Jack was confused. One minute, he'd been on The Black Pearl, playing with his little dangles of beard, and the next -- WHAM. There he was, in a room full of people, looking much like he had when he was a young lad.

The people were staring at him. Jack, Captain Jack Sparrow, didn't. Like. This. He frowned at them. "What?" He exclaimed. The crowd gasped.
"He can speak!!!"
"Is he real?"
"Of course I'm real, lass."
"How'd you get here?"
"The real question remains at how you got me here. What'd you do, wave a little stick and say 'Avada Kedavra' or something?"
Suddenly, a fly was devoured by a burst of green -- and it fell dead onto the floor.
"Did I do that?" Asked Jack, confused.
The crowd just looked at him with horror -- then a grinding, rasping noise appeared from nowhere...

A blue Police box had just materialised in the middle of the Gryffindor Common Room.
Four boys -- two with black hair, one with sandy hair, and one with hardly any hair and a rat-face -- stared with awe at Jack and the box.
The door of the box opened and a man exited. He had dark brown spikey-ish hair, and he looked slightly confused at the crowd around him. He wore a leather jacket with black shoes and jeans. A white t-shirt stood out clearly underneath.
"DOCTOR!!!" He called, turning his head slightly back to the box.
A man in a brown pinstriped suit and a trailing coat strode out of the door. He too had brown spikey hair, but his looked more windswept, his face intelligent and thoughtful. He looked puzzled at the crowd.
"Ah."
There were scuffle noises from behind the one named the Doctor, and Jack and the man and the Doctor turned to see who was causing them.
Two girls appeared in the doorway, fighting over who was going to get out first -- which consequently answered the question.

The 'Doctor' sighed. "Now now Rose, Martha." He frowned at the blonde and the darker. The blonde shoved herself out the doorway. The darker fell onto the floor due to the lack of the blonde wedge.
"Rose, that wasn't very nice, was it?" Scolded the Doctor to the blonde girl whose name was Rose.
Rose sighed and helped the darker --whose name must be Martha-- up.

The other man sighed. "Why don't they ever go after me?" He muttered.
The Doctor muddled his words as he replied, "Because... Because you're... Well, I... Never mind." He spotted Jack Sparrow.
"Am I at a fancy dress party, or do you look like you're dressed as a pirate?" He asked, closing the blue box's door behind him, moving towards a startled Jack Sparrow.

"I am a pirate, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

The Doctor looked puzzled for a moment again, then he beamed. "Two Captain Jack's!!!" He suddenly exclaimed, making the crowd back away nervously.
"Captain Jack Sparrow, meet..." He gestured to the man. "...Captain Jack Harkness!!! Brilliant!!! As if one Jack wasn't enough!!!"

"I'll take that as a compliment..." Muttered newly-named Jack.

"But Doctor..." The Doctor spun around to face the speaker.
"Yes, Martha?"
"Where are we? How are we going to get back? What if he--" She pointed at the pirate Jack. "--Is really a Pirate?"

Now, officially, everyone was confused.

Sorry if I confused anyone in the latter part! And I know it's strange.

wow both the cool jacks in one ff. Lurvee it. It didnt confuseme *ish proud*

PAMS, it's really good!

GO CAP'N JACK HARKNESS AND SPARROW!!!!

Yay! Readers!!! Thanks for your comments!!! I'm glad it wasn't too confusing! yes, both Jack's and who would I be to leave Rose out? So, thank you Maddey, Hollie and drace_lover! Now for the second, and probably shorter part:

Martha's words confused the Doctor. He frowned, and pointed rather suddenly at a sandy-haired boy who was standing with two black haired and one rat-faced boy. "You there, where are we, and what time period is this?"
"We're at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in the time period of 2007." Replied the boy, with a slight smile.
The Doctor's frown deepened. "What's your name?"
"Remus Lupin."
"But... But this is all a story, you can't be real..." He leant foward, looking into Remus' eyes. "Can you?" He turned to the three boys behind Remus.
"What're your names?"
"I'm James Potter, he's--"
"--Sirius Black, and our small friend here is--"
".... Uhm, I'm Peter Pettigrew..." Peter was then whacked in the ribs by Sirius' elbow.
"Hey! That wasn't fair!"
The Doctor frowned again. "What year are you in?"
Remus answered again. "3rd year. Am I to presume that we're well known?"
The Doctor sucked in his breath. "You could say that..."
Suddenly three Gryffindor girls ran foward, screaming. The oldest ran to the Doctor and hugged him -- ignoring Rose and Martha's furious glances -- a slightly younger than the previous ran foward and hugged Capt. Jack Harkness, and the youngest hugged Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Two boys shuffled foward nervously, and Rose and Martha snatched them out of Jack H's reach, and hugged one each.

"I see what you mean." Laughed Sirius.

The Doctor, both Jack's and Rose and Martha looked slightly confused but still pleased. The fangirls and boys were still hugging them.
"Well, uhm... What are your names?" Asked the Doctor, still slightly dazzled.
"My name's Elphaba! I'm named after a famous Witch!!!" Squealed the girl hugging the Doctor.
"My name's Hollie. I like you Jack..." Smiled the girl hugging Jack H.
"You're cuddily." Laughed the girl hugging Jack S, not revealing her name.
The boys being hugged by Rose and Martha just blushed.

