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Old 03-28-2008, 09:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello and welcome to another edition of The Weekly Gravestone! Today's unlucky interviewee is The Dark Lord's newest minion, Khat aka *joshmoonson*. How are you today Khat?

Awesome! Thanks. I have my coffee here so im ready to go. How are you?

That's good to hear. The Dark Lord favours those on a caffiene high as they stand to be more wreckless. I'm very well thank you. So tell me. As the newest Minion to our cause, what do you feel you shall be contributing to his cause to ensure success?

Oh yeah this is like my second coffee so i've past that wreckless part a few hours ago. The dark lord will be quite excited to hear. -rubs hands together- Well i fell that i will add (hopefully) some pretty awesome graphics that will get people's attention. In turn they will want to join our cause. More the better right?

Oh The Dark Lord has seen your graphics and is very impressed indeed by them. He feels that they will indeed garner interest, as long as Lucius can stop pawing at the prettier ones. How do you feel about the upcoming invasion he has been plotting so intricately?

shifty i have yet to see all the details But i assure you that i will be near the front for all the action. We will have to Lucius in the back so he can pay attention hehe

Oh we are very pleased to hear that. Because of course lack of commitment to the cause equates to instant death, but we like to hush that little rule. So when not taking part in outlandish acts of faith for your Lord, what does a fine Death Eater like yourself enjoy wasting time with? Because of course anything not with Voldemort in mind is a waste....

Well when im not making graphics for the lord and other friends i tend to be off playing games. I play on a muggle team of flag football. Of course we always win because losing isnt an option. The other thing i like to do is once in awhile get together with a few friends from highschool and play quidditch. It rarely happens, but im trying to set one up some time soon. They all hate me because im best seeker. Other then that i like to read.

Ah. A winner! That's what we like to see. We shall just pretend we didn't hear the M word as it is liable to offend our followers Quidditch is a noble cause. Some of the best DEs we've had have been professional players. Ah. Reading...The Lord would like to know if you have read anything that could be of interest to us as of late...

Oh dont worry...after the game we all have some fun with them. Its amazing how much they freak out when their mechanical devices dont work. Just the occasional dark spells and such to tone up my skills. i have taken a interest in the vampire books though. Lestat is an interesting vampire. shifty I was thinking that i would have to investigate this further.

Ah. So a Death Eater interested in the creatures of the night. That could be very useful for our cause. One does hope however that you don't adopt the fashion, as that could look a might outlandish in a swimming pool. Speaking of the M word, one heard tell of one their inventions deemed a televible. Has one found anything of interest on it which has griped you enough to be of use?

Oh that shiny box thing that has random colors. i actually managed to find a few good things. I dont mess with it much so i cant really say what else their is. I watch Smallville which is nice because about every eppisode their is some sort of villian. I watch for the tactics. Never know might learn something.

One can't fault your need for research. We find it very hand to know all the angles, as I myself have been doing a fair bit of research on a Dr. Gregory House. delightful fella I must say. One can't help but wonder what these people see in sitting on their exteriors watching a magix box when there is torture afoot. Have you perhaps relished a session of pain recently?

unfortunately not. I have been busy and have yet a time to just sit and enjoy the fun. Though at the moment one of my animals seems to be sounding as though they are being tortured. >.< next time i will have to use a silencing charm.

Well one cannot fault your wilingness to carry it out, even if the opportunity doesn't present itself. As we can see that you are busy, we have just a few more questions for you and then we shall bid you leave to carry out your plotting. As a DE, we trust you have read the historical records regarding our past minions. Who would you say you hold the most regard for?

-ponders- so many great great choices. Hmm.. I would have to say my all time favorite would have to be bellatrix lestrange -sighs- How could one not love her. She is just amazing...Pure evil and who has hair like that? she is one of a kind.

Well unfortunately I have tried and failed to find out who styled her hair. I'm starting to believe that it is simply an Azkaban secret. Speaking of the infamous safehold, what measures do you plan to take during our battle to ensure you are not captured?

Unfortunately i think the wizard was killed off for cutting off to much. Or at least thats what i heard. -snickers- I have been working more on my spells, but im pretty sure if anyone comes my way they will be toast. And im not talking about transfiguration.

