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lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:31 AM

Wipe off the dust and you will find,
an ancient book of a mysterious kind.
A place to record the Graveyard's best,
want to look? Be our guest!

Have you written something you want to share with Graveyard FC members for all of eternity? Did the Graveyard just hold a contest and now all the entries need an everlasting home? Well, you've found just the place!

In the Everlasting Archive, the Graveyard stores some of its finest works! All entries in any contest will be on display here, as well as any work you'd like to submit for all to see! If you'd like to have something you've created displayed here, please send a request via PM to either Slytherin Fox or Bombalurina and they will post your submission accordingly! Enjoy!

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:35 AM

Here is a poem written by A Bit Of Bee And Laurie on 02/27/07.

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Darkness
The moment when one is fully alive
When the silken waves of deep black sky
Lick the soul clean of its sins
A judgement not of purity or hardship
But dignity and willingness to prevail
The words whispered in the midnight air
Chase down the spaces between the notes
Lapping up their evening meal of
Fire and Brimstone
Hell hath no fury like a
Death Eater Scorned

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:38 AM

A Ode to the Vampire submitted by Vladislaus on 03/01/07.

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The Gaior: A long lost epic poem origionally by Lord Byron in 1813.

"But first on earth, as Vampyre sent,
Thy corpse shall from its tomb be rent;
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
And Suck the blood of all thy race;
There from thy daughter, sister, wife,
At midnight drain the stream of life;
Yet loathe the banquet, which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corpse,
Thy victims, ere they yet expire,
Shall know the demon for their sire;
As cursing thee, thou cursing them,
Thy flowers are withered on the stem.
But one that for thy crime must fall,
The youngest, best beloved of all,
Shall bless thee with a father's name--
That word shall wrap thy heart in flame!
Yet thou must end thy task and mark
Her cheek's last tinge--her eye's last spark
And the last glassy glance must view
Which freezes o'er its lifeless blue;
Then with unhallowed hand shall tear
The tresses of her yellow hair,
Of which, in life a lock when shorn
Affection's fondest pledge was worn-
But now is borne away by thee
Memorial to thine agony!
Yet with thine own best blood thall drip
Thy gnashing tooth, and haggard lip;
Then stalking to thy sullen grave
Go-and with Ghouls and Afrits rave,
Till these on horror shrink away
From spectre more accursed than they. "

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:42 AM

The Graveyard hosted a ficlet contest in March 2007. Here are two of its entries:

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"With a swish of his wand, Severus lifts the curse he had placed on Bellatrix. Her actions had amused him greatly. Who would have thought the once mighty Bella would sink so low as to play the Easter Bunny at the villages fete. What was more delicious was the fact that she was forbidden from wearing anything other than Bunny ears to disguise her appearance. "SEVERUS!!!! I am going to kill you!" He hears her cry as she remains tied to the fence, locked in place with a great handful of enchanted children. "We'll see what mood you are in after you have removed the candyfloss from your hair, melted chocolate and sticky lollipop marks from your clothes" he thinks to himself. Ah. Revenge was so sweet. Now all he had to do was get to Lucius Malfoy, right after he purchased the bottle of pink hair dye, that is." -- written by A Bit Of Bee And Laurie.

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"I'm a...hate...maniac, that's for...you."

"You're ruining the song, Bella. Stop fighting and sing." Severus held the Imperius Curse over Bellatrix as she continued.

"And I'm...going to...dancing like I've...pay you vile...never danced before."

"I knew you'd like this muggle song," Severus smirked.

"Just a...wearing...steel-town girl...leg warmers..."

"And don't forget the leotard and Soul Glo, yes. This is for doubting me, Bella. Maybe now you'll learn."

"Stuck...die...in bewteen..."

"Don't mess up your big finale now."

Bella does a Jennifer Biels arch in a chair and her arm twitches as it reaches for a rope.

"Do it!"

She pulls the string and a bucket rigged overhead dumps water on to her face. Severus smirks, still holding the Imperius Curse over her.

"I...hate you...so bad...right now..."

