1. He can help lead people to greatness
2. His love for crystallised pineapple.... yum lol
3. His uber chubbyness *pokes him*
4. His schweet partays
5. His awesome Walrus mustache that people usually dont have!
6. His ability to transfigure himself into pieces of furniture
7. He acknowledges when people (like Ginny) have mad skills
8. He helped Harry find out about the Horcruxes. =]
9. Horace is the Original Slytherin Party Animal ... c'mon peeps the parties.
10. He's a magnificent singer (song about Odo)
11. He loves rosmerta's mead
12. He's Slughorn. Enough said. XD
13. He calls Harry "m'boy" and that's just plain funny
14. He knows about Horcruxes. *me ish evil*
15. He eventually gave Harry the memory
16. He is the only good thing to ever come out of Slytherin
17. He knows about plants
18. Almost all of his Slug Club members go onto become great
19. He lives in comfort
20. He doesn't show favoritism towards houses
21. He knows all those Famous people. SQUEE!
22. A man named Horace's traits are: highly educated (check), nerd who's a real momma's boy (check)
23. He hides from Death Eaters
24. He's just a little trickster. c'mon. that's gotta be a lot!
25. He's scared of Voldemort. Awww. How adorable can you get? ^__^
26. Horace introduced us to Amortentia and shippers all over the world cried with joy
27. His name sounds like a slug...hehe
28. He's Dumbledore's friend
29. Because he's the only HP Character who doesn't eat salt. XP
30. He interacts with the students well
31. He was in Slytherin house
32. He gets along well with Dumbledore. =]
33. Because he's not afraid to make a buck... from dead giant spiders
34. Because he can never get Ron's name right
35. He knew it was wrong to tell Voldy/Tom Riddle about Horcruxes but did so anyway! Very rebellious! :]
36. He cares for animals, like Aragog
37. He can make Felix Felicis, and that's not easy
38. He's not afraid to get drunk and sing at the top of his lungs
39. He was cool enough to take a job that's not cursed
40. Because if he doesn't like one of his memories he'll just fix it ... we should all be so lucky ...
41. He doesn't stay in one place for long
42. He's friendly to muggle-borns (be thankful, 'cause we're all muggles!)
43. He's very generous at his parties
44. He's nice enough to let party-crasher Malfoy stay at his party (So that's how Sluggo got the poisoned wine?)
45. He's better than Snape!
46. He's a magnificent potions master!!!!!
47. We all love ♥ Sluggo because Sluggo loves teh Good Life
48. Cos he let Draco off when Filch caught him
49. He's a master when it comes to messing up a house in 50 seconds or less
50. He's a shameless flirt with Professor Sprout.
51. He got acromontula venom from Aragog
52. He's smart enough to use House Elves to taste test his wines I'm evil.
53. He will do anything for the benefit of the students
54. He's Head of the Slytherin House and we all love Slytherin!!!
55. He wanted a pay raise to teach at Hogwarts
56. He stayed very calm when the Death Eaters came into Hogwarts and when Dumbledore died.
57. He knows how to mess up a room when he's expecting unwanted company ... *glomps Sluggo* You bad Professor ...
58. He doesn't care whether you are muggle, half-blood, or pure. He'll treat all yall the same
59. He loved Lily Evans ...
60. He doesnt think Slyths & Gryffs should be at rivalry with each other
61. He's an expert at 'Name Dropping' Gotta love that Sluggo & his famous friends.
62. He is not afraid to be around a vampire all day
63. He knows Dark Magic, and really who doesn't love Dark Magic ... I mean
64. He gives detention to those who doesnt complete his homework
65. He loves his fine wine
66. Because he's drank the Felix Felicis potions only twice in his life ... ah what glorious days ...
67. He gave Ron names like Ralph & Rupert
68. He lives the good and fancy life that everyone wouldn't mind having
69. He's the man in the background
70. Because Slughorn is like Santa Claus fat and jolly but unlike Santa Claus he's in Slytherin House ... oh and people are trying to kill him, namely Death Eaters ...
71. He moves from house to house very often
72. Because he borrows houses
73. His bald and shiny head makes a good mirror for all to use
74. He knows famous Quidditch stars ... (someday he'll wish he remembered Ron)
75. He likes Ginny & Hermione even though they have no family that is famous
76. He is Founder and El Presidente of a club with Slugs
Thank you Alicia. And Harry and Hermione are not slugs Sean 
77.- Because Sluggo is his name-o 
Otty was here ... and he still loves ♥ Sluggo ... LOL 
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