1. Because they get to throw snowballs at each other.
2. They can make snow sculptures of Voldermore.
3. Voldie can freeze himself easily if he starts to thaw.
4. Because the cold strengthens the Death Eaters.
5. Because Voldemort likes to wear his purple wool scarf and matching ear muffs.
6. They can make snow Aurors and then demolish them.
7. The Death Eaters find it cool to blow smoke patterns with their breath.
8. The Death Eaters can make a ice masks.
9. Bellatrix loves to make snow cones and use her special flavorings.
10. Death Eaters love snow because they can make it black snow.
11. If all else fails and they somehow lose their wands, they can use pointy pieces of ice as weapons.
12. Voldermort sits on a throne of ice.
13. Death Eaters can make Snake fireworks.
14. Death Eaters can make Snow Vampires.
15. Bellatrix has declared herself the evil Ice Queen.
16. Barty Crouch Jr made a tardis out of ice.
17. because then they wont have to use the freezing charm
18. On the day of Christmas, there present to each other is the 'Crucio' curse.
19. Because the Dark Mark tattoo won't hurt as much.
20. 'Morsemorde' is most powerful at this time.
21. because Voldemort has the most nerves then.
22. The Aurors hibernate in the Winter.
23. Harry Potter is not in Hogwarts
24. Dumbledore gets cold at this time of the year.
25. Because they get to burn houses for warmth.
26. They trade Muggle bodies for christmas presents.
27. Because they get to look paler than before
28. They get to buy lots of choclate for me.
29. Winter white is always a great color choice for Lucius and Narcissa.
30. Voldie dresses up as Santa.
31. They enjoy making muggle cookies.
32. They get to wear socks. Everywhere.
33. They can hide under the snow and then jump out unexpectedly.
34. Two words--ear muffs
35. They have a reason to party.
36. They like to make fun shapes out of their breath in the cold air.
37. They can eat choclate chip cookies, shaped like hearts.
38. They prefer long-sleeves to cover their Dark Marks in public.
39. because they can take long walks without the aurors finding them.