Good attitude to have. I myself am counting on my bodacious grasp of the English language to boggle the opponents minds. Here's hoping I shall be facing somebody who looks as though they were lured down a Mountain with a piece of meat. So is there any messages you would like to pass on to any individual Death Eaters in lue of the attack?

-rubs hands together- shifty i am always up for some entertainment if anyone ever needs a partner. Other then that if you ever need anything specifically made (graphics), just let me know. I am always up for helping a fellow death eater.

Ah. Inspiring message to leave with. Now if one isn't mindful we must skidaddle as there are evil deeds to carry out, mouths to clamp firmly shut and things of that nature. It has been wonderful to hear about our newest recruit and we hope that we shall be hearing a lot more from you in the future regarding your deeds. Live long and infamously!
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Hello and welcome to another edition of The Monthly Gravestone! Today's unlucky interviewee is The Dark Lord's newest minion, Casey aka caseym. How are you today Casey?

Hello there

Hi hun! Ready for your interview?

Sure thing...I think... lol

Lolz. It shant be too difficult lol. Just a few question regarding your time in the FC and such. So caseym. First of all let's start with an easy one. What made you decide to join us at the Graveyard?

Well, I had been a member of a few FC's but wasn't active in any, mainly using the site for the School RP. One day I received a PM about joining the Graveyard, so I had to go check it out. And so I still haven't left!

Ooo...So it was the luck of the drawer that you decided to join. That was good. I myself found the only FC I ever felt at home in lol. So, who would you say is your favourite Death Eater and why?

My favorite Death Eater was always Severus Snape. I think that was mainly due to his intelligence. No matter how much you liked/disliked him, you had to concede that he was by far the most intelligent of all of Voldemort's followers.

Oh. I so agree! He was my favourite too. I loved how he could even manipulate the audience into being confused of his loyalty's. if you can't admire him for anything else, you can at least do so for his acting abilities.

Right! Though in the end, as everything was revealed, I began to understand that he wasn't a very nice person, but he was an intelligent and loyal one. Though he was only loyal to a handful of people.

You see, I always saw that niceness in him. That maybe he was looking out for Harry simply because he wanted to keep a part of Lily alive. But maybe that's just me lol. I'm too eager to see the heart in everybody Speaking of which, what would you say is the best trait for a Death Eater to have?

Hmm...the best trait...My first instinct was to say "loyalty," but what is loyalty without brains? Without the knowledge to use that loyalty towards something good? So I will say Intelligence.

AH. That's a very good trait indeed. I always admire somebody with intellect. Like you say, you can't do much else without the intellect to do it.

Even when you look at all of the Death Eaters as a whole, you notice the few who excelled in certain areas, like Snape, Bella, etc. They were the best because they were the ones with the most intelligence in certain areas.

I agree. And the ones with little like Peter pettigrew, they fail spectacularly. It's sad in a "oh dear. let's move on with our lives" kind of way lol. If you were to become a fully fledged Death Eater, how succesful would you say that you would be?

I guess it would depend on the tasks I was given....I'm sure I could bake some awesome chocolate chip cookies that would lead people to the darkside in droves..... lol!

Oooo....So insatiable treats are your game? I think Voldemort likes the sound of that. He doesn't like to tell people but, between you, me and my Gerbils, he has a VERY sweet tooth. He's partial to Bon Bons of the pink variety.

Drat! I left my recipe for those in my other cloak!Remind me to find that later....

Ah. I shall remind you because if you are to present yourself to the dark lord, you shall something to work in your favour. Although he has told me that he does find you rather intriguing. Like a work of literature just waiting to be read and enjoyed. WHich books would you say most intrigue you?

(nice transition into that question! lol!) I personally love historical books, whether fiction or nonfiction. I also read a lot of fantasy books.

Why thank you lol! Ooo...So History of Magic is your lesson of choice? Wonderful to know. It is said that the key to success in the future is understanding the past. I have no doubts that this is true. And Fantasy allows one to be free in their own imagination to come up with daring ideas to defeat the light side. Of which I have no doubt that you have many.

lol! Actually, History of Magic isn't my favorite....*whistles* Arithmancy is....lol.

Ah! A Mathmatician of sorts. Fair enough. Could be a great asset to our cause. I myself am a TRansfiguration Master born and bred. I love the idea of harnessing ones genetic structure and rearranging it to create something wonderful. I spend most of my free time simply exploring new ways to create aww inspiring things. How do you spend your time when not in duel?

