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Some of you miiiight know who I am from the SS School RP where one might say I am quite active, but the only presence I've had here in the FF area was to enter and win the first round of the Tom Riddle Chronicles (you can read the fun interview I got to do with Ari here). That is about to change though! I'm going to earn that lovely SS Featured Writer tag I'm sporting and hopefully entertain some of you (and admittedly myself) in the process.

This is my first ever fanfic on SS, and its an RP Character story for the ministy roleplay right here on SS. Jane Holland is a new reporter for the Daily Prophet and I thought it might be fun to peek into her mind a bit. Credit to J.K Rowling for the Wizarding World, Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones providing inspiration for the diary parts and everyone who might just find themselves featuring after an interesting RP or three.

Note that at some points I might jump around in time, but it should be pretty clear in this first post where we are at and you can choose to read it chronologically by the date of the story or by the date of my posts, up to you!

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December 2nd 2069
Interviews: 1 0
Pairs of lucky shoes: 1 0
Tubs of ice-cream: 5
Article due: Quick Flicks: How to Fold Robes in Half the Time and Half the Motion

Jane Holland must be crazy. Quite confident staff at Florean’s definitely think so. Might be only thing Jane Holland confident of. Bought enough take home packs of lemondrop and strawberry jam ice-cream to paint every surface in flat and would do so if ice-cream coated wallpaper and shag rug were in vogue. Fairly certain that is not case, so Self will dispose of all ice-cream via lips and store via hips.

Can’t possibly face Mrs Elliot and Mr Spinks at terrible job tomorrow, though they will be dying to know how things went. Self will be ill from disposing of and storing too much ice-cream and will need sick day. Mrs Elliot and Mr Spinks will have to wait.



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Jane looked down at her shoes willing for them, as if by some great stroke of fate, to become the kind of shoes she’d wear for luck in the future. They were new, a little stiff, shiny and squeaky when she flexed her foot. Surely they’d appreciate their first outing into the world being for an interview at Witch Weekly?

She flexed her left foot, watching the leather crease across the top of her foot and listening for the creak that she was sure served as a way for her shoes to tell her that, yes, they would be lucky.

She’d get the job.

“Holland, Jane.” There was a secretary-type in terrifying skyscraper heels standing in the doorway of what was presumably the office that she was about to have her interview in. What felt like a billion pairs of eyes zeroed in on her as the other applicants watched Jane lurch to her feet, the kitten heels at that moment deciding that they didn’t feel all that lucky or significant when compared to the stilettos that were greeting her with a sneer.
“That’s… that’s me.” Jane found her voice and instantly disliked how it heard to her ears. She sounded completely intimidated and out of place, even a little hoarse.

The secretary type raised one perfectly shaped eyebrow and looked down at Jane superciliously. At 5’8, almost 5’9 it wasn’t easy to look down on her, but the secretary-type managed it, her perfectly sculpted nose tipping up to do so.
“Are you sure?”

Jane just smiled and nodded feeling like an idiot. She should just run away. Go back to her boring desk job writing articles for various wizarding periodicals with a consumer base made up mainly of desperate housewitches or the old and decrepit.

Hobby Model Brooms Take Flight.

Best Bookshops of the Wizarding World.

Elbows In: 48 Fascinating Floo Destinations.

Feeling the Burn: Adventures with Galbrathian Fire.


She walked past the secretary-type, very aware of her own heavy footfalls even through the thick carpet, which was seemingly designed with the sole purpose of rendering it impossible to walk through it in kitten heels.

Don’t fall over. Don’t fall over.

Jane was proud of herself when she made it to the office and sat down in a stiff little chair that faced the desk.
“Oh by all means, sit down.” The voice positively dripped and Jane blushed slightly, choosing not to look at the secretary.

The tarty looking secretary.

The… secretarty?

Jane smiled sweetly to herself, feeling a little better. The feeling lasted all of ten seconds and the secretarty sat on the expansive wooden desk with the air of someone that had made themselves quite comfortable on that particular surface a million times before in a million different ways.
“Your kind doesn’t belong here, you know that don’t you?” Secretarty told her in a casual voice, examining the talons on one hand and crossed her legs.