"Now you know how I feel about you. Go clean yourself up."

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:46 AM

In April 2007, the Graveyard hosted a contest with the following prompt:

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You are a Deatheater, and using only one Deatheater, you must plan an attack on a group of 4 Order members. You may use only 5 curses, but it doesn’t matter how many times you repeat a curse.

All Order members must be killed, and the plan must have 10 steps. Most creative murders and the best plan to carry out is what I’m looking for! Good luck!

Here are three of the entries:

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1. Using an invisibility cloak, you sneak into the big DA meeting where the members are plotting to overthrow Lord Voldemort (again!)
2. You whisper the imperius curse to Luna Lovegood so that she comes out into the hallway.
3. Once she is in the hall, alone, you avada kedavra her!
4. After a few minutes, Tonks becomes suspicious and goes looking for Luna.
5. You avada kedavra Tonks as soon as she comes out into the hall.
6. The meeting breaks up, you follow Lupin home and wait for him to change into a werewolf (you know it's that time of month!)
7. You jump in front of Lupin and avada kedarva him. The wolf falls dead!
8. You then trail Mad Eye Moody to his home.
9. You quietly sneak inside his house (very quietly, knowing how paranoid that old man is!)
10. Since you made no sound at all, you can easily avada kedavra him (so much for constant diligence!)

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"This is it?"

"Number twelve, Grimmauld."

"And they're the only four in there?"

"The rest are on a call in Elephant and Castle. I set off some exploding toilets there that'll fight back if you try to lift the jinx."

"We won't be able to apparate in--"

"And I doubt we'll be able to get through the front door."

"So stick to the plan, Sissa. Back window."

"You're going to crawl through the back window?"

"No. You're going to let me in the front door."

"Ever the gentleman, Lucius."

"Now's not the time for manners."

"So what are you going to do, wait here?"

Lucius pulls an invisibility cloak from his robes and waves it in Sissa's face.

"You're a genius."

Sissa sneaks to the back of Number Twelve, Grimmauld and shimmies open one of the windows on the basement level, sliding herself in through it's miniscule frame. She gropes around the cellar before coming upon some dimly lit steps that lead into a kitchen. Still, no one is around. She tiptoes through the empty kitchen and dining room and into the entryway to let Lucius in.

"It was unlocked, you know," Sissa says as she opens the door.

Lucius simply shurgs before removing the invisibility cloak completely and stowing it back in his robes. Before pulling his hand out, he rummages around his pockets and pulls out a roll of duct tape and looks at Sissa. "Are you sure this will work?"

"It's the muggles' universal solvent. Just do it."

Lucius rolls his eyes as he walks over to the portrait of Sirius's mother and duct tapes the curtain to the canvas, making remarkably little noise and managing to keep her curtain pulled. Tiny footsteps could be heard as Kreacher walks into the entryway looking rather smug.

"Is everything in place then, Kreature?" Sissa asks, looking down at the house elf.

"It is. The blood trading scum are in their rooms. They are all waiting to die. My mistress will be pleased."

"Good. Leave us then, Kreacher." Lucius turns to Sissa. "just what has he done?"

"Lupin and Black are tending to the giant bird in one room, Mundungus Fletcher is sorting through his stolen goods in another and Nymphadora Tonks is drawing a bath. All od the rooms have been soundproofed. They won't be able to hear each other die. Tonks is first. I'd really like to catch her with her clothes on, if it's all the same."

Lucius nods and follows Sissa up the stairs to the first door. She clicks the door open and peeks though the crack she's made. Thankfully, Tonks is standing at the sink, fully clothes, washing her face.

"Wait here," Sissa whispers to Lucius before walking into the bathroom.

She clicks the door shut behind her as Tonks rubs soap on her face.

"At least you'll be clean when you die."

Tonks looks up, eyes squinting through the suds. "What? Who's there?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter. Petrificus totalus!"

Tonks went rigid, her eyes wide, soap sliding into them. She began tipping towards the tub, hitting the side and toppling over. She went into the bathwater head first, her feet sticking straight out of the tub. Sissa walks out of the room leaving Tonks to drown in the bathtub.