40. Voldermorts birthday is in the winter
41. Because Belatrix likes catching snowflakes w/her tongue
42. Voldermort loves to wear red dresses
43. Lucius looks good in fur!
44. Dumbledore is weaker at this time.
45. Because pretty things like flowers and butterflies are nowhere to be seen!
46. They use muggle bodies as fuel for the fire.
47. The Death Eaters enjoy warm drinks from Starbucks.
48. Gives them an excuse to eat marshmellows.
49. They enjoy hottubbing during snowfall.
50. They can enjoy foodfighting!
51. They enter igloo building contests.
52. They love chucking coal at each other.
53. They enjoy snow shoeing.
54. They love to hate posting the long list.
55. Wormtail is an excellent cross-country skier!
56. so they can make snow angels of death
57. They can eat Worms for breakfast.
58. They like the way the Dark Mark glistens in the wintery night sky and reflects off the snow.
59. They love to give RiddleMeThis there Darkmark at this time of year.
60. They enjoy ice fishing in one of those ice house igloo type things.
61. They get to wrap Voldie up for each other.
62. They get to fill their each other's stockings with all kinds of little torture devices.
63. It gives them a reason to be extermely excited
64. The Malfoys sit inside and play board games together.
65. Should it get too cold, Fenrir does double duty as a warm coat.
66. Cos it's Nagini and Voldemort's favourite type of weather- these cold-blooded creatures detest the heat
67. The white snow outlines black cloaks nicely.
68. Narcissa knows that white never goes out of style.
69. Voldie likes to part-ay.
70. The screams of their victims cause mists from their breath and look way cool!
71. Bella gets more crazy at ths time.
72. So the death eaters can get free water.
73. The Death Eaters can hunt for each others Mark.
74. Because Lord Voldemort likes to walk on snow.
75. The have a reason to put the fire on.
76. Because they wont have to pay so much on the bill as much as they had to during Summer.
77. Burger King is cheaper, so Voldie gets his lunch cheaper.
78. Voldie just loves them for the toys in the Kids Meals
79. So Voldy can make excuses saying that the dark mark is a Christmas decoration.
80. No one notices how pale the Death Eaters are in the wintertime.
81. They get to be in debt.
82. Bellatrix needs to work on her Snowboarding skills.
83. Snow dogs shred their fur at this time.
84. Snowflakes look nice in Lucius' hair.
85. The Death Eaters are nearly invisible in a blizzard.
86. They prefer the barreness of winter to the green of spring.
87. Everything around them seems to be so - dead!
88. Everyone acts dead to Voldermorts Avada Kedavra.
89. They all take a trip up to the mountains and go snow tubing.
90. Voldie knows that Riddle will over rule Tiffie's post count
91.Voldemort can look at Riddle and say, "Real cute tactics. Too bad she isn't competing! MUAHAHAHA!"
92. Riddie goes in a huff, "Im not cute!" and elf slaps Voldermort.
93. Voldemort gets angrier in the winter when he gets slapped so he casts the Killing Curse with ease!
94. Riddie uses a mirror to reflect the Lord's killing curse.
95. Voldemort gives up on curses and just pushes Riddle face-first into the snow.
96. Riddie giggles and takes Tiffany with her into the snow. Voldermort loves snow!
97. Death eaters may make Riddie write lines until she learns to spell Tiffanie's name correctly.
98. Death Eaters think Riddie's second mum is cruel.
99. The Death Eaters are often correct about those sorts of things
100. They get to make a list and check it twice.
101. They enjoy counting to 101 more in the winter time!

1. Prunes the roses in his garden.
2. 2 words: Expressive Dance.
3. Curls up on the couch and watches romantic comedies.
4. Reads the comic books.
5. Teaches his daughter Dark Magic.
6. Googles all his death eater friends.
7. works out at a gym
8. knits and crochets stuff for the other Death Eaters
9. Takes his pet basilisk for a slither...
10. Goes to the Scrapbook Expo and learns new scrapbooking techniques.
11. Tries to grow back his hair!
12. Rearranges the furniture in his home
13. Watches the teletubbies on TV.
14. Puts on a pink frilly apron and bakes chocolate chip cookies.
15.puts on a tutu and learns how to do the ballet
16. Paints portraits of dark creatures.
17. Tells Tiffany off.
18. Does oil paintings on velvet
19. Makes Riddie write Tiffanie's name with the correct spelling 100000 times!
20. Works on his tell all autobiography
21. Stalks the S.S. Members
22; He prays xD!
23. He does Tae Bo with Billy Blanks.
24. Reads Manga.
25.He learns to play the harp!
26. Enters his name into internet search engines to catch up on all the gossip, and to see how he is faring in the Top 100 Hottest Evil Doers this week, cursing Stalin and Pol Pot for being ahead of him.
27. Completes Sudoku puzzles in the newspaper.
28. Then spends the rest of the evening thinking "Now what was the point of that?"
29. Runs a dog-walking business.
30. Writes short stories for Woman's Own magazine.
31. Runs a mail order course on how to become a death eater
32. Goes to renaissance faires.
33. Reads all the books for Oprah's book club.
34; He polishes his wand.
35. Opens a little stand where he does temporary tattoos with the Dark Mark.
36. Goes to Muggle kids' playgrounds and slides on the slides.
37. Holds bake sales to raise money for new DE uniforms.
38. Take Muggle Studies Classes (that's his dirty little secret of course)
39. Makes jewelry out of beads and wire.
40. Use a product to make his hair grow.
41. Lights candles and takes an aromatherapy bath.
42. Bakes cookies for Muggle Orphans
43. Prank calls muggles.
44. Get a tan
45. See's a pychcyatrist about his anger issues.
46. Is an extra in various movies.
47. Practices his opera skills.
48. Writes to "Dear Abby" and asks for advice on various social issues.
49. Trains penguins to tap dance.
50. Sews pillows for the Slytherin Common Room (ever wonder why everything's so new there? Now you know) and he hand embroyders the Slytherin crest on the pillows.
