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Maddzy's 100 Hem-Hem-Tastic Drabbles For Dolores Umbridge - Sa13+
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Dolores groaned as she unpacked her new parcel.
'Not new dress robes...' she muttered. 'When is my mother going to learn that I am not a teenager any more? She is ancient herself, she must know'. Just then, her cat came in and almost died of laughter.
'What's so funny?' Dolores asked. The cat choked with peals of uncontrollable laughing.
'You look like an elephant frog!' the cat laughed.
'How do you talk?' Dolores asked suspiciously.
'I don't know!' the cat squealed, walking back out.
Dolores wore her dress robes to the dance, and everyone laughed until they died.
Last edited by DontCallMeNymphadora : 09-22-2007 at 08:13 PM.
Dolores Umbridge was bored. She picked up her wand and pointed it at the cat on her plate. There was a ZAP!, and the cat grew a beard! Dolores smiled evilly and left her office. For the rest of the day, she chased people around, and making them grow beards! ZAP! Filch grew a beard. ZAP! Then Malfoy. ZAP! And McGonagall. ZAP! Mrs Norris didn't escape beardiness.
Umbridge ran around the castle until everyone got a beard. Then, she made an educational decree - Anyone With a Beard Must Chicken Dance. So she got her camera and filmed everyone Chicken Dancing.
Have a very Harry day!!
Maddzy's 100 Hem-Hem-Tastic Drabbles For Dolores Umbridge - Sa13+ 
