For this month's topic, you are to imagine what Voldemort and the Death Eaters would be doing today if they had survived and had to find their place within the work force. Discuss Prospective Careers for the Death Eaters and Voldemort, and have fun!

Hmm, I thought about it and think that these jobs should fit their personalities.
*ahem*

Voldie: Quality control inspector
Bellatrix: Pest management/exterminator, co-owner of said company.
Lucius: Public relations agent for upstart managing company
Severus: Research and development officer for a Pharmaceutical company.
The Carrows: Bouncers for a hot club in downtown London.
Fenrir Greyback: Replace Leo the Lion from MGM, being their mascot.
McNair: Exterminator under Bella's orders.
Pettigrew: Sanitation engineer.
Karkaroff: Junior soccer club coach.
Rodolphus Lestrange: Co-owner of pest control company/ Entrepreneur.

lol!!that was amazing!!..i dont know what to discuss about now...
ok well....i think the carrows as bouncers are really cool....and bellatrix i dont know why but i can imagine her as a very strict school teacher....
and lucius can also be the face of L'oreal...cos he's worth it...hehe..i really loved that...

Fenrir Greyback: Replace Leo the Lion from MGM, being their mascot.



that's a good one
i love it *rofl*

Voldie: president of Walt Disney World
Bellatrix: editor in chief of Vogue
Lucius: manager of Hannah Montana
Severus: the star of a new muggle tv show
The Carrows: owners of a Indian curry eatery in New York City
Fenrir Greyback: author of children's books
McNair: Severus' co-star
Pettigrew: loss prevention specialist for Victoria Secret
Karkaroff: Willie Wonka's assistant
Rodolphus Lestrange: fashion designer

Voldie: Taco taster (He'd kill the person if it wasn't good enough)
Bellatrix: Star of new movie 'Women in Black'
Lucius: Fall Out Boy's new lead singer(can't you just see him singing 'I Don't Care'?)
Severus: person who asks quetions in the interrigation room at the police deparment in atlantis
The Carrows: Authors of 'The Life as a Death Eater: A autobiography from two points of view'
Fenrir Greyback: edjucator about wild animals (mostly wolves)
McNair: ballerina
Pettigrew: Care taker for the rat section of the zoo
Karkaroff: Severus' hired best friend
Rodolphus Lestrange: the meat lion tamers use

I'd say:

Voldie: A Judge (think of all the punishments he'll hand out to lawbreakers)
Bellatrix: A School Principal (she'll scare all the kids into behaving good)
Lucius: Marketing Manager / on the side balckmailer
Severus: Model for Vidal Sassoon
The Carrows: Jailers
Fenrir Greyback: An Actor (possibly get the role of Wolverine)
McNair: A Butcher
Pettigrew: A Butler
Karkaroff: A model for Gillette shaving cream
Rodolphus Lestrange: A Policeman