99. Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange tortured Neville Longbottom's parents with the cruciatus curse so badly that it caused them to lose their minds.

100. Voldemort is my Dark Lord! (And I do believe that is the end of this game!)

New game!

I've seen this game in Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. The game is called, "Don't be Silly, everyone knows..." Basically, you state a fact about one of the Death Eaters such as "Bellatrix was the Dark Lord's right hand woman." The next person would then say something ridiculous in response, such as "Don't be silly, everyone knows that Bellatrix loves muggles and would never hurt a flea." Then they put a statement about a Death Eater, and the next person responds with the "Don't be sillly" statement again, saying something ridiculous and putting up another statement, and it goes on and on. This would be "Don't be Silly, everyone knows... Death Eater style!"

Full example:

Bellatrix was the Dark Lord's right hand woman.

Response:

Don't be silly, everyone knows that Bellatrix loves muggles and would never hurt a flea.

Tom Riddle's father was a muggle.

And on it goes, with the next post responding to the above statement with the "Don't be silly" line and adding a statement of their own for the next person to add to.

We will play this game to 100, I suppose, and I will start it off -

Lucius Malfoy thought Arthur Weasley was a fool.

DBSEK Lucius worshipped the ground Arthur walked on!

Fenrir Greyback particularly liked to bit children just for fun.

DBSEK that Fenrir loves children and plays with them at the playground.

Bellatrix hated her cousin Sirius.

DBSEK Sirius was her favorite relative and she showered him regularly with gifts of appreciation!

Lucius treated his house elf Dobby quite cruelly.

DBSEK Lucius would never abuse his house elf!

Bellatrix killed Dobby with a silver knife.

DBSEK she killed him with a rubber spatula!!

Macnair executed animals because he didn't have any humans to prey on.

DBSEK Macnair loves animals so much he works at a zoo!

Voldemort killed the Potters himself.

DBSEK Voldermort was too lazy, he got Dumbledore to do it.



Severus remorsed and when to the light side.

DBSEK Snape is the darkest wizard of all time!

Bellatrix considered herself the most valuable Death Eater, and the most faithful.

DBSEK Bellatrix felt Igor Karkaroff was the most loyal Death Eater!

Wormtail cut off his hand to give Voldemort a body.

DBSEK the Carrows merely liked to tickle children into giggle fits!

The Malfoy Manor was a headquarters of sorts for the Death Eaters.

DBSEK the Malfoy Manor was actually a preschool!

Voldemort always kept his snake Nagini close by.

DBSEK he exiled Nagini to Siberia ages ago!

Quirrell found Voldemort in Albania.

DBSEK she refused to marry at all and lived her life as a spinster!

Voldemort was a skilled Legilimens.

DBSEK that Voldemort doesn't even know his own mind, yet alone anyone else's!

Walden Macnair worked as an executioner of animals for the Ministry of Magic.

DBSEK Macnair ran a pet shop in Diagon Alley!

Snape treated Wormtail with disdain and disgust.

DBSEK Snape looked up to Wormtail as his mentor.

Crabbe and Goyle were two bumbling, not too sharp Death Eaters.

DBSEK Crabbe and Goyle were the two most clever DEs of all!

The Death Eaters were originally called the Knights of Walpurgis.

DBSEK they were called The Wiggles

The death eaters were all branded with a tattoo of the dark mark.

DBSEK they wore matching head bands with walruses on them, not tattoos!

Snape looked like an overgrown bat.

DBSEK that Snape looked like a snapping turtle.

Regulus Black was killed after he decided to quit the Death Eaters and tried to get back at Voldemort instead.