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i m a potter fool ^_^ · 07-18-2006, 06:48 PM

Home of the Poems Thread!

Ottery wrote this for the thread, and he will be hosting it. So, give it up for Ottery St. Catchpole!!

*Le hands the microphone over to Ottery*
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Hello fellow Dumbledore’s Army recruits, ten shun! … I’m your gracious host Ottery St. Catchpole and the Official Windbag of the DAFC … wait a minute … I mean the Official Poet of Dumbledore’s Army.

*Everyone claps politely or I sick Dobby on ‘em*

I write poetry off the top of my head … sometimes off the top of other people’s heads, but not so much since they don’t seem to like it, ruins their hair they say. Anyways, this thread is the poetic repository (not to be confused with suppository … trust me you don’t want that!) which is just a fancy way of saying the home of poetry of and about and inspired by Dumbledore’s Army.

They can be sonnets or Odes, or little limericks about the members we love, like Ron, Ernie, or even Zacharias Smith, the situations in the books, like when we found out Hermione’s patronus is an otter, or nargles in mistletoe, whatever.

So if you’ve got a poem about the DA is the place to play. Please post poems only! If you like the poets work, I’m sure they’d love to get a PM that says sweet things otherwise this will become spam central.

griffin_girl · 07-19-2006, 08:17 PM

Hey!!! I got these from the old thread...

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Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole

Goodbye, farewell, and so long ...

After a long time, the boy sat on a rock on a hill,
he was sitting there neither looking down, or up but to the past,
he could think on the quest he had set and on the done task,
and while he pondered there on the wedding of Fleur & Bill.

Ottery was a mad shipper,
a pirate who'd said hi to flipper,
while sailing the waves,
on sunny days.

But while watching the sun set on the DA thread,
his mind was not filled with thoughts of dread,
but instead,
on George & Fred.

The crazy old shipper's brain was not slipping,
he was just happy then about the flipping,
new forum they'd get
for Dumbledore's Army all ready and set.

"It was a team effort," he said,
to no one there anyway,
"with everyone working hard,
that's how we got this fard."

He wiped a tear from his eye,
pretended his eyes they were dry,
walked back home humming a tune,
even when people looked at him like a loon.
Because he hadn't a guitar to struuum. <rhymes with loon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole

Dumbledore's Army
a short poem
By Ottery St.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole

Champions of right,
they'll use their might,
to save the day,
when it's gone to night.

If you're evil run now,
go on have a cow,
because the DA is coming your way,
and we're not coming to sing hey, hey.

In darkest night,
at the loneliest hour,
when the suns down and out,
and you're crying from fright,

don't ever forget,
that the DA's all set,
to save the hour,
from evil's power.

Quote:

Originally Posted by griffin_girl

Dumbledore’s Army

Quote:

Originally Posted by griffin_girl

This club of ours is a secret
We haven’t been discovered yet!

We practice our defenses
To alert all our senses

We sneak out day and night
To prepare for our biggest fight

All evil we will defeat
And all will bow to our feet

To be part of this Army is an honor
So what are you all waiting for?

Sign up! Go! Quick! Rush!
So you'll be finally one of us!

Quote:

Originally Posted by griffin_girl

At A Time Of Dawn

At a time of dawn
Darkness will be gone
The battle has been won
The job of good is done
At a time of dawn

OtterySt.Catchpole · 07-22-2006, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by griffin_girl

Hey!!! I got these from the old thread...

*pets* That's sweet dear, but you're getting ahead of ourselves.

Here for your reading pleasure, in chronological order, the poems I've written for Dumbledore's Army ...

It started, oddly enough with this little one right here:

Quote:

Dumbledore's Army, Dumbledore's Army
We're not barmy
We're the best at Hogwarts
Better than some morts.
We're gonna save the wizarding world from Voldemorts evil
Because grown ups, well they're primevil, medievil, and just plain weebels.

I think it's cute.

But then I wrote it

This here is my sophomore effort at writing another poem for the DAFC. You'll notice this one actually has a title

:

Quote:

Dumbledore's Army
a short poem
By Ottery St.

*shrugs* Well it's what the title says...

