This will be a thread for the lists that we create doing the "101 Reasons..." game. Please no chatting in this thread. It's only for the lists.

1. Because it's so much cooler than being good.
2. You get a cool tattoo if you're evil!
3. You get to meet the famous Dark Lord!
4. Because pink is a banned color (Bella made sure of that)
5. The Mafia looks to you for uniform tips
6. The benefits are good but you don't get life insurance
7. Your boss looks like Aquaman which is perfect for comic book fanatics.
8. You get laugh like a maniac.
9. If unfortune enough to be driving in the muggle world, nobody would have the nerve to tailgate you.
10. You get unlimited stress balls.
11. People would be intrigued to see you star in a Death Eater musical
12. You get to trade in your brooms for private jets.
13. If someone was annoying you, you could just tell the boss.
14. You get to use Unforgivable curses without your peeps trying to tell you otherwise.
15. you get to round up more people to join
16. Crucio is much more fun than water torture.
17. You get to scare people for a living with creeping-you-out masks.
18. No one expects you to do your homework.
19. You get to camp out in the Graveyard
20. You get to be the worlds worst nightmare.
21. You get to defeat Harry Potter.
22. You get scary masks
23. You get to cause chaos at the Quidditch World Cup
24. If anyone budges you in a grocery line you can torture them!
25. Road rage is perfectly acceptable and quite normal.
26. You get to work in secret!
27. You get to work under the most evil lord in 100 years.
28. You get to use the Unforgivable Curses!
29. Masks never go out of style.
30. You always have a Halloween costume handy.
31. If you're lucky, you get to conjure a Dark Mark.
32. With voldie backing you all those DA members will have to kiss butt.
33. Because evil spelled backwards is live.
34. You get to hang with the Malfoys
35. When you join, you get invited to exclusive killer parties.
36. You learn to love the color green!
37. You get to add a touch of evil to your recipes and they taste so much better.
38. You get to be shifty!
39. Looks really can kill
40. You get your very own newspaper. (Which is so much better than the Daily Prophet!)
41. No one minds if you get a little dirty.
42. It's a fact of DE life that your going to get dirty..
43. They have their own line of Ulta Evil Cleaning supplies to clean off said dirt.
44. You get to have secret sleep-overs at Voldie's house.
45. You get special glow in the dark skull stickers.
46. You get to play hide and seek in a graveyard and NOT get into trouble.
47. When someone trys to pinch your cheek you can crucio them.
48. You get a free ticket out of Azkaban when you're freed by your pals.
49. If you have a really ugly zit you can just put on your mask
50. You don't have to compete with your wardrobe with others.
51. You will take over the world!
52. You can take out Ronald Weasley. Permanently!
53. You get to say cool, evil rhymes when you're jump-roping.
54. On St. Patricks day you can go around calling Leprauchans posers.
55. You get to have a cell in Azkaban to show your loyalty.
56. You get to employ the help of evil robot DEs if necessary.
57. You get to use magic before your of age
58. You are not alone.
59. The grass is always greener on the darker side.
60. Your green shooting star can't fall.
61. The Dark Side has cookies. Always a plus.
62. You get really sexy cars... and you don't have to pay full price.
63. You don't need a mirror any more.
64. You get a theme song called Avada Kedavra.
65. You get to slink, creep, ooze and any other evil sounding walk.
66. If you see anybody with a mowhawk get to shoot them.
67. If you see an animal, which you think is an Auror, you have the courage to kill it.
68. You make the breaking news.
69. Evil minnie men think your a god.
70. You get to have sleep-over parties in the Riddle house!
71. The Graveyard is your home.
72. Death is your food.
73. You can torture or kill people who annoys you.
74. You get to know what's happening in the Ministry if your sneaky enough.
75. You can be nice.
76. If you're evil enough, you get to be on the front page of the Daily Prophet.
77. We get awsome pension plans and benefits.
78. For being a loyal Death Eater, you get snuck out of Azkaban by your fellow friends.
79. If you want special root beer made you just have to ask Severus nicely.
80. You get to use fancy words to get what you want.
81. Nobody forces you to do anything you don't want to do. except voldie.
82. Dr. Evil is the resident surgeon.
83. Some time around Easter, you hide petrified people in the garden.
84. It doesn't matter what anyone else (except the Dark Lord) says. You make all the rules.
85. You could drink all the red bull you want
86. If someone dosn't WANT to give you red bull you can kill them
87. If you don't want to work for a living you don't have to.
88. You keep wondering why Barney is on your side.
89. You can get Dora and make her turn little kids evil.
90. In front of your house there are beware of death eater signs posted.
91. No one looks at you funny if you use an unforgivable curse... they expect it!
92. Chances are, your children will carry on your tradition of evilness.
93. You get your own yacht courtesy of Voldemort Inc.
94. You excel in the Dark Arts and can't stand anyone who doesn't appreciate them.
95. You're always plotting revenge against someone.
96. You know traditional spells like Crucio.
97. Horror movies are simple comedies to you.
98. Your bad moods can rightly be taken out on others without complaint.
99. You get green leather belts with a silver snake buckle covered with diamonds.
100. Your from Slytherin house
101. Muggle serial killers come to you for advice.

1. Lucius can't get his snakey cane through the airport metal detector and Barbados has already banned it because he went Tonya Harding on the pool boy with it.
2. The Dark Lord just doesn't look that great in a pair of Speedos!
3. The tourists play the bagpipes in public while others try to do highland dances.
4. Voldemort doesn't like all the noisy kids running around the place.
5. Bellatrix can't figure out a good place to hide her wand while she's trying to sunbathe. (You never know when you might need to use the good old Avada Kedavra!)
6. A red sunburn on green skin. Need I say more?
7. Voldemort's cold heart seems to be warmer because of the temperature rising higher each day.
8. The sun reflecting off of McNair's axe blinds all.
9. They get blinded by the heat of the shiny non-evil sun.
10. Little babies run around naked.
11. The pools are filled with kids. *Needs to have it all to themselves*
12. People are happy and rambunctious.
13. Something (or someone!) might melt in the heat.
14. Even with all the magic in the world, they still can't keep the ice cream from dripping out of the bottom of the cone.
15. It's hard to find a parking place.
16. The kids all try to bury Voldemort in the sand.
17. The chlorine turns the Malfoys' heads green.
18. It's hard to tell the difference between mudbloods and muggles.
19. The theater is crowded with Muggles!
20. Flip flops just aren't threatening enough.
21. You can't get an evil cocktail!
22. Hawaiian shirts and shorts just don't pose a scary enough image.
23. Voldemort has to put on sun screen to keep his skin so pale.
24. Everyone keeps trying to put Mickey Mouse ears on Voldemort. He doesn't appreciate it.
25. Bellatrix is asked all summer if he'd like to buy some cookies by the Girl Scouts. (She doesn't want cookies!)
26. The lines at Disney World are just too long.
27. The fair grounds are way to crowded to have secret meetings.
28. Bellatrix can never figure out why her self tanner turns her orange.
29. Cocky teenagers are out of school.
30. The Death Eaters are scared of the roller coaster.
31. It's way to hot to go outside.
32. The robes hinder their volleyball-playing abilities.
33. Flip flops were probably dumbledores invention
34. Moody may have invented sunglasses.
35. There's nothing intimidating about smelling like Off! and citronella.
36. Because ... it's the sun. Have you ever heard about the Death Eaters hanging out when it's light outside?
37. After summer is over you have to start working again.
38. The lines at Space Mountain are just waaaaaaaay too long.
39. They are afraid of the Song of the South characters inside Splash Mountain.
40. The kids are home.
41. The kids keep peeing in the pool.
42. Shopping Carts Dent your car because Tourists 'don't' have 2 seconds to put them away.
43. The prices at all of the vacation spots always seem to go up during the summer.
44.You spend a fortune on icecream...
45. Bugs are just too small to target with an AK curse and fly swatters are just too embarassing to use.
46. The mosquitos seem to have a particular fondness for the Death Eaters!
47. Bellatrix gets even crankier with a sunburn.
48. Drinking too many beverages in the heat slows the Death Eaters down (too many stops!)
49. Death Eater roadtrips are oxymorons.
50. With robes on, they all sweat like pigs(ew?)
51. They all hate summer blockbusters.
52. Black isn't a good choice for summertime clothing.
53. The beachballs clash with the air of death they have.
54. Not being able to conjure the dark mark because all the muggles that well think what a cool firework.
55. Humidity and Lucius's hair just aren't the best of friends.
56. They have to go summer shopping.
57. McNair insists on wearing a Speedo.
58. Mosquitoes are activly biting the deatheaters.
59. Tourists would rather watch the Death Eaters than the sights.
60. Snape can't dive in the pool because of all the muggles who dive after him to give him a hug.
61. The Death Eaters can't go swimming because their hoods will be filled with water.
62. The Dark Lord hates the smell of citronella.
63. The light burns................
64. All the teen age girls will not stop drooling over Lucius.
65. Goyle keeps throwing up on the roller coaster.
66. Their secret meetings keep on getting distracted by the Girl Scouts, which they always have to by cookies from because of Peter.
67. It is hard to find a place to have a meeting because all the night parties.
68. The Dark Makrs blend in with the fire works on the 4th of July.
69. Crabbe is just a little too fascinated with sparklers.
70. The cruise ship the Death Eaters are on have found the horcruxes, and now want to use them in their scavenger hunt.
71. Lucius refuses to wear goggles when he's on the Sea Doo because they crease his hair.
72. Bella can't understand why all the muggle boys think she's hot.
73. Voldemort can't play in the sprinklers without being noticed.
74. People mistake Fenrir Greyback for the family pet.
75. Voldemort just can't grasp the concept of barbeque.
76. Goyle is caught swimming with a life jacket.
77. Voldemort gets sinus headaches every time a thunder storm rolls in.
78. Every time lightning hits, the Death Eaters think they're being attacked by the Order.
79. Voldemort refuses to go to Florida because he's afraid of the hurricanes.
80. The Death Eaters think that the children at the pool are Aurors. They suspect that one of those Aurors is Tonks.
81. The Death Eaters are terrified of the dolls and teddy bears they see kids carrying around, they give them nightmares!
82. Voldemort hates the smell of sunscreen.
83. The Death Eater's can't have their secret meetings in the cabins in the summer.
84. Lucius throws hissy fits every time they go camping--nowhere to plug in the hairdryer.
85. Some movie fans thought the Death Eaters were extras for some of the dead pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean.
86. No one can tell the difference between Disneyland and Disney World.
87. The Death Eaters refused to leave the Haunted Mansion, and security had to come after them.
88. All the goths wanting to know where the got the cool masks and robes.
89. Lucius just can't get the hang of boogie boarding.
90. Some sales guy keep trying to get the Death Eaters to visit his store, Snakes R Us.
91. All the tourist thinking they are just putting on a show for them.
92. Voldemort can't stand the loud party music at night.
93.Tourist always wanting to give them money.
94. They can't tell the difference between the bad sunburn on their arm, or their Dark Mark burning.
95. People keep try to give Bellatrix money and stuff because they think she is a bag lady.
96. Kids keep asking the Death Eaters about their being in a goth rock band.
97. Rodolphus keeps urging Bella to 'get some sun.'
98. To many kids asking snake questions about Voldemort, like does he eat rats, does he shed ...etc.
99.The fearless Voldemort is afraid of the Tower of Terror.
100. People keep asking if they also do birthday parties.
101. They're just not all that fond of monsoons and hurricanes.