51. Waters his hanging plants.
52.Lerns to knit socks from hermione!
53. Refills all his mechanical pencils with graphite.
54)writes his autobiagraphy!
55. Gets a nose job.
56. Goes onstage to perform as the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera on broadway, 3 nights a week
57. Plays minesweeper. Merlin, that game is addicting...
58. Plays the Order of the Pheonix game on the PS2 (but is having trouble with finishing the homework for Professor Snape)
59. Joins me in lecture on Renal pathophysiology.
60)does the cha-cha-cha!!!
61. Learns a new language
62. Eats Dove chocolate bars and salt and vinegar potato chips (like me!)
63. does the robot dance!
64. Lays in bed and counts penguins.
65. Makes art out of jelly belly beans.
66. Walks around in his bathrobe singing Princes of the Universe by Queen
67. Does his laundry!
68. Copies Travolta's dance moves from the movie Saturday Night Fever.
69. Decorates his house for whatever upcoming holiday approaches.
70. Auditions for American Idol.
71. Creates a character and RPs in the Snitchseeker School RPG.
72. Wonders how to become a SS Mod. XD
73. He puts his left foot in, he takes his left foot out...
74;... and he ran away with the spoon.
75. Studies to become a travel agent.
76)tries to become spiderman
77. Eats McDonald's french fries with lots of ketchup.
78; Plays with his pink umbrella.
79. Goes cliffdiving into really shallow water.
80. Tries to become British prime minister
81.Goes shopping
82)counts the stars!
83. Makes Valentines for the members of the FC!
84; Give his members and Officers a kiss each and every week.
85. Attends Weight Watcher meetings and becomes motivated.
86. Watches Martha Stuart and learns how to make fun home decor from pinecones.
87; Voldermort and Snape wonder why the numbers are wrong.
88. Does sudoku, logic problem and word search puzzles.
89. Puts ice on Tiffanie's black eye.
90. Helps Linda rank the Death Eater applicants for the Graveyard (who better?)
91. Starts brainstorming for another 101 Reasons to add to the list.
92. Tries to become a house guest on Big Brother.
93. Stares at a picture of Mr. Clean while shaving his head.
94. Tries out different toothpaste flavors.
95. Makes himself a delicious stromboli.
96. Goes to Bath and Body Works to stock up on all the great January sale items.
97. Studies sleep and then takes a nap.
98. Goes to a crab feed and pigs out.
99. Makes mountains out of molehills.
100. Enters a bowling tournament.
101. Plans it so that Jess could be the 101st thing he does when he's not busy (and the first for her)

1. They have to send Riddie Jester outfits.
2. They like to pretend they don't like the color pink, although they secretly look good in it!
3. They get to send cards of how the hate love each other.
4. They don't like how all the chocolate they eat goes to their hips!
5. Its too emotional for them.
6. They despise that little porker Cupid.
7.they hate all those heart shaped ballons
8. They don't want to see Hallmark make a profit.
9. Voldie goes Moldie.
10. Voldemort makes all the DEs speak only via conversation hearts.
11; They are named Love Givers
12. Bellatrix sings dark love songs to the Dark Lord, causing bleeding ears.
13. Nacrissa ends up giving a Valentines presents to Draco instead of Luicius.
14. Penguins don't dance on Valentine's day.
15)Snape ends up seeing lockhart and his stupic valentiens decoration again!!*cause he is the interior designer
16. Lucius hates when the DEs string pink and red streamers from his very expensive chandeliers.
17. The word love makes them feel all gooshy inside.
18. Voldemort makes Wormtail wear a diaper and shoot poisoned arrows at Muggles.
19. Bellatrix isn't a very cooperative date for the male Death Eaters.
20. The holiday epitomized all that Voldemort has never known and cannot compete with.
21. They dont like the cards.
22. They get purple frizzbe's thrown at them!
23. Bellatrix is allergic to Ferrero Rocher.
24. Narcissa always whines to Lucius that he isn't romantic enough.
25. Those bloody Weasley Love Potions Make them sick!
26. Draco's Valentine is Pansy - no wonder he hates Vday!
27)V-day reminds Lucius of his bad luck!!