"One down," she says as she walks out the door, shutting it behind her. "You get the next one."

Lucius nods solemnly and walks to the next door, not even bothering to check inside first. Sissa leans against the wall just outside, waiting for Lucius to emerge. Minutes later, the door struggles to open as Lucius kicks a pile of cauldrons collected at the bottom. He maneuvers his way among them before stepping out and closing the door behind him.

Sissa looks at him, confusion on her face. "What happened?"

"I tried to get Fletcher's wand using Accio. Well, I used the spell but he had something explosive in one of the cauldrons. It went off, as did my aim and, well, instead of his wand, I got the wallfull of cauldrons that were behind him."

"But what about Dung?"

"Oh, he's very much dead. No one could get hit with that much metal and survive. So I had to alter the plan a bit. It still works."

"So how did you come out alive?"

"I ducked."

"Clever. One more room, two more Order members. This one should be fun."

Sissa and Lucius walk to the last door on their list, barging into the room that contained Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and a rather sedate Buckbeak.

"Aww. Looks like poor Black's birdie is sick. Kreacher isn't the best of cooks. Next time, you'd be well advised to not take food from him," Sissa laughed. "Acutally, there won't be a next time for you. Expelliarmus!"

"Expelliarmus!"

Sissa and Lucius shout the spell simultaneously, disarming Lupin and Black. She looks over to Buckbeak and smirks. "Poisons act fast, don't they?"

"What did Kreacher give him?" Sirius snarled as Sissa points her wand in his face.

She shrugs. "Doesn't really matter, does it? Petrificus totalus!"

Sirius goes stiff and falls over.

"Tarantallegra!" Lucius shouts at Lupin adn his legs start to dance manically. "Grab him!"

"Me?! He's bigger than I am. You grab him!"

Lucius grabs onto Remus as his legs flail and brings him over to Sirius, holding him over his rigid form. Lupin's legs pound and dance over Sirius's body, pummeling and stomping him to death.

Sissa shakes her head in mock disgust. "You just killed your best friend. Bad wolfie. Finite."

The spell lifts from Lupin's legs and Lucius Lets go, walking back over to Sissa. "You don't get away with this."

"Oh I think we will, Lupine. Avis!" Lusius shouts and hawks appear, aiming their beaks at Lupin.

As he is being pecked to death, sissa turns to Lucius and asks, "I thought those are supposed to be small, twittering birds."

Lucius shrugs. "Are you complaining?"

Sissa shakes her head as Lupin's dead, pecked body falls lifeless to the floor. They both exit the room and proceed out of the house. Before they disapparate, Sissa walks back up to the house and sticks a note to the door.

Hope you had fun in Elephant and Castle and those toilets didn't give you too much trouble.

PS--Four of the Order are dead. Ta!

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Bella with your skill of the craft
I think that Peter may be daft
So instead I choose you to do my deed
There are four opposites but pay no heed

Step one you must gather up wormwood
Ignite the sprigs (as you should)
Your inscendio charm to lead the way
Step one's magic has been led astray

Step two you shall meet your first opponent
Face him well, your looks to flaunt
His charm is weaker than the power of yours
Avada Kedavra to ease your cause

Step three you must travel through the black
The inky sky aids your attack
The stars will shine to lead your way
Through stormy waters to your affray

Step four she waits but do not fear
Imperio her into submission and draw her near
She shall be useful later on
For poison proves helpful to non

Step five draw hold your wand away
The water is rising, you don't want to stay
You see another, No words he can tell
A rising cheer for the boy in the well

Step six they say it is the worst
But you know better than to believe the curse
Drop the poison to her lips
Take the key as she drops past your hips.

