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Old 01-15-2006, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Paddywaddy's EEFFD - Sa9+

ooc: This is horrible, but I didn't have enough time to fix anything or add anything before my potluck. Sorry!!


Ron sighed... he had just been thinking about another dream about Hermione... Oh, how he loved how her hair moved to the rhythm of his slurps while he ate his Buckle-tooth soup… Man, he just loved her… and he loved Buckle-tooth Soup…
Suddenly Harry burst into the common room singing;
“All the lonely people… where do they all come from?
All the lonely people… where do they all belong?”
Ron stared at Harry. He suddenly had a crazy urge to sing a song...

“TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE SOUP!!
HOW I WONDER WHER YOU ARE.
IN MY STOMACH OR IN MY MOUTH,
SLURPIE, SLURPIE
HOT BROTH
TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTE SOUP
HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE!”

It was Harry’s turn to look at Ron in amazement. Ron blushed and looked down at his shoes… Harry suddenly spoke.
“Dude, you’re awesome!! But about me, what did you like about me?!!”
Ron cringed… his stomach was growling for soup… “Oh Harry!! You were beautiful!!! Except for the part where—THAT ISN’T MY SHOE!!!”
Harry looked angry. “Excuse me?!”
Ron dramatically pointed his finger at one of Parvati Patil’s shoes. Everyone turned to look. Parvati blushed and said something about meeting Lavender somewhere, and was about to run off when an evil Padma Patil swooped out of the chimney and landed beside Parvati all the while yelling, “AH HAH!!!”
Parvati looked at her in anger while Padma started yelling about “Evil witches betraying her family!! Parvati was one of them!!”
Parvati was fuming, and started yelling, “NO!! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ATE MY SANDWICH!! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS EVIL!!! GOSH!!!”
Padma and Parvati started arguing and walking out of the common room. There was an awkward silence, which was only broken by Ron’s hysterical laughter…
Harry dragged Ron out of the common room and into the great hall. When he looked up at the staff table and gasped and fainted. For where the teachers were, there was instead a Polar Bear and five penguins.
When Harry regained consciousness, he saw a polar bear looking down at him in worry. He gasped and yelled, “FLUFFY!!!”
The polar bear started to walk away slowly... Harry jumped up and hugged “Fluffy”. Suddenly the five penguins jumped on Harry and killed him. Everyone gasped, and the polar bear and penguins ran out of Hogwarts.
Everyone else died of shock, except Ron who pronounced himself headmaster of Hogwarts, and soup master. He then died.

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*The Patil twins must fight over something silly.
*There must be a polar bear and five penguins.
*Someone is addicted to hot cocoa and/or soup.
*Someone says "Except for the part where that isn't my shoe."
*Include lyrics from your favorite song in some way.
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Old 01-15-2006, 06:38 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Viva Buymoria! Love you Twin!

Yay! Welcome to the Evil Elite! You may now go dare other Evil Eliters in The EEFFD thread!

Just a reminder, Please go to the Rules and Resources forum in Grimmauld Place and read the Fan Fiction Rules before submitting any new FF threads. Because I knew this was an EEFFD I was able to give it a proper rating for you (you MUST see the ratings guide in the FF Rules and make sure your future dares all comply with an Sa9+ rating). Usually, new FF threads without ratings in the titles do NOT get validated. (Yes, you're welcome.)

I'm not sure if you've seen the first post in the EEFFD thread. All of your future dares must now be posted in this thread, and they probably won't all be Cassirin's Dares, so I changed the title of your thread. If you think of a better title yourself, let me know and I'll change it for you.

Again, welcome. Your blood-oath papers will be owled to you sometime this week.
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yay! Welcome to the Evil Elite! You may now go dare other Evil Eliters in The EEFFD thread!
Paddywaddy: Does this mean I can post dares and stuff? **feels stupid**
Just a reminder, Please go to the Rules and Resources forum in Grimmauld Place and read the Fan Fiction Rules before submitting any new FF threads. Because I knew this was an EEFFD I was able to give it a proper rating for you (you MUST see the ratings guide in the FF Rules and make sure your future dares all comply with an Sa9+ rating). Usually, new FF threads without ratings in the titles do NOT get validated. (Yes, you're welcome.)

I'm not sure if you've seen the first post in the EEFFD thread. All of your future dares must now be posted in this thread, and they probably won't all be Cassirin's Dares, so I changed the title of your thread. If you think of a better title yourself, let me know and I'll change it for you.

Again, welcome. Your blood-oath papers will be owled to you sometime this week.

*smiles nervously* Uh okay! I'm glad I'm welcome here.. and I'll check everything you told me, thanks!! Can't wait for those blood-oath papers!

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Old 01-21-2006, 05:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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what in the world was that???????????????? it made absoloutly no sense whatsoever. but hey i loved it! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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