28. Pink doesn't really work for Narcissa's skin tone.
29. Bellatrix is never in the mood for a romantic dinner with her hubby.
30. Fenrir refuses to trade kissing for biting.
31. McNair couldn't even get a date if he wasn't a deatheater.
32. The Carrows get stuck spending the holiday with each other... ugh!
33. Voldemort wouldn't know real love if it bit him right on his snakelike nose!
34. The DEs cursed Madam Puddifoot and now she won't let them in her cafe!
35. DE's seem to get over-emotional.
36. Fenrir Greyback looks ridiculous carrying heart-shaped red balloons.
37. Regulus was caught dancing one too many times in Voldies' pink undies.
38)because voldemort cant smell roses cause he has only slits for a nose
39. Igor Karkaroff is dead - tough to enjoy V-day when you're dead.
40. Because the Death Eaters have a hard time finding just the exact sentiments they want to express on a Hallmark card.
42; Bellatrix married a twix bar; sorry she's taken.
43. Barty would rather brew polyjuice potion than icky love potions!
44. Love potions are illegal and highly potent - avada kedavra is quicker.
45. Pink doesn't really go well with Voldemort's skin tone.
46. The Valentine's Day cards are out of the budget for the year.
47. They dislike listening to love songs on the radio all day.
48)The DE wouldnt get pink DE robes anywhere.
49. Igor Karkaroff's cane plays "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" everytime it hits the floor - you'd hate it too after awhile!
50. They wouldn't want their fabulously,evil, reputation to be spoilt by silly traditions, would they?
51. Draco is allergic to conversation hearts.
52. Those little pink heart bath soaps make the Malfoys skin itch.
53. Wormtail confused a heart ballon on a stick for his wand and popped his balloon casting Avada Kedavra!
54. Death eaters are allergic to chocolate... (pity, right?)
55. Alecto Carrow prefers St. Patrick's day because she looks better in green.
56. Lucius can never get his hair to curl just right...
57. The idea of handing out paper Valentines to his DE followers makes Voldemort nauseated.
58. The FDA has banned death eaters from handing out poisoned apples as Valentines.
59. Voldie's a fighter, not a lover.
60. Voldemort is dead, which makes it kind of hard to celebrate the holiday.
61. Wormtail's nails are too long to unwrap any of the chocolates he receives.
62. Bellatrix finds it difficult to groom herself.
63. The sound of "My Funny Valentine" makes all the Death Eaters ill.
64. The DE find it ridiculous to present each other with gifts.
65. Because Rodolphus believes the holiday is much too feminine for his manliness.
66)Because The DE have got tired of the coulor pink.
67. It's hard to celebrate love when you're filled with so much hate.
68)because Snape is forced to wash his hair on that day!
69. Snape doesn't like any show of emotions whatsoever.
70)Because Lucuis has to work out to fit into his valentine robes!
71. Because Lucius refuses to take Narcissa to the resort in Greece.
72)Draco finds it hard to go out with what looks like a pig in a wig!
73. Goyle is too clueless to know what date it is!
74)Wormtail is shorter than his date.
75. Gibbon breaks the camera whenever they take his Valentine photo.
76)Crabbe dosent know the spelling of valentine
77. Valentine's makes Draco giddy and then he passes out.
78)Narcissa finds it hard to make lucius remember valentines day.
