Hello one and all, and welcome to my second FF on this site After the numerous "Ezra is so evil!" comments on my Cale story, I was inspired to write a story about Cale Newell's younger stepsister, so you know EXACTLY what is going on in her head, and WHY she thinks she's so amazing and can say whatever she wants to Mr. Newell. (And just to get all new readers up to speed, Cale is my current School RPG charrie) Since I'm not actually playing Ez at school, it will all be prety much made up stuff that happens to her, until we finally get to that fateful day when Cale graduates and I switch to Ezra So, without further ado, I present to you the one, the only, Ezra Carmelita Greenboat

PS. If you want to read my story about Cale Newell, clickie here. It gives you a glimpse of Ezra as well

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December 21st, 2065

Ok, first of all, you're not going to find any Dear Diary stuff in this story. Because I, Ezra Greenboat, am not some prissy little girl who needs to address a stupid book every time I start an entry. No sir.

Anyways, I figure I better use this thing, since my dad bought it for me the day I moved into this stupid little house in stupid Edinburgh. What was wrong with London? I was perfectly content there, thank you very much. My dad should have made Beth and her family move to London instead. Maybe then flipping Cale Newell would get lost on the streets at night and I'd never have to see his ugly face again.

Well, I guess I should introduce myself to you, a stupid book. My name is Ezra Greenboat. Actually, it's Ezra Carmelita Greenboat, but that is beside the point. No one uses middle names anymore. But everyone I know calls me Ez. Wanna know why? Because Ezra is a boys name. I will NOT be addressed with a boys name. It simply isn't going to happen. Therefore, Ez works just fine.

I am currently a 3rd year in Gryffindor at Hogwarts, only this year it's become Belle's School of Magic. I hate it, but the only good thing is I never have to see Cale. Honestly, I don't have many friends in Gryffindor--it's like they all think I'm a brat or something. Oh well, I am friends with this girl Faye, who is Mr. Newell's ex-girlfriend. Small world, huh? Back to the school, they teach us all these silly things like how to eat right and curtesy...a few habits that have, I'm afraid to say, rubbed off on me at home. Stupid Ministry! Why can't they just leave me alone?

I used to live with my dad in a flat in London, when my dad went and got eloped to Beth Newell when I was at school. I wasn't invited, but it's not like I care. I was probably too busy at Hogsmeade to go watch my dad get remarried. My mother, Adrianne, moved to Florida after my parents got divorced when I was eight, and I've been begging to move there ever since. I hear it never snows there...and it's hot ALL the time! Lucky Mum!

Ok, so...I think I'm supposed to write about my day now, right? So, today was moving day for me. I had to bring all my stuff into this silly house with my dad, and he's making me share a room with Theresa! She may be worse than Cale, because while Cale has the nerve to stand up to me, he can't really do anything to me. Theresa cries, though, and her mum is a sap so as soon as she sheds one tear, BAM! She gets her way. Ellie is like that too, but she's five, so I guess that's a little understandable. Anywho, I have all my things unpacked in the bathroom--a few of Cale's things got on the way, so naturally, I just threw them in the trash. It's not like he NEEDS a razor anyways.

Then, we had dinner, and he just CAN'T leave me alone, so we got into a huge argument, which ended in me, Theresa, and Cale getting into a fight. Honestly, what have I ever done to him? All I've done is been nice to him since we met, but I think he's jealous. Jealous that I am more popular than him. Although, he was going on and on and on about that Gryffindor Prefect, Anna, so I guess he has one friend.

Once we got back to OUR room, me and Theresa got into another fight about her books. They're everywhere! They're even in the closet--where are my clothes supposed to go, huh? I need at least half the closet, probably more, and she refuses to throw out any of her books, because she actually reads them. Eww. I mean, seriously, who wants to read in their free time when they could be gossiping or doing their hair?

It's times like these when I really miss my older brother, Slater. Slater is his middle name, because his first name is truly embarrassing, just like mine. It's Marvin. Seriously, what is up with my parents and embarrassing, ugly names?

Theresa is asleep now, so I better go. This may be my only chance to get rid of some of those books and make room for my shoes.

I came as soon as I got teh PM!
This is great Lissy! I love it!!
Even tho I still hate EZRA!
PAMS!
xoxo
Becca

edit: FIRST READER

Hehe!I'm the second reader....

I luff it,Lissy.You are a awesome writer...your even better than me

~Cat~

Lisseh, I love it!!!! Ezra is SOMETHING else!! It was pretty cool to see things from her perspective, though. She's funny in so many ways when she's not on Cale's case!

Oh, and Anna got mentioned! teehee I still want Anna and Ezra to somehow meet one day.

Anyway, AWESOME start! I can't wait to read more!

LMFAO.

XD Erza is... *snorts* She's worse than Maya IC.

PAMS! <3 Maya

Thanks so much Beckeroo!

Thanks Cat! *huggles*

I'm scared for when they meet The person who hates him the most against the person who loves him the most...AHHH! *hides*

Ezra is a little brat

Amyyyyyyy! <333333

Thanks so much!

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December 30th 2065:

ARG!

Have I mentioned already how much I LOATHE Cale Newell?

He just can't let stupid things go. Like razors.

This morning, I woke up a bit earlier than normal and went into the bathroom to get ready. But when I got there, instead of finding everything all orderly and in its place like I left it, ALL the bottles had been thrown out. And, to make it even worse, he had even gone to the extra mile to make the biggest mess I've ever seen! He literally took every single bottle and emptied the contents of whatever was in there all over the bathroom! The mirror was covered in my toothpaste, the toilet was hardly visible under all the hair mousse, and even the bathtub was covered in my shampoo, conditioner, and shower gel, making this really weird, gross concoction at the bottom of the tub.