1. After the house elves rake the leaves, they love to jump in the piles.
2. All the scary costumes on Halloween make the DEs feel right at home.
3. The cooler weather allows them to wear more concealing clothes, and therefore they stand out less.
4. They get to scare children without getting into trouble for it.
5. They get to make scary pumpkin faces.
6. Bella's pumpkin pies are just to die for!
7. Bellatrix and Fenrir get to shine with their pumpkin carving abilities!
8. For Lucius, there's finally an excuse to wear make-up!
9. The DE's can win a costume contest without having to change their regular clothes!
10. For once, Voldemort gets to blend.
11. Fenrir can go to the local pub during full moon without scaring the entire crowd.
12. It's time for the annual Azkaban Halloween Jam!
13. The autumn colors (red, brown, etc.) look so nice on the Malfoys.
14. Apple cider is the uncontested ruler and master of the universe. Voldemort says so.
15. They get to go trick or treating and stuff themselves on candy.
16. There's always the annual Butterfinger/3 Musketeers duel between Bellatrix and Lucius.
17. This is the season where Voldie gets so stuffed with circus peanuts that he has to be physically carried from the room!
18. The Death Eaters always forget that licorice doubles as a laxative and just can't get enough of it. Eww.
19. The DEs have a whole new arsenal of weapons - gourds and pumpkins! (They bounce off heads quite nicely.)
20. Evil is finally in fashion!
21. The DEs are all bringing sexy black!
22. It gives McNair an excuse to wear glitter.
23. No one blames Narcissa Malfoy for not having a tan.
24. Snape can finally go heavy on the eyeliner.
25. Fenrir can really reverse roles and dress as one of the three little pigs.
26. With Rodolphus as the wolf and Lucius and Bellatrix as his pork counterparts!
27. Then you have the Dark Lord and Nagini dressed as Dr. Evil and Mini Me!
28. Lucius has an excuse to dress stylishly in autumn colors
29. Harry Potter becomes more paranoid because all of the neighborhood kids are dressing up as Death Eaters and Dementors.
30. But then Harry's paranoia reaches a new level when some of the Death Eaters dress as members of the Order! (teehee!)
31. The Order then gets all confused and starts cursing each other. What a tither!
32. Because the new oh-so-pretty colours of the leaves go well with their seasonal outfits.
33. Bellatrix can burn her pumpkin pie candle any time she wants to!
34. Death Eaters have an excuse to use Polyjuice Potion.
35. Duels galore over warm versus cold apple cider.
36. The Dark Lord gets to have final say over whose pumpkin pie really is the best!
37. Fenrir's apple pies are just to die for!
38. Rodolphus can coat caramel apples faster than anyone!
39. Who can resist those country fairs?
40. Bella can bring out all her dark colored Amish quilts that she's collected.
41. Arts and crafts time!
42. Gourd craft is very much the thing amongst the Death Eaters.
43. It gives Rodolphus an excuse to walk around wearing a sheet over his head.
44. Voldy gets to pretend he's Captain Jack Sparrow!
45. Voldemort dresses up as Hugh Hefner and the Death Eaters get to be his Playboy Bunnies...much to the chagrin of the male members...
46. Candy is so easy for DE's to spike with potions of all sorts...
47. Bellatrix loves dressing up as Cruela Deville.
48. Lucius makes a great Bugsy Siegal (gangster from the 20's)!
49. The whole Death Eater clan can dress up as the Bonanno crime family.
50. Narcissa dresses as that crazy woman from Fatal Attraction.
51. Voldemort finally gets to play with wigs...and have a legitimate excuse for it!
52. Nagini loves to be dressed up in a costume and be taken trick or treating!
53. Candy-trading is a favorite pasttime amongst the Death Eaters.
54. Narcissa and Bellatrix can play tricks on the other Death Eaters by slipping love potions and things into their candies.
55. Mischief Night is a favorite night amongst the Death Eater clan.
56. Though the Death Eaters love to receive treats, they would much rather play tricks!
57. Fenrir Greyback has a strange affinity for silly string.
58. Instead of a dunking booth, the Death Eaters start a booth where gourds are aimed at the target's head.
59. There's a competition to see who can build the biggest pumpkin tower.
60. Bella can do a perfect turkey gobble!
61. All of the Death Eaters like to force Narcissa into pie eating contests just to see her mess her face.
62. The Death Eaters all enjoy a good sleep after eating too much turkey.
63. They all view Halloween as the turning point into the Christmas season.
64. The Death Eaters all wanted to have roles in the Nightmare Before Christmas.
65. They all get to goof around with plastic vampire fangs.
66. The Death Eaters don't have to spend any money to be scary!
67. Greyback gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Monster Mash.'
68. Macnair loves to dress as the Purple People Eater!
69. Wormtail tries to play the Headless Horseman but fails miserably, resulting in laughs from everyone else.
70. Lucius appears with a large Raven on his shoulder, trying to re-enact the Edgar Allen Poe piece.
71. Bellatrix makes Rodolphus dress up as Frankenstein's monster while she plays the good doctor.
72. Voldy once dressed as Snow White, with Nagini as one of the seven dwarves.
73. They like how the changing colors of the leaves compliment their eyes.
74. They all revel in Indian summers.
75. They all get that wind-blown hair look.
76. They all love to play in the hay.
77. They enjoy apple picking in the orchards. Then Bella makes a nice apple pie!
78. Then Voldie and Nagini eat up all the apple pies and sit around, too full to move.
79. But first they wash the pies down with steaming mugs of warm apple cider.
80. They travel to the states to go to the Eastern States Exposition. They can't miss the free concerts.
81. They enjoy strolling through the park as the leaves whirlwind around them
82. The Death Eaters all enjoy Oktoberfest.
83. The Death Eaters like to curl up around the fire and listen to Voldie tell happy stories - that scares the heck out of them!
84. The Death Eaters love to try to scare each other with ghost stories.
85. They always play "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board" at slumber parties
86. They love mall shopping during all the big fall sales!
87. Lucius secretly likes back to school shopping with Draco. He has a thing for quills.
88. The Death Eaters love gathering small nuts and acorns to throw at one another and play games with.
89. Two words--crab apples.
90. And those little burrs on sycamore trees can provide hours of fun for the Death Eaters.
91. They try to create O-rings with the mist from their breath.
92. They love the noise the dry leaves make when they crumple them.
93. They dress up as scarecrows and freak out the crows.
94. They love to play dunking games, throwing pumpkins instead of balls.
95. They can't get enough of peak.
96. They love putting hollowed out pumpkins on each others' heads.
97. They always hold their annual tupperware party at this time of year!
98. Now is the perfect time for Bellatrix to hold her Pampered Chef party, what with all the cooking and all.
99. And of course the Death Eaters all love their Party Lite party, especially Bella!
100. It's flu season and they enjoy getting vaccinated.
101. They've unanimously decided that Halloween is the best holiday of the year.

1. Because they get to throw snowballs at each other.
2. They can make snow sculptures of Voldermore.
3. Voldie can freeze himself easily if he starts to thaw.
4. Because the cold strengthens the Death Eaters.
5. Because Voldemort likes to wear his purple wool scarf and matching ear muffs.
6. They can make snow Aurors and then demolish them.
7. The Death Eaters find it cool to blow smoke patterns with their breath.
8. The Death Eaters can make a ice masks.
9. Bellatrix loves to make snow cones and use her special flavorings.
10. Death Eaters love snow because they can make it black snow.
11. If all else fails and they somehow lose their wands, they can use pointy pieces of ice as weapons.
12. Voldermort sits on a throne of ice.
13. Death Eaters can make Snake fireworks.
14. Death Eaters can make Snow Vampires.
15. Bellatrix has declared herself the evil Ice Queen.
16. Barty Crouch Jr made a tardis out of ice.
17. because then they wont have to use the freezing charm
18. On the day of Christmas, there present to each other is the 'Crucio' curse.
19. Because the Dark Mark tattoo won't hurt as much.
20. 'Morsemorde' is most powerful at this time.
21. because Voldemort has the most nerves then.
22. The Aurors hibernate in the Winter.
23. Harry Potter is not in Hogwarts
24. Dumbledore gets cold at this time of the year.
25. Because they get to burn houses for warmth.
26. They trade Muggle bodies for christmas presents.
27. Because they get to look paler than before
28. They get to buy lots of choclate for me.
29. Winter white is always a great color choice for Lucius and Narcissa.
30. Voldie dresses up as Santa.
31. They enjoy making muggle cookies.
32. They get to wear socks. Everywhere.
33. They can hide under the snow and then jump out unexpectedly.
34. Two words--ear muffs
35. They have a reason to party.
36. They like to make fun shapes out of their breath in the cold air.
37. They can eat choclate chip cookies, shaped like hearts.
38. They prefer long-sleeves to cover their Dark Marks in public.
39. because they can take long walks without the aurors finding them.
40. Voldermorts birthday is in the winter
41. Because Belatrix likes catching snowflakes w/her tongue
42. Voldermort loves to wear red dresses
43. Lucius looks good in fur!
44. Dumbledore is weaker at this time.
45. Because pretty things like flowers and butterflies are nowhere to be seen!
46. They use muggle bodies as fuel for the fire.
47. The Death Eaters enjoy warm drinks from Starbucks.
48. Gives them an excuse to eat marshmellows.
49. They enjoy hottubbing during snowfall.
50. They can enjoy foodfighting!
51. They enter igloo building contests.
52. They love chucking coal at each other.
53. They enjoy snow shoeing.
54. They love to hate posting the long list.
55. Wormtail is an excellent cross-country skier!
56. so they can make snow angels of death
57. They can eat Worms for breakfast.
58. They like the way the Dark Mark glistens in the wintery night sky and reflects off the snow.
59. They love to give RiddleMeThis there Darkmark at this time of year.
60. They enjoy ice fishing in one of those ice house igloo type things.
61. They get to wrap Voldie up for each other.
62. They get to fill their each other's stockings with all kinds of little torture devices.
63. It gives them a reason to be extermely excited
64. The Malfoys sit inside and play board games together.
65. Should it get too cold, Fenrir does double duty as a warm coat.
66. Cos it's Nagini and Voldemort's favourite type of weather- these cold-blooded creatures detest the heat
67. The white snow outlines black cloaks nicely.
68. Narcissa knows that white never goes out of style.
69. Voldie likes to part-ay.
70. The screams of their victims cause mists from their breath and look way cool!
71. Bella gets more crazy at ths time.
72. So the death eaters can get free water.
73. The Death Eaters can hunt for each others Mark.
74. Because Lord Voldemort likes to walk on snow.
75. The have a reason to put the fire on.
76. Because they wont have to pay so much on the bill as much as they had to during Summer.
77. Burger King is cheaper, so Voldie gets his lunch cheaper.
78. Voldie just loves them for the toys in the Kids Meals
79. So Voldy can make excuses saying that the dark mark is a Christmas decoration.
80. No one notices how pale the Death Eaters are in the wintertime.
81. They get to be in debt.
82. Bellatrix needs to work on her Snowboarding skills.
83. Snow dogs shred their fur at this time.
84. Snowflakes look nice in Lucius' hair.
85. The Death Eaters are nearly invisible in a blizzard.
86. They prefer the barreness of winter to the green of spring.
87. Everything around them seems to be so - dead!
88. Everyone acts dead to Voldermorts Avada Kedavra.
89. They all take a trip up to the mountains and go snow tubing.
90. Voldie knows that Riddle will over rule Tiffie's post count
91.Voldemort can look at Riddle and say, "Real cute tactics. Too bad she isn't competing! MUAHAHAHA!"
92. Riddie goes in a huff, "Im not cute!" and elf slaps Voldermort.
93. Voldemort gets angrier in the winter when he gets slapped so he casts the Killing Curse with ease!
94. Riddie uses a mirror to reflect the Lord's killing curse.
95. Voldemort gives up on curses and just pushes Riddle face-first into the snow.
96. Riddie giggles and takes Tiffany with her into the snow. Voldermort loves snow!
97. Death eaters may make Riddie write lines until she learns to spell Tiffanie's name correctly.
98. Death Eaters think Riddie's second mum is cruel.
99. The Death Eaters are often correct about those sorts of things
100. They get to make a list and check it twice.
101. They enjoy counting to 101 more in the winter time!

1. Prunes the roses in his garden.
2. 2 words: Expressive Dance.
3. Curls up on the couch and watches romantic comedies.
4. Reads the comic books.
5. Teaches his daughter Dark Magic.
6. Googles all his death eater friends.
7. works out at a gym
8. knits and crochets stuff for the other Death Eaters
9. Takes his pet basilisk for a slither...
10. Goes to the Scrapbook Expo and learns new scrapbooking techniques.
11. Tries to grow back his hair!
12. Rearranges the furniture in his home
13. Watches the teletubbies on TV.
14. Puts on a pink frilly apron and bakes chocolate chip cookies.
15.puts on a tutu and learns how to do the ballet
16. Paints portraits of dark creatures.
17. Tells Tiffany off.
18. Does oil paintings on velvet
19. Makes Riddie write Tiffanie's name with the correct spelling 100000 times!
20. Works on his tell all autobiography
21. Stalks the S.S. Members
22; He prays xD!
23. He does Tae Bo with Billy Blanks.
24. Reads Manga.
25.He learns to play the harp!
26. Enters his name into internet search engines to catch up on all the gossip, and to see how he is faring in the Top 100 Hottest Evil Doers this week, cursing Stalin and Pol Pot for being ahead of him.
27. Completes Sudoku puzzles in the newspaper.
28. Then spends the rest of the evening thinking "Now what was the point of that?"
29. Runs a dog-walking business.
30. Writes short stories for Woman's Own magazine.
31. Runs a mail order course on how to become a death eater
32. Goes to renaissance faires.
33. Reads all the books for Oprah's book club.
34; He polishes his wand.
35. Opens a little stand where he does temporary tattoos with the Dark Mark.
36. Goes to Muggle kids' playgrounds and slides on the slides.
37. Holds bake sales to raise money for new DE uniforms.
38. Take Muggle Studies Classes (that's his dirty little secret of course)
39. Makes jewelry out of beads and wire.
40. Use a product to make his hair grow.
41. Lights candles and takes an aromatherapy bath.
42. Bakes cookies for Muggle Orphans
43. Prank calls muggles.
44. Get a tan
45. See's a pychcyatrist about his anger issues.
46. Is an extra in various movies.
47. Practices his opera skills.
48. Writes to "Dear Abby" and asks for advice on various social issues.
49. Trains penguins to tap dance.
50. Sews pillows for the Slytherin Common Room (ever wonder why everything's so new there? Now you know) and he hand embroyders the Slytherin crest on the pillows.
51. Waters his hanging plants.
52.Lerns to knit socks from hermione!
53. Refills all his mechanical pencils with graphite.
54)writes his autobiagraphy!
55. Gets a nose job.
56. Goes onstage to perform as the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera on broadway, 3 nights a week
57. Plays minesweeper. Merlin, that game is addicting...
58. Plays the Order of the Pheonix game on the PS2 (but is having trouble with finishing the homework for Professor Snape)
59. Joins me in lecture on Renal pathophysiology.
60)does the cha-cha-cha!!!
61. Learns a new language
62. Eats Dove chocolate bars and salt and vinegar potato chips (like me!)
63. does the robot dance!
64. Lays in bed and counts penguins.
65. Makes art out of jelly belly beans.
66. Walks around in his bathrobe singing Princes of the Universe by Queen
67. Does his laundry!
68. Copies Travolta's dance moves from the movie Saturday Night Fever.
69. Decorates his house for whatever upcoming holiday approaches.
70. Auditions for American Idol.
71. Creates a character and RPs in the Snitchseeker School RPG.
72. Wonders how to become a SS Mod. XD
73. He puts his left foot in, he takes his left foot out...
74;... and he ran away with the spoon.
75. Studies to become a travel agent.
76)tries to become spiderman
77. Eats McDonald's french fries with lots of ketchup.
78; Plays with his pink umbrella.
79. Goes cliffdiving into really shallow water.
80. Tries to become British prime minister
81.Goes shopping
82)counts the stars!
83. Makes Valentines for the members of the FC!
84; Give his members and Officers a kiss each and every week.
85. Attends Weight Watcher meetings and becomes motivated.
86. Watches Martha Stuart and learns how to make fun home decor from pinecones.
87; Voldermort and Snape wonder why the numbers are wrong.
88. Does sudoku, logic problem and word search puzzles.
89. Puts ice on Tiffanie's black eye.
90. Helps Linda rank the Death Eater applicants for the Graveyard (who better?)
91. Starts brainstorming for another 101 Reasons to add to the list.
92. Tries to become a house guest on Big Brother.
93. Stares at a picture of Mr. Clean while shaving his head.
94. Tries out different toothpaste flavors.
95. Makes himself a delicious stromboli.
96. Goes to Bath and Body Works to stock up on all the great January sale items.
97. Studies sleep and then takes a nap.
98. Goes to a crab feed and pigs out.
99. Makes mountains out of molehills.
100. Enters a bowling tournament.
101. Plans it so that Jess could be the 101st thing he does when he's not busy (and the first for her)

