Ok my favourite quotes are not only the funny but also some that hit u hard. I have loads here are some:

He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through."
"How very rude of him."
"I told him I was."
Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again...Harry suddenly realised that Dumbledore's bright blue eyes looked rather watery.


'I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'
This one was so sad.

'What if I don't care?' said Ginny fiercely.
'I care,' said Harry. 'How do you think I'd feel if this was your funeral... and it was my fault...

"I love you Hermione" Ron said.

This was the funniest ones:

“There’s no need to call me ‘sir’, professor.”

However, lots more....

What page is it on??? I am trying to find it>...can though lol

Yeah, I don't remember that either.

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

Thats my favorite, dont know why.
Heres more:

Ron seemed to struggle with himself for a moment, then he said loudly to Hermione, "Look, let me go back and hit Percy!"
"No," she said firmly, grabbing his arm.
"It'll make me feel better!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry," said Dumbledore politely, and he raised his wand again. All three glasses vanished. "But it would have been better manners to drink it, you know."

"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly, a bit of sausage flying off the fork he was now brandishing at Hermione and hitting Ernie Macmillan on the head. "My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

[talking about Inferi in DADA...] "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'

"Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers."

This actually kinda made me sad:"I enjoyed the [DA] meetings, too," said Luna serenely. "It was like having friends."

"Promise me you'll look after yourself.. .. Stay out of trouble. ..."
"I always do, Mrs. Weasley," said Harry. "I like a quiet life, you know me."

Funny but a lil creepy: "That's right," said Malfoy. "But she said you were just going for a drink, you'd be back..."
"Well. I certainly did have a drink...and I came back...after a fashion," mumbled Dumbledore.

( some of the quotes were from mugglenet, dont have book w/ me)

My favorite from the book...

Harry: "He accused me of being 'Dumbledore's man through and through'."
Dumbldeore: "How very rude of him."
Harry: "I told him I was."

My most fave quote wud have to be
"Dumbldores man through and through" -Harry Potter

and
"im not worried, im with you" - Dumbldore, reffering to harry potter

those just seriously made me cry my eyes out

I like all the ones previously mentioned, but my absolute favorite is still the one in my sig. That one made me howl the first time I read it.

I have sooo.... many favorite quotes so I'll just say a few...

and..

It was funny reading about Harry talking to himself...

I've got so many more just no time to type them all.

1)

"Arthur, is that you?"
"Yes," came Mr. Weasley's weary voice. "But I would say that even if I were a Death Eater, dear. Ask the question!"
"Oh, honestly..."
"Molly!"
"All right, all right... What is your dearest ambition?"
"To find out how airplanes stay up."
Mrs. Weasley nodded and turned the doorknob, but apparently Mr. Weasley was holding tight to it on the other side, because the door remained firmly shut.
"Molly! I've got to ask you your question first!"
"Arthur, really, this is just silly..."
"What do you like me to call you when we're alone together?"
Even by the dim light of the lantern Harry could tell that Mrs. Weasley had turned bright red; he himself felt suddenly warm around the ears and neck, and hastily gulped soup, clattering his spoon as loudly as he could against the bowl.
"Mollywobbles," whispered a mortified Mrs. Weasley into the crack at the edge of the door.

2)

"'Harry Potter knows that he can confide in me with complete confidence,' I told them. 'I would rather die than betray his trust.'"
“That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead," Ron observed.
“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe," said Nearly Headless Nick in affronted tones.

3)

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

4)

"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry's legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
"What did you tell her?"
"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
"Thanks," said Harry, grinning. 'And what did you tell her Ron's got?"
"A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where."

5)

"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly, a bit of sausage flying off the fork he was now brandishing at Hermione and hitting Ernie Macmillan on the head. "My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

Those are probably some of the best, but not my faves.

1) He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through."
"How very rude of him."
"I told him I was."
Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again...Harry suddenly realised that Dumbledore's bright blue eyes looked rather watery.

*Tear* So sad!

2)"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

LOL Harry is such a cheeky git sometimes xD

3) "What do you like me to call you when we're alone together?"
Even by the dim light of the lantern Harry could tell that Mrs. Weasley had turned bright red; he himself felt suddenly warm around the ears and neck, and hastily gulped soup, clattering his spoon as loudly as he could against the bowl.
"Mollywobbles," whispered a mortified Mrs. Weasley into the crack at the edge of the door.

Very Sweet

4) Why are you worrying about
You-Know-Who?
You should be worrying about
U-No-Poo-
The constpation sensation
That's gripping the nation!

Lol that was funny


5)Dumbledore's eyes were closed; but for the strange angle of his arms and legs, he might have been sleeping. Haryy reached out, straightened the half-moon spectacles upon the crooked nose, and wiped a trickle of blood from the mouth with his own sleeve. Then he gazed down at the wise of face and tried to absorb the enormous and incomprehensible truth: that never again would Dumbledore speak to him, never again could he help...

*Crys* Yeah that one hit me bad, thats when the tears came.

6)
What did you tell her?"
"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more Macho"
"Thanks," said Harry grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron's got?"
"A pygmy puff, but i did'nt say where."
Ron scowled as Hermione rolled around laughing.

