When I read this headline, I was like, "NO WAY!!!!! I wanted to break that record!"
But then, after reading the article, I realized that she broke the
speed-reading record. And that's totally different.
So she skimmed a really long book really quickly? So what! I can do it too!
No of course I'm not jealous..... Anyways, now I have a new goal in life: break her record.