Hey Everyone I'm Jess - one of the Activities Officers for the fantastic Tonks' Fan Club.

In the spirit of Valentine's day, we thought a great idea would be to write a love letter to Remus, from Tonks. It's a one sentence letter, so it lets you be a bit more creative than the no less fun one word sentences.

Make it funny, romantic etc. but make sure to comply with all SS rules.

So the start of the letter will be the obvious

Dear Remus...

Okay I'll start us off....

Happy Valentine's day my wolf, I hope you like what I gave you because...

...though turkey isn't the best meat I go gobble for you.

So please accept this rare cooked Turkey instead of...

...the wonderful chicken that I dropped on the floor.

Because the feathers from both of them will...

... look good together - so you can make them into a wig!

Though I know those wigs are ichy...

..so I've attached the feathers to an old bald cap you had! Hope you don't mind...

...that the cap is pink colored...

..but you know your Tonky Wonky loves her Reemy in Pink!

Pink and bright red flowers...

go well with your pink pyjama shirt.

Maybe I could dye your hair pink...

...so you and I could match!

When people see us they'd be like...

"Ronks and Temus look over here," whilst they take our photos for Witch Weekly.

We would be the couple everyone would want to be...

...So dear Remus please wear the wig.

I love you like a love changing my hair...

Dear Remus...

Happy Valentine's day my wolf, I hope you like what I gave you because, though turkey isn't the best meat, I go gobble for you. So please accept this rare cooked Turkey instead of the wonderful chicken that I dropped on the floor. Because the feathers from both of them will look good together - so you can make them into a wig! Though I know those wigs are itchy so I've attached the feathers to an old bald cap you had! Hope you don't mind that the cap is pink colored but you know your Tonky Wonky loves her Reemy in Pink!

Pink and bright red flowers go well with your pink pyjama shirt. Maybe I could dye your hair pink so you and I could match! When people see us they'd be like... "Ronks and Temus look over here," whilst they take our photos for Witch Weekly. We would be the couple everyone would want to be, so dear Remus please wear the wig.

I love you like a love changing my hair with each new season. Tell me again about the time

Dear Remus...

Happy Valentine's day my wolf, I hope you like what I gave you because, though turkey isn't the best meat, I go gobble for you. So please accept this rare cooked Turkey instead of the wonderful chicken that I dropped on the floor. Because the feathers from both of them will look good together - so you can make them into a wig! Though I know those wigs are itchy so I've attached the feathers to an old bald cap you had! Hope you don't mind that the cap is pink colored but you know your Tonky Wonky loves her Reemy in Pink!

Pink and bright red flowers go well with your pink pyjama shirt. Maybe I could dye your hair pink so you and I could match! When people see us they'd be like... "Ronks and Temus look over here," whilst they take our photos for Witch Weekly. We would be the couple everyone would want to be, so dear Remus please wear the wig.

I love you like a love changing my hair with each new season. Tell me again about the time Sirius and James dyed your hair green.

Dear Remus...

Happy Valentine's day my wolf, I hope you like what I gave you because, though turkey isn't the best meat, I go gobble for you. So please accept this rare cooked Turkey instead of the wonderful chicken that I dropped on the floor. Because the feathers from both of them will look good together - so you can make them into a wig! Though I know those wigs are itchy so I've attached the feathers to an old bald cap you had! Hope you don't mind that the cap is pink colored but you know your Tonky Wonky loves her Reemy in Pink!

Pink and bright red flowers go well with your pink pyjama shirt. Maybe I could dye your hair pink so you and I could match! When people see us they'd be like... "Ronks and Temus look over here," whilst they take our photos for Witch Weekly. We would be the couple everyone would want to be, so dear Remus please wear the wig.

I love you like a love changing my hair with each new season. Tell me again about the time Sirius and James dyed your hair green. Haha, darling I remember him telling me that and I laughed so hard because it was right at the time when...

Dear Remus...

Happy Valentine's day my wolf, I hope you like what I gave you because, though turkey isn't the best meat, I go gobble for you. So please accept this rare cooked Turkey instead of the wonderful chicken that I dropped on the floor. Because the feathers from both of them will look good together - so you can make them into a wig! Though I know those wigs are itchy so I've attached the feathers to an old bald cap you had! Hope you don't mind that the cap is pink colored but you know your Tonky Wonky loves her Reemy in Pink!

Pink and bright red flowers go well with your pink pyjama shirt. Maybe I could dye your hair pink so you and I could match! When people see us they'd be like... "Ronks and Temus look over here," whilst they take our photos for Witch Weekly. We would be the couple everyone would want to be, so dear Remus please wear the wig.

I love you like a love changing my hair with each new season. Tell me again about the time Sirius and James dyed your hair green. Haha, darling I remember him telling me that and I laughed so hard because it was right at the time when I first laid my eyes on you and your...

Dear Remus...

Happy Valentine's day my wolf, I hope you like what I gave you because, though turkey isn't the best meat, I go gobble for you. So please accept this rare cooked Turkey instead of the wonderful chicken that I dropped on the floor. Because the feathers from both of them will look good together - so you can make them into a wig! Though I know those wigs are itchy so I've attached the feathers to an old bald cap you had! Hope you don't mind that the cap is pink colored but you know your Tonky Wonky loves her Reemy in Pink!

Pink and bright red flowers go well with your pink pyjama shirt. Maybe I could dye your hair pink so you and I could match! When people see us they'd be like... "Ronks and Temus look over here," whilst they take our photos for Witch Weekly. We would be the couple everyone would want to be, so dear Remus please wear the wig.

I love you like a love changing my hair with each new season. Tell me again about the time Sirius and James dyed your hair green. Haha, darling I remember him telling me that and I laughed so hard because it was right at the time when I first laid my eyes on you and your huge hairy ears. Which, by the way I think it's time you knew what I think about them...