79. It's hard to put up Valentine decorations in the Graveyard in the dark...
80)Draco hates the stupid perfume Pansy uses.
81. Draco's wife doesn't like the fact that Pansy still sends him Valentine's cards.
82. They don't want to be forced to decorate their Dark Marks with pink hearts.
83. Voldemort doesn't look very scary with pink eye.
84. Fenrir has a very hard time finding a woman to shower gifts upon.
85. Bellatrix is incapable of feeling any emotion for her husband.
86. Narcissa is constantly jealous that Lucius spends more time with the Dark Lord than with her.
87. Fenrir thinks blood tastes too sweet once his victims have eaten all that V-day chocolate.
88. Walden Macnair is way too tall to make a good cupid.
89. Gibbon sweats profusely and makes the women sick to their stomachs.
90)Mancair constantly offer his valentine to cut her nails with an axe.
91. Regalus chooses a Valentine and then gets scared and changes his mind.
92. Voldemort isn't romantic and can't decide who he wants to pen his words for him on his valentines.
93)voldemort dosent know how make dinner for his valentine
94. The DEs don't get a chance to actually enter our Valentine's Day contest!
95. Whoever is dressed as cupid constantly tries to shoot the bow and arrow.
96. The DEs didn't get any Valentines from the Mixed Up Owl!!
97. Voldemort never has any valentines.
98)The DE find it hard to rhyme words to make a poem for their valentines.
99. Voldemort says that celebrating Valentine's Day makes him too approachable and thus, refuses to 'cramp his style.'
100. The Death Eaters don't think that pink, red and black look well together.
101. Last time Lucius made the Dark Mark pink, Voldemort called him a softy and locked him in a china cabinet.

101 Things the Death Eaters Won't Do/Say in Public

1. "I love Harry Potter!"
2. Hug a Muggle.
3. "Im Half-Blood!"
4. Why can't we all just get along?
5. Dance in the streets while singing Disney songs.
6. Play hopscotch with school children.
7. Announce to the world "I'm a walking contradiction"...
8. "Merlin, Harry Potter is such a brilliant wizard! Really, especially for his age!" *grins widely*
9. Sing at the top of their lungs, "The HILLLLLLLLLLS are alive with the sound of MUUUUUUUUUUSic!!!"
10. Prance around the graveyard, placing roses on all the graves.
11. Watch mickey mouse!
12. "Aww, look at that little puppy. Isn't he just the cutest?"
13. I love Valentines Day!
14. Wear a superman cape to fly around and save the world in.
15. Discuss their passion for reruns of 'Full House'. "I do love that Danny Tanner..."
16. Talk baby-talk to babies they see in strollers *squeaky voice* "Hi there, little buushie wooshie. Yes, yes...I know... mimby wimby mumps..."
17. Laugh in a nice way and not evilly.
18. Read "Babbity Rabbity" to children in St. Mungo's.
19. "I help many old ladies to cross the street."
20. Do the Macarena.
21. Give Galleons to the less fortunate.
22. Fly their brooms to the nearest McDonald's drive thru window.
23Learn to Skate board.
24. Re-enact West Side Story.
25. Pet puppies and other small animals.
26. Hum loves songs while they walk around.
27. Perform jumping jacks while dressed in spandex.
28.Do the salsa.
29. Feed bread to a lakefull of ducks
30. Enact Romeo and Julliet
31. "Joy to the World. Voldemort is dead!"
32. Tell people, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."
33. Sing "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash while dancing down the sidewalk.
34. Follow "Rock the Casbah" up with a heartfelt rendition of "Should I Stay or Should I Go", also by the Clash.
35. And close things up with a Bette Midler classic, "Wind Beneath My Wings"
36. Handing out people flowers.
37. Give out Valentines Day card to all the muggles and muggle-borns and refuse to give any to Death Eaters and purebloods.
