"Tooth Fairy Dairies"


My Lovely, innocent, angelic Charrie's Journal. I am Samia and in a few days You all will know, Why I I love Sarah Corner so much. Not.

The Best intro ever, no? People don't believe me when I say, Sarah drives me nuts. No Sir. So I got something in my hand that will let you know what my charrie is all about and I know she will kill me the minute she knows this but Poeple need to see . So Presenting: *drum roll*


July 5th!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Sarah Corner in de Houzie, yo!

Okay. Now that was just lame. I wonder how Dave gets away with it. He really is a big donkey. [with a bow on his tail, donkey]. I am writing in this journal because am a superwoman. Yes. Yes. No need to jump- I’ll sign your autograph book. But this time its not about me, well actually it is err and *le sigh* Because am lonely and I want someone- because am tired. Yes, tired of saving this world and saving little ickle kids of being squished by giant Roberts and psychopath Evil doctors. *dramatic sigh*.

I need someone. Somebody to looooooooooovvvvveeeee. . .

Okay.

Now that was lamer. *clears throat* I am Sarah Jayne Corner, 14 and a tooth fairy witch [I swear, I am] and this is my journal. Hurraaaah. My mind is always buzzing. Buzzing with such random thoughts and I just got annoyed. Last night- I was trying to sleep and I couldn’t because I was thinking. I hate thinking. So that’s why I am beginning this journal- to get rid of my thoughts. Well I actually wanted this journal because I want something that the world could remember me by. *Poses all super woman like*. They should know what an angel I am.

Yeah, am a liar. You shouldn’t be surprised about that since I am Dr. Evil. Muahahaha. *smacks self* Sorry. [Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all alone in a house and waiting for your Donkey of a cousin, who isn’t hurrying up and quickly cleaning up that attic of his]

Boy, my thoughts are so …. Weird.
So as I was saying. What was I saying again? Oh yeah. I am starting this journal because err am bored right now ^^

When the night has come, and the moon is the only light I see . . .
No I won’t be afraid- as long as you stand by me.
Oooh. Stand by me.

Darling, Darling- Whenever you need a friend,
Whenever you feeling lonely…
Stand by me.

Reminds me of Shel.

Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel.

[And I so need to stop listening to my Dad’s old records]

P.S: I love Shel.


July 20th
Boy, I toterlly forgot about you. o.O

My excuse: I am too lazy, sadly and well I been busy and roaming all around the world. What a summer this is turning out to be.

Vacation Place no. 1: Alexis Chosen’s house in Milan; they were the bomb! Period. Everyone was loveeellly- and I ate the best sandwiches there. Yum.

Vacation Place no. 2: Camira Yaxely’s house almost Palace; I so don’t like her old man. The most sweaty days of my life would be at her house. I really should erase the memories there! Camira was nice [no snakes involved] but everything else around her was just stiff. And her father = *kills self*

Vacation Place no. 3: Jai house for her 15th birthday, in Spain. AND ZOMG! Shel came to pick me up. *Squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* the best vacation days of my summer.

I love You, Shel.

I have to write to Panda Bear now.

Yo, Shizzle.. Bleeeeh. Whatever. *rolls eyes*

July 22nd
Mum got me a cat. O.o Dude, a cat? I screamed. Screamed so badly. A toothfairy carrying around a cat? No wait. A super woman carrying around an orange fat cat? A lazy, orange fat cat?

Named: Garfield.
[Mum reads some comics which has caty name Garfield so now I have a Garfield.. I mean like Duddddeee!!!!!]

Give me a minute. I want to scream again.

July 22nd
NIGHT TIME.
Now that the whole 'Why Mum? Why?' atmosphere is gone and I have come across the reality that I will, too, be one of those ladies who grow old and live with their cats -Lazy orange cats- I have accepted it as my fate and planned to continue to be and save this world. It is after all a duty. *Poses again with a salute*

This will never grow old. Hehe.