Champions of right,
they'll use their might,
to save the day,
when it's gone to night.

If you're evil run now,
go on have a cow,
because the DA is coming your way,
and we're not coming to sing hey, hey.

In darkest night,
at the loneliest hour,
when the suns down and out,
and you're crying from fright,

don't ever forget,
that the DA's all set,
to save the hour,
from evil's power.

OtterySt.Catchpole · 07-30-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MC Hammer

nvm, sorry

Not to worry MC Hammer, now you have to come back and write us a poem and edit it in there

I mean this is EVERYONE'S Poetry thread, so if you've got any DA Poems ...

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Okay kids, I'm back with more poetry I've written for the DAFC. You're all welcome to post your stuff too, c'mon show Dean & Seamus some love, how about Cho, or Ginny. I should write one about Ron ...

I love Ron

This one I wrote, and I quote myself: "*Ottery's so happy he writes a poem*"

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm so happy

I'm so happy,
I feel sappy,
I love writing fics,
especially about Ron's tics,
like burping slugs,
and flying rugs,
okay so Ron's never flown a rug,
but he doesn't like bugs.

This next one is just about being a member of the DA which I personally think is the coolest character club here on SS ... but don't quote me on that kids, I have enough enemies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Being in the DA

Being in the DA is fun, okay,
I love that bunches, like Rupert, chocolate, and stretch limos.
But I love it better when we get new members, hey!
It's like winning the lottery, and it makes me get all emo (rhymes with Limo).

Now this next one I remember

because we had just finished writing the ABC's of the DA and I wanted to do the ZYX's of the DA too .... I really love ♥ Dumbledore's Army can you tell? ;J

Quote:

The ZYX of the DA

Zingers like their stingers ...
that's the DA, everyday.
Spells like quick witted jokes,
these guys & gals ain't just any blokes.

Evil better watch out,
because we're kickin' 'em out,
Dark Lords or minions,
we don't care their opinions,

The DA is going to save the day,
we're superheroes of the wizarding world, hey, hey!

It's also surprising because that last one actually comes with a title too ... LOL More laters kiddies, but bring in your poems ... it's lonely in here, and Seamus and Dean need love. Zacharias Smith too but I don't think most of you love him ... LOL

OtterySt.Catchpole · 08-22-2006, 05:01 AM

This next poem was as it says at the end, and for the intent the title elaborates so ... that was a lame intro let's head on to the poem and try to save this while we can

:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ottery who still loves the DA

A poem of appreciation by Ottery St. to his DA friends

I think it's easy to say,
that you guys (and the girls) of the DA, aren't just okay,
you're swell as well
someone sound the bell, I'm going to tell!

For liking my poem, Thank you all,
I'm so overwhelmed ... I'll see you next fall.
Okay I'm just kidding,
I wouldn't be leaving,
A group of friends that's so loyal
I think you're all totally royal.

So with love & inspiration,
I'll keep penning my divinations (?)
er my poetical ministrations,
and hopefully you will continue to love these without recriminations.

For ALL my DA friends

And yet another poem espousing the values of TRUE Friendship, which I can tell you kids is a rare thing.

Sadly. Just remember be a good friend if you want to have good friends. It's more give than take, there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otty who loves ♥ his true friends

Friendships Forged

Friendships forged in the fires of love,
friendships forged by the trials of life,
friendships that will not break with the peace dove,
but last the dark nights long through all evil's strife.

The DA is such a forge,
that it makes friends in fire,
a kinship like Fred & George,
that wont die in despair, however dire.

The friends who are Dumbledore's Army,
will fight evil, right wrongs, defend the weak,
though one of us have an enemy,
we'll all answer the call to fight, so we speak.

Oya · 08-28-2006, 07:34 PM

Hey! I found another song that belongs to our famous Otty! So here it is!

Quote:

Godzilla v. The DA

Godzilla is a giant green monster,
he's full of radioactive bluster,
his breath can kill you,
so quick get a truckload of mints, eeewww.

The DA is going to slap his hand,
with a flick of a really giant wand,
Luna can't reason with him,
and Hermione doesn't argue on a whim.

Ron may want to beat the big brute,
but Harry's not just going to sit there and root,
someone keep the boys off their brooms,
before the radioactive lizard's breath goes boom!

