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07-31-2004, 03:22 AM
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| | Gnome
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 317
|  Hermionee04's EEFFD - Sa13+
It was a dark snowy Christmas Eve. After all the teacher finished placing their decorations up in the great hall they all trudged off to bed; eager and excited about the coming morning. It was so quiet in the halls that when the portrait of the fruit bowl creaked open the creaking echoed through the hall as if a million glass panels had been broken. And out inched from the little opening a little house-elf. He wore a maroon sweater that was 3 times too big for him and 5 pairs of missed matched socks. He carried 4 large sack that he dragged out of the portrait hole one by one. As he dragged out the last sack he straightened up and fixed his tea cup hat that said in large blue letters "Dobby".
Dobby grabbed hold of all four sacks, that easily weighed three of him, and he began to pull the sacks into the great hall. He pushed open the door and with great effort closed it behind him as soundlessly as possible. Once in he looked around and smiled to himself. This was his second Christmas at Hogwarts, and he wanted to make it special for all the nice people he worked for.
First he took one of the large sacks and walked up to the teachers table and one by one layed out a present by the plate. Then taking his time he walked down the rows of tables and put presents on every single spot making sure that he didnt forget someone. The gryffindors table had tons of brilliantly rapped scarlet and gold presents, the Ravenclaws had just as much majesticly blue rapped presents, the Hufflepuffs had gorgeous yellow rapped presents along their table, and the Slytherins had stunningly green presents along their places as well. He made sure not to forget anyone.
Dobby then went back to the remaining 3 sacks and grabbed another. This time Dobby stood in the middle of each table and took out a long scarf looking cloth that slithered its way up to the ceiling and pinned itself in loops at the top. He had help bewitching them from Hermione. Across the teachers table the banner had "Marry Christmas Preffesors". And across all of the house tables they said "Marry Christmas Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, or Slytherins. Dobby had Hermione bewitch them so that when someone sad down their banner said what was written on them. And once Dumbledore had said his speach they would all start singing Christmas carols.
With 2 sacks remaining Dobby grabbed one and placed a hand in it and pulled a long jingly rug out of it. He rolled the rug down the middle of the room. The rug was split into two designes on one side was scarlet with Gryffindor house symbol on it, and the otherside was blue with the Ravenclaw house symbol. And so Dobby rolled these type of rugs all over the great hall, and when the students and staff walk on them in the morning the rugs will automaticaly jingly. Thanks again to Hermione.
Getting tired Dobby grabbed the last sack and opened it. With a great swoosh tons of buckets came shooting out and went straight to the ceiling to stay on the banisters. They then became hidden with the snowy nights sky. There where buckets all along the hall, hidden, except 7 seats down on the right side of the Gryffindor table. Hermione said that in return for helping Dobby she didnt want a bucket on her. And with his task finaly done he grabbed the four empty sacks and headed back to the kitchen.
Morning came very quickly after that. Harry awoke and opened his presents, and then waited for Ron to wake up, but he didnt. Harry peeked in Rons bed and he wasnt there. So slightely hurt Ron didnt wait to wish Harry a Marry Christmas he went down to find Hermione. They walked to the great hall together, and as they walked in they where stuned to see the hall. Very slowly they walked down, jinglying with every step, and Hermione sat down on the seventh seat. Dumbledore stood up and gave a little speach, and the hall became loud with Christmas carol. Everyone reached for their present and opened them with excitement to find...socks. And not ordinary sock, but miss matched socks. Harry and Hermione looked at eachother, because they knew only one person who had a fondness for missed matched socks.
Dean leaned over to Hermione and said, "hey Hermione I have homework over break in my muggle studies class. There is this question, what came first the chicken or the egg, I think it was the egg. But Parvati thinks it was the chicken. What do you think?" Hermione always glad to answer a question about school said, "Oh well that is simple it was the chicken." "Thats not true your just saying that because Parvati says that. Its a whole girl for girl thing." Said Dean. Hermione shocked said, "Dean I wouldnt choose sides I.." But Dean interupted her,"I thought you would be fair but I guess I was wrong." This made Hermione very angry at Dean, "well if you thought I wouldnt be fair then why did you ask me?" And with that they started ignoring eachother.
Through all the arguing and carols no one noticed the jingleing comine down the hall. It stopped right behind Hermione and a hand slowly reached up and grabbed a block of chease Hermione had just tasted but didnt like. It took a bite of the cheese and with discust through it away. It just so happens that it hit Dean right in the face. He looked up startled to see Hermione pushing a plate of cheese a way form her. Anger flushed through Dean, "you did it!" And with that one phrase he grabbed the potatoes and through them down right on Hermione's head. Unfortunetly the potatoes didnt just hit Hermione, and before they knew it everyone was throwing food.
Dumbledore became thouroughly angry and stoop you to get the halls attention. But the jinxed buckets above took that as him getting up to leave and they fell over and out fell, about 10 rats, green slime, and shooting firecrackers. The noice and the ruckuss startled the hall. And the thing behind Hermione screamed and jumped onto a wall. Only to come flinging down holding on to the line of Christmas lights. It started screaming, "AhhhhAhhhhAhhhhh." Everyone looked, and to their great surprise Ron came swinging down holding on to the vine of lights in nothing but orange underware that say "Chudley Cannons".
Many people stood up to see him better and then more buckets began to fall. It started a panick, and everyone began running out of the hall. Fred and Geoge pick up the peice of cheese and ran out of the hall too. Harry and Hermione came out shortly after everyone else had left carrying a subdued Ron with them. They headed very slowly back up to the Gryffindor common room.
As they walked in they heard two distinct voices. Fred and George where standing on a table in the middle of a room. Fred smiled, "here we have the very cheese that started it all." And George fallowed with, "also the cheese that Tarzan himself ate." And Fred continued, "Tarzan might not be impressive to you, but try to sell it to a muggle, and you'll become richer than you ever imagined." George said, "so may I start the bidding at 10 galleons?" Harry and Hermione took Ron up to their dorm and layed him down and collapsed on the bed. They where almost fast asleep themselves when Neville came in. "Wow what a Christmas!"
The End
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08-17-2004, 02:41 PM
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| | Firecrab
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
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Wow! That was really good! I like to see what people make out of my dares, and this was amazing! Just remember to post the dare requirements at the end of your post 
You are now an EEFFD, but I shouldn't congratulate you until one of the EEFFD heads (Lotus, Zymurgy, or Cassirin) says it offically. *Gathers party supplies and gets them ready for a huge party*
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02-13-2007, 03:23 PM
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| | Bundimun
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: U.S.A
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I thought it was great! Very funny. i don't think i've ever read something simmilar to this at all. In my eyes it's original. Great job!
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