Step seven your task draws to an end
Your words they do offend
Banish the blockade to the bottom of his well
His fateful words never to tell

Step eight the crucial step to fate
Make your move but not too late
Confundus, a charm that serves you well
His confusion draws him down to hell

Step nine claim your prize of stone
Of life's elixer it brightly shone
Accio, my precious one
Come back to me, your work be done

Step ten bid leave
You served me well
Goodbye my servant
Of this, never tell

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:49 AM

A Bit Of Bee And Laurie created this Dark tribute to torture and to the Killing Curse on 04/09/2007.

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It's not what is heard
But what is intended to be conveyed
Snake hisses sounding wordlessly through the darkness
Spell nothing but danger ahead for the one lone traveller
The one with a task no mere mortal could compare
To that of a neutral deed
The cancer that turned you black
Shall not harm you as much as those two words
Avada
Teasing you, I see
Avada
They take pleasure in the taunts that break your soul
Avada
Any moment now
Avada
Avada
KEDAVRA!

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:51 AM

This literary work was submitted by crazy4snape on 06/05/2007.

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Its been a long time
Since I saw the light
Now im in the dark
Vision clouded by pride
My heart was once on my sleeve
now its where no one can see
I've tainted my soul
And set my thoughts free
Now I'm in a world
Of power and might
And as a wise man once said
let your dark side give in
to the power of the
music of the night

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 02:55 AM

In July of 2007, Snitchseeker held an event called 'July Jubilation.' During this event, the Graveyard wrote its own official FanFiction! If you'd like to read an amazing story written with the combined efforts of your peers, then look no further and click here!

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 03:05 AM

The Graveyard held a Valentine-writing contest in February 2008 with the following instructions:

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Simply write a valentine message that would be either from a Death Eater to another Death Eater, from a Death Eater to a non-Death Eater, or from a non-Death Eater to a Death Eater (the choice is yours!) Make sure that your message is at least two sentences long and no more than 15 sentences long. Your message does not have to rhyme (although it certainly can!)

Several officers and sponsors of this Fan Club paved the way with examples of their own to get things started! Co-President A Bit Of Bee And Laurie submitted this Valentine from the Dark Lord to Miss Bellatrix Lestrange:

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To Bella, Love Voldemort

Another sleepless night for me
Was spent in warm seclusion
Watching you as you lay sleeping
Twisted in your confusion
The Azkaban guards, they did not see
Me slip through into madness
It was all I could do to fall at their feet
I reached you with profound gladness
Although they leave the worst of worst
You provide the best
They sap all that they can acquire
And leave us with the rest
They left us with time and thoughts
Of pain I cannot quarrel
But of my deeds I do not repent
For you are my only moral
You may be promised to another
A truth I cannot refute
But it does not hinder my heart to beat
For your light in great repute
What once was left has been destroyed
I am but a shell of a man
But to this, my Bella, I can completely vow
I’ll love you the best that I can

Co-President Slytherin Fox submitted two Death Eater-style Valentines:

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Fenrir, Fenrir, he's so scary
He's the one that's ultra hairy
When you're lying in your bed
Try not to let Fenrir near your head

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Random card from any DE to the Dark Lord -

You look like a snake, I wonder why
You carry yourself with head held high
Though people see you then turn and run
I think I'll stick around and watch the fun.

And finally, three Dark Valentines written by myself (lemondrop13):

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Title: My Dearest Bella
Author: Rodolphus Lestrange

My Dearest Bella - your cruelty shines,
your ability to curse is simple divine.
Your earlobes smell like putrid meat,
such smells make my heart skip a beat.

You adore the Dark Lord more than me,
yet I love your extremist loyalty.
Your frizzy hair is a tangled mess,
and of all Death Eaters I love you best.

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To Voldemort, From Wormtail:
For you, my Lord, on Valentine's Day,
I'd gladly give my other hand away.

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To Wormtail, From Voldemort:
You're weak and pathetic and have no spine,
But you proved yourself useful, my Valentine.

lemondrop13 · 02-18-2008, 03:14 AM

The February 2008 Valentine contest featured three entries from MAthI

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to mah dear snape!
from mathi!

my dearest prince-your hair is black and greasy,
yourare also sooo queasy!
you make awwesome potions,
i wish i could provide you with some lotion.
you hate harry to the core,
but i find something in you to adore!
oo you are really cool and divine,
obviously because you are my valentine!!