38. Set up a photo-shoot emulating Marilyn Monroe.
39. Host the show,"are you smarter than a fifth grader"
40. Thank Mathi for catching that oversight
41)I Love Pink!
42. Choreograph a DE dance number to "Foot Loose" with 80s headbands and cutoff sweatshirts.
43. Re-enact scenes between Danny and Sandy from "Grease"
44. Pick up dirty trashcans and brooms and perform a number from Stomp.
45. Perform any song or dance number from "High School Musical"
46. Play a game of freeze tag in the park.
47. Play Hopscotch.
48. Swallow swords at Muggle carnivals.
49. Perform muggle magic tricks!
50. Tell each other how much they need to hold a Tupperware party.
51. Talk about how love conquers all.
52. Audition for American Idol.
53. "SOOO why are we called death eaters again? Are we supposed to be cannibals or what? I mean its insane"
54. "I think it is time we discussed with Voldemort about these DE robes. We need something a bit more form-fitting to show off my curves." ~ Lucius
55. *Holds up giant, inflatable phone* HELLO!!!!!VOLDEMORT YA SAY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER! I'M ON THE BUS!
56. Read Twilight in a Starbucks cafe.
57; Transform into Rhinos, and say, "You have rice on your nose."
58. Buy a new cell phone
59; DISCLAMIER: They are FRENCH and eat snails.
60. Market their own line of hair care potions.
61; Voldermort: So then I was like AVADA KEDAVRA and he was just like *dead*
62. To the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb: "Voldie had a little snake, little snake, little snake. VOldie has a little snake who held a piece of his soul."
63; Bring sexy back. =]
64. Apply Arithmancy to the purchases of their houses.
65. Use a laptop.
66. Wear a top hat.
67. Wear Hammer pants and hum 2-Legit.
68; Wear rocks and stones.
69. Wish Harry Potter a happy birthday.
70. Have a Taxus tree.
71. Pick each other's noses and/or slits (if you're Voldemort).
72. Be a comdeidan
73. French braid each other's hair.
74: Play nose flute to the tune of Oscar Meyer Wiener.
75. Announce that they love the Beatles.
76. Perform a skit about recycling.
77. Wear a kilt
78. Admit to having blood traitors in their family.
79. Have orange eyes.
80. Sell vacuum cleaners and other assortments of Muggle products.
82. Use a porta-potty.
83. Observational Mime.
84. Interpretive dance of the final Hogwarts Battle.
85.straighten their hair and then do the disco.
86; Sing the badger song.
87. Contemplate why we're all here on this lovely little planet called Earth.
88; Marry in the graveyard. ;O!
89. Help an old lady cross the street.
90; "I love plants and my pants."
91. Proclaim to all who will listen: "I eat my own boogers and I'm proud of it!"
92; Dance... alot
93. Play air guitar in a hair band.
94; Clean up! Tut, tut
95. *singing happily* "Everybody sing this song, Doo-dah Doo-dah,Well everybody sing this song, All the doo-dah day"
96. Refrain from embarassing someone who breaks the rules...
97.Dress Up as Voldemort for Haloween!
98. Take Harry's kids to play on the swings in the park.
99.Distribute Free Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Products
100. Be flatulent.
101. Wear pink in public.

1. An Elder wand.
2. His and Hers pink Bath Robes.
3. Harry Potter plush.
4.A bottle of perfume!
5. A boyfriend for Nagini
6. A Gift Certificate to Split-Souls-R Us
7; A Lemon and A Riddle
8. A potato peeler.
9; A daughter.
10. A Harry Potter bobble-head doll.
11; A Darth Vader doll.
12. A hanging plant.
13. A moody blues album
14. A framed portrait of Harry Potter and friends.
15. A Hippy maid.
16. Self-Help books.
17. An introductory anger management class.
18. Divorce papers.
19.a knitted sweater
20. A hairless chihuahua
21. A nice close fitting knitted cap to cover his head.
22. His and hers towel set reading: Dark Lord and Mrs. Dark Lord
23. A barbie doll
24.A bottle of "Hair Grow" oil
25. A Basilisk egg
26.A bunch of dried flowers
27. A cruise to an island full of Chimaeras
28.A ship which is full of skrewts!
