Arielle's EEFFD Thread Sa13+

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[COLOR="Red"]One day, Hermione Granger was walking by the lake. She heard a strange sound, and turned around to find a giant pink octopus! It spoke in a high, squeaky, voice, saying. “Hello! Hello! Hello! I’m Seymour!” So, Hermione knew there was only one thing to do- she put Seymour inside a bathtub and brought him up to the Gryffindor common room. Meanwhile, Harry and Malfoy were at it again. They both wanted the brown paper bag, and one of them was going to get it! They wouldn’t listen to Ron’s reasonable requests to just rip it in half and each take one, or Parvati Patil’s protests that this whole thing was stupid and she just wanted to put a cupcake in it and run to the Forbidden Forest.
So, Harry told Malfoy, “Winner gets the brown paper bag. Loser gets to consume a giant pickle.” Malfoy agreed, and both of them began to duel. Meanwhile, Hermione was becoming great friends with Seymour the giant pink octopus. Both of them liked books, both of them liked water, and both of them loved pink! They abruptly stopped walking/slithering when the saw Harry and Malfoy fighting, and Seymour, a pacifist, half jumped up and called out “STOP, STOP, STOP!!!” But they did not heed his warnings, although Harry turned around and Malfoy hit him with the Rictusempra curse, therefore winning.
While this was happening, Pansy Parkinson was watching. It looked like Harry was winning, so she put a love potion in the pickle- whoever ate it would love her forever. She hoped, of course, that it would be Malfoy. But when she saw the giant pink octopus named Seymour, she knew that all hope was lost. She tried to stop Harry from eating the pickle, but he managed to wolf it down in two bites, then turned blue, coughed up one half, and went unconscious. When he woke up, he was staring into Pansy Parkinson’s eyes. “Pansy.” he murmured. “I shall love you forever. I swear my undying love.” Pansy shrieked and ran away to Professor Snape’s office to grab a love potion antidote. She then invited everyone, including Snape, to go out and have a butterscotch sundae.
She accidentally mixed up the glasses, though, and had also accidentally gotten, instead of the antidote, and extremely strong mixture of Essence to Induce Euphoria, which Snape ended up drinking. He immediately stood up and began to sing:
“You get the limo out front who-oh-oh
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun
It’s really you but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

The best of both worlds”

Pansy Parkinson screamed again, and left the Three Broomsticks as Snape finished his song.
“You go the movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows

Yea you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds

Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be”

Next, Hermione ran away screaming.

”Yea best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both

Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You can go anywhere

You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together
Oh yea
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both worlds”
Finally, Snape ran away shouting, “Yay! Hooray! Go happiness!”

Whew! Okay, this was the dare:
1. One of the key characters must be a pink octopus named Seymour.
2. Harry, under the influence of a love potion, will swear his undying love for Pansy Parkinson.
3. Draco will challenge Harry to a duel, where the loser must consume a giant pickle.
4. Professor Snape will show up and unexpectedly sing “Best of Both Worlds” by Hannah Montana.
5. Butterscotch sundaes will be eaten by all.