Well, using the Arithmancy approach, you can find out all sorts of things about your opponents before you ever see them in battle. You can learn about their personality, wants, etc, just by using their birthdate, Name, and other easy to find information. I find that it makes duels much less cumbersome if you have the right knowledge before you start.

Wonderful approach. Many wizards these days seem to have lost the art of not simply marching into battle and throwing their wands about. It does get rather trite. As though they expect the same platitude to have different results each time. But with the right collecting of people, a little application and a bit of common sense there's no defeating our cause.

Too True!!!

Hopefully Voldemort is in our frame of mind. WOuldn't want to have mixed words with him. I don't think it would end well for us lol! Now, we all know how Death Eaters need to relax in order to not twist themselved into knots. I myself find music a great release for that. What sort of music do you find helps you?

For relaxation? I love all types of music, but for relaxation I'd have to say that plain and simple Classical Piano music is the best to unwind to...BUT there's also a singer named Josh Groban that will do wonders to ease the tensions that can build up over time...

I can't say that I am familiar with the work of Mr Groban. A Muggle I take it? But I do adore Classical music. I myself find the work of a Muggle artist by the name of Beethoven quite relaxing. Although if caught at the right moment I could lose myself in the music and become incredibly hyper because of it.

Yes, he is a muggle, though that can be overlooked--this one time.

Yes. I believe it can. Nothing about the Muggle and Pureblood wars (if I understand the charter correctly) insists that we overlook their artistic endeavours. I myself, and the big V mustn't get wind of this, am incredibly fond of a muggle band by the name of R.E.M. Far more interesting than anything we could produce *cough*WierdSisters*cough*. That's not music. That's just noise.

Don't worry, I'll never tell....because when it comes to other music, I find myself quite drawn to a particular muggle band called Muse....also, much more pleasing to the ears than the Weird Sisters...so Voldie won't get your secret from me.

Oh good. That's very good to hear. So loyal as well as intellectual. I may just suggest you for one of Voldemort's secret keepers. I can't say that I've listened to Muse enough to form a solid opinion. But what I heard I like.
Just a few more questions now as I don't wish to eat up all of your time when it could be spent reasearching. So. If you were to overthrow Voldie, how do you feel you could fair as leader?


Overthrow Voldie?! As nice as leadership sounds, I'm not certain that I'm suited for it. I prefer to work as a second in charge. Let the other person deal with the pains and hassles, and even get the praise. I'll just get in, get to work, and leave all of the political movements to someone else. Does that make sense?

That makes perfect sense. And I am happy to say that you passed our little test. Because thy Voldie is a jealous Voldie, and doesn't like to believe that his position is in jeapardy. You please him greatly

Woot! *dances* ---erm *stops dancing and looks serious again*

Lolz. And on that note, as I am sure Voldemort is eager to getaway to look through your credentials, is there anything you wish to say to any of our members/Officers?

just that everyone is doing a fantastic job (which was clear to me when I joined the Graveyard) and it is what has held me here....and that I'm proud to be considered a part of this wonderful team.

Wonderful sentiment to leave on. I shall bid you adieu and hope that your travels and duels prove as fruitful as we wish.

Ah. Inspiring message to leave with. Now if one isn't mindful we must skidaddle as there are evil deeds to carry out, mouths to clamp firmly shut and things of that nature. It has been wonderful to hear about our newest recruit and we hope that we shall be hearing a lot more from you in the future regarding your deeds. Live long and infamously!
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As the space between the last two interviews was greater than anticipated, I am presenting you all with a special edition interview. Happy Reading!

Hello and welcome to another edition of the Gravestone! Today we have a very special guest (and one who shall no doubt fire my bottom if I don't pass her off in a good light) in the form of our Sponsor, Lemondrop13 aka Tiffanie. Hello and nice to have you with us Tiff!

I'm happy to be here. Thanks for chatting with me!

It's not a problem. The Bee loves a good gander, and so it is fitting to do so in a more formal way. So how are you today Tiff? (Or Queen, Lord High Arbeiter or any other name you prefer).

