Haha thanks! I'll have to think of another one... Here's one! (no offense to any gryffindors, it just sounded funny)

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Why no one likes a Gryffindor

You see them screaming everyday,
the ones that like to block your way,
they're too outgoing
for their own good,
they poke us underneath our hood.
We Slytherins,
you see,
highly disagree.
We keep to ourselves,
or those we know well
but aren't as brave as thee.
Of course we'll take a bet,
but not to risk our neck
because we chose brains over brawn,
we already know what's wrong.
Gryffindors, to us,
are showoffs and such
so nobody likes a Gryffindor,
if you're one of us.

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okay well I hope you liked it! Again, no harm intended Gryffies!
-luna_severus_26