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to mah dearest snape
from mathi

My dear Prince,your hair is soo oily and greasy,
sometimes i find you very queasy,
making you angry is really easy,
thinking about you makes me dizzy!
you are the best potions maker i've ever seen,
you are the best person there's ever been,
you are only a bit mean,
i wish you were a king and i your queen!,
you are really sweet and divine,
shall we go out today to dine?
everything will soon be fine,
because you are my one and only valentine!!!

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to Draco
from mathi
My dearest Draco,i love your blonde hair,
the dark lord was really unfair.
your curses are so powerful,
if you leave me it would be dreadful.
you obey the dark lords wishes,
i really hope you were as good in catching fishes,
i wish you'd be mine,
cause your hatred for harry is really divine,
you'll really get him the next time
because you are my valentine!!!

And ~*just_me(lily_evans)*~ contributed to the contest with this submission:

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Title: An Ode to the Dark Lord
Author: Bellatrix Lestrange

Cunning as a snake he is, yet stronger.
Make him wait; he will make you wait longer.
For he is powerful and so deadly
Oh, Dark Lord, I am forever ready.
Ready to follow your ev’ry order,
Your presence makes each day with you shorter.
Your most obed’ent follower I would
Strive to be if you believe that I could.
On this Valentine’s Day you know I send
These wishes that follow the latest trend.
A wish, from me, to win my lord’s great trust.
A wish, to you, to be what something must.
See my devotion to the greatest cause.
Valentine’s Day will pass without a pause.

Camirayaxley offered two Valentines to the contest, the first one being a Valentine haiku from Bellatrix to the Dark Lord:

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Red Eyes Glow With Evil
A Black Heart That Contrasts Quite Nicely
If Only You Could Love

The second was a Valentine written by Pansy Parkinson to Mr. Draco Malfoy

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A sneer that could overshadow the world
Aesthetics that rival a work of art
I melt everytime that acerbic wit is unfurled
Your arrogance captures my heart

You could never be less than beautiful
Even when small and furry you were forced to be
And though you cry in bathroom cubicles
You're the only one for me

With the skill to almost carry out a plan
And the brains to think one up
I think I'm definitely your biggest fan
Even though you're not quite evil enough

I beg you now, for if not, I will surely pine
Do me this service, Draco Malfoy, be my valentine

And what Valentine contest would be complete without two entries by PhoenixRising:

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Title: My Brave Lioness
Author: Severus Snape

My dearest Minnie - you bring such pride with you
The way you carry yourself with dignity and beauty
I'll show you how adventurous I can be,
and the loyalty that I am
When you give your hand to me.

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Title: Endearing sins
To Voldemort, From Jess

My sweetest sin in all eternity,
comes from my undying love for you.
It is that cold, high pitched noise you make
when you're about to kill,
I get all giddy inside and cannot help but grin.
That endearing curse you use on those muggles,
makes me want to hug you.
So if you happen to catch my glance,
just note that I love you, the greatest Dark Wizard, so.

**Slytherin Fox** · 04-03-2008, 03:50 PM

The Imperio:Games! thread featured a Dare game in which numerous members were dared to write some pretty funny stuff! Here is a sampling of their work!

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A four line poem about Fenrir: by Slytherin Fox

Fenrir, Fenrir, oh great hairy one
Biting poor kids is your way of fun
I’d like to take you out on the town
And see you in your fancy gown.

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Japanese Wizard was dared to write a rhyme about Bellatrix's hair and this is what was written:

Bella's hair is as big as a fair! When she stares, not with her eyes, when she stares, its her hairs! Her lair is full of hair but it only belongs to Bellatrix! She is the heir to many people with hair! She only cares for her hairs! Bears are scared of her hairs! She's got pears stuck in her hairs!