Oooh. Lord High Arbeiter is a good one. I may have to demand that you all start calling me that, but I suppose for the timebeing you can call me Tiff... or 'Oh Perfect One With Beautiful Teeth'

I would call you that in a heartbeat, but I'd rather carry on living my life lol. Seems an awfully big mouthful my Lord lol. Anyhoo, onto the interview. Master doesn't like it when he's forced to sit in these things for too long. So you call yourself an established Death Eater. Now, Voldie would like to know what sort of asset you shall be to our cause.

My organizational skills are quite honed, as is my charm and wit. I'm nearly always successful in getting things done on time, mainly because people respect my authority... or perhaps they fear me. I haven't quite figured that out yet. Either way, I get things done!

Ah. That is a very good trait for a Death Eater. I wouldn't say fear as much as respect, but either one is enough to be a force to reckon with. *Is prodded in the ribs by Voldemort* Alright alright...*eyeroll* Voldemort would like to know if you have any treats to offer him as he has already been offered Coffee and Cookies....He's such a baby.

Well, I make a pretty tasty lasagna. Or if my Lord would prefer baked goods, I'm also quite skillful with apple pies and mint brownies. Everyone says they're mighty tasty and I think the Dark Lord would enjoy them thoroughly.

*Places an Umbrella over the keyboard to guard it from Voldie's apparent temptation* I think we should find a good area for you before he forces you to work in the kitchens along with the House Elves. Now which would you say is your favourite and most honed area of Magical Study?

Definitely Arithmancy, followed by Ancient Runes and Divination. I'm quite interested in determining what will happen in the future long before it happens. I don't like wasting my time seeking a goal that will never come to fruition. It gets rather tiring.

Ah. That's a very good outlook to have, although it is always a pleasure to have dreams even if you will never reach that particular plateau. You mustn't spread this around but Voldemort has always harboured a dream of performing in Swan Lake. Don't worry. I've booked a psychiatrist.

Swan Lake? I've always pictured him as more of a 'Nutcracker' man myself. Hmm. I definitely think that psychiatrist is in order. As for dreams, I don't often have time for them, what with my education and my duties to the Dark Lord.

Apparently he enjoys the costumes. You must prepare for forceful dreams then as he has a habit of slipping the odd sleeping potion to his followers in the hopes of them dreaming of wonderful tactics. What sort of attack strategies would you adopt when preparing or indeed taking part in battle with the enemy?

The key to any successful battle is... CARBO LOADING! The night before you must eat the largest meal of starchy goodness you can find - pasta, breads, rice, anything! After that, all it takes is some skillful wand movements and a few nonverbal spells! Oh, and it helps to completely outnumber the enemy as well.

I think Peter will enjoy that particular aspect of preperation. Well of course math is a facter. You wouldn't want twelve of the enemy to gang up on one would you? It wouldn't be like those terrible muggle movies, where the enemy wait for their turn and are beaten one by one. That would be ridiculous and rather crass.

Absolutely! Unless of course, there is 12 of us ganging up on one of our enemies. That's entirely ok, but certainly not the other way around! As a Death Eater, victory is our only option and I'll do whatever it takes to ensure such victories!

That would be preferable to severely show the enemy up. We're all devout winners and would abhore anything less, as Voldie would no doubt take a dim view on it. But let us leave the nasty war aspect of life to the side for the moment. How does Lord Tiff like to relax in her free time?

Hmmm, relax? I don't often get a chance to do it, but when I do, I enjoy hiking, baking, scrapbooking, and spending time with my fiance and friends. I'm pretty normal in that respect I suppose.

It's nice...(shouldn't really use that word. Voldie doesn't believe in it) to have normality after such stress as in battle. I myself do enjoy a good hike too, although I don't have too much time to do it, my schedule of work from the master not allowing it. Honestly, I believe House Elves are on a better payment plan. But I digress.

I completely understand what you mean about the hectic schedule. I spend each and every day researching tactics and drawing up battle plans from 5am when I wake up until 11pm when my head finally hits the pillow! Oh, and I also study the beauty and wonders of teeth. I do love teeth.

You get to the nirvana of sleep at 11pm? That's an early night to me. I usually get there about two, three am on a good day, waking up at 6 to start the day again. But I get plenty done for the master so if it wasn't for sleep deprivation I would be O-kay. Teeth? The master is intrigued by this. Would you be interested in the pulling out of said teeth, preferably without pain spells?