Jane was fascinated. How on earth was that woman able to cross her leg over then tuck her ankle back under her calf like that? How? Was it a beanpole thing? The woman was very long and thin, almost sinuous. She, the secretarty, was the type that had legs up to places where torsos should have begun. Whereas she, Jane, had legs that occasionally helped but mostly hindered in her efforts to get from one place to another, and a torso she preferred not to acknowledge in the slightest.

“I’m not sure what you mean.” Jane found her voice and made it a little firmer, “I am very experienced in the industry, and my resume outlines my achievements quite clearly.”
“But you don’t look like much of a go-getter. We run on a schedule, a tight one. You don’t look like you run period, let alone fit something tight.”

There was a horrible silence and Jane felt her throat close up and her face turn what she was sure could only be an alarming shade of tomato red.

“I… I’m a writer?” Jane answered faintly. Why had that come out like a question? And why was she suddenly very aware of where her hips touched the wooden arms of the chair? She squeezed her legs together and sucked in a breath, trying to appear nonchalant. “My appearance has nothing to do with the quality of my work. And I interned at Spella Weekly for a while…”

The secretarty laughed, sounding to Jane like a deranged crup.
“If you think that is enough to get you a job here, then I truly feel sorry for you.” She stood up suddenly and laughed again. “Mr Harding will be with you in just a little while. Good luck.”

Jane watched as the secretarty sashayed out of the office, leaving her alone in the heavy silence.

After a moment she squeezed herself out of the chair, picked up her bag and fled from the office, stumbling slightly in the waiting room and feeling all the other applicants staring at her. Jane slipped her shoes off and hurried out of the Witch Weekly offices barefoot.

Home.

Icecream.


And the new shoes would go in the trash.


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Tegz, you're such an amazing writer! I always knew that, though, from reading your roleplay posts. Seeing you write in story form just put it into perspective.

I like the way you really took the time to describe things in great detail, like the fold in the shoes and saying the higher heels had "a sneer." You did exceptionally well with those parts. Secretarty was pretty funny, too!

Well done! I can't wait for more!
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Aww Tegz! I love dis already. Hehe I might actually have to faithfully follow a fanfic... since you know, it relates to writing and writers and the DP and all.



Brilliant start! Jane seems so real, as do those headlines. Heh. PAMS!
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I thought the secretarty bit was charming myself.

I love Jane already. She's completely real and I can't wait for you write more. So. Erm. What's that odd phrase they use around here?

PAMS? Heh. *dork* *high fives*
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I loved the secretarty part. XD You're all descriptive and all clever-like. Loff it so far. I'm loving Jane too. Sarah wouldn't mind meeting her one day. ^^

PAMS! Hahaha. Oh yah. -dances-
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Aw poor Baby Jane. She seems so sweet and so real. Do I need to tell you you're good? No? Good.

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Soooo... I've decided that I'll be accepting ideas for 'articles' that Jane has (or will... hehe) write. And I might just write a few of them too. So if anyone has any that they'd like to see or what have you... PM me or jab me on msn.

Meanwhile... *edits a few things and prepares to post*

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Tegz, you're such an amazing writer! I always knew that, though, from reading your roleplay posts. Seeing you write in story form just put it into perspective.

I like the way you really took the time to describe things in great detail, like the fold in the shoes and saying the higher heels had "a sneer." You did exceptionally well with those parts. Secretarty was pretty funny, too!

Well done! I can't wait for more!
Thank you Anna! I'm super glad you liked it. It makes it easier when you like the character, both for the reader and as the writer.

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Aww Tegz! I love dis already. Hehe I might actually have to faithfully follow a fanfic... since you know, it relates to writing and writers and the DP and all.



Brilliant start! Jane seems so real, as do those headlines. Heh. PAMS!
I might actually have to do my best to keep you interested then
The DP is coming, that's for sure.

