(oneshot)
This is a oneshot about Harry and Ginny that takes place in the sixth-year boy’s dormitory about a week into Harry and Ginny’s short relationship, which I am obsessed with *squee!!*. I basically made this up in my head this morning, so decided to turn it into an all-dialogue oneshot! Both speak alternately, so it should easily be able to follow who’s talking even though I haven’t written “said Harry” and “said Ginny” after every sentence
Cute
“Ginny, what’s wrong? What’s happened now?”
“I can’t find a STUPID QUILL!”
“I see… what a serious issue.”
“Why are you laughing?!”
“Because you’re cute.”
“I AM NOT CUTE! I’m really hacked off…”
…
“Cute.”
“STOP LAUGHING! … How is me being angry cute?!”
“Because it shows how feisty you are and it’s just so cute! Adding to that, your hair flies everywhere and looks really… erm… nice... I love it when you’re angry, I just end up wanting to hug you.”
“Well you can’t because I’m too busy trying to find a STUPID QUILL!”
“Fine then. I’ll just cuddle my pillow girlfriend Jane then!”
“Your pillow girlfriend?”
“Yes. Isn’t she beautiful?”
“Fine! I won’t have you cheating on me with
a pillow called Jane…”
“That’s better, you’re nicer to cuddle than a pillow.”
…
“Ginny?”
“Yes?”
“I bet I love you more than you love me.”
“Oh don’t talk rubbish.”
“Oh I forgot, you hate cute love don’t you?”
“Yes, I hate it when couples are cute. Besides, it’s obvious that I love you way more, not sure about Jane though you’ll have to ask her yourself.”
“Oh! Being cute now are we?”
“Oh go away, I’m just not having a pillow steal my man!”
“Don’t make me choose between you and Jane! She’s very soft y’know…”
“I’ll beat the soft out of her if she steals you from me.”
…
“Ginny?”
“What?!”
“Did you say I was your
man?”
“Yes I did. You are my man!”
“Boy more like, stop giggling…”
“Ow! Why did you poke me?!”
“Because I’m a man and that’s what men do. OW! Why did you
punch me?!”
“Because men do not poke their girlfriends, they are punched by their girlfriends.”
“Oh... woops… it wasn’t a hard poke though was it? Because I didn’t want to actually hurt you at all…”
“No it wasn’t, I know you wouldn’t really try and hurt me. I actually trust you y’know, which is something I’d have never admitted to Dean. I trust you because you saved my life, and because I know I’m your
woman!”
“You are such a giggler! … It’s cute…”
“Shut it baby.”
“Baby? I hate that…”
“Really? I think it’s cute!”
The End!