1. They have to send Riddie Jester outfits.
2. They like to pretend they don't like the color pink, although they secretly look good in it!
3. They get to send cards of how the hate love each other.
4. They don't like how all the chocolate they eat goes to their hips!
5. Its too emotional for them.
6. They despise that little porker Cupid.
7.they hate all those heart shaped ballons
8. They don't want to see Hallmark make a profit.
9. Voldie goes Moldie.
10. Voldemort makes all the DEs speak only via conversation hearts.
11; They are named Love Givers
12. Bellatrix sings dark love songs to the Dark Lord, causing bleeding ears.
13. Nacrissa ends up giving a Valentines presents to Draco instead of Luicius.
14. Penguins don't dance on Valentine's day.
15)Snape ends up seeing lockhart and his stupic valentiens decoration again!!*cause he is the interior designer
16. Lucius hates when the DEs string pink and red streamers from his very expensive chandeliers.
17. The word love makes them feel all gooshy inside.
18. Voldemort makes Wormtail wear a diaper and shoot poisoned arrows at Muggles.
19. Bellatrix isn't a very cooperative date for the male Death Eaters.
20. The holiday epitomized all that Voldemort has never known and cannot compete with.
21. They dont like the cards.
22. They get purple frizzbe's thrown at them!
23. Bellatrix is allergic to Ferrero Rocher.
24. Narcissa always whines to Lucius that he isn't romantic enough.
25. Those bloody Weasley Love Potions Make them sick!
26. Draco's Valentine is Pansy - no wonder he hates Vday!
27)V-day reminds Lucius of his bad luck!!
28. Pink doesn't really work for Narcissa's skin tone.
29. Bellatrix is never in the mood for a romantic dinner with her hubby.
30. Fenrir refuses to trade kissing for biting.
31. McNair couldn't even get a date if he wasn't a deatheater.
32. The Carrows get stuck spending the holiday with each other... ugh!
33. Voldemort wouldn't know real love if it bit him right on his snakelike nose!
34. The DEs cursed Madam Puddifoot and now she won't let them in her cafe!
35. DE's seem to get over-emotional.
36. Fenrir Greyback looks ridiculous carrying heart-shaped red balloons.
37. Regulus was caught dancing one too many times in Voldies' pink undies.
38)because voldemort cant smell roses cause he has only slits for a nose
39. Igor Karkaroff is dead - tough to enjoy V-day when you're dead.
40. Because the Death Eaters have a hard time finding just the exact sentiments they want to express on a Hallmark card.
42; Bellatrix married a twix bar; sorry she's taken.
43. Barty would rather brew polyjuice potion than icky love potions!
44. Love potions are illegal and highly potent - avada kedavra is quicker.
45. Pink doesn't really go well with Voldemort's skin tone.
46. The Valentine's Day cards are out of the budget for the year.
47. They dislike listening to love songs on the radio all day.
48)The DE wouldnt get pink DE robes anywhere.
49. Igor Karkaroff's cane plays "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" everytime it hits the floor - you'd hate it too after awhile!
50. They wouldn't want their fabulously,evil, reputation to be spoilt by silly traditions, would they?
51. Draco is allergic to conversation hearts.
52. Those little pink heart bath soaps make the Malfoys skin itch.
53. Wormtail confused a heart ballon on a stick for his wand and popped his balloon casting Avada Kedavra!
54. Death eaters are allergic to chocolate... (pity, right?)
55. Alecto Carrow prefers St. Patrick's day because she looks better in green.
56. Lucius can never get his hair to curl just right...
57. The idea of handing out paper Valentines to his DE followers makes Voldemort nauseated.
58. The FDA has banned death eaters from handing out poisoned apples as Valentines.
59. Voldie's a fighter, not a lover.
60. Voldemort is dead, which makes it kind of hard to celebrate the holiday.
61. Wormtail's nails are too long to unwrap any of the chocolates he receives.
62. Bellatrix finds it difficult to groom herself.
63. The sound of "My Funny Valentine" makes all the Death Eaters ill.
64. The DE find it ridiculous to present each other with gifts.
65. Because Rodolphus believes the holiday is much too feminine for his manliness.
66)Because The DE have got tired of the coulor pink.
67. It's hard to celebrate love when you're filled with so much hate.
68)because Snape is forced to wash his hair on that day!
69. Snape doesn't like any show of emotions whatsoever.
70)Because Lucuis has to work out to fit into his valentine robes!
71. Because Lucius refuses to take Narcissa to the resort in Greece.
72)Draco finds it hard to go out with what looks like a pig in a wig!
73. Goyle is too clueless to know what date it is!
74)Wormtail is shorter than his date.
75. Gibbon breaks the camera whenever they take his Valentine photo.
76)Crabbe dosent know the spelling of valentine
77. Valentine's makes Draco giddy and then he passes out.
78)Narcissa finds it hard to make lucius remember valentines day.
79. It's hard to put up Valentine decorations in the Graveyard in the dark...
80)Draco hates the stupid perfume Pansy uses.
81. Draco's wife doesn't like the fact that Pansy still sends him Valentine's cards.
82. They don't want to be forced to decorate their Dark Marks with pink hearts.
83. Voldemort doesn't look very scary with pink eye.
84. Fenrir has a very hard time finding a woman to shower gifts upon.
85. Bellatrix is incapable of feeling any emotion for her husband.
86. Narcissa is constantly jealous that Lucius spends more time with the Dark Lord than with her.
87. Fenrir thinks blood tastes too sweet once his victims have eaten all that V-day chocolate.
88. Walden Macnair is way too tall to make a good cupid.
89. Gibbon sweats profusely and makes the women sick to their stomachs.
90)Mancair constantly offer his valentine to cut her nails with an axe.
91. Regalus chooses a Valentine and then gets scared and changes his mind.
92. Voldemort isn't romantic and can't decide who he wants to pen his words for him on his valentines.
93)voldemort dosent know how make dinner for his valentine
94. The DEs don't get a chance to actually enter our Valentine's Day contest!
95. Whoever is dressed as cupid constantly tries to shoot the bow and arrow.
96. The DEs didn't get any Valentines from the Mixed Up Owl!!
97. Voldemort never has any valentines.
98)The DE find it hard to rhyme words to make a poem for their valentines.
99. Voldemort says that celebrating Valentine's Day makes him too approachable and thus, refuses to 'cramp his style.'
100. The Death Eaters don't think that pink, red and black look well together.
101. Last time Lucius made the Dark Mark pink, Voldemort called him a softy and locked him in a china cabinet.

101 Things the Death Eaters Won't Do/Say in Public

1. "I love Harry Potter!"
2. Hug a Muggle.
3. "Im Half-Blood!"
4. Why can't we all just get along?
5. Dance in the streets while singing Disney songs.
6. Play hopscotch with school children.
7. Announce to the world "I'm a walking contradiction"...
8. "Merlin, Harry Potter is such a brilliant wizard! Really, especially for his age!" *grins widely*
9. Sing at the top of their lungs, "The HILLLLLLLLLLS are alive with the sound of MUUUUUUUUUUSic!!!"
10. Prance around the graveyard, placing roses on all the graves.
11. Watch mickey mouse!
12. "Aww, look at that little puppy. Isn't he just the cutest?"
13. I love Valentines Day!
14. Wear a superman cape to fly around and save the world in.
15. Discuss their passion for reruns of 'Full House'. "I do love that Danny Tanner..."
16. Talk baby-talk to babies they see in strollers *squeaky voice* "Hi there, little buushie wooshie. Yes, yes...I know... mimby wimby mumps..."
17. Laugh in a nice way and not evilly.
18. Read "Babbity Rabbity" to children in St. Mungo's.
19. "I help many old ladies to cross the street."
20. Do the Macarena.
21. Give Galleons to the less fortunate.
22. Fly their brooms to the nearest McDonald's drive thru window.
23Learn to Skate board.
24. Re-enact West Side Story.
25. Pet puppies and other small animals.
26. Hum loves songs while they walk around.
27. Perform jumping jacks while dressed in spandex.
28.Do the salsa.
29. Feed bread to a lakefull of ducks
30. Enact Romeo and Julliet
31. "Joy to the World. Voldemort is dead!"
32. Tell people, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."
33. Sing "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash while dancing down the sidewalk.
34. Follow "Rock the Casbah" up with a heartfelt rendition of "Should I Stay or Should I Go", also by the Clash.
35. And close things up with a Bette Midler classic, "Wind Beneath My Wings"
36. Handing out people flowers.
37. Give out Valentines Day card to all the muggles and muggle-borns and refuse to give any to Death Eaters and purebloods.
38. Set up a photo-shoot emulating Marilyn Monroe.
39. Host the show,"are you smarter than a fifth grader"
40. Thank Mathi for catching that oversight
41)I Love Pink!
42. Choreograph a DE dance number to "Foot Loose" with 80s headbands and cutoff sweatshirts.
43. Re-enact scenes between Danny and Sandy from "Grease"
44. Pick up dirty trashcans and brooms and perform a number from Stomp.
45. Perform any song or dance number from "High School Musical"
46. Play a game of freeze tag in the park.
47. Play Hopscotch.
48. Swallow swords at Muggle carnivals.
49. Perform muggle magic tricks!
50. Tell each other how much they need to hold a Tupperware party.
51. Talk about how love conquers all.
52. Audition for American Idol.
53. "SOOO why are we called death eaters again? Are we supposed to be cannibals or what? I mean its insane"
54. "I think it is time we discussed with Voldemort about these DE robes. We need something a bit more form-fitting to show off my curves." ~ Lucius
55. *Holds up giant, inflatable phone* HELLO!!!!!VOLDEMORT YA SAY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER! I'M ON THE BUS!
56. Read Twilight in a Starbucks cafe.
57; Transform into Rhinos, and say, "You have rice on your nose."
58. Buy a new cell phone
59; DISCLAMIER: They are FRENCH and eat snails.
60. Market their own line of hair care potions.
61; Voldermort: So then I was like AVADA KEDAVRA and he was just like *dead*
62. To the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb: "Voldie had a little snake, little snake, little snake. VOldie has a little snake who held a piece of his soul."
63; Bring sexy back. =]
64. Apply Arithmancy to the purchases of their houses.
65. Use a laptop.
66. Wear a top hat.
67. Wear Hammer pants and hum 2-Legit.
68; Wear rocks and stones.
69. Wish Harry Potter a happy birthday.
70. Have a Taxus tree.
71. Pick each other's noses and/or slits (if you're Voldemort).
72. Be a comdeidan
73. French braid each other's hair.
74: Play nose flute to the tune of Oscar Meyer Wiener.
75. Announce that they love the Beatles.
76. Perform a skit about recycling.
77. Wear a kilt
78. Admit to having blood traitors in their family.
79. Have orange eyes.
80. Sell vacuum cleaners and other assortments of Muggle products.
82. Use a porta-potty.
83. Observational Mime.
84. Interpretive dance of the final Hogwarts Battle.
85.straighten their hair and then do the disco.
86; Sing the badger song.
87. Contemplate why we're all here on this lovely little planet called Earth.
88; Marry in the graveyard. ;O!
89. Help an old lady cross the street.
90; "I love plants and my pants."
91. Proclaim to all who will listen: "I eat my own boogers and I'm proud of it!"
92; Dance... alot
93. Play air guitar in a hair band.
94; Clean up! Tut, tut
95. *singing happily* "Everybody sing this song, Doo-dah Doo-dah,Well everybody sing this song, All the doo-dah day"
96. Refrain from embarassing someone who breaks the rules...
97.Dress Up as Voldemort for Haloween!
98. Take Harry's kids to play on the swings in the park.
99.Distribute Free Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Products
100. Be flatulent.
101. Wear pink in public.