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I love Jane already. She's completely real and I can't wait for you write more. So. Erm. What's that odd phrase they use around here?

PAMS? Heh. *dork* *high fives*
*high fives back*

She's... talking to me. All the time. O_O She has opinions on things. Mmmm it would have been fun if she were brave enough to say the tarty thing out loud, but alas she is not!

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Teggzzz! Eeeppppp.... Great so far.

I loved the secretarty part. XD You're all descriptive and all clever-like. Loff it so far. I'm loving Jane too. Sarah wouldn't mind meeting her one day. ^^

PAMS! Hahaha. Oh yah. -dances-
Oh I'm glad you like it And you can almost guarantee that anyone Jane meets will end up in here in some form.

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Oh Tegan... your writing is just amazing. I love it. And Jane is such a sweetie. *snuggles her and her unlucky shoes*
She liked those shoes too. *sigh* Just not very practical.

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Aw poor Baby Jane. She seems so sweet and so real. Do I need to tell you you're good? No? Good.


I want to READ these articles.

Do it.

Do it.
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I might just have to...

write those articles.

Mmmhmmm.

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December 5th 2069

Interviews: 4
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Current Article: Does the Wand Make the Wizard?

Rearranged desk today. Jane Holland wrote name over and over alongside Hot Quidditch Player’s name instead of researching wands. Discovered the troublesome nature of pencils. Self spent valuable minutes of life learning this. Mr. Cole spent valuable minutes examining Self’s rear. Jane Holland is not a world class pencil thrower but still manages to get self noticed. Mrs. Elliot is right about pencil philosophy. Self must think on this and publish world recognized self help book and retire on profits.



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It wasn’t until after Jane had spent a good few minutes crawling under her desk that she realized that she could have just accio’d the pencil that she’d dropped instead of squeezing under the desk and letting her derriere wave around for all and sundry to see. A bit short of breath, Jane dragged herself into her chair and leaned back against the high wooden back. She let out a sigh and looked around the office at her co-workers, not one of them younger than fifty. Mr. Cole was watching her, staring owlishly through his thick lenses and Jane had the distinct impression that he’d been watching her crawl about a moment before. Dirty old coot.

She sighed again and looked down at the notepad in front of her where she was planning out her article which was due at the end of the day. She’d not had any interviews since Monday, and not having to go in to face tarty secretaries before even getting to the interview part was quite relaxing. Jane was less relaxed when she thought about the interviews she hadn’t yet heard anything back about. When she let herself think of those, she found her guts clenching up and her heart thumping out of her chest.

She was going nowhere fast in this job, writing dry and boring articles and trying her best to add a bit of pizzazz to proceedings. What Jane wanted was to be a jet setting world famous reporter; renowned to the Nth degree. Whether with a magazine or a newspaper, Jane didn’t care. She wanted her name on a pretty byline, she wanted respect and she wanted acceptance. Sure the old dried husks working here accepted her, but just as Mrs. Elliot said, Jane was too young to be hiding away in a dusty periodicals office. Here they wrote filler articles for Witch Housekeeping, Wizards’ Choice and The Warlock at Home as well as some of the academic journals like Challenges in Charming and Transfiguration Today.

She did not get to go out there and find a story, talk to people and hear their version of whatever exciting event had occurred, or write interesting articles about life and society, and she certainly did not get to spend all that much time socializing with witches and wizards her own age. Her colleagues, Mrs. Charmaine Elliot age fifty-nine and Mr. David Spinks age sixty-four, were really Jane’s only friends. At not quite twenty-three, this was a dilemma of epic proportions.

She sighed again and started making little doodles in the margins of her notepad, the pressure lines on the paper that were not being filled in by grey, suddenly revealed that the dropped pencil had, at some point during its brief foray into the silent and dust-bunny filled world of under-the-desk, lost its lead. Letting out a little noise of frustration, Jane hurled her pencil, half turning as she tossed it. The pencil whirled end over end until it hit the forehead of a matronly woman with an audible clack. Jane’s eyes widened at the exclamation of surprise and pain that Mrs. Elliot let out, and she clapped her hand over her mouth for a moment before practically flying out of her seat and over to the woman’s side.