Someway or other the DA will win,
I just hope it doesn't mean I have to spin.

Quote:

A_The Mini-Poem part 1

Boom Diggity
I'm not talkin' bout Cedric Diggory,
I'm tellin' y'all about the DA,
we're the team--when you need rescuin's, on the way!

The DA are the ultimate,
they're not penultimate ( )
we kick Voldy's bum,
he's gonna get sum ...
Sum, sum, DA butt-kickin', chum!

OtterySt.Catchpole · 08-29-2006, 04:14 AM

The Irony doesn't escape me ... *Teddy snickers*

Hey kids, sorry I haven't posted in a bit, busy and all.

I was kind of hoping Oja had taken up writing poetry *sighs* but well intent is good. *smoochies* I have copies of all my poems Oja, but thank you.

This next one I wrote well for my dearest sweetest friends. Cheeky Weasley and Kels, they're really the greatest people on earth, and they pwn me totally. They mend my heart ♥ , and they make me whole when I'm broken, but most importantly, they know how to be true friends, and I love them. Which is why I wrote these poems for them ... I wrote the first one for Cheeky on the occasion when she had just joined the DAFC.

Quote:

To Cheeky & Kel, they're both so swell.

My dearest Cheeky,
unlike Kel, you're not sneaky,
You'd do well as a politician,
quick help me now, I'm on a mission.

We have to let everyone know,
that KWilkinsonLPNII, is a sweet one to know,
yes I know I'm repeating a word,
but they rhyme though, so don't be absurd.

Anyways, welcome Cheeky, I think you're swell,
everyone I hope you've met Kel,
they're my sweethearts,
so don't you be tarts,
and say hello to my two girls,
yes I know, I'm a total churl.

These next ones are just goofy ...OY!

Quote:

Ottery's Dilemma

It happened one day,
it started to rain,
now you'd think this was okay,
but when you figure otters swim the water sent Otts down the drain.

Yeah, dilemma,
it's okay it's not a problema.
I ended up in China,
and the people there are all nice & kinda.

I got a panda for a teddy,
and now my life's all like a bowl full of cherries.
There's only one little problem yo,
and that's the DA don't have a forum, lo!

Quote:

Time for a poem methinks ...

Patience is waning fast like starlight,
someone go get me a bud er uhm who's not a fright.
The forum can't get here soon enough I swear,
so do it quick or I'll start making my dog dance in underwear.

OtterySt.Catchpole · 08-29-2006, 04:17 AM

I'm weird, there's no getting over that. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Untitled

Ottery's poetry comes from the heart,
not like when he eats beans, then he just wants to fart.

He loves Harry Potter,
doesn't think he's a rotter,
no matter what that evil Peeves says,
Ottery loves his boy hero
because he's not a zero,
and Draco he wouldn't so much mind in a fez.
My dogs dancing in his underpants,
I hope you're happy, here have some ants.

KellyBear · 08-29-2006, 04:27 AM

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OtterySt.Catchpole · 10-05-2006, 05:55 PM

Been years since I've been here how wrong ... me the poet and all so here goes. An anti-H/Hr shipping poem I wrote LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oh Ottery

Ottery, oh Ottery,
why ever don't you like pottery?
"I do like Potter, eh?"
Said our dear friend, Ottery.

Just not with Hermioneeee!
What are you, a commie?

Perhaps my favorite Poem ...

Hope you like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godzilla v. The DA

Godzilla is a giant green monster,
he's full of radioactive bluster,
his breath can kill you,
so quick get a truckload of mints, eeewww.

The DA is going to slap his hand,
with a flick of a really giant wand,
Luna can't reason with him,
and Hermione doesn't argue on a whim.

Ron may want to beat the big brute,
but Harry's not just going to sit there and root,
someone keep the boys off their brooms,
before the radioactive lizard's breath goes boom!

Someway or other the DA will win,
I just hope it doesn't mean I have to spin.

And a Seamus and Dean one ... because I think they're the ultimate team supreme

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mini Poem_DA ♥

Seamus and Dean, now there's a team,
Ron and Hermione, they're quite the irony,
Zacharias Smith, he's not that spiff,
Fred & George though are gorge (ous) ;J

All in all, they're DA one and all.

