Amaris_Chaos's EEFFD --- May 2005

Harry and the Evil Underwear Eating Clown - by soleil93

Part One:
Ron walked down the hallway peacefully. It was the middle of the night, and no one was awake. He took out his new wand and decided to have some fun. He aimed at a random spot and cast a burning spell... Unfourtunately, it hit a mirror, therefore reversing it into a snow spell. It bounced off the mirror, and hit the wall, turning the corridor into an indoor winter wonderland.

Meanwhile, Harry was just wondering about an odd Muggle thing he had heard about. He decided to ask Ron. Harry looked at his Marauder's Map, and noticed Ron in the corridor. He then ran down to Ron, and noticed that he was freezing his robes off.

"Hey, Harry! Look here, ain't this bloody brilliant?"

Ron grinned an odd sort of grin, then his face froze that was. Harry thawed him out.

"Yes, if you like to.. What was that Muggle word again? Oh, yes. Ski!"

Harry remembered the odd word.

"Ron, what on Earth is 'ski'?"

Ron grinned again, and conjured up a pair of skis. He skied on the halls of Hogwarts until Harry got the picture, conjured up his own, and joined him. Unfourtunately, he kept falling.

Mr. Filtch heard the noise, and came up to the two boys. He growled with an evil twisted smile. He dropped Mrs. Norris, and picked up his pink cellphone. He called someone and spoke in Mexican when he spoke to the person.

Ron and Harry grabbed Mrs. Norris while he was distracted. They ran away, and left a note stating: "We hav3 kdnaped mrs. NorrIs. W3 want 6237520351 Galions. ---Harry and Ron"

"Doh, danged kids."

Mr. Filtch mumbled under his breath. Then he pulled off his face, and he revealed his true self: An evil clown!

He then took out a pair of yellow-snitch boxers, and proceeded to consume them happily.

Part Two:

Ron tended to Mrs. Norris, while Harry went off in search of Hermione. He spotted her homework under her bed, and decided to take it and get perfect marks. As he went to take it, a clown appeared under the bed! He backed away slowly, and his underwear fell off.

He covered himself with a pillow, and watched, wide-eyed, as the clown digested his boxers with pictures of Cho Chang on them.

"No! Chang!"

Harry dived in the clown after his precious boxers. The clown possesed Harry. Harry became a mindless moron, controlled by the clown. He walked back to Ron, pillow case covering him, and said:

"If-vegetable-oil-is-made-from-vegetables,-what-is-baby-oil-made-from?"

Ron stared at Harry in horror. He had no idea what 'Baby Oil' was, exactly. He screamed, and Hermione came in. She saw Harry's nude backside, thought it was Snape's, and hexed it.

Well, they're all living happily now. Harry's no longer possesed. Mrs. Norris was returned, at the expense of Ron and Harry, seeing as Proffessor Snape gave them both detention.

The only thing is... Let's just say that Harry won't be sitting down in class for a long time.

The End.

OMG! Yayness! Good job! It was all a little fast but it made me smile. And pick cell phone? Spoke mexican? How exactly do you speak mexican? Oh well...I think an official minion must welcome you or something...but.,..Hey I think you're in so congrats in advance!

Thx Amaris! Lol, I've been on longer than most people, but I still don't belong to much... Like, I just got sorted a cuouple days ago. Wow, I suck. O_O

Welcome, Officially, to the Evil Elite! Your blood-oath papers are in the mail. That was evil.

Go, dare. (Oh. You already did!) Be evil.