29. A box of Cheez-Its!
30. A book entitled How To Kill Your Enemies In Ten Easy Steps !!
31. A small pink poodle
32.A small canary bird
33. A Partridge in a pear tree
34; A Tomb
35. An Arithmancy profile.
36. A gift card to 'Death, Wrath And Beyond'.
37. Some chapstick
38. A big giant acromantula that can keep him company when Nagini or Bella aren't around.
39. An assortment of Dark Mark candies.
40.A bag full of fake wands
41. Tickets to see Equus on Broadway.
42. Entry into a beauty contest, where he wins the title "Ms. Congeniality"
43. A 134 lb hamburger
44.A bike
45. A horn for said bike.
46; A bell.
47. A trucker hat.
48. A "how to rap" Dvd.
49. A food processor.
50. A few billion galleons
51. A desk to do all his evil plotting on
52. Voldemort fangirls
53. A T-Shirt that says, "My evil henchmen went to kill Karkaroff and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
54. A picture of Voldemort with a beret on.
55. A dreamcatcher.
56. A grumpy house elf that will hit *anyone* with a broom
57. His and hers bath robes.
58.Two cute dolls ,one without a nose...
59. A porta-potty.
60. A resurrection stone.
61. A ceramic unicorn to represent the ones he killed to drink their blood
62.A Chinese Silk worm
63. A quilt with each square containing a different Death Eater's face.
64. A wall hanging with Nagini on it.
65.A mr and mrs voldemort puppet.
66; Cat Milk
67. An Anthology of 80s music. "Footloose! Footloose! Kick off your Sunday shoes..."
68. A lifetime pass to the Reptile House.
69. Jess as his bride!!
70. Basilisk fangs.
71. Snakeskin boots
72. A turquoise sequined halter top
73. A leather jacket with a pink boa
74. A nose ;P
75. An edible arrangements fruit bouquet.
76. A really cool snake ring, in sterling silver with real emerald eyes.
77. A pet Red Fox!
78. Some medical textbooks so he could see the harm of splitting his soul seven times
79. A string quartet to play at the reception.
80. A book on the care and feeding of foxes
81. A deck of bloody playing cards.
82. Botox - the wrinkle reducer!
83. The answer key to the March Egg Hunt!
84. A hug from all of the Graveyard FC members!
85. A Hand of Glory.
86. The pieces of his soul put whole again!
87. A lock of Dumbledore's hair.
88. The prize for the easter egg contest.
89. A root canal
90. A nice toupee, for the lady's sake
91. My first born child.
92. Tanning oil!
93. A 2-liter bottle of Coke
94; Tiffanie.
95. A picture of himself on a Wheaties box
96. A gift certificate for a nose job :p
97 The classic Grudge.
98. A lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
99. A gig as a contestant on Survivor
100. Gryffindor's sword
101. The lead on Broadway in Phantom of the Opera

