James' Comics


Hello and welcome to the comedians of James. James is in the mood to hear some funny Halloween stories about his life at Hogwarts, marriage, fatherhood....anything you can think of as being comical. This idea came from our own Lizzy (BlackGirl) and I know that there are some comics out there in James Land. So bring your writing quills and yourselves and begin this challenge.

And as an added bonus, we are going to turn this into a competition amongst the members here at JPFC in that the person who post the most within the thread before it is closed, will win an awesome prize. Just make sure and follow the rules listed below:


Rules:
1. No double posting. If you happen to double post within the thread, it will be deleted so make sure and have each post count.

2. All SS Rules apply so lets stick to them

3. Make sure and keep everything Halloween related to some sort since it is October

4. Have fun making and sketching your comedies! I look forward to reading them!

James' Halloween
It was James' first Halloween at Hogwarts. He wasn't exactly sure what to do, and what people here did. Did they dress up? Did they trick-or-treat around the castle? Did they get candy. Oh, boy how James loved candy! He was an eleven-year-old, of course he loved candy, but it would be so embarassing to dress up.
"READY FOR HALLOWEEN!" Sirius Black yelled, running down the stairs in a dog costume. James burst out laughing.
"Padfoot, I don't think we're dress up here." he laughed.
"Are you dissing my costume, man?" Sirius asked, not being able to help himself from laughing as well. James nodded.
"Yep. But I say we go find some better costumes." he thought for a minute. "How 'bout a Girl Scout."
"Are you joking?" Remus asked, coming downstairs as well.
"Nope." James said. So the next day, for Halloween, the three (and Peter) were Girl Scouts. They had on skirts, high heels, the blouse, and even the cookies.
"Buy Girl Scout cookies!" Sirius asked everyone. Lily laughed in their faces. No one else dressed up.
"How embarassing..." James mumbled, munching on a cookie.
Ooc: I know, it's not very funny but I tried.
Edit : w00t first to post!

Ugh, I really tried to make this a short comic... I did! I just couldn't help myself... *hangs head*




James: “Wormtail? Where are you? Awe, come on, Pete! I really won’t laugh this time!”



Peter: “…..You promise?”



James: “I swear, bud, I won’t laugh, chuckle, giggle, snigger, titter, guffaw… Or Laugh in any way. Siriously…”



Peter: *sigh* “Oh... Alright…”



:: Peter walks out of the closet where he was silently crying because James had been laughing at his brand new Halloween costume::



James: “Okay everyone!”



:: The entire common room files into the dorm to find Peter in a bunny costume… complete with fluffy tail and cute spell-on pink nose::



Gryffindors: “Wahahahahahaahahahaahahhoohohohooohhohohohohhooho heheheheheheheeeheheckcckckccacacacacahahahahahhah ahhahahah” *deep breath* “Hoohoohoohoohoohoohoohooheeheeheehee”



::Gryffindors walk back out of room after paying James an admission fee to see the amazing teenage wizard with no dignity::



Peter: *gasp* “Jaaaames!!!! You promised! I’m so embarrassed!” *lip quivers*



James: *counting galleons* “What do you mean? I broke no promise! I told you, and I quote,” *looks at script* “‘I swear, bud, I won’t laugh, chuckle, giggle, snigger, titter, guffaw… Or Laugh in any way’” *looks back at Peter* “Now, I never said I wouldn’t tell OTHER people that they could laugh at you, I didn’t say I wouldn’t sell tickets at two galleons a piece to see you make a fool of yourself on a house-scale just to make a hunk o’ cash!”



Peter: “…But you sill humiliated me! I’m never talking to you again!” *stomps foot, wiggles pink spelled-on nose and turns his bunny tail*



James: *still counting* “Awe, come on Wormtail! I swear I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.”



Peter: “No! You are a meanie! I hate you!” *wiggles bunny nose and crunches on carrot*



James: “Oh fine, I’ll share profit with you… How does forty percent sound?”

Peter: “That money is my humiliation! How dare you try to buy my friendship back!?”