1. An Elder wand.
2. His and Hers pink Bath Robes.
3. Harry Potter plush.
4.A bottle of perfume!
5. A boyfriend for Nagini
6. A Gift Certificate to Split-Souls-R Us
7; A Lemon and A Riddle
8. A potato peeler.
9; A daughter.
10. A Harry Potter bobble-head doll.
11; A Darth Vader doll.
12. A hanging plant.
13. A moody blues album
14. A framed portrait of Harry Potter and friends.
15. A Hippy maid.
16. Self-Help books.
17. An introductory anger management class.
18. Divorce papers.
19.a knitted sweater
20. A hairless chihuahua
21. A nice close fitting knitted cap to cover his head.
22. His and hers towel set reading: Dark Lord and Mrs. Dark Lord
23. A barbie doll
24.A bottle of "Hair Grow" oil
25. A Basilisk egg
26.A bunch of dried flowers
27. A cruise to an island full of Chimaeras
28.A ship which is full of skrewts!
29. A box of Cheez-Its!
30. A book entitled How To Kill Your Enemies In Ten Easy Steps !!
31. A small pink poodle
32.A small canary bird
33. A Partridge in a pear tree
34; A Tomb
35. An Arithmancy profile.
36. A gift card to 'Death, Wrath And Beyond'.
37. Some chapstick
38. A big giant acromantula that can keep him company when Nagini or Bella aren't around.
39. An assortment of Dark Mark candies.
40.A bag full of fake wands
41. Tickets to see Equus on Broadway.
42. Entry into a beauty contest, where he wins the title "Ms. Congeniality"
43. A 134 lb hamburger
44.A bike
45. A horn for said bike.
46; A bell.
47. A trucker hat.
48. A "how to rap" Dvd.
49. A food processor.
50. A few billion galleons
51. A desk to do all his evil plotting on
52. Voldemort fangirls
53. A T-Shirt that says, "My evil henchmen went to kill Karkaroff and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
54. A picture of Voldemort with a beret on.
55. A dreamcatcher.
56. A grumpy house elf that will hit *anyone* with a broom
57. His and hers bath robes.
58.Two cute dolls ,one without a nose...
59. A porta-potty.
60. A resurrection stone.
61. A ceramic unicorn to represent the ones he killed to drink their blood
62.A Chinese Silk worm
63. A quilt with each square containing a different Death Eater's face.
64. A wall hanging with Nagini on it.
65.A mr and mrs voldemort puppet.
66; Cat Milk
67. An Anthology of 80s music. "Footloose! Footloose! Kick off your Sunday shoes..."
68. A lifetime pass to the Reptile House.
69. Jess as his bride!!
70. Basilisk fangs.
71. Snakeskin boots
72. A turquoise sequined halter top
73. A leather jacket with a pink boa
74. A nose ;P
75. An edible arrangements fruit bouquet.
76. A really cool snake ring, in sterling silver with real emerald eyes.
77. A pet Red Fox!
78. Some medical textbooks so he could see the harm of splitting his soul seven times
79. A string quartet to play at the reception.
80. A book on the care and feeding of foxes
81. A deck of bloody playing cards.
82. Botox - the wrinkle reducer!
83. The answer key to the March Egg Hunt!
84. A hug from all of the Graveyard FC members!
85. A Hand of Glory.
86. The pieces of his soul put whole again!
87. A lock of Dumbledore's hair.
88. The prize for the easter egg contest.
89. A root canal
90. A nice toupee, for the lady's sake
91. My first born child.
92. Tanning oil!
93. A 2-liter bottle of Coke
94; Tiffanie.
95. A picture of himself on a Wheaties box
96. A gift certificate for a nose job :p
97 The classic Grudge.
98. A lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
99. A gig as a contestant on Survivor
100. Gryffindor's sword
101. The lead on Broadway in Phantom of the Opera

1. He was jealous of Harry's cool lightning bolt scar.
2. Those round glasses are all the fashion rage.
3. Harry had skiiilllzzz in dueling.
4. He wished he had a mommy who loved him as much.
5. Harry had friends.
6. He thought Aunt Petunia was cute.
7. Harry had a longer wand.
8. Harry's use of parseltongue sounded better.
9. Harry danced better than he did.
10. He wished he had untidy brown hair too.
11. Because Harry is shorter than him.
12. He wanted to be Dumbledore's pet too.
13. He was jealous of the detentions that Harry got.
14. Because He wanted a pretty redhead too!
15. He was bored and needed something to do!
16. Because he wanted Sirius Black to leave 12 Grimmauld Place to him.
17. He wished he had a fat cousin and uncle too!
18. He Wished He Had Eyes Like Harry Instead Of Slits.
19. He wanted to model his rhinoplasty after Harry's nose.
20. He wished he could fly a broomstick like Harry
21. He wanted to be worthy of possessing the Deathly Hallows.
22. Harry didn't have to make Horcruxes to stay alive.
23. He wanted a house elf to save his life too.
24. Because green eyes are more attractive than red ones...
25. He wanted to be a Triwizard champion too!
26. He wished Lily Evans was his mother.
27. He wanted a Hedwig of his own!
28. He was jealous harry had a gringrotts account
29. He wanted to ride a hippogriff too!
30. He wanted to serve a detention with Snape.
31. He wanted to be loved like family by the Weasleys.
32. He always secretly loved Ginny.
33. He wanted a friend as odd and insightful as Luna.
34. He wanted Umbridge to punish him!
35. He didn't like the way Harry smelled.
36. He never told anyone that he liked red more than green.
37. He thought Harry had cuter toes.
38. he was jelous harry was better at tennis
39. Harry had better oral hygeine.
40. He wanted to live in the broom closet.
41. He wanted to be THE most famous Parselmouth.
42. he just wanted to be the most famous.
43. He thought 'The-Boy-Who-Lived' sounded way snazzier than 'You-Know-Who'
44. He wanted to be nice to people
45. He wanted Rita Skeeter to write a lie-ridden story about him too!
46. He always had a crush on Cho Chang.
47. He disliked Harry's constant rule-breaking.
48. He really loved the burgundy and gold robes and the Gryffindor tie that Harry got to wear.
49. Harry was cooler than him.
50. He wished he'd made the house Quidditch team in his first year too.
51. he wished he could cook bacon like harry did.
52.He wished he had a firebolt
53. He wished his patronus was a stag.
54. He wanted to be Draco's biggest enemy.
55. He wanted to attend Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday party too.
56. He always thought Hermione and Ron would make the best sidekicks.
57. He needed something to occupy his time after he ran out of thread for his cross-stitch.
58. He always wanted to be the son of a Marauder.
59; He went the same way as Dumbledore xD
60. He wanted Snape to be in love with his mother too!
61. he wanted to go into the pensive with dumblesore
62.He wanted his interview to apper in the Quibbler
63. he wanted a mum with pretty red hair.
64. He wanted to ride thestrals all the way to London.
65. He was jealous that he never got invited over to the Burrow and Number 12 for the summer and special occasions.
66. He wanted to fly with Hagrid on a motorcycle.
67. He was jealous of Harry's relations with Ron ;P
68. He wished his soul was as intact as Harry's
69. He wanted to see Sirius floo himself to him.
70. He wished he'd had someone like Hermione to correct his homework.
71.He liked going to meet Myrtle.
72. He wanted to be worthy of possessing all three Deathly Hallows.
73. He wanted to have Remus Lupin as a teacher too.
74. He wanted to fly a Ford Anglia to Hogwarts.
75. He wanted to be the one to save Dudley from the Dementors.
76. He wanted to beat a dragon.
77. He wanted a summer birthday too.
78. He wanted to vist friends on school hoildays
79.He liked the dursleys.
80. He wanted to be from Godric's Hollow too!
81. He thought it would be cool to ride a hippogriff.
82. He got over his obsession with play-doh and needed something new to focus on!
83.He wanted to sign a photo taken by colin.
84. He wanted his best friend to cough up slugs too.
85. He wanted nothing more than to be interviewed by Rita Skeeter.
86. He wanted to help Gryffindor win the house cup!
87. He wanted to room with Ron at Hogwarts.
88. He wanted "I must not tell lies" carved into the back of his own hand.
89. He wanted to be "The Boy Who Lived".
90. He disliked the way Harry's feet smelled.
91. He would have loved to be Lily Evans' son.
92. He didn't like the way his hair stuck up in the back!
93.He always wanted to live with the weasleys.
94: He wanted to be the Youngest Seeker in a century.
95. He wished he'd been able to take a portkey to the Quidditch World Cup!
96. He thought Vernon was a better looking muggle than his real father.
97. He wanted snitch socks from Dobby too!
98. He fancied Hermione
99. He didn't like that Harry's eyes were the color of SLytherin house and his own of Gryffindor!
100. He wanted to look into the pensieve with Dumbledore.
101. He needed a place to accidentally put another horcrux!

1. They didn't account for the powerful magic of the house elves!
2. Some of them were more concerned with striking a pose than fighting.
3. They had some traitors.
4. They didn't have Hermione with them.
5. They killed their only hope, Snape.
6. Snape was too tired to help them win
7: Japnese Wizard decided to contradict what I said before hand.
8. RiddleMeThis lost her wand.
9: And Japnese Wizard lost his sanity...
10: they forgot good things come to those who wait
11. They forgot to carbo-load and ran out of energy!
12. Liammoiser was late arriving.
13. Tiffanie left her pet Giantess at home.
14. lemondrop13 forgot the way to hogwarts
15. liammoiser forgot to bring a wand!
16. lemondrop13 ran away from the fight
17. they didnt eat there pasta the night before
18. beautifulmine was to busy looking in a mirrow
19. Lucius was too busy washing his hair.
20. Wormtail was distracting everyone with his face.
21. Snape was able to inform Harry of the truth in time.
22. lemondrop13 was a traitor
23. they thought they would win without any effort
24. Everyone was obliviated so they forgot to cast spells....
25. they didn't think which area's to attack first
26. They got lost in the Dark Forest.
27. lemondrop13 wasn't with them
28. Bellatrix got her wand stuck in her hair and couldn't cast any spells!
29. Liammoiser wasn't incharge
30. All the Death Eaters were eaten by dragons!
31. the death eater forgot there masks
32. Rodolphus rode into the sunset on the back of a centaur.
33. they didn't kidnap Ginny
34. Bellatrix went nuts and checked into St. Mungo's
35. Death eaters though that St. Mungo was Hogwarts
36. The Death Eaters all went to the Hog's Head instead!
37. The Death Eater wanted a butterbeer so they went home
38. Grawp squished them all and carried them away.
39. The dark lord was in the bathroom.
40. They were all too stuffed from their big dinner to move fast enough.
41. The Dark Lord got caught speeding in his ferrari
42. The Death Eaters were on holiday and missed the 'Save the Date' card.
43. most of the death eaters won the lottery
44. Harry Potter tricked all the Death Eaters and trapped them all in a vault in Gringotts!
45. Malfoy fell in love with Ginny
46. liammoiser was too busy posting in the Graveyard FC to go to the battle!
47. lemondrop13 was to busy in class to battle
48. Linda was MIA and the troops had no direction!
49. lemondrop13 wasn't around
50. Voldemort overslept!
51. Voldemort forgot his wand.
52. Bellatrix drank a love potion and fell in love with Lupin.
53. Voldemort's hatred for Harry crumpled at the sight of his lovely eyes.
54. Voldemort forgot his contacts.
55. Bellatrix was too busy trying to get a knot out of her hair.
56. Voldemort's secretary forgot to give him the message that the Battle had begun!
57.Voldemort couldnt run with his robes on...
58. Snape's hair grease made the ground too slick and everyone fell!
59. Bella's nails weren't dry yet. O.o
60. Dumbledore was belly dancing in the middle of the battle
61. Macnair was too busy looking for Buckbeak.
62. Hagrid was sitting on Fenrir Greyback
63.The DA had cut Fenir's nails.
64: Umbridge got a killing curse as a present.
65. Voldemort's horoscope reading said it was a bad day for a battle.
66: Voldermort was reminding his minions to round up the list every 5 posts.
67. Voldemort was too busy looking up his fellow Death Eaters on Google.
68: Voldermort believed in philosophy too much.
69. Voldemort was at the hair salon.
70. Caseym got distracted when posting and missed the roundup, so Voldy punished her.
71. All the Death Eaters were too busy invading the DAFC to worry about the Battle at Hogwarts!
72. The cricket was on, all the death eaters were at the game
73. Voldemort was doing he's laundry.
74. The students and staff of Hogwarts outnumbered the Death Eaters.
75. Bella's hair got caught in the trees in the Forbidden Forest and Voldemort had to help get her out.
76. Voldemort was at a high end plastic sugeon in LA to get work on his nose done the day prior to the battle so he would look good for the special occasion, but he got held up by fan girls there and was therefore late.
77. I was busy waxing on, and off Voldemort's head.
78. His fingernail clippers jammed up.
79. All the Death Eaters were too busy writing their drabbles to go to the battle!
80. Everyone was busy being in love.
81. Voldemort was waiting for Peter to get him some skim milk so he could have his breakfast.
82. Nagini had constipation
83. The Death Eaters were all too busy pranking one another to do battle.
84. Voldemort was too busy saying, "I'm a princess!" to do any real fighting.
85.Voldemort wanted his energy drink so that he could fight.
86: Nagini was in Voldie's washing machine.
87.The DeathEaters wanted Ninja clothes..
88. Nagini was shedding.
89. Bellatrix ate too much fatty food and had a stomach ache.
90. The DE's forgot their masks.
91. The giant squid sucked them all into the lake!
92. he didn't use all his powers that he possessed
93. Fawkes wasn't ready.
94. There socks got wet so they went home
95. Jess forgot to give the death eaters the memo about the battle!
96. They were 96 death eaters short!
97. The death eater couldn't decided which was more awesome pirates or ninjas.
98. There kombie van broke down on the way to the battle
99. The Hippogriffs attacked before Death Eaters could even make a decision.
100. They were at the spa all day and got to relaxed to fight
101. Because Jess stole the 101st reason to put a lame excuse as to why they lost the battle.

