Karkaroff and Snape having a stare contest.

Karkaroff: Don't even think about touching my pink lemonade pitcher.
Snape: You always were a selfish prat, refusing to share the sugary lemon goodness.

Karkaroff: So, I noticed this morning that I'm missing a pair of pink polka dotted boxer shorts... Anything to say about that?
Snape: Who me? I have nooooo idea what you're talking about... *hums*

Snape: What is that retchidly awful, stomach turning odor?
Karkaroff: Sorry about that. I had a whole can of beans last night...
Snape: You absolutely disgust me.
Karkaroff: You don't even have the slightest clue of how disgusting I can get!

Karkaroff (mumbling): "So, what do you think, Severus? Good, isn't it?"
Snape (equally indistinct): "For the last time, Karkaroff, ventriloquy is not a grand magic power."

Karkaroff: "Hey, how come ve aren't moving?"

The cake (front) reportedly represented a stylised version of Igor Karkaroff's appearance that evening, although the decision to model the cake Karkaroffs' heads out of earwax Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans can only be described as "unfortunate".

Even before pouring wine on Snape's dinner, the evening did not go well for Igor Karkaroff.

This image, snapped by our undercover photographer, showed that in fact both Igor Karkaroff and Severus snape did nothing while behind them the Hogwarts Grounds were ablaze.

Karkaroff: "Happy birthday, Severus! I haff organised vine for you, and later a Veela will jump out of your cake."

Events would have unfolded differently if Igor Karkaroff had known Snape had tampered with his wine. As it is, he woke up hours later with a splitting headache and his beard missing.

Karkaroff: "You vant some more, Severus?"
Snape: "Pineapple-cherry fruit tea? I thought you were a tough guy from the North! Are you going to drop the accent next and tell me the beard is fake?"

The staring contest between Karkaroff and Snape was only resolved in favour of the Durmstrang headmaster when he dropped a carafe of wine.

Neither the wine nor Igor Karkaroff's piercing glare prompted Severus Snape to reveal who had pinned the "I Break For Mermaids" sign to the Durmstrang ship.

All of these captions are said by Karkaroff to Snape -

1. I accept your dare. I will make you laugh, I will!

2. Oh, Severus, I never knew you cared!

3. You can't fool me. I know you love High School Musical just as much as I do.

4. I see you're off to another funeral, Severus. My condolences!

5. You're looking especially well today, Severus. Your skin has that special glow.

6. I know of a much more rocking party that this. Shall we make our escape?

7. Your secret is safe with me. No one will ever suspect how much you love Barny the Dinosaur.

8. You always look so lovely. Have you given any more thought to my offer of becoming an Avon dealer?

9. I've signed us both up for a match making service. Perhaps we'll meet the girl of our dreams.

10. You're quite smart to always wear black, Severus. No one ever notices those extra few pounds when you go on an ice cream binge.

Karkaroff:: Yes Snape i do think my goatee is better then Dumbledore's beard.

One week remains to enter the caption contest! Let's get those entries in!

Karkoroffthinking)Do you think it'll affect my reputation hanging around with him??
Snapethinking)Do you think he'll have an afeect on my personaliy?

It's hard times for Karkaroff.... Getting no sleep... being afraid of the Dark Lord's return... "Hey, Severus! nothing like a fine ol' coffee eh?"

1.
Igor: “Would you like some more coffee Severus?”
Severus: “No. That is a vile drink, not fit for my consumption.”
Igor: “I promise you’ll like this one.”
Severus: “No, don’t make me hex you.”
Igor: “You would hex me…Over coffee?!”
Severus: “I would, even without the coffee.”

Snape:Stop staring...What will people think?

Karkoroff:sorry..I was just admiring you hair which is all black and shiny

Snape:admire it all you can,Tomorrow i'm getting a hair cut...

Karkoroffthinking)My Plan worked!!I wont have that awful smell next time he sits beside me....

Igor to Severus- "Coffee Dear?"

Karkaroff: "I've been thinking about the Dark Mark, Severus."
Snape: "You have? And what have you decided?"
Karkaroff: "I have decided to try to remove it."
Snape, raising eyebrows: "Really? And why is that?"
Karkaroff, shrugging nonchalantly: "I think the design is so 'last year'."

Karkaroff: I smell a rat.
Snape: I dont know what youre talking about.

Two more days before the contest closes and voting begins! Get those entries in now while you still can!