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Lemondrop13's Ode to Wormtail

My dearest Wormtail, I adore thee more than you'll ever know. You should have kept your finger and chopped off a toe. Your animagus ability takes my breath away, and your fear of all things keeps mine at bay. Despite all your faults, I love you still. You chopped off a hand to do Voldemort's will. Though you lack courage, strength, and no gall, you're still my favorite Death Eater of all!

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Lemondrop13's Love Letter to Voldemort from Bellatrix:

My dearest Dark Lord,

From the moment you first spoke, "Let's exterminate the Muggles and Muggleborns" I knew it was love. Everyday I pine for you, hoping you'd be as obsessed with me as you are with the cause. Rodolphus has simply too much hair and too big a nose for me, whereas you - oh beautiful you! You're lack of hair and nose is just what I need. Please say you love my enormous hair and flair for the dramatic? I think I might Avada Kedavra myself if you don't!

With the deepest and darkest of love,
yous forever faithful,
Bellatrix Lestrange

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Japanese Wizard's Acronym for Lucius Malfoy

L : lustful
U : urge
C : Canny
I : Ignorant
U : Unemployed
S : Stupid

M : malicious
A : Angry
L : loser
F : Fighter
O : Obnoxious
Y : Yearn

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caseym's Peter Pettigrew Haiku

Peter Pettigrew,
Your silver hand glistens so,
It shines with your might!

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caseym's Poem: Nott

My dearest Nott, you are
The brightest shining star,
Of Death Eaters near and far.
You've been there since the start
and you've since captured my heart,

You fought at the Dept. of Mysteries
And now authors write you into their histories
You were the most loyal DE in the series!
Now I must close this silly little rhyme.
Why, You may ask? Because it's time!

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RiddleMeThis's Song about DEs and the War

There’s a woman crying out tonight
Her world has changed
She asks Severus why
Her only Harry has died
And now her husband cries
She can’t sleep at night

Downtown another day for all the deaths and dies
Another war to fight
There’s no regard for life
How do they sleep at night
How can we make things right
Just wanna make this right

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RiddleMeThis's Love Poem to Severus

Severus,

The sun rises above the hillcrest,
As does the joy of my heart;
Rays of warmth and love,
From you I will never depart.

Fresh dew upon the grass,
Young birds chirp in their nests;
I watch you gently sleep,
My love to you I silently profess.

I enjoy the stillness and calm,
Watching as you smile and dream;
You bring me to stillness and peace,
Like that of a slow flowing stream.

My heart and soul flow with love,
And I smile as I quietly reflect;
I’ve been handed a knight.

A vow to myself I make,
As you quietly sleep away;
To love and always cherish my Knight.,
Until my last breath... until my last day.

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Slytherin Fox's Acronym for Bellatrix Lestrange:

B - Bewitching
E - Evil to the core
L - Lord Voldemort's most faithful servant
L - Lunatic Lady
A - Always ready to fight
T - Terrifying
R - Rudolphus was her husband
I - Insane
X - Xtra devoted to the cause

L - Led the fight for Voldemort
E - Excellent fighter
S - Slytherin to the end
T - Terrorized the Longbottoms
R - Right by Voldy's side
A - Always ready to fight
N - Nasty to tangle with
G - Greedy, I'm sure!
E - Energetic

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Lemondrop13's Bellatrix Limerick

To write about Bellatrix is tough,
For her skin is so terribly rough,
Her hair is so bushy,
Her heart far from mushy,
And her kindness not nearly enough!

lemondrop13 · 05-02-2008, 12:11 PM

To celebrate April Fool's Day, the Graveyard hosted a drabble contest throughout the month of April 2008 with the following instructions:

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Write up a drabble about a Death Eater playing a prank on another Death Eater for a chance to win an awesome matching avatar and siggie and also an exclusive tag!! A drabble is a short story describing an event or a scene in no more or less than 100 words. Make sure your story is exactly 100 words - that's part of the fun! Your prank-story should have a brief title (these do not count in the 100 words).

This contest was quite successful - we had 30 entries! Wanna read em? Well, go ahead!

The following drabble was the winning drabble and was submitted by Senorita Maxie:

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Of Passions Pink

"Lucius?"