1. He was jealous of Harry's cool lightning bolt scar.
2. Those round glasses are all the fashion rage.
3. Harry had skiiilllzzz in dueling.
4. He wished he had a mommy who loved him as much.
5. Harry had friends.
6. He thought Aunt Petunia was cute.
7. Harry had a longer wand.
8. Harry's use of parseltongue sounded better.
9. Harry danced better than he did.
10. He wished he had untidy brown hair too.
11. Because Harry is shorter than him.
12. He wanted to be Dumbledore's pet too.
13. He was jealous of the detentions that Harry got.
14. Because He wanted a pretty redhead too!
15. He was bored and needed something to do!
16. Because he wanted Sirius Black to leave 12 Grimmauld Place to him.
17. He wished he had a fat cousin and uncle too!
18. He Wished He Had Eyes Like Harry Instead Of Slits.
19. He wanted to model his rhinoplasty after Harry's nose.
20. He wished he could fly a broomstick like Harry
21. He wanted to be worthy of possessing the Deathly Hallows.
22. Harry didn't have to make Horcruxes to stay alive.
23. He wanted a house elf to save his life too.
24. Because green eyes are more attractive than red ones...
25. He wanted to be a Triwizard champion too!
26. He wished Lily Evans was his mother.
27. He wanted a Hedwig of his own!
28. He was jealous harry had a gringrotts account
29. He wanted to ride a hippogriff too!
30. He wanted to serve a detention with Snape.
31. He wanted to be loved like family by the Weasleys.
32. He always secretly loved Ginny.
33. He wanted a friend as odd and insightful as Luna.
34. He wanted Umbridge to punish him!
35. He didn't like the way Harry smelled.
36. He never told anyone that he liked red more than green.
37. He thought Harry had cuter toes.
38. he was jelous harry was better at tennis
39. Harry had better oral hygeine.
40. He wanted to live in the broom closet.
41. He wanted to be THE most famous Parselmouth.
42. he just wanted to be the most famous.
43. He thought 'The-Boy-Who-Lived' sounded way snazzier than 'You-Know-Who'
44. He wanted to be nice to people
45. He wanted Rita Skeeter to write a lie-ridden story about him too!
46. He always had a crush on Cho Chang.
47. He disliked Harry's constant rule-breaking.
48. He really loved the burgundy and gold robes and the Gryffindor tie that Harry got to wear.
49. Harry was cooler than him.
50. He wished he'd made the house Quidditch team in his first year too.
51. he wished he could cook bacon like harry did.
52.He wished he had a firebolt
53. He wished his patronus was a stag.
54. He wanted to be Draco's biggest enemy.
55. He wanted to attend Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday party too.
56. He always thought Hermione and Ron would make the best sidekicks.
57. He needed something to occupy his time after he ran out of thread for his cross-stitch.
58. He always wanted to be the son of a Marauder.
59; He went the same way as Dumbledore xD
60. He wanted Snape to be in love with his mother too!
61. he wanted to go into the pensive with dumblesore
62.He wanted his interview to apper in the Quibbler
63. he wanted a mum with pretty red hair.
64. He wanted to ride thestrals all the way to London.
65. He was jealous that he never got invited over to the Burrow and Number 12 for the summer and special occasions.
66. He wanted to fly with Hagrid on a motorcycle.
67. He was jealous of Harry's relations with Ron ;P
68. He wished his soul was as intact as Harry's
69. He wanted to see Sirius floo himself to him.
70. He wished he'd had someone like Hermione to correct his homework.
71.He liked going to meet Myrtle.
72. He wanted to be worthy of possessing all three Deathly Hallows.
73. He wanted to have Remus Lupin as a teacher too.
74. He wanted to fly a Ford Anglia to Hogwarts.
75. He wanted to be the one to save Dudley from the Dementors.
76. He wanted to beat a dragon.
77. He wanted a summer birthday too.
78. He wanted to vist friends on school hoildays
79.He liked the dursleys.
80. He wanted to be from Godric's Hollow too!
81. He thought it would be cool to ride a hippogriff.
82. He got over his obsession with play-doh and needed something new to focus on!
83.He wanted to sign a photo taken by colin.
84. He wanted his best friend to cough up slugs too.
85. He wanted nothing more than to be interviewed by Rita Skeeter.
86. He wanted to help Gryffindor win the house cup!
87. He wanted to room with Ron at Hogwarts.
88. He wanted "I must not tell lies" carved into the back of his own hand.
89. He wanted to be "The Boy Who Lived".
90. He disliked the way Harry's feet smelled.
91. He would have loved to be Lily Evans' son.
92. He didn't like the way his hair stuck up in th