Ok, this is my first EEFFD Fic so be evil, LMAO!

“Wow, our Seventh and Last year at Hogwarts!” Harry said to Ron and Hermione who had hooked up last year.
“Yea,” Said Hermione, “I bet there’ll be a lot of weird things and revelations this year!”
Ron coughed in a little way like Professor Umbridge. Harry and Hermione starred at him in a suspicious way.
“Um, I’m sorry ‘Mione but, I need to break up with you. I left you for… Cheese! My kingdom for a slice of cheese!” Ron yelled out of nowhere. Hermione slapped him across the face.
“Say that again and I’ll stick an apple in your ear!” Hermione yelled.
Harry, in the midst of all this, took out a cupcake and began to eat but then started coughing like mad.
“Darn! I forgot that was a sample of a Cold Cupcake Fred and George sent me!” He coughed again a lot.
Suddenly, Lucius Malfoy ran past them at top speed.
“Out of the way! I need to propose to my true love, Albus Dumbledore.” He screamed.
“Mr. Malfoy! You’re lying!”
Lucius stopped.
“I never lie. Pigs can fly! Ohh that rhymes.” Lucius said joyously.
Harry used a spell to turn his cold into a tangible substance and then he put it in a jar.
“Awe it’s so cute! I wanna show EVERYONE!” Harry smiled looking at his cold, which he named Jamesie Poo.
The trio ran off to follow Lucius and he finally found Lucius outside on one knee proposing to Dumbledore.
“Hold on a second, I gotta get a present for you!” Dumbledore said to Lucius and pulled out a fishing pole and started fishing for birds then he caught one and gave it to Lucius.
“Let’s go elope,” Lucius said.
“Let’s go!” Dumbledore exclaimed.
Then, 5 mushrooms came to life because, for once, Dumbledore had lost control and preformed emotion magic and made 5 mushrooms come to life. The mushrooms chased the trio down the Great Hall when, finally, pointed her wand at the 5 and yelled, “Immobulous!” And they froze.
“Well Hermione, you were right, there’s already been a lot of weird things and revelations this year! And I bet there’ll be a lot more! Now I must go and show everyone Jamesie Poo!”

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Here is what the dare was:
*Harry catches a cold and keeps it in a jar, and insists on showing everyone
*Lucius Malfoy Proposes marriage to a Hogwarts professor
*5 giant mushrooms chase someone
*the following things must be said:
- "Cheese! My kingdom for a slice of cheese!"
- "Say that again and i'll stick my apple in your ear"
- " I never lie. Pigs can fly"
- "oooh that rhymes"
* Dumbledore goes fishing for birds.

Due Date: June 26th

that was funny in a confusing way

*stares* How the heck did you get all that to fit in such a tiny post??? XD Hahahhaha! I liked it...

*shrugs* I dunno how, OMG I'm so happy you read! I'm glad you like it! Thanx!
...CoOl!

excellent rendition of my dare! welcome to the Evil Elite Fan Fiction Darers!