Without pain spells? My, my, you DO have a devious mind! I might consider it upon the Dark Lord's enemies, though it is relatively commonplace to use a numbing potion for routine extractions.

Ah. We do like the sound of this. I think you could be of great use in the battles to come my fellow. Now, when thinking of his past followers, who would you say you admired more? One can't do much without somebody to look up to.

Of course, the Dark Lord is my ultimate idol, but if I had to choose from his followers, I would probably choose Barty Crouch Jr. He quite cleverly tricked even the most talented witches and wizards of the time into believing he was Moody and was entirely successful in completing what the Dark Lord asked him to do - bring Potter to him without suspicions being raised! Such a talent, that one! And that was after spending a stint in Azkaban! I do admire that!

The Master does admit to having a soft spot for him too. I think that could perchance be down to the fact that his visual charms detract Bella's attention from him for the moment.

He was rather handsome. Though I worry for his safety in Bella's interested in him... she's a loyal Death Eater, but she has a tendency to be a bit... overanxious and overzealous.

I do share your concerns. One can only hope that Rodolphus has a firm grip on her to prevent harm coming to others. Now there are just a few more question before I can allow you to go back to your busy schedule of death defiance. Just a test of your ideals. From which point were you sure of Severus Snape's loyalties and why?

I must admit that I was never sure of Snape's loyalties. While the Dark Lord seemed to trust him, he never seemed quite right to me. A true Death Eater should have kept the ideals and never denounced the old ways. Crouch and the Lestranges all went to Azkaban but never let their loyalty to the Dark Lord waver. THEY were loyal, but Snape always seemed to comfortable in the safety of Dumbledore... As much as Dumbledore was the Dark Lord's enemy, even Voldemort knows he is an intelligent wizard and I found it hard to believe that he would be so easily fooled... Then again, I didn't think it possible of the Dark Lord either. But, he did provide the cause with important accurate information, so I couldnt' help but often feel in agreement with the Dark Lord about Snape. It was an odd situation to be presented with.

It's refreshing to come across somebody who could see through the veil. Although I must concede that although I hid it very well, I was always on the side of the man holding true loyalty to the light. Perhaps I waited for him to be discovered on his own to sweeten the Master's revenge,

Hmmm, if only the Dark Lord had discovered his betrayal before killing him for the wand. At least then his death might have been more entertaining! But alas, he's dead either way, right?

Yeah. Justice was served in the end, even if it left some of the more female of us in mourning for his soul. But I try to keep that part of myself firmly locked away. Now I know that your time is lacking so I shall ask one more question and then bid you adieu. Is there anything you wish to tell another Death Eater, ie. plans, well wishes in battle. Things of that nature?

I would like to say that of all the Death Eaters I've ever met, the ones found in the Graveyard FC are the best and most loyal. Those who lead in this FC are talented and possess skilled minds, something that is admirable in any Death Eater. The members of this FC are surely the most loyal to the cause and the Graveyard wouldn't be the same amazing place it is today without them. OK, enough gushiness. I must run off and study how to remove all the nerves and blood vessels from the inside of the tooth while still leaving the remainder of the tooth itself intact. This stuff is great for manual dexterity... makes me so much more adept with my wandwork.

Well on that note than, I shall bid you adieu. It was wonderful to interview you.

My pleasure! Good-bye faithful fellow Death Eater!

Ciao our wonderful leader of men and women alike!

Inspiring message to leave with. Now if one isn't mindful we must skidaddle as there are evil deeds to carry out, mouths to clamp firmly shut and things of that nature. It has been wonderful to hear about our newest recruit and we hope that we shall be hearing a lot more from you in the future regarding your deeds. Live long and infamously!
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Hello and welcome to another edition of the weekly Gravestone. We are in rather an odd situation presently, the interviewee being in a remote area of the Congo. We are conversing through Owl to bring you the hot gossip in the jungle. There in the midst of the action is our own correspondent and vice President RiddleMeThis aka Nikki!

Hii Bee ;D.

As this is quite an unconventional way of partaking in an interview, the Dark Lord having sent you off on mission thus leaving us with no alternative but Owl responces to one another, we shall be sure to keep the interview as streamlined as possible. So tell me oh humble DE, what does your work for the venerable Voldemort actually entail?