1. A furry plush bathrobe
2. Voldemort's hairbrush he used when he was still known as "Tom Riddle."
3. A tin can.
4. Dumbledore's spectacles.
5. A moldy banana peel
6. My old tennis shoe.
7. The Whomping Willow.
8.A pair of flip-flops
9. A rusty charm bracelet.
10. An old pair of jeans.
11. My second left premolar
12. Biochemistry text book
13. My navicular bone.
14. A Bugatti sports car.
15. A slice of banana cream cheesecake
16. A 1959 dirty penny.
17. A plastic spork.
18. Wormtail's old and smelly underwear
19. A three hole punch
20. An old Diaper
21. Muscles: lots and lots of muscles...
22. Jess's current avatar
23. An inkless pen
24. Sidewalk Chalk
25. Me
26. A glass of lemonade
27. A From First to Last CD
28. A piece of fallen rock from the Great Wall of China
29. A piece of paper bearing his stage name of Michael Stipe. How he loves that blue face paint.
30. The first season of House on DVD
31. My pretty pink iPod.
32. Scalpel blade #12
33. This smiley:
34. A skyscraper
35. The planet Neptune
36. The Graveyard FC
37. A leaf.
38. Fluffy's flea collar
39. Severus Snape's unused shampoo
40. Dragon bogies
41. A bowling pin
42. Severus Y-fronts
43. A cellphone
44. A whole list O_O
45. A laptop
46. Jack's hair
47. Snape's pants
48. Dumbledore's penseive
49. A cold
50. Snitchseeker!
51. Lemondrop No.13 ;o!
52. Potter Puppet Pals!
53. A soda bottle
54. The internet
55. Kreacher.
56: Your mum. (mom)
57. A slice of carrot cake.
58. A pacifier.
59. Cactus
60. My box of tissues
61. A styrofoam cup
62. A taking back sunday CD
63. My Biology book.
64. a cricket bat
65: My egg timer
66. The Pacific Ocean
67. Voldemort's gallbladder
68. A DaVinci painting
69. Dobby's first sock
70.A toothbrush
71. A xylophone
72. A cocktail dress
73. Hermione's SPEW badges
74. Neville's remembrall
75. Seamus Finnigan's West Ham Soccer poster
76.Ron's pyjamas!
77. Molly Weasley's frying pans
78. My Therapeutic Exercise Book
79. A ball of hot pink knitting yarn
80. A steak sandwich from Deangelo's
81. A lime green Sharpie
82: A fridge magnet.
83. A bag of Iams cat food.
84. A plastic bendy straw
85. Your keyboard.
86. A George Foreman Grill
87. Pettigrew's silver hand.
88. Pretzel rods
89. The Heart of the Ocean.
90: Spam.
91. Hogwarts, A History
92. Hagrid's Pink Umbrella
93. A bottle
94. McGonagall's tartan bathrobe
95. A pretzel!
96. Hagrid's cross bow
97: Fiendfyre
98.Harry's old sock
99. Dumbledore's favorite quill.
100: Himself.
101. A piece of chocolate

1.Voldemort'd like a bit of plastic surgery done on his nose.
2. Lucius would like a muggle haircut
3: Riddie could join!
4. He wished he'd made Wormtail cut off both hands.
5. Snape wanted a hair wash
6. He wished Bellatrix would invest in some hot rollers.
7. He would like to go to the beach and get a nice tan
8. He wished he'd bought stock in the Hair Club for Men
9. He thinks it would have been better to get a cute little puppy for a pet instead of a snake
10. He regretted putting Lucius in charge of their annual BBQ
11: Snape married me, not Lily. Muhhaa.
12.He wanted Lucius to have a beauty spot!
13. He wished he'd chosen Neville as the boy in the prophecy.
14. He wished that he could wear glasses, instead of those red contact lenses
15. He regretted that he allowed Dumbledore to call him Tom Riddle all those years.
16: DE's didn't actually eat death.
17. He wants cool, new pink dress robes with polka dots on his death eaters instead of their usual, oh-so-morbid black hoods and cloaks.
18: They weren't bowing down to Severus.
19. He wished that his wand wasn't made of bone, and had sparkles on it instead (:
20. He wished Fenrir would find a good mouthwash.
21: They did have Ipods
22. They had a super cool theme song instead of the Dark Mark
23. That they were called the Knights of Walpurgis instead of Death Eaters.
24. That all Death Eaters had a pink heart on their arms instead of the Dark Mark.
25. They each had cool bowling shirts with fun nicknames on them like 'Spud' and 'Duke'
26. That they all played in a super popular rock band and had lots of girl fan followers.
27. That they held their meetings in a basement in Hartford, CT instead of in Malfoy Manor.
28: He didnt love us
29. He wished they'd had cartoons drawn of them and put on cool "Wanted" posters.
30: He fell asleep to often!
31. He wished he'd cast less Unforgiveable Curses.
32: He wishes he met Micheal Jackson.
33. He hoped Harry would have joined the cause.
34: He wouldn't wear holy wool!
35:He wished he could have a moustache.
36. he wished they could of worn pants
37. He wished he'd never killed Moaning Myrtle
38: He wished he could've had a coooler wardrobe for himself and his followers, YO!
39. He regretted not forming a circus act with the Death Eaters and taking it on the road.
40:He wished he wished everyone knew that 'Love Today by Mika ' was actually written by him. xD Love, Love me..
41. He wished he had worn red nailpolish
42: He wished he couldve had a brighter Graveyard when he caught Harry in GoF- He couldve killled him easily.
43. He wished he'd known about the true power of the Deathly Hallows
44: He wished he could'e had a cooooool beard like Albus Dumbledore.
45. He wished that he could have recruited more giants.
46: He wished there was no such thing as Boy Who lived.
47. He wished he hadn't had to kill Snape in the end.
48: He wished AK had a cooler trademark color than greeen
49. He wished he'd used the Jelly-Legs Curse a bit more often, and Avada Kedavra a bit less.
50: He wished he and his folloers had a Day off from all the AK's
51. He wished he hadn't switched his oh-so-handsome all-fangirls appearance for his morbid, I'm-so-evil one.
52: He wished he used his saturdays as boooooogggy night.
53. He preferred for Morsmordre to cast a fluffy pink bunny into the sky, instead of a skull and snake
54: He wished Snape had been on his favorite socks club.
55. He regretted not spending enough time reading Hogwarts, A History
56: He regretted not having Hermoine reading Hogwarts, A history for him.
57. He wished he had made best friends with that nasty boy who [unfortunately] continued to live.
58: He wanted have coooler hats for the Deatheaters than the long pointy ones.
59. He regretted destroying the Fountain of Magical Brethren in the ministry.
60: He regretted not ever wanting to know who will be the Boy Who lived.
61: He never got to marry his daughter.
62. He regretted sending Lucius to retrieve the prophecy.
63: He never asked Tiffanie to marry him either.
64. He regretted not hearing the second half of the prophecy in the beginning.
65: He’s been a loner all his life no two kids, wife or a dog.
66. He'd like to lose the 15 pounds he gained his first year at Hogwarts
67: He never met Madonna.
68. He never got a chance to write a Drabble for the competition!
69: He went commando.
70. Rodolphus married Bella before he could ask her.
71: He released his mind into Harry's.
72: He regretted not getting to sing 'Hot by Avril Lavigne' to anyone.
73.He wished he could smell flowers...
74. he regretted not having any kids to follow on in his footsteps
75: He wished he couldve had a nose job.
76. He wished he'd taken today's exam for me before being killed.
77: He wished he was still alive and show the Boy who lived whose the boss!
78. He wished Bellatrix had watched more Sesame Street as a child.
79.He wished Lucius watched more cartoons.
80. He wished all the Death Eaters had watched Barney.
81: Tom wished he could 'Breakaway'.
82. He wished he'd sent Narcissa away before she could betray him.
83: Tom wishes he could have his father back.
84. he wished the rivalry had never broken up
85: He wanted his deathearters to be more scary.
86. He wished he had visited advanced hair, yeah yeah
87: He was still preoccupied with 1985
88.He wished he could have a makeover.
89. He wished he'd eaten less beans and therefore had less gas.
90. He wished he had spent more time working out.
91: He wished he dug his own grave.
92. He wished he'd gotten Rita Skeeter to write his biography before he died. 93: He wish he had kissed a certain someone before dieing.
94. He wished he was 10 pounds lighter, 3 inches taller, 4 years younger, and two times smarter!
95; He wished he had a better wand.
96. He wished he could have recruited more vampires and banshees.
97.He wished his DE had cool bikes.
98: He just wanted to be looooved.
99.He wished he had got a personal trainer for Wormtail.
100: He wished to dazzle the ladies and still rule the world.
101.He wished he could grow hair and put beads on them like trealwey

1. Fenrir's halitosis. Yucky bad breath!
2. Mancair's secret bunny.
3. Lucius's poison shampoo.
4. Trying to make someone shape Wormtail's nails
5. Howard the Duck
6.locked up with Moaning Myrtle.
7. A Yeti named Betty.
8.A pair of stinking shoes
9. Voldie's hairdo
10. A monkey with headlice.
11. my cats
12. Fenrir's smelly feet.
13: Snape's sexiness.
14. Super special X-ray vision
15. The skunk hiding in Bellatrix's hair.
16: Badgers ;D
17.A duck called fits!
18: Burdock.
19. Dr. Evil's pinky finger.
20. Bella's shrill laugh that breaks glass.
21: My shoe.
22. A partridge in a pear tree.
23. Snape's special hair gel.
24. Two turtle doves (with rabies)
25. Eagles
26. Three french hens (with bird flu)
27. moiser the destroy and his invisablulaty cloak
28: Correct spellings and grammar.
29. Moiser can't spell but is good with a wand
30: Core's.
31. They all change into a bunch of wild turkeys
32.Voldemort's black cat
33. A cup
34. Four calling birds with the hiccups
35: Sixty Nine 69's.
36. A purple umbrella
37. Five golden rings all cursed and/or lined with poison
38. biting turtles
39: Emo socks.
40. Six geese a-laying basilisk eggs!
41. A pink tutu that Voldemort changes into to REALLY scare people!
42: A spider book.
43. Seven swans swimming in a potion that causes everyone to sneeze incessantly.
44: Snape's nose xD
45. Eight maids milking Nagini!
46. a NCIS agent
47. A bucket of Hippogriff dung.
48. King Kong
49: Garfield. xD
50. A toilet plunger and a pack of tic-tacs
51. Kitties! XD
52. Scalding hot coffee to burn the enemy's tongue!
53: Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) form MI!- He could've shoed him some moves
54: A Carpet.
55. Dental floss, a magnet, and scotch tape.
56: Aladdin
57. Puff the Magic Dragon (he lived by the sea, you know!)
58: Lochness moster.
59.The genie too
60. The world's largest ball of yarn
61. A wand made from the toenails of Merlin himself!
62: Aladdin.
63.Dracula!
64. Fish oil and hot sauce loaded in squirt guns!
65: Baby Poop Bags ^^
66.A Hot air baloon
67: Wierd Sisters as thier theme song singers
68: Garfield.
69: ChipMunks.
70. A manticore with ADHD
71 a Mathematician
72: Sanjaya from AI.
73. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
74. 101 Dalmations + Cruella Deville!
75: Ugly Betty and her Bunnnny!
76: A cackle.
77. A goosedown feather (for tickling)!
78: Clothes.
79.A pair of sports shoes
80. Johnny Depp
81. Dexter
82. Physics packed up in a grade ninth Bio book
83. A lethifold with a bad cold.
84. Lupin
85. A swarm of locusts
86. 100 black helium balloons.
87. Static from Bella's Hair....
88: This number.
89. Michael Scofield.
90. >Message removed by Voldemort in a matter of national DE security<
91: A crooked laugh.
92. A penguin with a sunburn
93. A dishtowel
94. A llama capable of spitting fire!
95. A bucket of dead fish
96. Aliens
97. My rage when we lose the football
98. A giantess named Bess
99. poisoned pumpkin pies
100: Horton XD
101. All the Who's in Whoville!