I still hate him, though. Stupid Orange FAT cats.

July 28
The cat is lazy. I like lazy, I am lazy [I kinda know how my Mum feels about me now] but why is he? Its am thing Hmpf. And he isn’t even scared of me- I went all ‘OOGGAA-BOOGA-BOOGA’ on him and all he did was turn around and leave o.O

He is evil.

I almost made a deal today. I still hate Garfield and so not taking him with me to Hogwarts. My toothfairy image will be ruined. I told Mum, I want highlights in my hair- all red. RAWR RED! And that is the only thing that will make me take Garfield to Hogwarts with me and the only thing that will make me to accept him in my life. [Aren't I a Drama Queen?] And she went all –blink- and then the usual Yadadadada.. scolding started that how I was young , being toterlly not good and not giving Garfield a chance [HAH! A chance and to that fat orange evil cat, never!]

But as usual while she was talking, I zoned out. And Shel was all over my mind. And then I went –blink- .. he had highlights. And me having highlights. We’ll look like brother and sister. ZOMG! NO!

Merlin knows I so don’t wanna be his sister. *snicker*

So I lost another war.
Hightlights: Bad idea.

Tooth Fairy: 0 - Garfield : 1
Grrrrrr.

July 29
Sarah + Shel = SarahShel!
Toothfairy + Mr. Perfect = FairyPerfect!

Hehehehe. Shel = Love.

You know what I want right now? I want to fly to him and tackle him And squish him. And tackle him again. And mess up his hair. And tackle him again. And Huggle him. And squsiihhyyyGlomppyytacckkllyy him.

Shel Shel Shel Shel.

Sheldon Ambrose. Sheldon Ambrose.
Mr. Perfect. He ish awesome. He is just so sweet and his Hair is jussssst soooo... YUM! And kisses in rain. OMGGEE! I think I might need a paper bag soonish.

Sheldon Ambrose = Sarah Corner gone WEE WEE!

Wait a second. No way. No No! Wait. OMG! *faints now and forever*
A realization, so very clear. Very Very Very clear hit this Pea-Brain of mine. Where exactly does he live?

*faints again* Someone kill me now. I don’t even know where my boyfriend lives? O.o

I’ll fetch Garfield and ask him to kill me now.
I am a disgrace as a girlfriend.

But still … Mr. Perfect. [Insert loads of tiny hearts here]

August 4
Mum is taking me to Greece before I go back to Hogwarts.*faints*
What will I do in Greece? See sights with that Orange, fat cat while she writes books? O.o

Thats it. I am running away.
Tonight.

20 minutes later.

Dave says I could see Donkeys there o.O I mean like whaaa?.. BUT I now I do do do do want to go to Greece, Yes. Ladies and Gentlemen I do. I have a plan. *Evil smile*

Plan: I am going to dump Garfield in a lake or in a river. Muahahahahaha. Or probably have him get eaten by a Donkey. WOOOT!

Credit: I want to just say that I got the whole Journal Idea from Amy [Draco's_Lady]- Who got the idea from Awesome Ashlliieee [Hermoine_loves_ Ron] .. The trends goes on. And the awesome and brilliant Banner is by amazin' Kelvin [cake.ninjak]

OMG!! So THIS was what you were on about!! *pokes you for not telling your daughter about it*

I LOVE Sarah and how hyper she always gets. And I LOVE Garfield.

Btw, Sarah + Shel = Shelah, not SarahShel.

I'm keeping Evangeline away from this journal. She wouldn't be pleased to know Sarah calls her Panda Bear.

I want more!

I love you. <33

EDIT: I KNEW I had forgotten something. Okay. Is Sarah listening to John's version of Stand By Me?? *bounces*

SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!

I love it!!!!!!!
Sarah is so random

*Glomps Sarah*

Cant wait for more!!!