Well, mostly I take care of the Death Eater of the month award, quiet a high rank in the Lord's eye. The other thing I do is voting and help the group decide on what to have or not to have. My other final task is to help out the co-presidents.

Ah. A keen eye for a winner I see. Not many could tell a true and worthy death eater from the pudgy and quite abhorent followers. What do you see to me the true stripes of a Death Eater?

Well, depends if your service is out of passion to the dark arts or cowardice.

Yes. Of course that would be a key trait. I myself have never held much store with these ten a penner fearful fellows. A true Death Eater isn't coerced into joining. Voldemort himself doesn't believe in conscription, but it has to happen to keep the numbers up, I'm afraid.

Mhhmm, it seemed at that time the Imperio curse and Inferi were the best he could use with the numbers being as they were.

*Is hit on the head and budged aside* Inferi and Imperio are not true! The will is what drives a true death eater! Respect my wrath and follow me willingly or you shall al PERI- *Budges Voldy back* Alright Voldy. Go back to your baking. I'll take it from here! *sighs* Just can't get the evil tyrants these days....

Ha, I laugh at that Voldermort. Everyone knows your tricks, so why deny it!? Bee. Your telling me. It seems Voldermort needs a new campaign.

I know what you mean. I tried getting him to follow the Free Kittens with every subscription route but he just kept eating them. In the end I think the RSPCA were starting to suspect something was awry.

Hahhaa, I believe he should straight out what he wants and he needs. Then start a campaign selling mushrooms, its a start.

Well somehow I don't think the Fungi would help his cause. But I can see your angle. As though he were a carnival leader in his red and white clothes and hat with a cane. "Roll up! Roll up! Evil Tyrant searching for a following!" It's all in fun really What, when you have the rare free time without completing your evil deeds, do you do to reduce the evil streak by way of leisure?

I tend to read my favourite anecdote, Ive read it 20 times this month already, I believe it's called, "Pride and Prejuidce", Other than that, I plan to kill muggles.

Literature is an amirable way to spend ones time, although too long lost in it can skew the senses I find.

Never, reality is a chore. Literature is a escape room.

It would really depend on the kind of literature one is forced into reading. Some can simply be an escape to horror itself. Reality sometimes can be the escape. Especially when one is happier in their life at a particular moment. As I am when using my language skills for torture purposes.

You torture me with your language skills? I dont believe that will be helpful to the Dark Lord. Either way, he still speaks the same language as a muggle.

I can't say that I am torturing you, as you are on the same side as myself. Voldemort has never bore witness to my unique style of pain invocation, having left me and my victim to our own devices in the dungeons since he learned of my craft.

Very nice, it seems Voldermort trusts you alot.

He has to. I hold far too much dirt on him for him not to have me by his side. For instance, did you know that on weekens he likes to play Golf? He claims it's practice. But for what I can't fathom It's either playing the sport or watching it on a muggl contraption known as a televibble, or something to that effect. Have you heard of this bizarrity?

Unfortunately, after the previous Owl was dispatched, we lost contact with our DE in the field. One can only hope that it is a loss of communication rather than life. More news on our loyal Nikki if and when received.
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Hello and welcome to another edition of the Weekly Gravestone. Here we have a much anticipated interviewee in the form of Jess aka PhoenizRising. The rather illusive as I like to deem here. First of all, welcome to the show Jess!

*waves hello*

Voldemort must have had you on an interesting and illusive task to make you so hard to come by. it's a shame that he didn't think he could share this with his most trusted secratary. Oh well. I'll fiddle some files later in revenge. Muahaha! What do you normally do for our Dark Lord?

You know - normally notetaking business, making sure the Dark Lord knows what he has done and what is in the planning. But yes, he should have shared more stuff with me.

Voldemort reads those? I proof read, he simply sits there with Mr Bunny, listening to the jist. If it doesn't involve blood shed and battery he just can't take an interest. *Quick interjection* I can take an interest! But who enjoys paperwork? I demand blo- *is foced out of the picture* Yeah yeah. Save it sir! You see his hobby...What are yours?