1. "We Are the Champions" by Queen
2. embarras de choix - the rivalry
3. "Start Me Up" - the Rolling Stones
4. Champion - Grinspoon
5. "Fighter" - Cristina Aguilera
6. What's Love Got to do With it? --Tina Turner
7. "My Own Worse Enemy" - Lit
8. One Second Of Insanity - The butterfly effect
9: I can do Better ::: Avril Lavigne
10. "Dazed and Confused" - Led Zeppelin
11.Time is Running Out--Muse
12. "Clint Eastwood" - Gorillaz
13. Wanted Dead or Alive- Bon Jovi
14. "Renegade" - Styx
15. Paint It Black - Rolling Stones
16. 99 Death Eaters - Draco and the Malfoys
17: 69 Riddles and 69 Potions you won't get - Severus Sape
18. "Barbie Girl"-Rob Mayth
19. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool
20. "Ladies and Gentlemen" - Saliva
21. "So Close" by Jon McLaughlin
22. Crave - The butterfly effect
23. "The Final Countdown" - Europe
24: Gone bad, gone mad - Tom riddle.
25. "Don't Stop Believing" - Journey
26. I love Nikki - by Severus Snape.
27. Do The Bad Thing - Arctic Monkeys
28: Everybody's Screaming!!! - Lostprophets
29. Attack - 30 Seconds To Mars
30: Potter Watch!
31. Lose Yourself - Eminem
32: Dido - White Flag.
33. "Superman" - Eminem
34: "Superblack Massive." Muse.
35. Whip it - Devo
36: Haribo - Volidedoodah.
37. "Crazy Train" - Ozzy Osbourne
38: Five legs - Mimetically.
39. Days of blood smiles - later that night
40: Bad to the BONE! :: Goerge Thoorogood.
41. Freak Out - Avril lavigne
43. Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys
44: Nirvana - Smells like Teen Spirit.
45. Last Resort - Papa Roch
46: "Forgive." - Aces High
47. Violence - Blink 182
48: I miss you - Blink182
49. Im A Roit? You're A Riot! - The Blackout
50. "The Battle of Evermore" - Led Zeppelin
51: Simpsons Theme Tune.
52. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
53: Harry Potter Soundtrack.
54. "Swamp Witch" - Jim Stafford
55. "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC
56. The Valentines Day Massacre - The Red Shore
57. "This House Is Haunted" - Alice Cooper
58. "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns N Roses
59. "Wicked Annabella" - The Kinks
60. "Sympathy for the Devil" - The Rolling Stones
61. "So Cold" - Breaking Benjamin
62. "Running with the Devil" - Van Halen
63: Attack - 30STM.
64. "Dragon Attack" - Queen
65. "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" - Cyndi Lauper
66: "Rich and Famous" - GC.
67. "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen
68. Pretty Fly for White Guy - Offspring
69. "Rock You Like a Hurricane" - The Scorpions
70: One - SP.
71. The Rock Show - Blink 182
72. "Enter Sandman" - Metallica
73. I Only Smile When You're Bleeding - The Red Shore
74. "I've Had the Time of My Life" - Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes
75. I Am The Killer - Thursday
76. "This is Home" -I am Ghost
77. You are Beautiful ::: Chritina Aguilera
78. War and Apathy - The Rivalry
79. "We Will Rock You" - Queen
80: Do the Bad Thing ::: Arctic Monkeys
81. "Thriller" -Michael Jackson
82. 'Bad' - Michael Jackson
83. "My Perogative" - Britney Spears
84. Paint It Black - Rolling Stones
85. Pure - The butterfly Effect
86. Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
87. Somewhere At the Party - The inches
88. Oops I Did It Again - Britney Spears
89. "So Cold" -Breaking Benjamin
90. No Air - Jordan Sparks & Chris Brwn
91. "I Wanna Be a Rock Star" - Nickelback
92. "Bleeding Love" -Leona Lewis
93. "Criminal" - Fiona Apple
94: Black & White Town - Doves.
95. "You Raise Me Up" -Josh Groban
96: In the End - Linkin Park.
97. Kryptonite -3 Doors Down
98: Over _ LL
99. "You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette
100. Princes of the Universe - Queen
101: Blink 182 - Always.

1. Beauticians
2. Fairies.
3. Dry Cleaners
4. Clubbers.
5. Bellatrix: Ballerina
6. Dentists ;]
7. Lucius - Lawyer
8. Muggle day-care center employees-- they'd sure have the most well-behaved children to take care of in town, coincidentally! *grin*
9. Maids
10. Butchers
11. High School Teachers
12. Bouncers
13. Sanitation Engineers (esp. Wormtail, he probably already smells rancid!)
14. Dog Walkers
15. Grocery baggers
16. The people who do wire tapping for politicians!
17. Figure Skaters
18. Wedding cake decorators
19. Funky people.
20. Nuclear Physicists o.0
21. Rap artists
22. Aerobics instructors
23. Electronics Technicians
24. Animal trainers (esp. Macnair)
25. Plumbers
26. Telemarketers
27. Animal lovers
28. Self-help book authors
29. Lemon drops
30. IRS auditors
31. Conductors
32. Banana farmers
33. Mobsters!
34. Country singers
35. Cook book authors
36. Taxidermists (especially Macnair)
37. Morticians
38: Prisoners.
39. Gravediggers
40. Assassins
41. Boss of a crime family
42. Divers
43. Horror film-makers
44. Actors
45. Psychologists
46. Broadway Performers
47. Boston Red Sox infielders
48. Author's
49. Iron Chefs on Foodnetwork
50. Mimes
51. Politicians
52. Beta Readers
53. Medical school Professors (i.e. torturers!)
54. Flight Attendants
55. Ultrasound technicians
56. Guerrilla fighters
57. Contestants on the Apprentice
58. SS RP Mods
59. Lounge singers
60. Railroad Workers
61. Casino owners on the Vegas strip
62. Pilots
63. Drivers Education Instructors
64. Movie Directors
65. Endodontists
66. Santa's Elves
67. Models
68. Neurosurgeons
69: Philosophers
70. House guests on Big Brother
71. Acrobats in the circus
72. Waiter's
73. American/Pop Idol Judges
74. Auto Mechanics
75. Photographers
76. wandmakers
77. Bar men's
78. Paper airplane designers
79. Painters
80. Store detectives
81. Voldemort and the Death Eaters: 50's style doo-wop singing group (with lots of finger snapping and harmonies)
82. Martial Arts master.
83. Taste-testers
84. Literal mime artists.
85. Walmart People Greeters
86. Backup Dancers (for a rapper )
87. Secretary of Defense
88. DJs
89. Telemarketers
90. Chemical engineers
91. ice-cream man
92. Librarians
93. Housekeepers
94. Plumbers
95. Car repossessors
96. Line cook
97.Break Dancer
98. Astronauts
99. Stage hands in productions of Equus.
100. work at Movieworld as the scooby doo gang
101.Income Tax Officials

1. Chicken Tikka Masala
2. Lasagna
3. liver mouse
4. Kalua Pig
5. PavBhaji
6. Apple pie
7. Chitlings in tobasco sauce
8. White truffle pizza
9. Swiss chard
10. Brussel sprouts
11. Blood sausage
12. Lamb Curry
13. Paella
14. Porkchops and apple sauce
15. Spaghetti and breadsticks
16. Bread and butter
17. Birthday cake
18. Haggis
19. Caesar salad
20. Shrimp scampi
21. Corn-on-the-cob
22. French toast
23. Frog tails and Slug slime
24. Chocolate Chip Cookies
25. Escargot
26. Head cheese
27. Roast beef with vegies
28.Chicken
29. Blood pudding
30. Lamb Saag with rice
31. Potato salad
32. posions chicken
33. Chili con Carne
34. Fish head stew
35. English muffin with jam and butter
36. Cookies
37. Beef tongue
38. Sausages
39. Sticky toffee pudding
40. American Blueberry muffins
41. Ham sandwich
42. Chicken fingers with ketchup
43: A Beast.
44. Assorted sweetbreads
45. Coffee ice-cream wafers
46. Toasted coconut sesame brittle
47. Steak and kidney pie
48. Parmesan-crumbed chicken
49. Glazed doughnuts
50. Tripe
51. Cornish game hens
52. Tortellini
53. Cornbread
54. chicken and dumplings
55. rutabagas
56. Lamb, baba ghanoush and capsicum tarts
57. American hamburger
58. Polenta and parmesan pork schnitzels
59. Buffalo chicken salad
60.Raspberry ripple ice-cream pie
61. Chocolate fudge mint brownies
62. Calzone
63. Aussie beef burger with the lot
64. Country-fried chicken and mashed potatoes
65. Pork with pineapple and mint salsa
66. Chicken quesadillas
67. Chocolate pistachio ice cream
68. Fried dough with powdered sugar and cinnamon
69. Chinese cabbage and lamb stir-fry
70. Turkey pot pie
71. French onion soup with Swiss cheese croutons
72. Fish tacos
73. meatball sub
74. Hungarian veal goulash with dumplings
75. fried pork chops and mac-n-cheese
76.Chocolate mousse cake
77. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
78. Roast pork steaks with tomatoes and pine nuts
79. Hash brown potatoes and scrambled eggs
80. Orange & poppy seed muffins
81. Meatloaf
82. Roasted vegetable cannelloni bake
83. Greenbean casserole
84: Vegitarian Sausages
85. Lentil & cauliflower pilaf (low-fat)
86. Coleslaw
87. Pancakes with blueberries
88. Chicken salad sandwich
89. Grits and eggs
90. Scrapple
91. Cheese souffle
92. Yakisoba
93. Jamaican beef patties
94. Boston baked beans
95. Beef teriyaki
96. Miso soup
97. Lamb chop
98. Veal parmigiana
99. Turnip greens
100. Sushi
101. Blueberry pomegranate ice cream

1.Affter all Fame isnt everything-snape
2. There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. (credit to Josh Groban)
3. You can't always get what you want but if you try, try, try you get what you need. (Credit Jagger/Richards)
4. Kiss me, Kill me.
5. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. (Credit: Robert Bloch)
6. A life lived in fear is a life half lived. (Movie: Strictly Ballroom)
7. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
8. When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take a step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly. -- Patrick Overton
9. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
10. Decisions can be hard for a man to make,but hard decisions make a man
11. "I so totally went Avada Kedavra on him."
12: "Man, he lives again"
13. The best answer to anger is silence.
14: This too shall pass.
15. The Graveyard FC is the coolest on SS!
16. I was just like *Avada Kedavra!* and he was just like *dead*.
17. "I take whatever I want" (credit Bad Company)
18. Do I dazzle you?
19. Bah-humbug!
20. Stupid unreliable vampire.
21.Malfoy,the amazing jumping ferret
22. Stupid shiny Volvo owner!
23.i'll get you for this!
24. I won't say I told you so!
25. Hold on tight, spider monkey
26. We were so close!
27. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddlydee...
28. I found the source of the ticking, It's a pipe bomb!
29: "You don't have a scar- Expeliarmus doesn't suit you, Move along"
30. how many can he have?
31. I'm a little teapot!
32. Well that was fun
33. Twinkle Twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you're at?
34. That's hot
35: "Like you are sooo AK'd Dude,"
36. I always try to have an open mind but my brain always keep falling out
37. It was good while it lasted!
38. Dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls
39. A clever person turns great problems into little ones and little ones into none at all.
40. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!
41.I'm not afraid of the darkness...I'm apart of it
42. I make the rules here...
43.I own the place!
44. Curses like chickens, come home to roost
45. Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far
46.Sticks and Stones break our enemies bones
47. Eat you spinach!
48. Dead men don't bite
49. Don't make me Imperius you...
50. You can't get blood from a stone... well maybe the Sorcerer's Stone.
51. What that you said?
52. Immortality is worth all.
53. Whatever the boss says goes.
54. Oh Goody!
55. When the tiger kills, the jackel profits
56.Make hay while the sun shines
57. When you fall into a pit, you either die or get out.
58. Easy as 1-2-3.
59. While the cat's away, the mice will play.
60. Never let the left hand know what the right hand is doing.
61. Keep your friends close, your enemies even closer.
62. The worst insult is "You Muggle!"
63. Hakuna Matata!
64. That felt good
65. "It's too late to apologize." (OneRepublic)
66. Feel my wrath
67.When you're done can you wake me up?
68. Right well umm didnt think that would happen
69. Demons will charm you with their smile (Sweeney Todd)
70. Get to the root of the problem.
71. I didn't do it!
72. "You filthy Half-Blood!" - Bellatrix Lestrange.
73. The tongue has no bones, yet it breaks bones.
74. The sword is mightier than the pen.
75.All's Well tha Ends well
76. Because we focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion
77. Don't you dare back out on me Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!!! {Voldermort, Graveyard , Goblet of Fire}
78. If I only had a brain...
79: Crying is fun!!
80."Hold thy tongue" -Bellatrix Lestrange
81.The Winner gets it all!
82:fly like the wind.
83:"Dinner Nagini"- Voldemort (deathly hallows)
84: Penguins... Rule.
85. "He Who Dies with the Most Toys Wins" (from a bumper sticker I once saw)
86: Revenge is not an idea I promote on my planet - Toy Story <3
87.Thy is the one who decides thy's fate
88. There's no place like home! (Wizard of Oz)
89.Wait till you reach the end!!
90: Smile like you mean it! O_O
91. I didn't do it
92: Newwaaa!!
93. I live to please
94.Vengeance is sweet
95. Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
96.The amazing bouncing ferret
97. The Answer to everything is: 42.
98: Cry me a river.
99. All Hail the Dark Lord!
100. You know you want it!
101.The End!

