

Hermione: Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the chosen one.

Harry: But I am the chosen one. Okay, sorry, um, kidding.

Voice over: From Warner Brothers pictures...

Dumbledore: Without this memory, we leave the fate of our world to chance.

Bellatrix: Yeah!!!

Dumbledore: We must not fail.

Hermione: You need us, Harry.

Harry: Fight back, you coward!

Ron: Harry!!!