OtterySt.Catchpole · 12-01-2006, 04:37 AM

Love comes softly in the night, and sometimes it's a fright!

When it comes to kicking

the DA's got more than it's share of sass,
I feel bad for the Death Eaters cuz they're gonna get creamed,
and I'm not just saying that cuz I'm full of steam ...

Harry's got the heart and soul of the gang,
Ron's got the master plan,
Hermione's a genius in her own right,
and Dean and Seamus really know how to fight.

Ginny's going to use her bat bogey hex on you,
Dude all I can say is, "Sorry you're screw-ed",
Fred and George were once members of our jolly squad,
of course now they've got their shop. How Mod.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some of our friends,
like Luna who's good at turning things on their end,
Oh and Cho but she quit over a little spat,
with poor little Harry who doesn't wear hats.

Colin's cool too in his own way,
WTF where they thinking putting Nigel in his play--
ce, the directors a dork, I'm sorry to say,
but Rupert's in the movie so get outta my way!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Yay, yay GO D.A.!!!!!!!111111111

tatewin · 12-01-2006, 11:55 PM

Hey Umbridge, best get out of the way!
Because Dumbledore's Army is here to stay!
We don't care if to you it's not okay
We don't care what you might have to say
No ministry lackey can lead us astray
Because Dumbledore's Army is here today!
No threats of explusion or Ministry Decrees
Will ever bring this Army to its knees!
Go run and tell Fudge, the DA's got a grudge
Who do you think you are anyway!
We'll quickly have you both running away
Soon you will both be out of our way
Because Dumbledores Army is here! Hurray!!!

OtterySt.Catchpole · 12-02-2006, 05:36 PM

Dumbledore's Army or Love's Home

We all know how we'll win the day,
it's not through sparring and yelling okay,
well I hope there's a lot of sword fights and spells cast,
because otherwise it would be a boring fight last,
but anyways, what I'm here to say,
is that love is going to win the day.

The D.A. is home to the brave and true,
to the smartly ambitious which the craven will rue,
friends, and mates, all fighting side by side,
alls fair in love and war, get away I see pie!!!!!!!!11111

Okay so when times are dark and grey,
together we'll stand and light the way,
but in peace time if there's desert on the table,
sorry but it's "Out the way, Mable"

I think your poem is lovely Tatewin ... it used to feel lonely here but not no more

*pokes Kel* I love you too Kels.

OtterySt.Catchpole · 12-04-2006, 05:20 AM

Friendship is more than a six letter word,
actually it's got loads more letters, and sounds nicer too,
but let me tell you it's not as easy as swatting a bird,
and it's also a lot nicer not to do that too.

At the core of our army you'll find that's the key,
it doesn't hurt any though that Ron's a cute monkey,
Harry's a brave, and brilliant leader as well,
Hermione knows her way around more than just spells.

There is Luna as well, who's a good shot,
and Neville who's cute and can dance a lot,
Ernie's speeches could put an elephant to sleep,
but Dean's hexes will make the villains all screech.

From different houses they all come to join in an army,
and they're going to kick

you can bet on a charm-e.
Friends all of them, they'd stand true to each other,
hold their backs, even join Spew, to help out their brother.

Sisters if they're girls, cuz Dumbledore's Army isn't just for boys,
which of course means they all have to learn to share their toys.

KellyBear · 12-04-2006, 10:50 PM

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OtterySt.Catchpole · 12-05-2006, 03:14 AM

Ronald's Retort (a reply to Lavender's Lament)

Perhaps you are a fool,
if you let yourself be used quaintly as a tool.
You knew my heart was bound to someone other,
yet you thought you'd bind it with spells rather.
A heart may have more ties that bind,
than the one you thought with me to twine.
Hermione has my heart always held true,
something obviously you clearly knew,
for when you did see us down the stairs come down,
you did meet us with an angry frown.
Nor chance to answer you did leave,
but you did explode without reprieve.
Farewell I say to your false heart,
for mine, as you well know, fell to cupid's dart
and now all of my heart,
is all Hermione's part.

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