James: *shrugs* “Okay then, sixty percent.”



Peter: “Sixty percent?! Alright! Thanks Jam-… Hey! No way. You can’t bribe me to like you again…”



James: “Okay, then Pete; how can I get you to like me again?”



Peter: *thinks*



::Thirty Seconds Later::



Peter: *thinks*



::Twenty Minutes later::



Peter: *thinks*



::Thirty minutes later::



Peter: *thinks*



::Two Hours Later::



James: *yawns* “Hey Pete? We are gunna miss out on all the candy if you take much longer…”



Peter: *thinks* I got it!! You have to dress up as a bunny and walk around like this to get your candy!” *evil grin*



James: *fake gasp of horror* “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”



Peter: “I know it’s harsh, but you deserve it!”



James: “Wow, Wormtail, you are brutal in this revenge thing!” *holds back laughing with great difficulty*



Peter: *seriously* “I know… I have been thinking of writing the complete idiot’s guide to revenge!”



James: “Ah- …no… that was just too perfect a wise-crack setup to actually use…” *Walks into bathroom and changes into bunny costume*



Peter: “Wahahahahahahahahah!”



James: *spells on bunny nose and tail* “Okay, let’s go.”



::James and Peter walk to the entrance hall::



Peter: *standing in front of the great hall door* “I hope this teaches you a good stern lesson, James…”



James: *crunches on a carrot* “Yeah, sure, Doc.”



Peter: *opens door and walks into the great hall, then turns to watch James walk in*



James: *walks into the center of the great hall and clears throat* *crunches on carrot and wiggles bunny nose*



Everyone in the great hall: “AWWWWWW! Look! James Potter is a bunny! How CUUUUUUTE!!!” *everyone rushes forward to pet James and coo over him*



James: *enjoys the attention and wiggles his bunny nose*



Dumbledore: “I think that a congratulations is in order to Mr. James Potter; winner of the cutest costume!” *scratches James behind his fake bunny ear*



Peter: *head in hand* “I just can’t win…”

heres mine...i am not to good but..oh well


James dressed up as elvis
Lily walks by

James~Hey baby
Lily Looks at James holding back laughter
James looks confuised
Lily~Well i see you've taken your 'I am the king' therie siriusly....
James~Yep and i want you to be mah Queen *dances*
Lily~Lemme think.......Yes!
James blinks "Did you say yes!!"
Lily~Nope i said yes because my friend wants to go in my place!!
James glares "Why cant you go with me!!
Lily~ I will go with you if you dress as a pumpkin!
James runs off and puts on pumpkin costume.
Lily falls over laughing,"James i will go with you if you take that off!!"


yea that was terrible!! lol enjoy laughing at my badness

Chapter 1 – Halloween Costume.

James Potter bounded down the Gryffindor Boys Dorm stairs into the common room.

Sirius: Umm Prongs why are you wearing your panties outside a blue outfit with the letter J on it?

James: Umm Padfoot its Halloween.

Shexci Sirikins: Oh yeah (scratches head.) So what are you dressed as?

James: (Rolls eyes.) Jameseyman. (He smiled) Superman changed into me so its Jameseyman.

Sirius: James you plonker. If that’s to try and get Lily to like you forget it.

Remus and Peter bounded down the stairs in a suit attached together.

Remus: Watcher think?

Peter: Remus I need to pee.

Remus jumped out of the costume as fast as you could say pee.

Remus: Off you go Peter.

Peter ran upstairs and came down naked.

Remus: Don’t tell me you were in that costume like that.

James and Sirius roared with laughter and collapsed onto the floor rolling.

Peter: (looks down and screams.) 1 minute.

Sirius: Can we go trick or treating the great hall?

James: I can im dressed up.

Sirius grabbed some glasses and scuffed his hair up.

Sirius: So am I im going as James Potter.

Peter ran downstairs in a dress and a red haired wig.

Peter: Im going as Lily.

The four Maraunders rolled around laughing.


Authors Note: I htink its bad. Chapter two will come when someone else posts.