“Oh Mrs. Elliot, I’m dreadfully sorry! Are you alright? Let me help you sit down!” Jane took her friend’s arm and fussed, feeling quite embarrassed and showing it with the blush that drenched her cheeks.

“What in Merlin’s name did that poor pencil do to you?” Mrs. Elliot allowed herself to be led to a chair and rubbed at her head. Mr. Cole who had been watching owlishly, noted in an oddly tinny sounding voice.
“A pencil is much more aerodynamic than a quill I think, that’s why I use ‘em myself.” He shook his desk drawer, which remained in a permanent half-open state, and it rattled with the sound of at least a hundred wooden pencils knocking together.

“Oh! I- it broke.” Jane explained apologetically, “Or at least the lead did, after I had to crawl around on my knees for it, it wouldn’t do what I needed it to, so I threw it.” She glanced over at Mr. Cole and nodded absently, “I use pencils because I’m muggleborn.”

“Well no harm done dear! It woke me up, it did!” Mrs. Elliot said, “and you should keep your pencil philosophy in mind when it comes to men, dear.” The woman waggled her finger at Jane and suddenly a look of consternation crossed her face. “Oh! And I was coming over to talk to you anyway; I just got an owl that was for you.” She patted herself down and pulled a piece of parchment marked with Jane’s name from her pocket, offering it to Jane with a mischievous old-lady smile.

“An owl?” Jane eyed the piece of parchment nervously, not even daring to hope that it was a response to one of the interviews she’d been on, let alone hope that it would be an acceptance letter.

“Well, read it! Go on!” Mrs. Elliot shoved it into Jane’s hands and Jane had to make a wild grab for it to stop it from dropping to the floor. It had to be good news, right?

Right?

She broke open the seal and looked up at Mrs. Elliot for reassurance. When the older woman nodded kindly, Jane unfolded the parchment and read it hurriedly. Then she read it again. “I got it.” She murmured quietly. “I got the job! I got it! The Daily Prophet! A SERIOUS publication!” She bounced up and down in a way that a bigger girl probably should not. Jane read the letter again. “Lifestyle writer!

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Haha Oh Eggz. As you probably suspect, the journal entries at the beginnings ARE my favorite bits. Guh. And her bum and the desk. SHE IS A BIT BRIDGET-Y!!


.... when do we meet the Daniel Cleaver?


I can has a fountain fight?

Eggz. You're brilliant. Your writing is brilliant. Jane is brilliant.


Jane Holland wrote name over and over alongside Hot Quidditch Player’s name instead of researching wands.

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YAAAAAAY updates! Brilliant as always Tegz. And yes. I fully expect articles to go along with those headlines.

This also... had me going hmm...."you should keep your pencil philosophy in mind when it comes to men, dear."

Hmm.
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TEGZ. Hehe. I agree with Le Touz. The journal entry bits are amusing. Very a la Bridget, but they don't SOUND like Bridget.

I love how fleshed out your extras are... it shows you've put as much thought into them as into Jane. I'm sorry that Jane is currently poking your brain (although I know how that feels) but I'm glad she's entertaining us in the process.

Can't wait for Jane to start at DP and meet the whole crazy cast.
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Mmmmm. Apparently I write a lot? Because... I had to split it down again. Yes. But that means the next update will be... tomorrow. Yes.

So thats three set on the same day hehe.

I can only imagine how many entries it will take to write up the first day at the DP!

*prepares my post*

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.... when do we meet the Daniel Cleaver?


I can has a fountain fight?

Eggz. You're brilliant. Your writing is brilliant. Jane is brilliant.


Jane Holland wrote name over and over alongside Hot Quidditch Player’s name instead of researching wands.

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Daniel Cleaver indeed. *Eyes him* I think Daniel Cleaver might be nicer. Pretty sure actually.