Sarah is...sooooooooo weird! but entertaining! XD More

Sarah is hypandom! hyper-random! I lufffff her. Does she remind you of someone? *coughIhadchocolatecough*

Reeeeeallly great. PAMS, Sammeh

I freaking love this.
Sarah is so random. It cracks me up.
I am so stalking this.
PAMS PAMS PAMS PAMS.

Hahaha! Sarah is awesome. *Luffsonher*
*Adds to my stalking list*

Your the first ONE here. ZOMG! I love You for that.

I was gonna tell you but You were so distracted
Hehehehe. Yesh. Sarah is Hyper and evilTooth fairy like that.
I just want the banner now.

Sarah won't be pleased I posted this here. =P
Thank You. Thank You. *Goes all red* Am glad yOu liked it.
I LOVE YOU MORE! <33333

EDIT: Yeah. She is crazy like that too

GOOOOOOOOOOOEEEERRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!


Hehehe. Yesh Random.
Thankkkoooo.
You forgot to GLOMP me

MONISTER! *taccklessGlompsLuffs*
Hehehehe. You realli ish reading this. I feeel so good now.
Thank You. Thank You.
You do that, I will like it..

DANIZER!
FINALLY! I thought Someone would never say it she is WIERD!...
Thank YOU!
<33
And you got The journal in YOUR siggie. I loves you SO much. ThankkOOO!

JOOSSSEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!! <333333
Yesh. Sarah is seriously wierd like that.
And am so glad You read it
WHo should she be reminding me of, Joseeeeyy

LOL. Whiitterrzz!
Thank You. Thank You. She really must be random- Everyone is saying so.
But You said- You won't stalk it
<3333

MAMAMBERRRYY!!! You Likey likey? YAYY!
*Does dance for you*

And You got this on your siggy. *Dies*
You ish so nice so Little berrry. I LOVE YOU! <3333

Samia - Wow, this is cool! I really like it - can't wait to read more!

LMFAO.

SAM! That was AWESOME! XD

I love her. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333

Thank Lin. Glad You like it.


CHII!! <3333333333333
Thannnkkkkkk YYOOOOOUU!


MAXXXXXXXXIIIIEEEEE!!! -Clings&&JumpsON-
-Blushes FULL red again- Thank YOU. Thank YOU.

Believe me Sarah's entries won't be complete without Shel's mention
Amazing? I thought I was telling the world about her EVILness
Three cheeers for Shelah :

Awwwwwww. Hehehe. Let him be Happy- though am not sure if Sarah will be happy seeing Shel is reading her Journal
Yes. Garfield is LOVE! I love him too much. More than Sarah, I swear
Sarah and Garfield = ..
You ish crazy But so funny

Sarah: See how mean they all are, Shel . Save me. *Sniffle*
Me: *Locks her up*

Thanks for reading KashhyyyJaaaanii.

Four Words: I love you, too.



HUUBBYYYYYKEEIINNSS! *GlompsSnuugglessSmoochhes*
Hehhehehe. No worries.

I am glad you like it. <33333333

August 5
I hate Garfield.

August 8
Dear Book:
I am in Greece; the air touches my face- plays with my hair and the depths of wonder knock slowly at the door of my heart… while I wonder what life is?

Bwahahaha. That will crack me up every time I read it. I swear I wish: I was that simple hehehe. The super woman in me is so crazy and lonely XD
Greece is boring. Yes. Boring and slow and windy and boring. Right now, am sitting at a terrace which is in a house that belongs to Mum’s friend. Mum says not to hate him [Which might give you the idea- that Yes, I hate him. He eyes my Mum- and goes all ‘WEE WEE’ in the eyes when Mum is talking to him]. His name is Phil. Even his name is suspicious to me- Stalker Phil. See how his name goes.

And the mighty Evil of a cat is sleeping at the moment, very comfortably on the couch- Oh How I wish I could grab him and squiissssssshh him and throw him off the terrace. Ahhh sweet sweet sweet fantasies.