1. A hippo with the hiccups
2. A Wheaten terrier named Sweeney
3. A crup with a cough
4. A Siberian tiger
5. An angry ashwinder
6. A boy snake to mate with nagini
7: A rock!
8.A rat
9: A broom as a pet!
10. A nasty niffler
11: A Tiffanie, with a free leash.
12. A Nikki with a spiked collar
13.A cat
14. A pair of furry rabbits named Adam and Apple
15. A Bull Frog
16.A lemon named drop
17. A parrot named Petey
18.A dog named fog.
19. A rock named Poe
20.A turtle.
21. A Cheetah named Rita
22. A blast ended skrewt called jimbo
23. A fire crab with an appetite for hot dogs
24. A weasel in a pink tutu
25. A gecko selling car insurance
26. Ragdoll kitty
27.A parrot that can talk.
28. An Alaskan Malamute with a shedding problem
29. A lucky Cricket
30.A flobberworm with too much lettcue.
31. A shifty lethifold
32. An ostrich named Stretch
33. Munchkin Cat
34. A slippery eel
35. Scottish Fold Cat
36. Harry's glasses as a pet, which Severus apparently named Fuzzsticks!
37. Japanese Bobtail Cat
38. A Panther named Guenhwyvar
39. Tabby cat
40. Frog
41. British short hair
42. A Great Dane
43. Siamese
44. Piranha
45. A monkey with an insatiable appetite for moldy bananas
46. The Aflac duck
47. A hive of worker bees
48. a rabid pitbull
49. A horse with seasonal allergies
50. Savannah cat
51. A very hungry acromantula
52. Labyrinth Fish
53. A giraffe with a lazy eye
54. A kinkajou
55. A rooster with an itch
56. A Dalmation with no spots.
57. An Iguana with freckles
58. an Asp
59. A beetle named Bard
60. A cow named Bessie
61: Me!!
62. Diaper-wearing Capuchin monkeys
63. A blind basilisk
64. A mule
65. An albino alligator
66. A dragon named Havoc
67. A mongoose that runs around all crazy every hour on the hour
68. A racing turtle
69. An ant.
70. A slippery newt
71. A butterfly
72. A Siberian tiger to hunt down Igor Karkaroff
73. a black goldfish named Edward
74. Aye-aye
75. A pwetty, fwuffy lil Mouse with a pink Afro, by the name of Angel Delight
76. A pregnant meerkat
77. A warthog
78. A lemur with a broken femur
79. A hyena named Ed
80. An ice-cream loving, tyedye wearing hippie monkey named Ocean Spray
81. A big green luna moth (like the one on that Lunesta ad!).
82: A Muggle Eater
83. An emu
84. A cottonmouth (poisonous snake)
85. The Giant Squid!
86. A Slogan!
87. 100 ducks in a row
88. A Lethifold
89. Seven swans a-swimming
90. a three-headed house elf
91. An circus-trained elephant
92. A Tiger with a Toothache
93. An aardvark with a nose piercing
94. A Basilisk with Bad Breath
95. A dementor...
96. A caveful of oversized vampire bats
97. A fluffy white kitten
98. A sphinx and a mummy
99. A gorgon.
100. A green camel with a banana on horseback
101. A dancing Banana!

1: Wear Gothic dresses.
2. Play tic-tac-toe with a house elf.
3: Wear dog leads.
4. Hold slumber parties for all the Death Eaters
5: Take photos.
6. Go to the spas and have luxury skin treatment.
7: Eat bricks.
8. Watch a LOST marathon and cry about Jack's appendicitis
9: Be civil.
10. Watch Paula Deen and try cooking her recipes.
11: Ride on horse back.
12. Play checkers with children
13: Time time.
14. Post in the Graveyard FC discussions
15. play mini golf.
16. Design new DE masks
17. eat too much!
18. Study neurodegeneration
19. get a sun tan
20. Eat fruit and fibre
21. Churn butter
22. grow a veggie garden
23: Drink earl grey tea
24. Go parasailing
25. Go see Indiana Jones 4
26. Go swimming
27. Perfect their Guitar Hero skills
28. Try ballerina.
29. Build a bird house from popsickle sticks
30. Send Harry into space
31. Help develop a plot for the Ministry RPG
32. Help England win the world cup by using spells on the other teams
33. Develop new potions that make your hair silky and smooth.
34. Rant at Madame Malkin's with the Malfoys.
35. go skiing
36. Gawk at items in Knockturn Alley
37. impersanate the president of the U.S.A
38. Photograph each other making silly faces
39. go to the cinima
40. Play Red Rover
41. Try painting themselves
42. Take a theme cruise such as knitting, scrapbooking, etc.
43. Eat lots and lots of ice cream!
44. Make a music video of "Umbrella"
45. Build jigsaw puzzles
46. Build sand castles.
47. Scuba dive in the great Barrie reef
48. win a swimsuit contest
49. Read Twilight
50. destroy the twilight books
51. Learn to make cookies.
52. Read a Marvel Comic
53. run a buisness together
54. Maintain a garden
55: Eat chalk.
56. Buy a DVD player and go on a movie binge.
57: Gain weight.
58. Sew buttons on watermelons
59: Make a list
60. Eat sand.
61. Watch all of the F.R.I.E.N.D.S dvd's
62. Make paper boats.
63: Sleep.
64. Assign roles and do a full production of "Sweeney Todd"
65. Play Macbeth.
66. Play cricket
67. Cheer the Chennai Super Kings
68. watch Rajasthan Royals tonight
69: yawn
70. Make an instructional "How to Kill Harry Potter" video
71. Eat seven bowls of Frosted Flakes and watch reruns of Rugrats and Doug.72. Drive to McDonald's in their PJ's
73. Bake a Deathday cake for Nearly Headless Nick
74. host a trivia night
75. Audition for the part of Nuns in the Sound of Music
76. Research a cure for MS
77. Adopt a cat.
78. Go sky diving
79. Go to sea world.
80; Scream.
80; Buy Strawberry Ice Cream In Little Tubs With Plastic Spoons.
82. Assemble fruit baskets
83. make soap
84. Take up quilting
85. Start a rock band
86: Laugh.
87. Wrestle an emperor penguin
88. play mini gof and eat ice-cream
89. Study neurological, psychiatric, immune, and dermatological diseases so I don't have to...
90. blow up things
91: Venture about!
92. Host bingo games for senior citizens.
93: Be funkeh.
94. Attend a masquerade ball
95. Peform Potter Puppet Pals and The Mysterious Ticking Noise for a live audience.....of muggles.
96. Read the entire Goosebumps series
97. Give each other pedicures.
98: Collect Duck Tape.
99 - Paint sea shells
100. Count the scales on Nagini.
101. Get angry about everything!

1; To run their baths
2. To give them pedicures.
3. to be horrable to them
4. To wash their lucky socks
5. to open up the door
6. Who else is going to prepare The Dark Lord's Venom milk?
7. To put together all but the last jigsaw puzzle piece together so that they can step in, finish the puzzle and claim the glory
8. to take over as death eaters
9. To hang their family portraits
10. To cook elaborate dinner parties and remember to always poison the guests' chalice first
11. to win the battle of hogwarts for them
12. To read all the books in their libraries and then tell them what happens
13: To help apparate out of a creepy cave in inferi.
14. To pick lint from their toes
15. Cut their toe nails.
16. To keep their black cloaks nice and clean.
17. To watch the Death Eater's Children.
18. To comb all the tangles from their hair.
19. To be servants at their parties.
20. To feed the dogs (and peacocks)
21.To Clean the house while they are trying to capture Harry Potter
22. To put talcum powder in their Death Eater masks so they don't chafe
23. To wash their penguins
24. To think up excuses for leaving in the middle of dinner when Voldie calls
25. To maintain their Broomsticks
26. To tuck them in and kiss them goodnight.
27. To scratch their backs
28: For the house elves to teach/tutor them in Dark Magic.
29. To tell them about Cinderella
30. To supervise their snake breeding activity.
31: DE are colourblind.
32. To knit each child an 'I <3 Voldie' baby blanket.
33. To tell them they're special.
34. To look up words for them if they don't understand them.
35. To order Voldie's b-day present on Ebay for them.
36. To peel their Kiwi fruit for them
37. To calculate their Arithmancy profile for them
38. To answer their muggle fanmail.
39. To brush and floss their teeth
40. To sing them a lullaby when they can't sleep because they failed the Dark Lord.
41. To pick out the broken potato chips from the bag before serving them
42. To program their mobile phone
43. To make them 7-layer dip
44. To consult them on their 'down' days.
45. To pick out all the marshmallow pieces from Lucky Charms and then handfeed them to each of them.
46. To highlight their hair.
47. To blow up all the balloon's for the party
48. To organize the junk drawer
49. To finish that last level on their video games.
50. To decorate their T-shirts
51. To milk the goats
52. To darn their socks.
53. To duct tape the leaky pipes
54. To let their cat's in a billion times a day
55. To wrap their gifts
56. To polish their wands.
57. To spit shine their loafers
58. To sing metal songs to them
59. To pack up their belongings when they move from one location to the next
60. To help them understand poetry
61. To knit quilts for the grandkids
62. To put on their makeup.
63. To teach them table manners....like how to fold their serviettes...
64. To look up phone numbers for them in the telephone book.
65. To teach them how to properly take care of their fingernails.
66. To assure them how big and mighty and important they are!
67. To pick the anchovies off their pizza when the delivery boy brings the wrong one...
68. To pull the gum off the bottom of their shoes.
69. to serve them "special" cookies.
70. To make them meatloaf
71. To purchase their life insurance policies
72. To arrange all their secret meetings.
73. To make their Halloween costumes
74. To pick the werewolf fur off their robes when Fenrir Greyback is shedding.
75. To vote for them in the HBC F.C caption contest Vote Now
76. To rub their tummies when they ache
77. To compile notes for them in their SS journals so they can come across as brilliant.
78. To fix their belts for them when the buckle comes lose
79. To highlight important or memorable passages in the books they have read to them read
80. To clean their children's bedrooms.
81. To make sure theirii robes are buttoned properly.
82. To keep them in suppley of food and drink when they want a day of TP'ing
83. To kick them
84. To brush their shoes in public.
85. To make all their graphics for them so they get all the credit!
86. to chuck of a tall tower
87. To help them find officers for the Graveyard FC
88: to help them run the graveyard
89. To write their entries into the Graveyard Fan Fiction Contest
90. to help them become a staff member of the grave yard
91. To help them increase activity in the Graveyard
92: to round up sser
93. To congratulate and welcome the new officers of the Graveyard FC
94. to hug lemondrop13 (Tiff)
95. To put their OOTP DVD in the DVD player
96. To make them big yummy suppers. =]
97. To make a special cake for all of us!
98. to tell them who made the US Men's Olympic track team!
99. To record their favorite shows for them on the VCR.
100. To press play on the TiVo!
101. to play football with

1. They're very competitive with house points.
2. they like the graveyard club
3. They think RPing rocks the Earth.
4. They like to bully the badgers too!
5. They enjoy posting in the discussions about themselves in the Graveyard FC!
6. Their vanity compels them to read all the lovely things we say about them.
7. They love it when we RP as them in the Karkaroff RP.
8. they love posting what song their listening too
9. They love listening to our new Death Eater Anthem!
10. They love it when they see pictures of themselves
11. They love it when we write a FF all about them!
12. because Linda is on ss
13. Because they are pretty much the strongest people in the magical world.
14: because they like Lord Borr
15: Because they have the coolest Fan club
16. because they work in the ministry with copper as there assistent
17. Because they find it hilarious that Cooper just awarded Slytherin 2000 points for no reason!
18. to see if Cooper was a death eater
19. Because they enjoy playing many characters in Knockturn Alley!
20. to kidnap all the sser
21. Where else are they going to find all these willing new members to join their ranks?
22: because i is as crazy as their graveyard
23. because they secretly slicked all the girl's brooms in the Flying class!
24. Because they are after Lord Borr
25. Because the come from the house with 3918 points
26. Because they ate Professors Melita's cookies too!
27. because ss is there hideout
28. Because they can do all the things they like.
29. Because Neo Masterson wants to share his acorns with them!
30. Because they can cast curses and never care about it!!
31. Because everybody knows their name at Snitchseeker!
32. Because everyone is afraid of them
33. Because Lemondrop13 is realy voldermort it disguise
34. Because we can never have enough of the dark mark.
35.They have a separate fanclub for themselves only on SS
36. Because they're excited to read all the Fan Fiction entries written about them!
37. they want to see what people are doing in their graveyard
38. They like to RP in the Ministry RPG!
39. They get a kick out of reading about the slave of honor too!
40. They enjoy playing UNO in the SS Chat
41.They have a chance to write their own anthem here.
42. They have the coolest sponsor ever
43. They think Harry Potter is hiding here
44. they want to watch Josh and Jason clean the bathroom up after Lord Borr
45. They enjoy looking at all the crafts people make
46.They have Lord Voldemort
47. They put the "mayhem" in the SS Slogan
48. They have the coolest officers
49. They think SS stands for Sneaky Slytherins.
50. The polls in the TP
51. They would love to edit other peoples' posts for funsies.
52. Random usernotes
53. They have all what it takes to become anything important
54. They like posting nonsense in the TP!
55. Because sometimes they get out of ideas
56.They like requesting graphics in MM!
57. They like to watch the news threads for information on the HBP movie!
58. They like to vote for the SS contests
59.They just like to chat
60. They are the most popular in Hogwarts.
61. Because this time around, THEY chose the Minister!
62. Because They are all big shots
63. They love the sense of community and/or randomness.
64. They like sending PMs to annoy the admin and mods!
65. They ARE the admins and mods. Yes. It's the deep, dark, SS Secret.
66. They finally one of them reached the position of Head Auror
67. They like playing Gobstones in secret alleyways in Hogsmeade.
68. They are always planning a nasty plot
69. Because they can join Harry Potter's FC and glean valuable information.
70. Because they like to show off their impeccable grammar and spelling.
71. Because they don't even dare to miss their grammar or spelling
72. they love wrangling naughty children and elves in the Ministry!
73. They can't stop doing bad stuff
74. Because they can double-post whenever they feel like it.
75. Because they think Dumont makes muggle studies interesting!
76. They love BrennyPenny as well!
77. Because they like to read up on the Clark/Shackleton romance
78. They are still looking for the secret Gobstones meeting!!
79. snitchseeker is where they keep there prisoners
80. They enjoy cheering on their favorite house in Quidditch matches!
81. They wanted to be on time for the Slytherin Quidditch Practice!
82. They can't resist looking at photos in the Gallery!
83. They secretly all want to be Slytherpuffs when they grow up.
84. They wanted to rip down those LILAC stands too!
85. They like to cast Imperio over the members of their FC to get them to enter the FF contest!
86. They try to win every contest on SS
87. They've made Clara their queen!
88. They like winning prizes in the Graveyard!
89. They want Bellatrix to get her own forum!
90. They hate the DA
91. They enjoy doing School RPG homework surprisingly.
92. They try their best to take Hufflepuff from last place.
93. They like playing all the games in the FCs!
94. They know that Avada Kedavra is useful... Sometimes
95. Because Ernie is Bellatrix's husband. Not Rodolphus =)
96.Because Bellatrix loves games.
97. They like to control SS
98. They like to get to become moderators and Admins on SS
99. they like to teach
100. They like to cause trouble in the TP o.O
101. Because THIS Graveyard is their Headquarters and SS is the best. ^__^