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This also... had me going hmm...."you should keep your pencil philosophy in mind when it comes to men, dear."

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YAAAAY! *Flails* I shall most certainly do precisely that. Articles mmmhmmmm.

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I love how fleshed out your extras are... it shows you've put as much thought into them as into Jane. I'm sorry that Jane is currently poking your brain (although I know how that feels) but I'm glad she's entertaining us in the process.

Can't wait for Jane to start at DP and meet the whole crazy cast.
I'm glad they don't SOUND like Bridget, its more of a hommage to, than a direct port of Bridget. Kind of... because of you and Touz. You know this, yes you do.

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“I knew you would, dear! I knew someone would see the value in you eventually!” Mrs. Elliot’s eyes crinkled at Jane in doting, old lady smile. “And now you can move on to bigger and brighter things and leave us old fogies behind!”

Jane, who had been staring at the parchment in her hand with an expression of childish glee, slowly lowered it and looked up at Mrs. Elliot. She had, of course, known that it would mean her leaving. That had kind of been the point after all, but it hadn’t truly sunk in that she’d be leaving people behind.

“Oh! But I’ll miss you. I’ll visit, I promise!” She leaned down and wrapped the older woman in a squishy hug, suddenly thankful that the woman had been so nice and welcoming to her. “And I’ll still come to bingo night!”

A gravelly chuckle was heard from behind her and Jane straightened up and turned towards the sound. She smiled at the sight of Mr. Spinks who had that grandfatherly look on his face that always fluctuated between the two extremes of disapproval and pride.
“I knew you could do it, Janey. You are a wonderful writer.”

“You are! Wonderful!” Mrs. Elliot agreed and clapped her hands together a few times. “Back to work! Back to work! David, come with me, we have things to discuss.”

Jane wrinkled her nose and took her broken pencil back to her desk. She wouldn’t be starting at the Daily Prophet for awhile and she did technically still have work to do here. She sat down and fussed around a bit to make it look like she was working, since clearly ---CLEARLY-- it was impossible for her to actually accomplish anything except for self-congratulatory squeeing. She glanced up at Mr. Cole once and immediately looked away.

Eh. Won’t miss him.

Apparently Jane had managed to make her glance invitational though, because Mr. Cole suddenly appeared behind her, still seated on his rolling office chair and breathing creepily on her neck. Jane cringed a little and turned around slowly to see him smiling beadily at her. He made a sudden move, much like he was saluting with his wand before starting a duel.

OhMyMerlin! He’s finally cracked! He’s going to murder me!

Jane jumped and tried to focus on the wan… oh. The pencil. She blushed and her eyes flickered down to the one she had had a hissy fit over a few moments ago, then back up at Mr. Cole as he stretched out his gnarled and shaking hand, the fingers gripping the new pencil so tightly that his tobacco stained joints were turning white. He let out a slow and sticky breath, an alarming little mist hitting Jane’s neck and the exposed skin of her chest.

Ew.

She offered an awkward little smile and tentatively reached out her hand to take the pencil, noticing as she did so that the pink nail polish she wore was chipped and needed a touch up.

“…I’ll miss you when you’re gone.” Mr. Cole told her breathily and thrust the pencil into Jane’s hand. The pencil was clammy and Jane looked down at her hand and at her fingers as they closed reluctantly around the pencil.

“…I kissed it for luck.”

Jane let out an uncomfortable, mono-syllabic, high-pitched sound, managing to like a cross between a seagull and a donkey.

“…Thaaaaaank you?” Jane’s voice rose, subconsciously asking if he was going to leave her alone now. Yes indeed. She desperately needed to go wash now. She couldn’t help moving her fingers experimentally and in a disgusted sort of fascination, attempt to figure out what part of the clamminess on the pencil was slobber and what part of it was sweat. Though really, if she was going to experience old man bodily fluids, Jane was glad it was those two; all the other options were too alarming to consider and yet she was convinced it wouldn’t be beyond Mr. Cole to attempt to share more of himself; boogers and blood were not on her agenda.

