Originally Posted by RP SAMPLE

Evan listened to the little fairy girl with amusement, smirking, his right eyebrow raised although fury rushed through his mind, his subconciousness trying to tell him to bite her already and to get it over with, and to make it quick. "Obviously, child, you don't understand the fact that there is most likely magic applied to the walls." he replied, slowly, pronouncing the words with utter care. Fairies. Something about them just annoyed the living hell out of him. Mostly because they were so thick-skulled. But still, they couldn't help it... It was their brains. Ignoring the next comment, he moved on.

"Second. I'm a vegetarian." He continued, in the same, slow tone, both eyebrows raised and his tone serious, while his golden ochre eyes were mocking, sarcastic, biting. "I won't eat any of these people -" he motioned to the almost-corpses, slowly waking up and asking each other rather obvious questions - "Because I'm ethical like that." And as for the third part... "Yes. Pint-size. You can't be more than... What, the size of a four year old?" He guessed, eyeing her with a smirk on his lips. Definately puny. It was fun to make fun of such little people with such tempers. She couldn't do much to him... Maybe if it had a wand. But it didn't. Not now.