My EEFFD: Squid Bait
Part one:

The trio enters the Great Hall for Breakfast on a Monday morning. It was a great weekend; they had gone to Honeydukes and were still buzzing off the sugar high. They found it odd that everyone was quiet. They sat down at the Gryffindor table and waited to see what Dumbledore wished to announce.
“I have a quick announcement I need to say before we may eat.” Dumbledore says. He has an odd look to him; he seems to have lost some weight. “If anyone has any fried Octopus, you must turn it in to me at once! Anyone found with fried octopus with out giving it to me will be expelled immediately.”
Harry looks at Ron and says “What’s going on? Why can’t he just go down to the kitchens and ask for some?”
“I reckon they don’t have any, I have never seen any served here before.” Ron answers. “Hey do you guys hear that? What’s Malfoy complaining about now?”
Ron and Harry turn to see Draco Malfoy, proud Slytherin, to be arguing with a Hufflepuff prefect.
“I don’t care what the sorting hat said! I want to be in your house!” Malfoy yells.
“Why do you want to be a Hufflepuff? I thought you loved Slytherin.” The prefect answers curtly.
“Oh yes, I did but look at the people who are in my house.” Malfoy says and he points to Crabbe and Goyle. “They’re the biggest idiots in the school!” Malfoy said.
“Well, you will just have to live with it.” The prefect said.
“Wait till I tell my dad.” Malfoy growls as he walks away.

As Hermione is heading for her Charms class, alone since she has a different schedule than Harry and Ron, she sees Dumbledore entering the kitchen. She quickly follows him to see what is going on. She overhears him speaking to Dobby.
“What do you don’t have any fried octopus? What am I paying you for then?” Dumbledore rages.
“You may have this sir.” Dobby said and he holds up a tray with half and orange on it.
Dumbledore grabs the orange and throws it so it lands on Winky’s nose. “You’re lucky I don’t fire you” He said as he storms out.
Hermione is shocked by this outburst and rushes in to see if Dobby and Winky are ok. She sees Winky sitting by the fire drinking butterbeer and completely ignoring the orange on her nose. She then spots Dobby smashing his head in to the wall.
“Dobby, stop that!” Hermione shrieks. “It’s not your fault Dumbledore has gone mental. Please stop,” Hermione says as she attempts to pull Dobby away from the wall.
“Okay, I will stop. But I need to find my master some octopus.” Dobby replies.
“Don’t worry, he will either find some himself or just give up.” Hermione says, trying to comfort Dobby. Hermione quickly leaves without as much as a glance at Winky.

When Hermione enters the common room later she finds Harry and Ron busily working on their homework. As she gets closer she realizes that they are actually painting Colin Creevy brown.
“Stop that!” Hermione yells as she casts a spell that cleans Colin and sets him free. She then snatches up the tube of brown paint they were using. “What do you think you guys are doing!?”
“Well he’s always annoying Harry, so we decided to include him in some of our fun.” Ron replies with a grin.
“I told you Ron, we should have used that paint from Fred, the one that doesn’t come off with magic.” Harry said, still engrossed in the thought of painting Creevy.
Suddenly a first year screamed and pointed out the window. “It- it- it’s Dumbledor!” The little girl screamed.
Harry instantly looked out the window and ran for the lake, with Ron and Hermione right behind him.

Part two:
Upon reaching the lake they see Dumbledore in the grasp of the giant squid. “Time to fry this octopus! I have wanted this for so long.” Dumbledore says.
“But Professor! That’s a squid, not an octopus!” Harry called out.
“What!?” Dumbledore said. He stares at the squid. In the few seconds it took for Dumbledore to get over his confusion, the squid sticks him in his mouth and eats him.
Suddenly J.K Rowling shows up. “Spit him out.” She calls out to the squid. And surprisingly the squid listens to her and spits Dumbledore out onto the shore.
“What are you doing Professor? I told you, this year I want them to get eaten, not you.” Rowling says angerly, as she points to the trio. “I need to kill them off, so I can stop writing these books and start my real passion! Ice fishing!”
And as suddenly as she had appeared, she disappeared.
“Ah, well, this is akward.” Dumbledore said. “Well, look at the time, its time for dinner! Everyone to the Great Hall!”

Harry, Ron and Hermione all enter the Great Hall and sit at the Gryffindor table. They watch as Malfoy tries to sit at the Hufflepuff table but runs away as a fifth year tries to curse him. They then turn their attention to the Staff table, where a witch they have never seen is sitting in Dumbledore’s space wearing a big hat that says HBP on it. They see Dumbledore talking to the witch, assuming that he’s asking her either about fried octopus or why she is sitting there. Suddenly she gets up and calls for everyone’s attention.
“I, Zy, would like to formally announce, that I am the Half Blood Prince!!” Zy said. “So now everyone can stop thinking its Harry, Hagrid or Voltermort!”
The hall is deadly quiet, due to the last name Zy said. Suddenly everyone bursts out in laughter. And Zy turns beet red and runs out of the hall crying.
The End

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Awesome, zekk, that was hilarious!!!

Ice fishing! *dances* W00t! I wanna go ie fishing with JK!! *runs*

That was awesome!! Zekk...that was just too funny!

Good job Zekk I love the ice fishing part and of course Draco wants to be in hufflepuff... who wouldn't want to!?
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thank you guys.... im currently waiting for another dare that is to my liking.. then we can make a whole new adventure!

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