^I'll take that dare from fluffy frog!^

Oops... i didn't see it.. but hey, ill do it anyways! give me 5 more days!

Wow.... this looks fun... let me look around for a good one.....

A new dare for you all:

- continuing references to the HP books (just throw a few in there) are referred to as ridiculious and impossible "because they aren't real life"
- Ron loses his gingerness and refuses continue living because of it
- Dumbledore accidently gets his foot stuck in the Goblet of Fire
- a character of your choosing goes around in nothing but the "bare essentials" for the entire movie (referring to clothes)
- the following makes an appearance:

* rabid, crazy fangirls (you pick the object of their desire)
* a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup
* SS Radio
* Charlie Brown and Snoopy
* a table leg

Due Date: December 15, 2005

Have fun!

iko-iko-i-ay! I lurve that song! It's on my kid's bop cassette! I play it over and over and over and over and over... (get the picture?)

*ahem* right. BABYDRIVER27, i, jonsie b., aka: Brittney , accept your dare. *whew, the worst is over *
as it is only today, i will not have it until sometime l8r, like aftr tmrw, so, look out elite, for i will soon join your ranks t:


p.s. will put link here when it is up

I've had this thread moved to Grimmauld Place, so that it's no longer lost in the list of games at Zonko's. Hopefully this move will revive the club and get people writing!

BabyDriver27-- I accept your dare, but ONLY if I can get done with it in 2 days... hehe *smiles sheepishly*

nevermind-- i dont like my work, so I haven't posted the dared story.. it's horrible! I deleted it and made up my own dare story (smiles sheepishly). DOn't mind me...

i am newish here. so, what are u people tlking about exactlly. tlking means talking bye the way.

The rules and history of the Evil Elite Fan Fiction Darers are in the first post of this thread. Have a look there.

And we generally frown upon use of 'chatspeak' or 'n00bspeak' as some of us call it. Especially here in the Fan Fiction section.

OOOOOOH! *squeezes Jan* You've revived the EEFFD. How I've missed it. *clings*

I'm not totally useless, and I haven't written a dare in a LONG while. Can I make a dare?

You don't need to ask. You're a member of the trifeminate or whatever. Founding evil elite momma and such. Dare away.

Sorry this took me a bit...

Ahem.

*The Patil twins must fight over something silly.
*There must be a polar bear and five penguins.
*Someone is addicted to hot cocoa and/or soup.
*Someone says "Except for the part where that isn't my shoe."
*Include lyrics from your favorite song in some way.

Not only will I add this new dare to Lotus' post in the first page, where all dares used to be kept... but Ima accept Ern's dare. Officially. Yup.

And I shall dare.

evlpez's dare:
* Ron wants a magical nose job for some reason.
* Someone sings in the rain, a serenade to the Queen of Cupcaketopia (PM Cassirin to find out who that is, if you're not sure. baha!).
* Someone is cloned.
* The Hogwarts house elves decide to serve nothing but marshmallows for breakfast.
* Include the following: A telephone, styrofoam, a pig sty, pigs in a blanket, blanket of secrecy.
Due date: January 18th

I suppose I'll accept Cassrin's dare.. if that's okay with you busy admins.

I have accepted Cassirin's dare and it can be found here in my poetry thread because it is of course....a poem (what else would it be...*sigh*...enjoy