"Yes?"

"Your wife sends another owl.”

"I see.”

But, as Severus left, Lucius squealed. Such excitement! Unwrapping the parcel, he fished out -

– Pink boxer-shorts.

An immediate response was written.

"OMGOMGOMG!!! Such a suhweet present, Cissy!!!!! You ALWAYS used to refuse me pink boxer-shorts!!!!!!!

Luciii!!!!!!"

_________________

Midnight:

"I congratulate you on proving it, Severus," Voldemort said gravely.

Bellatrix giggled. "Yes! Who would’ve believed Lucius secretly doted on pink boxer-shorts?"

Severus smirked. "I'm sure Narcissa will be horrified at his note of thanks. Poor Lucius. To think I will never get thanked for fulfilling his most-burning desire."

Voldemort smiled. "Pity."

Proffesor Snape contributed this drabble to the contest:

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A New Do For Severus

"Gah!" Snape gasped, as he frantically clawed at his greasy hair, which was a bright bubblegum pink! The slightly cracked, dusty mirror reflected his horrified look, which turned to one of hatred. He immidiately dressed in his usual black robes, and grabbed his wand, apparating quickly to the Malfoy Manor. The moment he appeared, his colleagues began laughing in hysterics. He fired a shot at the closest one, Lucius, who stopped laughing and pointed somewhere behind him. All the laughing ceased, and the rest of the Deatheaters mirrored Lucius. Severus turned, just in time to see Bella running and giggling.

caseym submitted a total of 7 drabbles to this contest! Here are those entertaining entries:

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Makeover: Snape's Home Edition

Lucius apparated to Snape’s house. He knocked on the door. No answer. He whipped his wand from the end of the cane and muttered, “Alohamora.” The lock clicked open. Looking around he mumbled, “This is so drab, Snape needs to lighten up.” With a wave of his wand everything in Snape’s house was converted to frilly, pink and white nonsense. Lucius giggled and left, locking the door behind him. Snape arrived home a little later to find his home was light and airy…cheerful even. It was disgusting. He knew Malfoy was behind it. “I’ll get you for this!” He screamed.

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Why Bella is so Untidy

Bellatrix tidied her hair for when she would see the Dark Lord. It was in perfect order for once, for the Dark Lord. Suddenly, she felt a prickling sensation along her scalp and raised a hand to find that her perfect hair was standing on end and completely tangled. Lucius appeared in the doorway, wand held towards her. “I am the only Death Eater that’s allowed to have great hair,” he drawled as he entered. Bella was about to reply when the Dark Lord walked in. “Ah, Bella, still untidy I see.” Voldemort stated with disdain. Bella sighed, she'd tried.

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The Case of the Elephant Fountain

Fenrir was tired of having everyone pick on him for being himself. He decided to steal Lucius’s cane and soon discovered the wand within. He laughed gleefully and soon began casting random spells at Malfoy manor. Lucius came home and caught him, “How dare you?! This place cost me millions of galleons to perfect!” As he pulled his immaculate hair, Voldemort showed up. “Lucius, this place is too hideous to hold our meetings in, I mean, seriously….Pink Elephants in the fountain? That is so last year.” Lucius pouted and pointed at Fenrir, “But HE did it! He stole my snaky!”

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Bella's Revenge

Lucius stalked through the manor house, his lovely long blue hair streaming out behind him. Narcissa gasped when she saw his hair, “What happened to you?!” He pointed to his head, “Oh, this? Nothing much…Bellatrix decided I couldn’t be more beautiful than her.” He sat on the sofa to pout. Bella entered the room, grinning at his shiny blue hair, “Oh, isn’t it lovely? That color suits you, Lucius!” She plopped herself down in a chair, “It isn’t permanent you know, it was only a little muggle food coloring…it’ll wash out in a while.” Oh how Lucius loathed her then.