I still don’t know- How the sights here will help Mum write. The place simply makes me sleepy. O.o

August 18
I forgot you again.
No Excuses this time. I was in Greece and well then I was too lazy pick up a pen and write. Lazy lazy me. Lazy looks cool on me- But on Garfield it is annoying.

August 20
I HATE HIM! HATE HIM! He ate my Brownies. The brownies that I made. He should be drinking milk and meowing while he plays with a ball or something- But noooooooo instead he eats my brownies and sleeps all the time! His Highness has found himself a bed and ITS MY BED!

I have been sleeping on the floor because of him[ because am too stubborn to share my bed with a Big ORANGE fat cat]. And Mum finds it cute!!! O.o
- And I can’t complain because of the two murder attempts I had against him, while we were in Greece >.<

Murder Attempt 1: He was roaming around the lake with me while I was going all annoyed because of the tingly feeling in my legs because of the long skirt Mum had gotten me and the air was like everywhere in my legs.. [Bleeeeh You get it, right – And Ohh I bought Slytherin one too- I am thinking of giving it to her in Diagon Alley] And Garfield was roaming around, all easy like, and suddenly my mind went wickedly wicked and I kicked him in the lake- YEP! I went all WOOOT! And was going to do that evil laugh: Muahahaha but Mum saw me. She started shouting of being mean to a cat- and then you won’t belive me what she asked me to do. She asked me to jump in the lake to save him. TO SAVE THAT VICIOUS ANNOYING ORANG FAT CAT WHO ATE MY BROWNIES!

I refused. And my mighty donkey of a cousin pushed me in. And I had to save him. Grrr.

Browniee Baker: 0 – Garfield: 2

Murder Attempt 2 : Garfield was sleeping (He sleeps a lot and now in my bed Hmpf) and I was all bored so I picked him up (I swear I could hear little snores).. There are loads of Donkeys next to Phil’s house [which I don’t get.. I mean why? O.o] so I went near them and went like ‘Here Donkey.. Donkey... I got you a nice treat” and took Garfield near them and I SWEAR they snorted and like real loud so Garfield jumped and ran away.. then he did the whole ‘Oooooooh am scared of mean Sarah.. Nice Sarah Mum, save me’ for a week. So now I am not allowed to complain any more about him- and not at all about the fact that he is sleeping in my bed, and I have to feed his highness and I have to give him a bath two days a week O.o... And I have to take him to Hogwarts. *Kills self*

Extra Info: according to my genius brains. I think what the ‘donkey’s snort’ meant was: AS IF!

Bwhahahaha. I’ll live with that.
Donkeys ROCK!

Donkey Lover: ½ - His Highness: 2½

August 21
SLYTHERIN REPLIED!

.. Hehehe, Bear makes me laugh. And as usual she is in the Library and loves my Brownies. YAY! And she knows about me and Shel.
…
Clifford Carden’s Dad, Brutus Carden is scary and not nice at all. He called Slytherin the ‘M’ word. Stupid man who thinks he is too good… <.< I hope he doesn’t give Clifford a hard time. >.<

August 22
Shel was in my dream last night and Vannah was there too along with Kyler [FanGirl Squuuuee].. and Alexis was there and Sam was there [and she was eating those yummy Sandwiches and strawberries] and they were throwing me in the lake.. O.o Because Garfield was commanding them to do so.. and Green was sitting up in the tree with Garfield in her lap laughing with him.. o.O .. And when I screamed for Shel’s help- He said ‘He was in LOVE with Garfield’ and then I went like ‘But I like YOUR hair’ and he said ‘But I like Garfield’s fur,’

O.o

I should stop sleeping on the floor.
And I think Garfield is an Animagus.

August 23:
Bwahahahahaha. Dave had a ‘tushy tear’ – I’ll tell you what that is. Actually no- I’ll probably fall off my chair thinking abou