“Welcome.” He breathed on her again and started peddling his feet backwards, pushing against the ground and rolling himself and his chair back to his desk without taking his beady eyes off of Jane for even a moment. He even continued to stare at her for a few minutes once he had reached his desk.

Completely grossed out, she watched him and then, when Mr. Cole pulled another pencil from his drawer and started smooching it noisily, Jane’s eyes widened in alarm and she practically bolted from her seat and fled to the bathroom. Clammy pencil still in hand, much as if it were gummed there, Jane rushed past Mrs. Elliot and Mr. Spinks and did not even noticed the shifty old-people gleam in their eyes, or that they hurried towards her desk even as she left it.

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I am in the general consensus, I do believe, that Mister Cole is a CREEPY CREEPER EW! Just reading his bits made my skin crawl and make me want to cry. D: Poor Jane. Ag. RUN JANE. RUN.

I must agree with everyone else, also, that the writing style is very cute. The Bridget Jones thing is really working. PLUS. You're a FANTASTIC writer. -stares-

Very jealous of your amazing skills. o: Keep up the work! Eeeep. Looking forward to more of Jane. Journalists unite!
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I very much like Jane, so keep it up.
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I am in the general consensus, I do believe, that Mister Cole is a CREEPY CREEPER EW! Just reading his bits made my skin crawl and make me want to cry. D: Poor Jane. Ag. RUN JANE. RUN.

I must agree with everyone else, also, that the writing style is very cute. The Bridget Jones thing is really working. PLUS. You're a FANTASTIC writer. -stares-

Very jealous of your amazing skills. o: Keep up the work! Eeeep. Looking forward to more of Jane. Journalists unite!
Creepy creeper is creepy.
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Step up or step sideways?


Wooooo I'm glad you guys are enjoying this. And we are getting ever closer to the first day at the Daily Prophet.

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Streamers v. classy, Balloons v. frightening.
Danced with Mr Cole to wrock songs on wireless. Felt like a giant. Informed Mr. Cole that Self’s eyes were located higher up.

Surprise visit by Hot Quidditch Player. Self covered in crumbs from pigging out on party food. Crumbs discovered when HQP informed Jane Holland he was ‘quite hungry’.

Much embarrassment and satisfaction followed.




She pushed the bathroom door open and went to the sink immediately. Jane caught sight of the pencil in her hand and flung it in the sink.

“Gross!”

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew

Jane turned the taps on full strength, soaking herself in the process. Cursing under her breath, she tugged some paper towels out of the dispenser and attempted to blot the water from her clothing, even while she was trying to decontaminate her hands and her chest where old man breath had sprayed a fine yet no less icky mist on her exposed skin. It took a good five minutes or so before Jane was, in her opinion, about as decontaminated as she could get and she breathed a sigh of relief.

She couldn’t quite help the excited grin on her face as she caught her reflection in the mirror, even the little bits of paper towel that were stuck to her from her attempts to blot up the water she’d accidentally drenched herself with weren’t enough to dampen her good mood. New job. NEW JOB!

It took another few minutes before she managed to get herself at least mildly presentable and with one more glance in the mirror she headed out of the bathroom, her heels clipping smartly on the tiles until she crossed the threshold into industrial carpet territory. It was only because Jane was trying to keep up the clip clopping of her shoes and yet trying not to push it into more of an elephantine stomp that she noticed the industrial carpet happened to be covered in sparkly confetti.

“What...?”

She looked up to see her desk was simply surrounded in shiny streamers and some balloons which, Jane was certain had to have been left over from a bachelor party of some sort, based on the alarming caricature of a very curvaceous woman in a polka dot bikini depicted on the front.Her favourite old fogies, along with a few other, less interested parties, were standing around, clearly waiting for her reappearance.And for cake.

Many of them, Jane was sure, were only in it for the cake.

