What is the most funniest situation or quote you had read in the book that made you can't stop laughing or at least made you crack your face in a smile??

I think in the begining, and through out most of the book until the fight seen, i laughed. The wedding was funny, fred and george were funny. The whole thing made me laugh like crazy.

I loved the george and the ear part! Also, there were just these bits where Ginny would get angry when someone else was flirting with Harry i.e. Gabrielle and Cho. That was funny! Also, the bit where Percy was joking with his boss! Ron was hilarious throughout all of it too, but he's always funny!

This isn't the funniest thing, or probably even close but this is something that stood out in stark contrast. I had to stop reading for half an hour after Fred died, i wasn't only sad, I was angry, i was just insane with grief. anyway, I wanted so badly to finish this book, even though to me it wouldn't undo the death, that I wasn't entirely over it when I continued reading, so I was reading through my sniffles and tears as Rowling described a stampede of desks coming hurtling past, with McGonagall yelling, "CHARGE!" I was so heartbroken, but it was so funny to me. I laughed outloud. It almost felt wrong. Almost, but not quite. In fact, that's probably how I got past it enough to get through the rest of the book.

All the "holey" jokes of course And anything said by Fred and George

I think the funniest part to me was when Mrs. Weasley called Bellatrix a bad word.

I laughed out loud, I've been waiting for something from her like the whole duel between her and Bellatrix since she's been introduced. She has always only shown herself to be useful in common household spells, but I thought it did her character justice to finish off Bellatrix.

There were loads of bits which I found amusing, and I'm not sure if they were supposed to be funny. O_o But yeah. Fred and George's holey jokes, along with Kreacher. I just burst out laughing when he changed into a pleasant elf.

In the final battle the elves, I had to laugh at them going out and helping... Yey for house-elfs! Mmm, I laughed at the fact that they flew out of Gringotts on a dragon.

And Albus Severus was pretty funny in the epilogue.

Potterwatch, I found that great <333333

All of that... and also when Hermione start hitting Ron when he came back. I was sure she would yell at him and then hug him that when she jumped at him I started laughing picturing it.

The "run faster than Severus Snape when confronted with shampoo" line during Potterwatch.

^^ I second that. Along with the entire 'Potterwatch' itself. I also loved a ton of Ron's sarcastic comments.

A lot of the stuff Ron said made me laugh. And also some of the things the people at 'Potterwatch' said. The 'choice' words used in the book also made me laugh

Potterwatch was really funny, and Fread and George and Mrs. Weasley and the whole Bella thing....and a few more

"Parked all right, then?" Ron asked Harry. "I did. Hermione didn't believe I could pass a Muggle driving test, did you? She thought I'd have to Confund the examiner."
"No, I didn't," said Hermione, "I had complete faith in you."
"As a matter of fact, I did Confund him," Ron whispered to Harry.

Hahahahahahaha.

"How do you feel, Georgie?' whispered Mrs Weasley.
"Saint like" he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?' croaked Fred, looking terrified, 'is his mind affected?'
"Saint-like repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother, "you see...i'm holy.Holey.Fred, geddit?"
"Pathetic," he told George, "With the whole wide world of ear related humour before you, you go for holey?"

that cracked me up. i miss fred.

Yer i laughed out loud when i read that bit. excellent

"in the name of Merlins saggy left" ... that was gold!!

On of my funniest bits was at the wedding, when Krum said Ginny was pretty:

Quote:

"Yeah," said Harry, suddenly irritated, "and she's seeing someone. Jealous type. Big bloke. You wouldn't want to cross him."

So krum was like darnit, why are all the good ones taken, serves him right, Ginny is Harry's! grrrrrrrrrr *marches around Harry and Ginny, protecting them from Krum and his evilness*

Krum at the Wedding

Quote:

'Vot,' he said, draining his goblet and getting to his feet again, 'is the point of being an international Quidditch player is all the good-looking girls are taken?'

And George

Quote:

"Saint like" he murmured.

"What's wrong with him?' croaked Fred, looking terrified, 'is his mind affected?'

"Saint-like" repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother, "you see... I'm holy. Holey. Fred, geddit?"

"Pathetic," he told George, "With the whole wide world of ear related humour before you, you go for holey?"

I was laughing my head off at that

And McGonagall

Quote:

"CHARGE!"

I was like : You GO, GIRLFRIEND! lolzicle.
And Percy:

Quote:

"Did I mention I'm resigning?"

I could imagine him shouting that and then blasting the Minister off of his feet!

the ear jokes by Fred and George(sniffle...FREDD!!!!!) and when mrs weaseley killed Belltrix...ah how i awaited that moment...

The first part of the Seven Potters I think had some of the funnest lines! My favs are:

Oh, when Harry hears Hermoine mubbling about where Ron can stick his wand.

When Kreacher said

I had tears in my eyes! That was the best for me!!!

When Ron & Hermoine finally kiss and Harry is like hello, there is a war going on, LOL

When Kreacher said "Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"

Okay, okay everything with the "new" Kreacher made me laugh but imagining Kreacher and the other house elves charging into the battle was hilarious. but not so much as him hitting mundungus.

Yeah the whole.

"How do you feel?"
"Saintly"
"Saintly?"
"Yeah Saintly, holy, holey" thing was a bit funny and also the whole 'ear ear part as well!

I also laughed at Voldemorts utter idiotic tendencies I mean c'mon he walked into a trap and he's supposed to be really good at Occulumency and Legilimency and he didn't realize things. He was truly afraid of Potter and he made so many little errors it was funny.

Also I did laugh at Percy's "Oh and I quit." part to Thicknesse (Or as I'd call him Thicky.)

This may sound cruel but I laughed when Lupin came bursting into Fluer and Bill , tripping over his travelling cloak and said, "It's a boy! We named him Ted after Dora's father!"

And another part, the ear jokes of course, that's about it for me, I was crying too much to really notice the comedy aspects of the book.

LOL, I know, I could not stop laughing.

OMG the funniest... the fight in chpater 19 when Ron returns, and Hermione freaks out on him. And then Ron's like... "It could have been worse, remember when she pummelled me with those birds?" and Hermione's like... "I'm still considering it..." or something of the sort.

Oh and so many other times... I laughed more than I cried, which was good.