Oh dear *headdesks* Bloodshed and battery is quite lovely, but personally I am more into the business of repairing & healing people. Hobbies at this time in my life include nothing more than studying really, but I do enjoy viewing movies and reading when time allows.

Ah! A healer by trade! A very worth cause and, believe it or not, vital for us. Obviously can't take our kind to Mungos. I'm guessing you're not squeemish then!

*giggles* Oh not really, actually I quite enjoy the wound care piece.

Very unlike myself, I see. Blood, I can manage without a people. The other bodily "juices" (pus, phlegm and bile to name a few) will send me into a gagging frenzy. Hence why I'm in the field less and in the research labs more. Meh. Somebody has to do it.

Ooh research is still fun, I suppose... and very important *nods* More of an indirect relationship on healing.

I do prefer to know rather than practice. I guess I'd rather know everything than see everything. Much like our Lord. He researches every enemy before attack. Well, I say research. He simply kidnaps one of the side and tortures everything out of them. Sweet really *snicker*

*smirks* AH yes, the torture side of everything. Even in the practice side of healing, we have our share of torturing patients too ... *evilgrin*

Ooo you are evil! I love it! Does this mean that, although I personally am not, you aren't averse to the odd muggle horror movie? I myself am more of a romantic/adventure person, although I will deny this to the hilt if anybody asks.

Of course I'm evil; my hufflepuff exterior is just that: a facade. But like yourself, I'm surprisingly not much into muggle horror movies... I prefer romantic comedies and adventures.

Ah. The proof that Hufflepuff's are not simply dunderheaded "lovelies". How refreshing. It's nice to see that such an evil person can appreciate the more luscious and emotionaly hyped films. Although I do have to admit to catching Voldemort weeping at a rather soppy older film. I forget its name...

Oh really now? I'd love to have a picture or film of Voldemort weeping...

Yes. He was in a rather weakened state after his restoration, having found his emotions intact. The other DEs thought it a hoot to follow hima round, regailing him with stories of lost Puppies and Kittens in river dwelling bags. The Kleenex bill for that month was shocking.

I can imagine the bill.. thank goodness I'm not paying his credit bill! XD

No. Unfortunately he leaves that fun task to me. Oh goody! I'm his secratary in all but name, but I'd rather not have that said name as I prefer my current payment plan and fringe benefits, as I'm sure you do yours.

oh yes, those fringe benefits to add excitement to the deal of working for him.. or is it him working for us.. sometimes i wonder

I sometimes wonder too. I get the feeling that he's simply the face for the bigger coalition. Without his followers he would be nothing.

OH yes, I am glad there is someone who agrees with me

I think of you cut through the err of fear, many would agree with you. Although I'm not quite sure what there is to be afraid of. But then again I see him at his weakest in his pink bunny slippers. You havn't seen fear until you've seen a grown man weep over an empty cookie jar.

Did you just mention cookie jar? oh wait, empty. what kind were they?

Well I heard that is favourite is Oatmeal Raisin, so I can only presume there was a jar wide famine of said flavour. I was fazed though. I much prefer Peanut hehe.

Anyhooo....just a few more questions and we can round this off, as I'm sure your bottom is falling asleep too hehe. Now tell me, what would you say is the most rewarding aspect of your position within the DE?

Oatmeal raisin is good, but so is chocolate chip. Anything with chocolate is good by me

Most rewarding aspect? Hmm, the free cookies doesn't count right?


I'm not a fan of Chocolate, as I'm sure is quite an odd thing lol. But hey, I'm a maverick. Get behind me XD

No. I'm afraid that simple pleasure isn't quite what we mean lol, although it is close hehe

Then I would have to say it's the knowing that I am helping to make a difference in the fan club, by keeping track of the members and the events done

And an important thing that is to us, and is very much appreciated. It cuts down on my paperwork to no end!

Now is there anything you'd like to say to any DE in particular?

*thinks* I want to say something to every DE but it would take another few days, so I'll cut it short:

thank you to DE Tiff for being a fabulous sponsor; all the officers for being a truly amazing team; and lastly thank you to the members!! Because without the members, we would have nothing

A very good message that is! I'm sure the DEs alike shall revere you for it

Now as I have a pile of DE related *yawn* "fun" things to do, I shall have to bid you adieu. I just can't get the staff these days lol

Thank you for your time, and have fun with that! Lol
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