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The Revenge of Rodolphus

Rodolphus had had enough of Bellatrix’s obsession with Voldemort. He quilled a letter to Voldemort, using Bella’s name, stating that she reconsidered and decided that her loyalty needed to remain with her husband, not a bald, once-dead guy. He sent it by owl, then giggled and went to bed. The next morning found a very irate Voldemort in their living room. Bella was crying and begging for his forgiveness, and that she knew nothing of this letter, Rodolphus giggled again and watched the scene. Voldemort raised his wand at Bella, so Rodolphus gave in and confessed, “It was a joke!”

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Frustrated Fenrir

Close to the time of the full moon, Fenrir was getting set up to position himself close to a muggle town in Scotland for when he changed. He moved around his small house getting everything prepared for his return. Suddenly, the door opened and Snape entered. Fenrir blinked at this sudden intrusion and growled his displeasure at the interruption. Snape shrugged, “I was nearby and wanted to give you a little present.” He conjured a box that was as big as Fenrir. Fenrir opened it and was sucked inside, unable to escape and attack the muggles, thus ruining his fun.

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Snape's Makeover

Snape slept soundly in his home in Spinner’s End. Lucius and Narcissa snuck up to the house and made it through Snape’s barriers. They crept into his bedroom and conjured a bowl. Narcissa started working on Snape’s hair as he slept peacefully. He even smiled a little and said something that sounded like, “Lily.” Narcissa quickly finished and turned to her husband who used his wand to gently dry Snape’s hair. They finished their task and left, resurrecting the barriers as they passed. In the morning, Snape awoke to find cutesy poodle curls permed into his once greasy straight locks.

And with a whopping total 21 drabbles submitted, Slytherin Fox amazed us all with the following submissions:

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A Hairy Situation

Snape was sick and tired of all the comments from the other Death Eaters about how bad his hair looked, especially Bellatrix and Lucius.

Being the great potions master, he was able to add a secret ingredient to each of their shampoos.

Lucius was outraged when he, Narcissa and Draco all ended up with coal black hair.

Bellatrix got the shock of her life when she washed her full, curly hair and it came out as straight and greasy as Snape's!

When he saw them, Snape just stared in his usual way and pretended that he didn't know a thing.

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Embarassment at the Ministry

Bellatrix was unhappy with Walden Macnair, he had really been getting on her nerves lately but she was unable to think up a good way to get him back.

Finally, the perfect idea came to her. She decided the time was right to put her plan into action.

Walden was in disguise at the Ministry of Magic, hunting for very important information, when he looked down at himself and realized he was clad in a pretty pink tutu and matching satin ballet slippers!

Everyone who saw him laughed loudly causing him great embarrassment, but no one laughter louder than Bellatrix.

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A Trip to Disneyland

The Dark Lord decided he wanted to have a little fun with the Death Eaters, so he told them he was happy to let them know he was giving them all a vacation.

All of the Death Eaters were excited to be getting a break, but weren't sure what to think when they reached their destination of Disneyland. As they walked through the park, the sound of "It's a Small World" seemed to follow them.

They all continued to walk until they reached Fantasyland and were told they must ride every attraction there. The Dark Lord had commanded.

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Prompted by Jealousy

Rodolphus hadn't received much attention from his wife lately and he was jealous. He decided to owl this note for her:

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"If you want to be the one to capture Harry Potter, he's going to be in Knockturn Alley at midnight tonight.
Signed, A friend."

Bellatrix was intrigued, and appeared in Knockturn Alley that night. Sure enough, there was Harry Potter! "All too easy," she thought.

Rodolphus, who had taken polyjuice potion to look like Harry, turned around and began tickling Bellatrix. "Coochie coo, who loves you?", he said in a giggling voice as he tickled her mercilessly. Bellatrix collapsed!

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Sweet Little Puppy

Fenrir was constantly bragging to the Death Eaters about how he was the greatest werewolf who ever lived, how he had bitten Lupin, blah, blah, blah.

All the Death Eaters were sick of hearing Fenrir's stories. They wanted to teach him a lesson.

One day they slipped Fenrir some polyjuice potion, which turned him into a cute little puppy. This was long lasting polyjuice potio

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