1. Domination of one of the world's most influential countries
2. So he can have a cool desk
3. Because he will make everyone shake from fear.
4. Because he loves having music to announce his presence.
5. Because he doesn't fear anyone
6. So he can make his own rules
7. Because unlike American Presidents, his wife doesn't do his job for him!
8. Because once everyone is under his evil influence, they would all be evil, and that way, in the view of the public, no one would be evil.
9. "Because under my rule I promise everyone will agree! IMPERIO!"
10. We won't ever again be bothered by Muggles...AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
11. So there will be agreement among all via one party: The Voldemortists.
12. Because The Cruciatus will be punishment, not detention.
13. "Free Death Eater masks for all, each and every one of us!"
14. Voldemort keeps his promises unlike certain people I know
15. Because the punishments would really be cool.
16. Because he'll but nose slits and snake eyes into style!
17. Because we will all be wearing emerald green for work
18. He looks better in green than BrennyBear.
19. Because he will Kill the PM/P and he will be the only option left
20. Because he promises less taxes - by making less muggle businesses!
21. Because The Dark Lord needs no Vice President!
22. Because there will be mass revolts, and those are fun!
23. The population would lower, and so would global warming!
24. So he can make Australia the biggest most fearless country it should be
25. Because he is superior to George Bush in EVERY way.
26. Because he can make our economic problems disppear with a flick
27. Because he wouldn't make blunders when speaking that would cause people to laugh at him (they wouldn't dare!)
28. He want speak nonsense when he is on national TV
29 And if you thought it was nonsense he'd just AK you.
30. He knows how to spell potatoes!
31. Because Trelawney prophecied it!
32. He wants a cool user tag too!
33. He can do what ever he pleases
34. So he gets his own motorcade
35. His siggy was invaded in the TP too!
36. So that he can exile all those who he doesn't like or who are mean to him!
37. So he could simplify things by making one party only - HIS!
38. Because he wouldn't just have the power of Veto. He would be the only one with lawmaking ability!
39. Because no one can beat him unless it was Harry Potter.
40. So he could actually make question time worth watching
41. Politics would be fun to watch for once.
42. He very much needs Secret Service to protect him from being attacked by the Order.
43. So he can torture people at Guantanamo Bay too!
44. He can set a new definition for breaking the law.
45: Because then he can start a new line of fashion, including his awesome cape.
46. He can wipe out thread from his place of work.
47. Because in simple terms, the end of the world is near to come and everyone goes mad and kills...
48. Because being head of one country is only the starting point ...
49. Because being head of one continent is never the end of invasion
50. He would be good for the economy.
51. To give tax breaks to all his rich DEs, like the Malfoys
52. Secure for all pure blood high positions in the ministry
53. He can cause chaos and watch it from above
54: Because the world will Voldie Earth, not Earth, Voldie Earth
55: He looks nice in a three-piece suit.
56. Because his picture on the money will look awesome.
57. Because his foreign policy would be non-existent!
58. Because he won't have to worry about his wife ruining a good chocolate chip cookie recipe!
59. Because he doesn't have to worry about his wife at all
60. He can meet the Queen and her dogs!
61. He can take the throne from the Queen easily
62. He can have a personal chef cook anything he likes!
63. He can take any house he desires
64. He can hire a personal trainer to keep his girlish figure!
65. He can kill anyone who just looks at him
66. Because after he leaves office, the whole place will become an awesome haunted house!
67. Then he can pardon the turkey every Thanksgiving!
68.He can go for trick or ttreat thruout the whole country.
69. He can have intelligent advisors instead of Wormtail and Goyle.
70. He can make all the people send him candy treats on Halloween, or any other day he chooses!
71. He'd have the entire US military at his disposal!
72. Because dying feels cool
73. He gets to be poked fun at repeatedly on all the late night talk shows!
74. Because he looks good in a suit.
75. Because he can solve any problem even if he had to destroy a complete country to do so
76. Because his brother is Darth Vader.
77. He can have people salute him when he enters a room.
78. He needs no bodyguards.
79. He can force people to carry him on a litter and feed him grapes.
80. He can appoint Nagini to a high ranking position of trust.
81. He can choose which books go on the banned books list!
82. He will take the position of DADA by force.
83. Then there will be better HBP teaser trailers.
84. Because he will make it easier for crimes to happen and what is left from the Auror division to fight.
85. We will have far more fan fics about the Death Eaters!
86. We will have much more power on SS
87. As Death Eaters, everyone will come running to serve us.
88. Secretly, he's a leprechaun.
89. He can preview all new movies before they come out in the theaters!
90. He will allow movies to be downloaded on youtube!
91. He hates sport!
92. He will eliminate broomstick for flying and just allow everyone to fly without them.
93. He doesn't care if Iraq is in the Olympics because no one wins till he wins!
94: He has a van!
95. He doesn't have to worry of opposition, he will just run it over with a giant broom with weels
96. So he can put his feet up in the Oval Office
97. So he can be the star of National Treasure 3!
98. So he can make his birthday a national holiday!
99. So that everyday would be a celebration holiday under his name.
100. So then his FC won't have to make up reasons for him.
101. Because we know that no one will even dare to defy him and we won't have wars on and off every now and then

1. Hex the Gryffindor!
2. Pin the tail on the Muggle!
3. Hide the minister's wife
4. Build a Monopoly on the whole wizarding world!
5. Seek and kill
6. Clue: Who killed the Muggle in the kitchen with the candlestick?
7. Muggle Hunting
8. Scrabbulus
9. mudblood boggle
10. Sorry! - Not!
11. Text Twist
12. Risk - Taking over the world one country at a time!
13. Bridge a way to world domination!
14. Twister - Tangle up their enemies!
15. Hangmuggle
16. Red Rover - send Harry right over!
17. Voldemort May I?
18. Voldopoly
19. Truth or Die
20. Never Have I Ever (Hugged a Muggle!)
21. Tag You're Cursed!
22. Mother May I (Take 3 steps toward the Muggle?)
23. Guess who
24. Boggle your Mind
25. Hide and go Seek Mayhem
26. Wizards' chess
27. Tic, Tac, Off With His Toe
28. I Spy a Muggle
29. Guess Who: The Intended Victim Edition.
30. The Game of Life (after Voldemort fell the first time)
31. Where in the World is Karkaroff (so we can finish him off!)
32. Abraxanshoes
33. duck, duck, your goose is cooked!
34. Don't Wake Voldie (or Nagini!)
35. Hopscotch
36. One two three red muggle
37. Capture the Flag (and the Muggle who guards it!)
38. Trivia Pursuit: Of a Muggle
39. Scatterbodies
40. Red Curse, Green Curse
41. Poison Candyland
42. Imperionary
43. 101 Games the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort like to play
44. Severus Says
45. Muggle Elimination
46. Wizard Roulette
47. Muggle Operation. Perform operations to earn Galleons - but don't set off the alarm - you'll kill him.
48. Ring Around the Rosier
49. Death Eater Uno!
50. Solitare...y Imprisonment
51. I've been hex me out of here
52. Poker (with a sharp stick)
53. i'm a millionaire
54. Family Feud: Malfoys vs. Potters
55. wheel of fortune (twist has death on the weel)
56. Moment of Truth Lies
57. War - Against Muggles
58. Charades - How to Fake Innocence
59. Boggle - can you spell your way out of a grim fate?
60. battleships (with real ships)
61. Press Your Luck - Literally
62: shooting practice - aim at the muggle
63. Who Wants to be a Muggle?
64: blind date with voldermort
65. Hungry Hungry Death Eaters
66: dark mark attack
67. Spin the Muggle
68. find the real Voldermort
69. Tic Tac - Oh No!
70. the unbreakable curse game.
71. Bellatrix or Treat
72. splash the voldermort
73. 21 Muggles
74. Bingo
75. Curse Reaction
76. Are you smarter than a Gryffindor?
77. chess with real people
78. Pop goes the muggle.
79. Jeopardy - Death Eater style
80. golf
81. Tackle the Bloodtraitor Football
82. robbin Hood (robbing the muggles)
83. Big Brother (Voldemort is watching you!)
84. Shipwrecked
85. Risk
86. So you think you can dance...better than Lord Voldemort?
87. rugby
88. Survivor - Death Eater edition
89. war games
90. Jeopardy - Extreme edition
91. exploding baseball
92. Leap Basilisk
93. Wizard chess
94. Ants in my Robes!
95. shrink the muggle
96. Dodge the Death Eater ball
97. headless bowling
98. Rubik's Cube
99. baseball
100. Muggle House
101. shoot the muggle

1. He wasn't hugged enough as a child.
2. he hates muggles
3. He had an evil liver transplant which removes all good from his body
4. He was never loved as a human
5. he wants to take over the world
6. He hates kitty cats.
7. The smell of cabbage makes him crazy!
8. He never ate all his greens
9. superman betrayed him when he was younger.
10. His toothbrush attacked him
11. his girlfriend left him when he was 14
12. He fell over at school and "got a boo-boo"
13. he got pick on at school
14. His meals at the orphanage were unhealthy, he got a heart problem
15. he hated the minister of magic
16. He was told he had cancer
17. He hated James Potter
18. He wanted to be a werewolf
19. He couldn't play quidditch
20. He was made to follow the rules like eveyone else
21. he had tea with Gordon Brown
22. He was mugged by muggles
23. Florean's doesn't carry his favorite flavor of ice cream
24. Dumbledore scared him
25. He never got to play his favorite Quidditch-position.
26. Gringotts goblins stole his money.
27. he hates his name it's to common
28. He was born without a conscience.
29. Underwear is too tight
30. Dropped on his head as a baby
31. The dryer shrunk his favorite t-shirt.
32. His crup ate all his homework
33. His Niffler stole all his shiny objects
34. Nagini tried to milk him.
35. Simon Cowell said he couldn't sing
36. His kneazle ran away.
37. He entered a competition at SS and didn't win!
38. He wanted to be an officer on SS but they wouldn't let him
39. His dentist extracted all his teeth.
40. He was the subject of a Gossip Girl column.
41. He hated his primary school
42. His Birthday was never celebrated
43. His owl bit his finger
44. He failed Muggle Studies
45. He can't do the Tango
46. He hates the idea of dying. Stupid muggle notion!
47. His skin is really dry.
48. He was never good at sports
49. He's suffering from an apthous ulcer on his palate
50. He had to clean his room.
51. He wished more people would apply for the Dept of Mysteries in the Ministry RPG !
52. His cell phone carrier is compatible with the I-Phone
53. He took one too many bludgers to the head
54. Because there is more than 101 reasons
55. He missed his mid-afternoon snack.
56. Because someone bet him at chess
57. When he went on vacation a hurricane hit there.
58. No one was able to bring him chocolate pudding on his 12th birthday
59. He wasn't invited to Dumbledore's birthday party.
60. I think it was because Dumbledore refused to attend his Birthday party
61. He wishes he could fill the position of Activities Officer in the Graveyard!
62. He never found true love *I would fill the officer position if you still searching*
63. He missed his favourite T.V show, 3 times in a row!
64. Lost his favorite game during a road trip
65. Leah Clearwater didn't dream about kissing him
66. Because Half-Blood Prince won't be released until July 2009!
67. And because the game got postponed
68. His 2nd toe is longer than his 1st.
69. He doesn't like the Colts new stadium
70. He's jealous that his SS username isn't italicized!
71. He was turned from an officer position in his own FC
72. Extreme heartburn
73. He had too much homework!
74. He was bummed at spending nearly 12 hours at the airport and on planes in one day.
75. Hannah Montana is taking over the known world faster than he can
76. He never mastered the rictusempra charm
77. His left shoe is on his right foot
78. Someone called him stupid the day he was going to get adopted.
79. A monkey stole his banana
80. It rained on him on the beach when the weather channel predicted it would be a great to go to the beach
81. He has a serious amount of debt
82. He never learned to swim.
83. He can't go to Whimsic Alley for the 10th anniversary party
84. Some one called him serpant face
85. He ran out of sugar and no one would let him borrow a cup!
86. He had dental problems
87. His plan to make the Eiffel Tower a Horcrux failed miserably.
88. Some always tries to bring him down
89. Harry stole his thunder!
90. The girl he asked to the Prom turned him down.
91. Bellatrix, his first love, turned him down and married Rudolphus.
92. Everyone was so afraid of him, everyone avoided him and he was always lonely
93. Donald Trump fired him.
94. American Idol turned him down and he didn't get the chance to go to Hollywood.
95. He was the first "Survivor" to get kicked off the island.
96. He lost his Teddy when he went camping with the orphanage.
97. No one found him while playing hide and seek
98. He is mad that he's not a pure blood.
99. He never had a horse
100. Dumbledore refused to adopt him.
101. He never had a teddy bear to hug.