And the only thing that was sitting on the counter, untouched, was his flipping razor and toothpaste.

So, naturally, I screamed. Who cares if I woke the whole house up? Not me! My issues are so much more important that everyone else’s sleeping habits.

Of course, I got him in HUGE trouble. His mum almost screamed at him, but I could tell--since I was watching the whole fight from the second floor landing--that he didn't care. He was grinning like an idiot on the inside.

So, now, I'm filling out owl orders to replace everything that HE wasted on me. And he's in the bathroom, cleaning up the mess like a Muggle, since he isn't 17 yet and can't use magic outside of the house yet. Whatever. He totally deserves it. I went in there to ask him how it was going (I wasn't serious, of course, I just wanted to see him in pain), and he just grinned and said he was having the time of his life.

This means WAR!

The worst part is, he totally won this battle. He hit me right where it hurts...my looks. Now, I have to wait a full 3 days before I can use makeup, conditioner, hair gel...any of it! I am forced to use Theresa's gross Muggle shampoo, which just makes my hair frizz.

It's official. My life has become a living hell.

Haha!!!

Cale sure is evil to his lil step sister

This is great Lissy!!

Cant wait for more

*Steph*

Urg.I don't like girls who care soooo much about their make-up and stuff.I don't even where that stuff...not,yetI'm not a girly-girl person.

I really do think Reno and Ezra could be friend...and that's scary.

~Cat

lol, thats hilarious. Cale did exactly what I would do to annoy my siblings!!!
Sibling War....I like the sound fo that!!
Great POst, Lissy! PAMS!
xoxo
Becca

GO CALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it!!! Little Miss Ezra got everything that was coming to her and MORE! I especially like the part where Cale just grinned and said he was having the time of his life!!

Anna Greingoth: Hmph. Serves her right for trying to make my boyfriend's life miserable.

LMFAOLOLROTFL! XD

She's like... The Original Maya Ellewood. With more evilness bubbling inside her.

Pssh, she deserved it all

I think Reno's a bit TOO evil for Ezra's taste

Well, the war is on a halt now that they're back at school

She DID deserve all that. Try telling that to HER, though, and you MAY just end up with tentacles where your ears should be

ZOMG She's a Massie!


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March 15th, 2066:

Ok, so I kind of forgot about this thing. Oh well. Not like I really care. I mean, once I got back to school, me and Faye got into this HUGE fight over this guy, Daniel Banks, and eventually that led to me calling her some not nice names and accusing her of still being in love with Cale, and then she dumped water all over my bed. But then Daniel cheated on her with some girl named Fiona Violets (seriously, her last name is VIOLETS. What kind of a silly last name is that? Nothing sounds good with VIOLETS. Especially FIONA).

Anyways, I'm digressing. Today, something totally awesome happened. I heard from my friend Becky in Ravenclaw who heard from HER friend Jackson at Hogsmeade who was in Madame Puddifoot's spying on one of the professors, that Cale Newell and Anna Greingoth stood up to that awful Thorton guy, and now they're going to get in huge trouble!

This is all just a rumor though. But that makes it practically true, so whatever.

So, it apparently all started with the Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain, Mia something or another, because her boyfriend apparently told her how cruel that Thorton guy was to the students. Thorton called her filth or something like that, and Cale actually said something back to him! And then Miss Goody Two Shoes Anna, who would jump off of Big Ben if Cale told her to, jumped right in and started yelling at him too! That was when curfew took effect, though, so Thorton didn't get to do anything to them, but I hear that once he gets the chance, Anna and Cale are IN for it!

I have a few suggestions of some punishments of my own. Maybe I should send this Thorton's way. I've heard the house elves just LOVE to sneak letters in and out of the school.

--Expel Cale
--Give Cale detention, and make him clean every single one of the toliets in both the girls school AND the guys school. Oh, and mow the Quidditch pitch, muggle style
--Take away that stupid Prefect's badge of his and smash it with your shoe right in front of his face
--Take away 500 points from Gryffindor. It's not like we're going to win anyways, and everyone will just HATE Cale
--Force him to become Lord Borr's personal servent for life

That's all I can think of now. I better go, the house elves are coming and I have some food stashed under my pillow

O_O

LMFAO!

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOLZLMFAOLOLOLOLOL

This entry just PROVES how much of a Massie she is.

*dies laughing*

PAMSPAMSPAMS.

hehe I had to do a dounle take..I was like Becky..thats my name!! (one of my many nicknames)
well, that would just ruin his manicure

hehe, great post!!!
cant wiat for more!!
xoxo
Becca

That was too funny,Lissy.Ezra is just out to get Cale

LMAO!!!!

I love Ezra's suggestions for Cale

And the beginning where she is telling the trail of where she heard the rumor

Brilliant! I loved it!
Cant wait for more!
PAMS!

Lissssssssssssssssssy!!!! Hilarious chapter!!!

I love this Cale/Anna/Thornton roleplay!!!! I'm acually getting nervous about Hogsmeade this weekend (or whenever it opens)! Anna: *clings to Cale*

Jump off Big Ben if Cale asked her to!!!! *pokes Ezras Greenboat really hard* "You just wait until YOU fall head-over-heels for someone, Greenboat You just TRY expelling MY Cale...just TRY." *glares*

Anna: I have a "punishment" in mind for Cale, too. I think he should be forced to move over to the girl's school for the rest of the school year. That way I can see him ALL the time!

I know! I think I'm accidently channeling her from the books or something into Ez XD

It would! His super dooper manly manicure!

She really is

I lubbbbb you more Amers <3333333

Cale is a drama queen--Ezra is a gossip queen XD