“Surprise!” Mr Spinks managed to sound particularly proud and grandfatherly, but as he gestured at the decorations, Jane wasn’t entirely sure if he was proud of her or of his efforts to pimp out her desk area. Mrs. Elliot bumbled over, holding a cake that looked very decadent. It’s appearance was welcomed with a chorus of impatient mumbles and it arrived at her desk at almost the same moment that Jane did. She examined the cake and made appropriate oohs and aahs at the fancy lettering that spelled out C-O-N-G-R-A-T-S.

“It cost extra for more letters.” Mrs. Elliot explained just as Mr. Cole turned on the wireless and hitched the volume up, swaying suggestively.

“Oh it’s perfect! Really! All of it is!” Jane answered Mrs. Elliot, her voice rising up to be heard over the music. Who needed -ulations anyway? She smiled at Mrs. Elliot and gestured at the decorations, trying very hard not to look at the alarming balloons.

“Got them cheap.” Mrs Spinks told her and jabbed at a balloon. “Looks a bit like you, Jane dear!” He caught one of the balloons and brandished it for everyone to have a decent look at it, squishing it so that the woman pictured on the front expanded somewhat. He addressed the others in a doting voice, “Doesn’t it look like Janey?”

There was an impatient sort of mass murmur and Jane looked at her feet as she gestured at Mrs. Elliot, who was agreeing voraciously, attempting to indicate that the older woman should cut up the cake in order to please the masses. Mr. Cole eyed the nearest balloon speculatively and snapped his fingers to the beat of the music. Jane, trying for an air of unconcern, ate a sausage roll or four, not noticing the bits of pastry crumbs that got caught on her clothes.

“You know,” A new voice broke in speculatively and Jane’s eyes widened in alarmed recognition, “I think I’d quite like to see Janey in polka dots.”

Jane turned around, every part of her lighting up upon seeing Adriano Toussaint, Keeper for the Italian National Quidditch Team. He was examining her lazily, almost rudely and in much the same way that her soon-to-be-former workmates were eyeing up the cake. Jane did not mind this one bit. What she did mind was the breathy noise of agreement that came from near her left shoulder.

“Will you dance with me? I brought music.” Mr Cole who had still been gripping one of the psuedo-Jane balloons, suddenly did an odd little shimmy and Jane watched in alarm as he let go of the balloon and snapped his fingers.

She looked over at Adriano as he snorted in amusement and offered her a ‘go ahead’ gesture, as if he were granting her some huge favour by letting her do so. Jane was stricken and shot him a look that clearly indicated she desired rescue, but Adri had already turned his not inconsiderable charm toward chatting up some of the cake people. Mr. Cole slid his arms around her and, feeling a bit defeated, Jane just sort of swayed awkwardly from side to side and found herself having to firmly inform Mr. Cole to keep his hands and his eyes up.

She managed to escape after a moment or so and picked up a decent sized bit of cake. It was really very nice, but completely the falling apart kind and so Jane had to stuff it in her mouth or risk loosing it to the carpet. Her fingers, covered in icing from the cake gave a spasm of alarm when she noticed the pastry crumbs that were caught on her clothes.

Oh crap! Can’t brush them off!

A good dollop of cake had managed to stick to her collarbone somehow too and Jane stuffed her fingers in her mouth in a futile attempt to suck them off so she could use her hands to brush the crumbs from her shirt before HQP noticed what a mess she was. Where had he..?

“You know, I find myself to be quite hungry.” Adri was suddenly right there and Jane froze with her fingers still in her mouth, her cheeks blossoming red. She watched him, wide eyed as he leaned sl-o-ow-ly closer and licked the sticky bit of cake from her skin.

“There is plenty more cake here, dearie!” Mrs. Elliot piped up and was immediately hushed by Mr. Spinks who shot Jane an encouraging look. She died on the spot a few times.

“Thank you, but it isn’t cake that I’m hungry for.” Adri answered lazily and, without paying further attention to anyone else, he slid both of his arms around Jane’s waist and disapparated them both, the only remaining evidence that Jane had been present at all was the surprised squawk that echoed around the room.
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