Very Funny! Luv G/H 2getha so very cute

"Listen, no bloke in his right mind's going to fancy Tonks when Fleur's around" p94

"I know I've failed everything!" p100

"Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George." p134

"That job's jinxed. No one's lasted more than a year....Quirrell actually died doing it...Personally, I'm going to keep my fingers crossed for another death..." p167

"Since when have yeh called me 'sir'?"
"Since when have you called me 'Potter'?"

"You added Felix Felicis to Ron's juice this morning, that's why he saved everything! See! I can save goals without help, Hermione!" p299

"Eez eet over?" said Fleur loudly. "Thank goodness, what an 'orrible--" p333

"Er-My-nee" p402

"will you stop pretending to be asleep when Lavender comes to see you?" p411

"Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen" p427

"A five-year-old could have told us that much." sneered Snape. "A ghost, as I trust that you are all aware by now, is the imprint of a departed soul left upon the earth....and of course, as Potter so wisely tells is, transparent.
"Whe we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be habing a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not suppose to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'" p460

A long walk in the grounds seemed indicated, during which--if they had time--they might discuss the match. p534

His hand closed automatically around the fake Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the dark and twisting path he saw stretching ahead for himself, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort he knew must come, whether in a month, in a year, or in ten, he felt his heart lift as the thought that there was still one last golden day of peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione. p652

^I want HP7 more and more everytime i read the last paragraph(sentence) of HP6

-"What do you like me to call you when we're alone together?" - Mr Weasley
"Mollywobbles", whispered a mortified Mrs Weasley.

-"I am not worried Harry, I am with you"

-"Whereas Bill and Fleur ... well ... what have they really got in common? He's a hard-working, down-to-earth sort of person, whereas she's -"
"A cow," said Ginny

-"you filthy hypocrite! what about you and Lavender, thrashing about like a pair of eels all over the place?" demanded Ginny

-The exchanges between Scrimgeour and Harry

- His hand closed automatically around the fake Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the dark and twisting path he saw stretching ahead for himself, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort he knew must come, whether in a month, in a year or in ten, he felt his heart lift as the thought that there was still one last golden day of peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione. - that's such a sad n brilliant end to the book.

-Harry reached out, straightened the half-moon spectacles upon the crooked nose, and wiped a trickle of blood from the mouth with his own sleeve. Then he gazed down at the wise face and tried to absorb the enormous and incomprehensible truth: that never again would Dumbledore speak to him, never again could he help

It's on page 180, US.

My favorite quotes are...

- "I am not worried, Harry. I am with you."
~Dumbledore, pg 578

- "He accused me of being 'Dumbledore's man through and through.'"
"How very rude of him."
"I told him I was."
~Harry & Dumbledore, pg 357

- "I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing."
~Dumbledore, pg 46
I have no idea why that stuck out to me, but it cracked me up the first time I read it.

- "And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself of the topmost tower, Harry Potter!"
~Dobby, pg 422
That also cracked me up.

- "I can make them hurt if I want to."
~Tom Riddle, pg 371

- "What is your dearest ambition?"
"To find out how airplanes stay up."
~Molly & Arthur, pg 86

- "Been kissing Pigwidgeon, have you?"
~Ginny, pg 288

- "Just shove a bezoar down their throats."
~The Half-Blood Prince, pg 377

- "What's happened to you?" asked Harry, for Hermionie looked distinctly disheveled, rather as though she had just fought her way out of a thicket of Devil's Snare.
"Oh, I've just escpaed -- I mean, I've left Cormac," she said. "Under the mistletoe."
~pg 317

Those are all the ones that stick out in my mind.

"Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO -
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!"

Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO -
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!"

DON'T-

CALL ME COWARD!!!!!!!

Severus Snape

Agree.

I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more.
R.A.B.

This one stuck me: "He accused me of being Dumbledores man through and through.'"
"How very rude of him."
"I told him I was."
This one was so hard to forget.

Fleur: ''I am good looking enough for the both of us I theenk!''

Best quote ever, of course, nxt to Ron's ''I love you Hermione'' Proved all of the shippers right!

Harry lay awake for a long time, looking up at the canopy of his four-poster and trying to convince himself that his feelings for Ginny were entirely older-brotherly. They had lived, had they not, like brother and sister all summer, playing Quidditch, teasing Ron and having a laugh about Bill and Phlegm? He had known Ginny for years now ... it was natural that he should feel protective ... natural that he should want to look out for her ... want to rip Dean limb from limb for kissing her ... no ... he would have to control that particular brotherly feeling ...


That one just brought a smile to my face.

1) Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO -
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!
2) "I wasn't aware that I could teach Potter anything."
3) "I love you, Hermione."
4) "He looks like he's eating her face."
5) "DON'T CALL ME COWARD!"
6) "I'm not worried Harry, I'm with you."
7) "It's Cadwallader!"
8) "Sorry, Professor, forgot to brake!"

*Just a few; not in order*

Surprisingly, no one's said this one yet:

"Who blacked your eye Granger? I want to send them flowers." ~Draco Malfoy

Ha ha! I laughed so hard at that one, even though it's mean. Poor Hermione.

Mrs Weasley: "What is your dearest ambition?"
Mr. Weasley: "To find out how airplanes stay up."
Mr. Weasley:"What do you like me to call you when we're alone together?"
Mrs Weasley:"Mollywobbles"

When I read this part ot my sister, she nearly rolled on the floor laughing.

"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."

Awww!

"Fred and George tried to get me to make one when I was about five. I nearly did too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad found us. He went mental," said Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since."

"Yeah, well, passing ov