"Right, well, uhm, once you stop hugging us... We'll, uh, be professional..." The Doctor struggled to get his fangirl off, she was hugging him too tightly.

The girl hugging Jack S suddenly whispered in his ear. "My name's Maddey, Jack..." She giggled, fangirl-squeeness evident in her eyes.
"I won't forget that lass."

Like they were ever going to get away from their fans!

Heheheheheh! I bet Jack IS cuddly.....

I was going to put your name there, but I wasn't quite sure if you wanted to cuddle Jack S...

*gasp* *fangirlsquee* I WANNA CUDDLE MAH CUDDLY JACK S pleezpleezpleez!!!!!!

Wahoo!

Oh darn, g2g now and do stupid Graphics homework.....bye!

Good job, and thank you for posting a fic with Doctor Who!!!

*supersquee* JACK WILL MEMEMBER ME!!!!

Wow, this is great I am not really a big fan of Pirates of the Carribean but obviously I love love Harry Potter and Doctor Who. Keep Going

^^Thank ye, loyal and newly arrived readers! I shall be posting more soon! ARR!







EDIT: Posting tomorrow when my eyes can stay open!!!

Eventually, the Doctor, Jack H, Jack S, Rose, Martha and the Marauders managed to untangle themselves from the crowd and escape into the Hogwarts Grounds -- where they met Lily -- who was in a bad mood.

"James-idiotic-Potter, I hope those people are taking you away from here!"

James looked taken aback. "What?!? What's wrong with you today Lily? I've only just left the building!"

"What's wrong with me? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME??!!!"

"Uh-oh..." Muttered Remus, before stepping foward towards Lily. "Lily, calm down. I'm sure that whatever unreasonable act James has commited today is reversable." He placed a reassuring hand on her thrashing arm, which seemed to calm her down considerably.

"I guess you're right Remus." She sighed and walked away, dragging Remus with her.

"Hey! Lily! Why are you dragging Remus and not me, ey?" Shouted James, running after Lily.

"Because Remus is a gentleman, and you're not!" She screamed back, Remus silently mouthing 'help!' over his shoulder.

"W-wait for m-me!!!" Called Peter, running after them.

"Who says I can't be a gentleman???"

"I do!!!"

Their shouts faded away with Peter's whines as they ran off across the grounds.

Sirius smirked. "She'll fall for him one day." He stated.

The Doctor, Jack H, Jack S, Martha and Rose looked at him as if he was mad.

"What?" He shrugged.

The Doctor grinned suddenly, reached down a hand to take out something from his suit -- and found that Elephaba-the-fangirl was still there.

He just sighed.

Hola peeps, tell me what ye think! (Also tell me who you'd like to see more of, I'm kinda yo-yoing between random people here!)

I'd like to see more of mee! , Self obsessed girl strikes again!

Nah, just joking.....more REMUS!

HI!!!!!!! I want more Remus, and more Lily, and more James




POSTIES! PLease????????




lol! PAMS!




Claribell

HI!!!!!!! I want more Remus, and more Lily, and more James




POSTIES! PLease????????




lol! PAMS!




Claribell

Oooh, can't wait for more because Rozzy has LOGGED ON!

At last, some more!!! Mwahaha, yes yes, peepos, ye shall have more of Remus, Lily and James--Right... NOW!!! (sorry, random mood) *ahem* Enjoyous!
Ps. If you don't like shouting, look away!

Lily and James' shouts could be heard all through Hogwarts. Remus had given up trying to intervene, and Peter had fallen in a muddy puddle a while back and not been seen since.

The three-some had barely noticed his absence.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT I'M THE INCONSIDERATE PIG? WHY, LILY, TAKEN A LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATELY?"

"YOU RUDDY PIG!!! YOU IDIOTIC BA--"

"Can we calm down now?" Asked Remus softly, though Lily seemed to hear.

"Yes, yes of course, Remus dear."

"And can you let go of my arm, please? I can't feel it." Added Remus flatly.

"Oh," Lily blushed and let go off his arm. "Sorry."

"Quite alright," Sighed Remus.

"What is it, Moony? Are you, mooning over someone?" Teased James.

Before Remus could reply, Lily butted in. "SHUT UP!!! CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP? IT MUST BE BAD ENOUGH FOR REMUS TO HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT--"

"I choose to hang out with James." Muttered Remus.

"Stay out of this one, Remus." Smiled Lily, before turning back to James, and glaring.

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO --"

Remus yawned.

"--SPECIAL?"

"DID YOU JUST SWEAR AT ME, EVANS?"

"YES, AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, POTTER?!?"

Remus began to walk back to the lake.

"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO--? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, I'M--"

The voices faded as Remus got further away.

"YOU!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY, YOU MORON!!!"

Remus turned back and waved.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???"

"WHAT??? ISN'T YOUR NAME JAMES IDIOTIC MORON POTTER???"

Remus walked out of earshot. God, if only for some peace! He thought, then smiled.

Hola, and next time, back to Doctor Who and Potc peeps! No booing now, Harry Potter nutters!

fantastic!